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Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests mike tyson adam devine, musical guest chronixx and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy ah, it sounds good thank you very much. Thank you very much, everybody thank you. Thank you and welcome to the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon lets get to some news here. Well guys, today is july 27th and you know what that means 99 days 99 days 99 days 99 days away from the president ial election. Jimmy thats right we are just 99 days away from election and just 100 days away from President Trump declaring the results invalid. Yep, just 99 days or as one man put it, so much hacking, so little time. [ light laughter ] trump thinks 99 days is plenty of time to get his campaign in shape. Hes like someone looking in the mirror in june going, ive still got time for swim suit season. [ light laughter ] 99 days, thats like an entire baseball season plus 96 days [ laughter ] yeah, 99 days doesnt seem like that much. Then again, the last 99 days have felt like 900 years the clock is ticking on trumps chances to turn things around. Today he saw his Approval Rating in the low thirties and spent the morning screaming into his my pillow with just 99 days left, it looks like joe biden is close to choosing sorry, i got screwed cause no one laughed at that last one but its all right [ laughter ] it was funny, man jimmy i know, but maybe if you hear it at home questlove whats my pillow jimmy if you hear it at home it was so funny jimmy the my pillow guy is the guy that yeah. Questlove oh, yeah jimmy its his biggest supporter, yeah, is my pillow. [ laugh track no, its too late. Tariq keep it in there jimmy no, no that was good jimmy its not worth it. Well, with just 99 days left, it looks like joe biden is close to choosing a running mate this week and hes now personally interviewing all the candidates he said, im going to ask you the same question obama asked me, do you know how to play the quiet game . [ light laughter ] thats right joe is asking the hardhitting questions like, do you have experience organizing pills . Stuff like that. Questlove oh jimmy itll be a wake up call when biden says, where do you see yourself in five years and the candidates are like, president. Well guys, over the weekend, while discussing trumps response to the pandemic, nancy pelosi said that her new nickname for trump is mr. Make matters worse. For more, im joined by kevin chipriano, the person who writes the clever nicknames that nancy pelosi uses hi hi. Jimmy kevin, howd you come up with the nickname, mr. Make matters worse . Geer, which is man so thats where i got the mister part. And as far as the makes matter worse part, i thought, what is trump doing thats upsetting so many people right now and thats obvious its the way he handles matters, right and what does he do to matters well, he makes them worse, and thats how the famous nickname was born now everyone calls trump, mr. Make matters worse. Jimmy i dont think anyone but pelosi is calling him that no offense, but people are saying its not the best nickname ever. Well, its not my proudest work i came up with a nickname for betsy devos thats pretty devastating. You know how shes the secretary of education jimmy yeah well, my nickname for her, the secretary of miseducation of the american people. [ light laughter ] jimmy i think youre hitting the same wall there. Nicknames are usually catchy well, i only have to answer to Speaker Pelosi. And let me tell you, these names are very funny to an 80yearold woman who is extremely stressed jimmy thats great, bu ill come clean. I know these names arent good, i get it but nancy loves them she told me the key to a great nickname is for it to be, and i quote, very long and also impossible to remember. Being Nancy Pelosis nickname writer is my dream job dont ruin this for me jimmy its okay. Im sorry. I didnt mean to upset you maybe i can run some other nicknames by you and you tell me if you think Speaker Pelosi would like them. Jimmy yeah, sure i mean, it seems like she and i have different tastes but, yeah, lets give it a shot okay, this ones for steve scalise, whos a member of the house member of the house, huh more like member of the house, and the house is a house of cards that is tumbling down. Jimmy thats all one nickname loud and clear, jimmy but this next one is a perfect burn its for mike pence. The vice presidont of the ununited states of ameridont. [ laughter ] jimmy not sure i completely get that one i think you have better stuff. Okay, mitch mcconnell, captain of the ss nonsense, comma, all aboard, toottoot jimmy you pronounce comma in the name. Look, it seems like the other ones that pelosi likes kind of, so i wont say its good but maybe shell like that one jimmy, you just saved my career now i can go back to helping the democrats fight the Trump Administration the best way we know how, with sass. [ laughter ] jimmy kevin chipriano, everybody. [ clapping ] and get this, the other day trump said that hed be throwing out the first pitch at a yankees game next month upts see how those plans are President Trump says he wont be throwing out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium on august 15th after all. The president tweeted that hes focusing on coronavirus meetings, and the economy and cant be there that day. Jimmy yeah, trump wont be throwing out the first pitch, although, thanks to his handling of the pandemic, he might be able to throw out the last pitch of the season, tomorrow [ laughter ] i wish trump didnt cancel [ laughter ] mostly because i wanted to see him slowly walk down the pitchers mound. [ laughter ] dirt is very slippery, very, very slippery and im wearing leather shoes. Everyone knows when you wear leather shoes and slippers, pitchers mounds, its hard to get down off the mound. [ light laughter ] its kind of sad that trump cancelled throwing the ball. When he heard that, don jr. Was like, you get used to it. [ laughter ] well, trump skipping the first pitch isnt the news baseball fans are upset about today the seasons just a few days old and already theres trouble. Espn reporting that the Miami Marlins home opener tonight has been cancelled eight more players and two coaches have now tested positive for coronavirus in all, 14 people in the clubhouse have tested positive jimmy 14 players and coaches on one team have already tested positive just days into the season but by all means, lets reopen schools. Thats a tough break for the marlins and Major League Baseball i mean, besides everyone, who saw this coming . [ light laughter ] i mean, who knew a sport where guys spend 3 hours a day spitting and highfiving would put people at risk thats right, half the marlins tested positive. Even worse, the team is replacing those players with dr. Fauci. [ laughter ] jimmy oh and if dr. Fauci isnt available, they could try to get questlove. [ laughter ] ooh. Questlove not funny man. Hey jimmy oh, check this out i saw that bugatti is now selling a 35,000 car for kids take a look at this thing. 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Hes going to get back into the boxing ring. Mike tyson is here this evening. [ applause ] adam devine is here. Hes got a new quibi, quibi, quibi. [ applause ] and we have some great music all the way from jamaica chronixx is on the show. [ applause ] hey everyone, this past weekend we lost an absolute legend tv host and our good friend Regis Philbin passed away at 88 years old regis got his start as an nbc page at the tonight show, right here, when steve allen was the host, but the big break for him was in 1967 when he became famous as the sidekick on the joey bishop show. He could do everything he could sing. He was funny he was really funny. He was an entertainer. He always was game to do a bit or dress up, he would do anything for a laugh i loved him. My grandparents loved him. They introduced me my mom and dad loved him between his early career and his time on regis and kathie lee and regis and kelly, he was part of all of our lives. He would tell funny stories about his night out in manhattan the night before and then tell them with such humor and class and grace. And personally, i loved that he never forgot his irish roots, and as someone who grew up in an irish family, i could relate to all of those stories. When i started to become famous on saturday night live and people would ask, whats it like when people recognize you on the street . I would be like, i feel like regis, and everyone understood that there was no need for explanation. Cause he was the king of new york i was lucky enough to be on his show as a guest and he was also on my show numerous times. We got to know each other pretty well. Hell be remembered as a a genuinely nice person, a a funny human, a good husband, father and grandfather and he always had that smile and when irish eyes are smiling, theyll steal your heart away regis, well miss you. vo businesses are always making choices. Heres a choice you dont have to make. 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Hey, next time lets do a face call jimmy welcome back, everybody. Hey guys, whenever i need a pick me up, i go to my main source of spiritual strength inspirational quotes posted on instagram. Its time for blessed inspired. And now blessed inspired. Jimmy our first inspirational quote is, sing like no one is listening dance like nobody is watching. But i cant promise i wont post this on tiktok. Im already starting to feel better [ light laughter ] you are the best you theres ever been until tom hanks plays. [ bell chiming ] [ light laughter ] heres a treasure. It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. So, frown more and use that peloton i got you for christmas, babe. [ light laughter ] [ chimes ] heres a little blessing [ laughter ] the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. And the words making my way downtow im walking [ singing gibberish [ laughter ] not a big Vanessa Carlton fan . [ laughter ] heres a spot of a spot of clear tea. Dont cry start smiling and everyone will be jealous. Or cry and smile at the same time its terrifying. How about another touch of inspiration . True beauty is on the inside. Well, unless youre an old avocado, then youre just brown mush come to think of it, youre not so pretty on the outside either [ chimes ] [ laughter ] heres a used birkenstock that has the outline of your foot in it [ laughter ] i used to think that both dragons and dinosaurs were real and i like them both a lot then when i got older, i learned that dinosaurs were real and dragons were imaginary, so i liked dinosaurs more then when i got a little older, i started reading fantasy books so i liked dragons more. Then the final season of game of thrones came and ruined dragons for me dinosaurs are so cool, though. I thought the Jurassic World movies were a fun romp am i using that word correctly romp seems like a fake word you know that happens when you think of like one word too much romp, romp, romp, romp, romp, romp, romp, romp theres a term for that, actually its called semantics association. Anyway, my point is, the last season of game of thrones ruined dragons for me. [ bell chiming ] lets crack open this last little geode [ laughter ] live, laugh, love. Person, woman, man, camera, tv [ laughter ] thats all the time we have for blessed inspired. Stick around, well be right back with mike tyson [ chimes ] im a verizon engineer, and im part of the Team Building the most powerful 5g experience for america. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles and in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity, its like an eight lane highway compared to a two lane dirt road. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. 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You can watch that on payperview and triller and on august 9th, you can catch check out tyson vs. Jaws rumble on the reef as part of discovery channels shark week heres the one and only, mike tyson hey, whats up jim. Whats going on buddy . Jimmy mike its so good to see you. Man its been a while since the first time i told you the first time i saw you was at my high school in saugerties. Yeah. Thats pretty awesome. Saugerties jimmy that was a yeah it was like a golden glove or Something Like that it probably was just a local amateur fight or something jimmy yeah, and i remember our local shoe store, montanos, sold you a pair of boxing shoes or Something Like that and i was like, i love that you got like that was a big legend around my hometown growing up was that mike tyson got his boxing shoes from montanos it was the coolest thing ever. And now here you are mike tyson is back iron mike. September 12th oh, man, im so happy yeah, man, its gonna be so awesome. Im so happy to be coming back into the ring and facing roy jones on september 12th. Its going to be awesome and by doing that im also jimmy im gonna be launching being a prototype of it, im launching my legends only league. And its gonna so be so awesome. The other leagues from all over whoever, i dont care. Basketball, pool shark, all the exlegends who want to play and still able to play and still beautiful, like myself, they can come with us they can call me we can have anybody. Like before i was saying, we have Dennis Rodman going against metta world peace. One on one have Wayne Gretzky going against the up and coming young guy. One on one i also have their teams together everybody. Jimmy thats a great idea. But this is like, how did it come about, first fight in 15 years how did it happen . Why . Well, i dont know. I wanted to do something good. Im involved in a real charitable event. And we want oh, man were gonna have so many various charities. And i tell you, its a great thing to do. And of course i could still do it, of course. So i think this is what i want to do im really looking forward to it jimmy yeah and did you did you pick roy jones jr. Out of a lineup because you could fight anyone hey, i dont know its a whole bunch of guys it started off with bob sapp and i got from bob sapp to roy jones. But i dont know how this happened, but i think this is brilliant. Because hes the greatest fighter of his generation. Im the greatest fighter of my generation and it just its no brainer that we should clash together. Jimmy yeah, you guys never fought before, right oh, we planned on fighting but it didnt happen but this is the opportunity now. Jimmy i saw the training footage of you on instagram and oh, my gosh. Youve got it, man its unbelievable. Im back man. Im back i dont know how come. It came back i started training im back in shape. Im 228. And ive been boxing, doing what i cant believe this either, man. Its just i dont believe in a fountain of youth, but something just came over me and im back man jimmy how do you how does it feel training from 54 compared to when you were 24 . Well, its really painful [ laughter ] really painful and from this experience right now, im never calling another fighter a bum again. Because anybody that does this, or attempts to do this, is no bum. Jimmy yeah, its tough its rough how do your kids feel about you coming back . Well my kids think i should sit my old ass down. But what do they know, of course you know, im very confident they dont know how to fight neither one of my kids can beat me in a fight. So what are they talking about jimmy yeah, exactly. What are they talking about . Yeah, come on. Wait till they wait till they see what dad does absolutely. Jimmy i have a prediction. I think well, i know youre gonna win. Because i know you youre mike tyson. I think, how long is a round three minutes . Three minutes three minutes. Jimmy i think heres what happens. I think in your head youre gonna want to go like, five rounds but i think once you get in there, in that thing you get tagged once, the hurricane is gonna come out the iron mike is gonna come out. And youre gonna lose it i think im gonna say, fourth round and thats being nice. Well why dont we just do a a lottery and find out jimmy yeah definitely ill come ill fly to you absolutely. Jimmy i cant wait to see it its going to be so awesome its gonna be so awesome jimmy mike, who the iron mike, did that come from custom auto where did you get the nickname iron mike . Somebody just called suddenly calling me iron mike. Just a gentleman, i dont know, a friend of mine carlos santos. And he just said, man, ill buy yoa irt that say iron mike. I never knew what that stands for and now everybody calls me iron mike. Jimmy wow. See, i didnt know that. And then i just saw some pictures of jamie foxx who is unbelievably i love that guy. Hes so talented he is playing you in a movie called finding mike. Its finally happening we talked about it last time you were on the show and so now its finally happening. Hey man, im looking forward to this. This is gonna be really interesting to me observing myself jimmy yeah, but jamie said to me when he was here last time, we were talking in the hallway and he said, i have tons of mike stories like, we hung out and ive been through everything. Like he was with you through the good times and the bad times. Listen. E as well because im sure theres some comedians that want to kick his ass. [ laughter ] so we need jamie to participate in this stuff as well. And listen, its for all athletes im talking about anybody. Ping pong players, all that handball players all the legends of the past, you know, whos around 45, 50 years old come with me tell your agents to call me. Get in shape im talking about anybody. I dont care who you are maradona, everybody. Because, oh we got something for you. Legends still have to stand out. Of course if theyre still beautiful like myself and still able to do what they do. So, why do they have to not do what they do you can still have a great football team, Basketball Team one on one tennis. One on one ping pong whatever, handball, whatever its basketball, football. Whatever it is, we got it. Jimmy yeah, just because you got older, doesnt mean youre not still an athlete. Exactly how many people you know can still outrun jerry rice . Really jimmy no no one exactly jimmy no one i know. Exactly and i bet you and i bet you he has more fan bases and more youtube followers than the guy that plays his position in the team he use to play for. Jimmy yeah yeah, i think its a great idea listen. Exactly. He doesnt have to die why does he have to die because they say he cant play no more jimmy exactly. Im so excited about this. September 12th and if anyone needs any more reason to be excited for the fight, take a look at this why do i want to be the baddest man on the planet . Sometimes i wish i could stop having these desires to go forward and think that im somebody because its a lot of work you got to be willing to get up every morning, 5 00, hit that road. Every day. Same time. Hit that gym because that other man over there, is willing to do anything that he got to do necessary to win it. Could it be that im meant to be humble nobody ever went from dreaming their weight and became heavyweight champion. I took off and did it. Were not born to be humble were born to be humbled its like david and goliath hes a monster we know if he hits you, he can take your head off. And im the little david who only has god on my side. How many you want me to kill jimmy thats what im talking about. Would you like to stick around because i want to talk to you about sharks. Lets do it jimmy more more when we come back. 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Thank you so much for coming on our show jimmy, i feel fantastic man oh, man. I cant wait till you see me in the ring and do my thing jimmy i cant believe that you did this thing on shark week you listen. My wife talked me into doing this and said, hey, will smith did it and he did it and he and he didnt complain why are you going to complain . And i said, well will smith is a different kind of guy. Hes adventurous im not adventurous. So jimmy yeah, me neither so she convinced me to go on this trip. So, im in the bahamas and she accompanied me in the bahamas. So we went to the bahamas and man, first i was in the cage with the shark and that was kind of claustrophobic it wasnt fun and exciting and then i did the free the free dive and i was hanging out with some sharks jimmy no, no, no people from brooklyn should not do that. Hey, listen, i understand but my wife felt it was a way for me to overcome my fears and thats and i did. Yeah she was right. Jimmy wow. That must have been amazing though you might be you must be happy that you did it now that its over. Oh,m very listen very satisfied that i did it and i survived jimmy yeah, exactly. Because the most frightening thing was, when i was at the bottom of the sea and i looked up, and man, it was like 50 feet up and i just said, man, how can i make it up if my tank dont make it i dont know it was im not if im not a water guy jimmy no and i was happy to do it. Because i overcame so many fears. Jimmy its done. Cant believe it. Jimmy its gonna be on discovery channel. Tyson versus jaws a rumble in the reef. Mike, since youre facing up against jaws and then against roy jones jr. , i want to get your take and see if you think you can beat a few other legends. Are you up for that . Im ready man i think i can beat anybody that ever lived jimmy all right, ready for this yeah. Jimmy mike tyson verus rocky balboa i will kick rockys but, man. I will lay him out jimmy come on, though. Hes yeah, dude. Jimmy but no one knows his style. Hes an underdog he came from nowhere no, dude. I would slaughter. Slaughter. Slaughter, slaughter i win. I win. I win. Jimmy okay, how about this sticking with the rocky movies, how about drago. Ivan drago from rocky 4. Aw, man too slow dude. Too much too many muscles jimmy yeah yeah, yeah, yeah i knew that. But how about this one. This one actually could happen mike tyson versus Conor Mcgregor wow look at that jimmy yeah that dudes nuts yeah, but im going to kick his ass anyway [ laughter ] jimmy but he doesnt play by the rules he doesnt hes all mma and stuff. Hes not youre a boxer hey, we gonna play with boxing rules jimmy there you go that one could happen. Finally, how about this. Last one mike tyson versus the karate kid. Whoa. Wax off, wax on. This is pretty complicated im gonna have to surrender to him on this one. [ laughter ] but then again hey, but then again we have to know, its gonna be me and roy jones. And its gonna be a eightround exhibition and its gonna be magnificent. And im gonna look beautiful and the venues gonna be the Dignity Health i mean sports park and this is gonna be awesome let me tell it one more time Dignity Health Sports Center park this is where its at. Jimmy september 12th best of luck my friend thank you so much. Dignity Health Sports park. And listen, i love you and listen, man, try to come, if not its go to payperview on triller, innovation were kicking ass, man jimmy yep. Okay . Jimmy youre doing it bud. Eon dont forget, eons innovations. Forgive me, are kicking ass. Jimmy mike tyson everybody eros innovations, i love you guys jimmy tyson versus jaws rumble on the reef august 9th on discovery and catch mikes return to the ring september 12th on payperview and triller well be right back with adam devine, everybody vo through our love promise, subaru and our retailers are proud to be replanting 500,000 trees. In areas devastated by wildfires. Subaru. 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So, we kind of didnt start planning until the quarantine hit and were like we should probably get on this and then realized that like, everything is pushed like a solid year and a half. So, now i didnt wanteto be involved with any of the planning like, i wrote a post to chloe saying, like, look, we got engaged. And in the post i wrote have fun planning the wedding ill see you at the cake tasting. And everyone is like, thats cute and im like, thats real. I plan on not being involved [ laughter ] but now jimmy im just gonna show up now im just yeah, im like, im just here. Put on the tux i do and now like, theres no getting around it because shell be like, what do you think of these flowers . And i cant be like, im busy. And shes like, youre not busy youre watching season six of the sopranos. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that. Which is good want to get into bad ideas. Because i think has your confidence increased now because of your show thats on quibi, bad ideas . Like now youre like a daredevil now . Yeah. Its a weird thing like, its definitely kind of stuff that in my normal regular life i would never do. We went up the amazon and i swam with piranhas and we drove i drove a truck on one of the worlds most dangerous roads. Things that i, like, normally wouldnt do. So theres definitely an element of danger to the show that, in hindsight, i was like, oh, maybe if we do a season two, im a little more cautious but jimmy ive never had a a fried egg before thatd be kind of a cool right . Thats a bad idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Its a bad idea. [ laughter ] jimmy this is not going to be good at all if i eat two of these mcmuffins. Yeah. Jimmy erp. Im a wild man. Indigestion. Kill me now. Jimmy dude, wildman with adam devine is another one thats a different show. Yeah. Its just yeah. How many fruit i can eat out of this fruit tray. Jimmy oh, man, hes nuts no spoilers. Hes wild and hes dipping it in yogurt. This guys insane. Jimmy why is this can i show this on tv . Too much dairy. Jimmy did you end up getting hurt at all doing these things i did yeah so, i did one with Blake Anderson from because i didnt know how ,to they, like, literally taught us how to drive stick, like, right before we get in this Demolition Derby so we did one that was like a double decker where two cars that are welded on top of each other. And blake was in charge of the gas and the brakes and i was in charge of the steering and we were doing great. But then we took it was like we were in first place and really, for whatever reason this just worked for the two of us but you couldnt hear, so wer like screaming im like, brake brake and hes like gas . And we took a corner too quickly. Jimmy the opposite of brake. It doesnt even rhyme with brake. [ laughter ] it doesnt even sound close and we flipped over and i was at the top so it came down and like, a full on and i was like, saw stars. I cracked a rib. Jimmy no like, my neck was all messed up yeah and then like, from there, they, like, pulled us out and then theyre like, are you good . And im like, i think so. And theyre like, can you do that . And im like and theyre like, you dont have a concussion. Youre good. Next race and im like jimmy wow. Yeah, and thats just one of one of the episodes. It truly was insane. Rebel wilson and i did an action stunt episode jimmy reunited yeah, we were reunited and it feels so good and we always talk about how, like, were known as comedy people but, like, we want to be some cool action heroes. You know jimmy all comedians wanted to be james bond we all we all want to be something were obviously not. And im like, im a cool action hero and shes the same way. And so it was like, we should do something where we get to do a ton of cool stunts and so she were like in wild western theme place, and she like we get in a big bar fight. And she like, shoots me and i run up the stairs. And then im like looking for a way to escape and she comes outside. And she shoots me from the street and i fall like four stories into some cardboard boxes. And i told the stunt guys this idea and theyre like cool, so when you get up there, well do a a texas switch and youll flip with the real stunt guy and hell fall on boxes. Im like, no. Thats thats the whole point of the show is im going to fall on the boxes. And theyre like thats a really bad idea and im like, exactly. Jimmy thats the name of the show thats the name of the show [ laughter ] jimmy i want to show back to quibi now jimmy i want to show a a clip this is from the Demolition Derby episode. Take a look at this. Oh, cool. Slow down when we get into the turns because this thing can tip. All gas, no brake all gas no brake. No. [ squealing now were cooking, baby lets make a run for the jewels [ crashing ] there goes adam devine and Blake Anderson fire crew on their way to check out hey, adam, you good i felt like i got hit in the head with a baseball bat [ sirens ] were okay. We didnt die [ cheers and applause we had it too, boy. Jimmy my thanks to adam devine. Check out bad ideas with adam devine on quibi. Chronixx performs for us next. Stick around everybody good luck on the Wedding Planning yeah, thanks jimmy. See you man. When you think of a bank, you think of people in a place. But when you have the chase mobile app, your bank can be virtually any place. So, when you get a check. You can deposit it from here. And you can see your transactions and check your balance from here. You can detect suspicious activity on your account from here. And you can pay your friends back from here. So when someone asks you, wheres your bank . You can tell them heres my bank. Or heres my bank. Or, heres my bank. 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Jimmy performing the song cool as the breeze friday which is dedicated to his hometown in jamaica, here is chronixx oh yeah oh yeah oh yea yeah yeah yeah ye yahh yeah roll out we coo as the breez wallet look like a science book swear a schoo mi ago teach rev the truck up t the mountain top and as soon as mi reach go get di skun kick the shoes off mi feet then me bless the cup 32 psalms mi rea give thanks fo di love mi receive mi work every day inna the stree and everyday end with nights like these when a holida wi touch pan di beac white tshir and a cut off jeans and we nu need no sneakers sand grains massage mi feet blessing a flow like river girl drop aslee she steam the indica wake her an she the sun burning up til it re welcome to kingsto every day is a summer every night fee like a frida rev da bike til de swear is a hummer high grade make wi eye re still wi nah go re yiy fi nobody tings every night a frida oh yeah oh yea general a general an when wi touch di road mi an mi empres an mi bredda dem nuh roll wid nuh strange herbs pretty like a emerald no one poun a several in the chalice puff it up mek babylon see the vapour tell yuh dem nuh read feel di energy wi bringing every style weh dem a fall yes a we a di maker spending like a runne think a bolt whe wi come ya member everyday a summer when yuh deh a jamaic hold on nuh baby this place kinda crazy everybody a dance catch the energy babylon can stop the music rastafari kee it groovin the whole world a pree fi touch down in the west indie the sun burnin up til it re welcome to kingston every day every night feel like a frida rev da bike til dem swear is a hummer high grade a make wi eye red still wi nah go re ya fi nobody tings every night a frida oh yeah oh yea mi work every da inna the street everyday end with nights like thes when a holiday we touch pan da beach a white tshirt and a cut off jean and we nuh need no sneaker di warm sand grains a massage me feet mi locs long like jesus locs when mi steam the sativa u dancehall la la la la dancehal la la la l la la la la dancehall la la la l dancehal la la la la dancehall la la la l dancehal la la la la sun burning u til it red welcome to kingsto every day is a summer every night fee like a frida rev the bike til dem swear is a hummer high grade a make wi eye red still wi nah g red yiy fi nobody tings every night a frida oh yea oh yeah oh yea sun burning up til it re welcome to kingsto every day is a summe every night feel like a friday rev da bike ti high grade a make every night a friday oh yeah yea sun burning up till it red welcome to kingston everyday every night feel like a friday rev da bike til dem swea high grade a mak wi eye red sill wi nah g red yeah jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash you hands dont touch your face. Well see you tomorrow good night, everybody

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