Evidence that prehistoric humans [ laughter ] consumed Dairy Products judging by the cave drawings [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night t wais. And finally, kfc is coming out with a new video game called i love you, Colonel Sanders a [ laughter ] Finger Lickin good dating Boris Johnson illegally simulator [ audience oohs [ laughter ] where players go to Culinary School with Colonel Sanders and try to date him. Even worse mcdonalds is coming out with Ronald Mcdonald down to clown. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is a global superstar, whos starring in the fantastic new film hustlers out this weekend. Jennifer lopez is back on the show, everyone [ cheers and applause he is a fabulous actor you can see in foxs new series prodigal son. Michael sheen joins us tonight [ cheers and applause and we have Grammy Nominated pop star mika performing as well so its a wonderful night. [ cheers and applause also, its very exciting ever since i started this show over five years ago, ive ended every night by saying stay tuned for last call with carson daly. carson had an incredible run on the network. But as of monday, i will be tossing to a little late with lily singh on monday, september 16th lillys fantastic. [ cheers and applause so please make sure especially next monday to stick around and see what lilly has for us all i cant wait his ex National Security adviser john bolton argue over whether bolton quit or was fired. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth as before, trumps entire political career has been built on racist reported the Trump Administration wont give temporary protective status to people from the bahamas who fled Hurricane Dorian and when he was asked about that on monday, trump said this we have to be very careful. Everybody needs totally proper documentation. Because the look, the bahamas has some tremendous problems with people going to the bahamas that werent supposed to be there. I dont want to allow people that werent supposed to be in the bahamas to come in to the United States, including some very bad people and some very bad gang members and some very, very bad drug dealers. Seth im sorry so you think gang members and drug dealers snuck i [ laughter ] so they could eventually pretend to be refugees and sneak into the United States . Psst, i need to get this kilo of cocaine into the United States. No problem. Just take it to the bahamas and then wait five years. [ laughter ] the only people who have ever been in the bahamas who werent supposed to be in the bahamas are old people who got on the wrong cruise [ laughter ] i thought we were going to barbados trump has always conflated immigrants with criminals despite the fact that immigrants commit crimes at lower rates than native born americans this is, in many ways, the central lie of his political career and he repeated it again during a rally on monday. Even doing some crowd work with the audience in North Carolina one of the biggest issues in this election is, in fact, sanctuary cities sanctuary city policies that force prisons and jails to release criminal aliens directly into your neighborhoods. Get out. Go ahead go into the neighborhood go into whats your neighborhood where do you live . [ cheers ] okay so how do you feel about having them release hardened, horrible criminals into Rutherford County i dont think so seth oh, theyre releasing hardened criminals into Rutherford County . Are your aides on parole [ laughter ] i mean, seriously, now [ cheers and applause now hes hes just making up scary stories. He should hold his rallies in the dark with a flashlight under his face [ laughter ] its like a racist stephen king. Where do you live, maine . How would you like it if they released clowns into your sewers that bit your arms off . [ light laughter ] in fact, trump seems to be getting more into crowd work at his rallies. Because after he asked people if theyd be cool with fictional criminals rampaging through their streets, he polled the audience on a very complex esoteric policy question a question that has vexed and bedeviled academics for centuries. A question of such import that it could very well define trumps presidency and this country for decades to come. What do you like better made in america or made in the u. S. A. Go ahead wait ready . Well go made in america then made in the u. S. A. What do you like better . Made in america . [ cheers and applause made in the u. S. A. [ cheers and applause okay u. S. A. u. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A. So i think we know that answer seth that might be the single dumbest thing ive ever seen in [ cheers and applause dumbest thing ive ever seen in any arena. And im including the time the Toronto Raptors mascot tried to skate down the stairs and fell flat on his face [ laughter ] and honestly, if at any point, this closer look bums you out, just google mascot fails its a lot of fun. In fact, at the end of this segment, when its time for me to do my little wrapup summarizing how bad everything is, were just going to put some mascot fails over my shoulder to keep you entertained before we do that, that clip right there really feels like trump in a nutshell. False, performative patriotism, pretending he is making decisions when all he really cares about is branding himself. Before that rally, he was probably up all night trying to crack that one like mozart writing a symphony made in america no made in the United States . No made in the u. S. Of a . Damn it, donald, you can do this. [ laughter ] and the same empty symbolism is the hallmark of trumps foreigno called himself the most militaristic person ever, and proclaimed his support for a bunch war crimes including torture, taking iraqs oil and killing the families of terrorists and, of course, he famously said his main adviser on Foreign Policy was himself and that he got all his ideas from watching television who do you talk to f military advice right now . Well, i watch the shows i really see a lot of great you know, when you watch your show and all of the other shows and you have the generals do you do and you have certain people that you like. But is there somebody is there a go to for you you know probably there are two or three. Every president ial candidate has a go to. Probably there are two or three. Since we have some dire Foreign Policy issues percolating around the world right now, who are you consulting with consistently so that youre ready on day one im speaking with myself, number one [ light laughter ] because i have a very good brain. And ive said a lot of things. Seth oh, my god. I have a very good brain. [ laughter ] and ive said a lot of things. It sounds like they translated rap lyrics into japanese and then back into english with outdated software. That sounds like a tape recording, a psychological profile would play during a trial where the defendant is pleading insanity. I heard the defendant having a conversation in his cell and i asked him who he was speaking with. And he said this. Im speaking with myself, number one [ laughter ] because i have a very good brain. And ive said a lot of things. Seth defendant is legally insane court adjourned. [ cheers and applause so trump says he gets his Foreign Policy advice from the shows. And, of course, in particular, he was talking about fox news. Thats where he saw john bolton, the former Bush Administration official and fox news pundit whom trump hired last year as his third National Security adviser which was horrifying, because bolton is an unrepentant warmonger who has pushed for regime change in iraq, iran, syria, venezuela and north korea. In fact, a former Trump Administration official actually told the new yorker, john wants to bomb everyone. And its dangerous to have someone like that around donald trump because trump is very impressionable. If Marilyn Manson had a show on fox news, trump would show up to his next press conference with jet black hair and a nose ring [ laughter ] it was always terrifying knowing that an extremist neocon like bolton had the ear of an impressionable president who had no idea what he was doing and who took his advice from tv pundits. The relationship was always weird. And yesterday it came to an end when trump fired bolton or maybe bolton quit. We dont really know, because as usual, it happened in the most chaotic way possible with trump tweeting about it and bolton texting reporters while they were live on the air reporting on his firing. Trump announced he fired bolton this morning on twitter, writing, quote, i informed john bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the white house. Were just hearing from peter baker that john bolton has texted him as well saying that he offered to resign and resigned today so that version is differing very much from the firing version that comes from the president. John bolton just texted me. Oh. Just now, hes watching c talking, and he wrote, yes. So john bolton has just told me texted me that said, ts. Theyre all talking to each other through the television [ laughter ] trump is firing people via tweet, bolton is texting news anchors on live tv to respond. Its like if you were watching a soap opera and in the soap opera, one of the characters said, oh, my god. Johns evil twin is at home watching this. And he just texted me to say hes alive. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] today during a meeting in the oval office, trump was asked about his decision to fire bolton and then tried simultaneously to criticize bolton for his extremist views while also insisting that he was tougher than bolton. But he also specifically and repeatedly went out of his way to criticize bolton for his role in the iraq war. What led you to decide to part ways so, john is somebody that i actually got along with very well he made some very big mistakes and frankly, he wanted to do things not necessarily tougher than me. You know, johns known as a tough guy. Hes so tough, he got us into iraq and you know, john wasnt in line with what we were doing and actually, in some cases, he thought it was too tough what we were doing mr. Tough guy. You know, you have to go into iraq going into iraq was something that he felt very strongly about. So were right now in for over 7 trillion into the middle east but he was very out there. I can tell you and wanting to have them do it i thought it was a terrible mistake. Seth if you knew all that, then why did you hire him in the first place . Its like firing someone for embezzlement when they had embezzlement under special skills on their resume [ light laughter ] now, again, its absolutely a good thing that an extremist warmonger like bolton is gone. But its also bad that he was even hired in the first place. So where does this leave us as a nation allow me to summarize. Cue the mascot falls john bolton is an unrepentant warmonger who was hired by a president who has no consistent [ audience ohs ] world view when it comes to Foreign Policy or anything for that matter. All he has are the racist conspiracy theories he concocts in his rotting brain and the paranoid right wing media apparatus that feeds him those theories and then disseminates [ laughter ] them to his base having bolton in the white house was a nightmare. [ audience ohs ] but its just as terrifying to imagine who trump might hire next [ audience ohs ] i mean, who knows . If all he does is hire people he sees on tv, he might as well [ audience ohs ] go ahead and pick this guy [ applause ] [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Jennifer Lopez, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. You cant claim that as a dependent because its inanimate people ask me what sort of person should become a celebrity accountant. And, i tell them, nobody should. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . I bought it the waterfall . Nope a new volkswagen. 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Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause seth joining us again tonight on drums, shes a multigrammy Award Winning artist and founder of the Berkeley Institute of jazz and gender justice be sure to check out with her band social science which comes out november 8th. Terri Lyne Carrington is here. Thank you so much for being here, terri. [ cheers and applause our first guest tonight is a golden globe and Grammy Nominated actress, singer, and dancer she both produces and stars in the new movie hustlers which is in theaters everywhere this friday lets take a look. We got to start thinking like these wall street guys you see what they did to this country . They stole from everybody. Hard working people lost everything and not one of these douche bags went to jail not one. Is that fair you ever think about when they come into the club . Thats stolen money. Thats whats paying for their [ bleep ] jobs [ bleep ] Firefighters Retirement fund. Seth please welcome back to the show, the one and only Jennifer Lopez, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Hi. Seth how are you im good. How are you . Seth im good. Congratulations on this film i know. Seth its really something i know. Seth i wanted to i have so many questions about it, but i also want to congratulate you on your engagement thats very exciting news. Thank you thank you. [ cheers and applause seth you are very you make a very handsome couple. Thank you thank you. Seth and do you any plans . Do you know if youre gonna have a great big wedding . It is going to be an intimate wedding . You know, were still talking about it seth yeah. Were like in no rush. Seth thats nice you know, everybody like, when you getting married . Seth that takes the pressure off. Yeah, yeah, dont im like, were getting married. Thats the big step on this. Seth thats the big step so. Seth i would imagine the other question i have for you is a first dance at any wedding, it was certainly intimidating at my wedding, it would be even more intimidating if i was dancing with someone with your skill set. [ light laughter ] if the first dance came up do you think you would do something choreographed or would just say like, were not gonna put that pressure on anybody . No. I wouldnt make him do like choreography i dont know maybe id do choreograph something. He loves to watch my shows, like like cheering me on. I know hes the best. He is the best he comes to as many shows as he can. Hes like a dream, and so maybe id do Something Special for him on one of my shows seth yeah. Doing something nice for him yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth do you get do you see him in the audience when youre doing your shows . Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah seth and that doesnt throw you . No. Seth okay. He always asks me, because like when he used to play he was like, you know seth right if im in your way, you just tell me. Ill move. You know cause i know what it is to be in game time. [ laughter ] you know, im like, no, no. Im good im good. [ laughter ] seth i and also i get that he would say that because there is obviously a great deal of athleticism in your show. There is a great deal of athleticism in this film as well yeah. Yes. Yes. Seth there is a pole dance that you do in this film yes seth and i want to talk about this in a way that does not [ laughter ] i want to talk about it in a way that doesnt make me sound skeedy a tech seth yeah. A technical way . Seth i want to say this, it seems like there was a great amount of training that went into it. [ laughter ] there was seth yeah. There was a great amount of training you know, when i first started doing it first of all, its super difficult. You have no idea and you have to do it in like, really, these shoes. Seth yeah. The stripper shoes. And you have to do it like i came into the first rehearsal and i had like sweat pants on and a sweat shirt. Im like, okay. Were gonna pole dance this is gonna be fun. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Th is a skill im gonna have after this. And then shes like, first of all, take off your clothes. [ laughter ] i was like [ laughter ] what . She was like, no, you have like your skin seth yeah. Is what sticks to the pole that makes you hold on and so she was like, yeah, just like the bra and panties. You might as well get used to it now. I was like [ laughter ] are you kidding me . But i was like, i guess, okay i guess so. You know what i mean [ laughter ] seth yeah. And there i went. And honestly, it was one of the hardest things that ive ever done seth it it genuine like you make it look easy, but also you can tell its very hard its difficult. Seth and also you mentioned if you go to my Youtube Channel you can see very awkward moments of me learning the pole. Seth okay. [ cheers ] in fact, more awkward than i would have liked [ laughter ] i was like it was like not cute seth i feel like right now no ones watching this anymore cause they all went to your Youtube Channel. [ laughter ] but we will we are gonna continue the interview just in case anybody doesnt have a wifi connection [ laughter ] but you mentioned, you know, you had to undress obviously, when you started rehearsing the scene where youre doing it, obviously those are extras it was seth i mean, this late in your career do you get intimidated having to go out in such little amount of clothing so, im ive been an actress for a long time. Ive done a lot of movies and, you know, i dont get nervous on the set. I dont. You know, im like, this is my environment. This is where im in my comfort zone or whatever. But and i learned to dance and i was ready to go and its like, okay. Five minutes ready . Yes, yes. Let me put on my dental floss that im gonna wear in the scene. [ laughter ] and i put it on and im walking to the stage and as i walk in, it was like, you know, this thing like this and it was 300 extras or something and i was like, what am i doing with my life right now . Er ] you know im a serious actor, hold on. And i literally turned to my producing partner, elaine, who produced the film with me, and she was like, you good . And i was like, im scared. Im nervous right now. And she was like, puzzled. She never hears that come out of my mouth especially on a set, she was like, you are . She was like i said, yeah. I am. And she goes, you got this. [ laughter ] i was like, no, no. Yeah, i know i got this but im just saying, you know, im nervous. I got to take off my robe. I got to do my whole thing but it was it was funny the psychology of it, the whole thing of getting up there felt like it must have felt for somebody to get up there for the first time to do that. And then i had to, by the end of it i felt like as if i had been doing it for years there was an empowerment to it and i could understand kind of the the thought process a the, you know, people like throwing money at you and grabbing at you like, yeah, im gonna take all your money. [ laughter ] seth i should also i got into it maybe a little too much seth yeah. [ laughter ] i was like, i got this. Yes. Seth they had to come to your trailer at the end and be like, hey, we need that money back actually . We need that that wasd at for next take. Yeah seth i should also point out i never thought i needed this in my life but watching Jennifer Lopez do a pole dance to fiona apple oh, man seth for that, i was like, well, this just everything i could have ever asked for. No. [ laughter ] i mean, heres the thing we were thinking about, like, what song to use and i thought, what about wicked game . Because the whole thing is, kind of, like a game. Seth yes you know, and the whole movie once you see it, it has a lot of layers to it its pretty cool and i was like, what about wicked game for her entrance . And the director lorene in her genius said what about criminal . Seth yeah. From fiona apple . Amd i was like, yes. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i like it. And it was great it was great seth this is a true story based on a 2008 new York Magazine article uhhuh. Seth can you just lay out for us a little bit what its based on its based on the strippers after the crash. So everything was great until after the crash. Everybodys making money all the wall street guys are going into the strip clubs the strippers are making tons of money. The guys are making tons of money. Then the stock market crashed and greed led to that, obviously. And they had to get kind of resourceful. And my character ramona is kind of the ring leader, the entrepreneur of the group. [ laughter ] and she decides, you know, figures out a way to get the money quicker. I wont give away too much but that but it is based on a true story, a true article that was written in new York Magazine and you mentioned lorene, also a female writer yes seth you produced it, female producer. Yes, all female female producers. [ cheers and applause female director. Seth yeah. Female cast [ cheers and applause seth uhhuh. Its awesome. Seth its really great its actually awesome and there, i mean its i think a reflective of a lot of the short comings of movies up to this point, sort of a negative image the men barely say anything in this film. No, nothing [ cheers ] seth yeah, you aggressively go working towards evening it out. [ cheers and applause ] and what other the ways like, pretty quickly in the film that you see the impact of that is i think strippers historically in films have been very one dimensional characters also in the background. Right . Seth yeah. And in every movie youve ever seen there is like the strip club scene and blah, blah, blah but this is from you know, its kind of like when goodfellas when they went into the mafia from every day and you saw it from the guys point of view this is like this is the same thing kind of going into an underground world that kind of seems glamorous and sexy but is super dangerous and has a slippery slope and get to see it from the main characters point of view, which is the women here. So seth and its great, and its also [ cheers and applause seth theres was a really lovely camaraderie to the film yeah. Seth in the group scenes, its so well cast. Everybody is having oh, yeah. Seth it seems like everybody is having so much fun and its a lot of we did. We did seth yeah. When all the girls were there, it was like me and constance wu, who plays kind of my best friend in the movie and cardi b and lizzo. [ cheers ] and Lili Reinhart from riverdale and keke palmer and it was just it was like we were all in high school again. Seth yeah. It was amazing. Seth there was some very charismatic casting. Oh, my god. Seth like, everybodys really fun yeah. Seth to listen to in the film thank you seth its a blast. Thank you seth and then is it true that when you were doing research for this, because you did some research. Yes seth that arod basically straight up told you like, i know some stuff about strip clubs . Not, i know some stuff. I know everything. [ laughter ] i know everything you need to know. And he was i was you know, Baseball Players he goes athletes, we go to strip clubs. So i was like i know. Okay so tell me. [ laughter ] and no, but he actually did help me. And i said this is how it opened up. I said, you know, im doing this movie called hustlers. I play a stripper. Hes like, oh. [ laughter ] and i go i go, im gonna have to visit some strip clubs. And he was like, really . Hes like, yeah, lets go ill go with you. He goes, i can tell you everything you need to know. [ laughter ] and he actually did give us some great insight from that side of it seth when you brought him to the strip clubs was everyone like, hey, arod. Good to see you . [ laughter ] thank god, no seth okay, thats good that would have been bad night. Seth yeah, he had a punch card right seth like, if i get one more i get a free dance. [ laughter and applause the movies fantastic. Thank you seth its always so nice to see you. Thank you seth Jennifer Lopez everybody. [ cheers and applause hustlers will be in theaters everywhere on friday. Seth well be right back with Michael Sheen [ cheers and applause wild thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything. Groovy. Done yet . Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. You sure . Hmm. Mmm. Come on, come on, wild thing. If you ride, you get it. Geico motorcycle. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Your dedication and humanity. 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Your father is a serial killer what im saying is, this is over over . No i need you seth please welcome to the show Michael Sheen, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show the lay out seth please, if i bore you at any point feel free to stretch out. I suddenly got confused spatially. Seth yeah. Do i sit over there or sit over here . Or do i sit here seth i feel a lot better with a chair between us. Good, good. Yeah seth its very exciting. Youre about to have a child i am. [ cheers and applause seth yeah. Yes seth any day now yes seth and you had this is your second, but theres been a bit of a gap yeah, i left 20 years between them seth yeah. Because i wasnt sure. [ laughter ] seth yeah. I wanted to try it out first. Seth so obviously you are aware that being a father a lot has changed in 20 years. Yes seth as far as, like, what is available to you in child care well, now you put car seats in the car first and then you, like you clink, clink. You know what im talking about . Seth yeah. It used to be you just h, ye. Like Leonardo Dicaprio in the revenant. [ laughter ] seth right but now its, like, easy. Seth yeah. Everything is a little bit easier so were very excited to have you back you know, im a father of two. And i yes seth it took you a while to do it. Thank you seth were very glad to have you joining the club good to be in the club, yeah. Seth much different father child relationship in the show for those who couldnt tell in the clip yes seth you are a serial killer yes seth whose son works for the fbi. And hes an aging pool dancer seth he is, yes. [ laughter ] no, hes not. Hes not seth i was going to say. Your pole but maybe, series two seth your pole dancing scene was not as good. No, no. Seth just fell right off no, yeah, yeah. Or stuck in all the wrong ways seth yeah, exactly [ light laughter ] yeah, just terrible you i feel like i mean, again, playing a serial killer is menacing. You also seem to be having some fun with it. Is that accurate well i sort of realized that if youre a monster, you dont want to signal that youre a monster because people will run away and you want to kill them. [ laughter ] so you dont want them running away so you have to be kind of nice and cuddly and wear cardigans and be funny and charming. I think that works seth wow you put so much thought into this i think youd make an excellent serial killer. Thank you seth you had a beard i did seth you shaved your beard and your bread and and your fan base was upset. Well i have to apologize to yourself and everyone here and to the band because i look very scruffy today because i have shaved the beard off for Something Else i had to film and now i cant film on prodigal son again until i have a full beard like you just saw. Seth i see so youre racing back into the game im going through that difficult period seth yeah, this is the scruffy period. Seth im glad you mentioned it because we were thank you seth all a little offended [ laughter ] yeah. Its the sort of thing, when i was growing up, when i was younger, i had an uncle, who if i did an interview or was on tv and i had a bit of scruff, like designer scruff as we used to call it in the 80s. He would say, michael, can you not afford a razor . [ laughter ] he was the same one who used to accuse me that i was having my hair cut by the counsel. [ laughter ] so that was the same uncle seth but you if you put Michael Sheen in your movie or television show, youre going to save some money on wigs and beards yes seth because fake beards you grow the hair. I grow the hair i dont like putting prosthetics on seth yeah. Anything like that. I like to, you know, i dont want to put a wig on for good omens, i did a series called good omens. Seth yeah. And i played an angel [ cheers and applause seth there you go. Look at that. Seth theres your good omens hair. Yeah, so thats not a wig thats my own hair they had to bleach my hair seth yeah. For six months seth and thats fine when youre playing an angel. But when youre Walking Around town does this get yes seth do people look twice at this i get i got sort of funny looks from elderly efate gentlemen in soho. [ laughter ] seth i see, yeah yeah, it was a bit tricky, that one yeah seth have guessed a wig but this is the real deal. This is in underworld. Well, that was extensions so seth okay. Because, as you can see, ive got quite curly hair seth yeah. And they wanted long hair so they had to put extensions in which i quite liked doing all of that [ laughter ] but it was a look that did cause me trouble in real life. Because, i mean, it was fine as playg haracter, lucian i was a werewolf, a lycan. But in real life, i kept getting thrown out of shops. [ laughter ] i was, like, wandering around an antique store and there was this guy in there he was like, no, you out, out, out. [ laughter ] but the worst one was when i went to pick up my daughter from her ice skating lesson seth uhhuh. And i turned up like that with the beard and the long hair and everything and it just so happened that the beckhams seth david beckham, Victoria Beckham yes posh spice were was at the ice skating rink because they were thinking about having their son one of their kids have ice skating lessons there as well. And victoria was so friendly with my daughters mother. And so she saw him turn up and taking lily away and she called security [ laughter ] she thought i was some strange vagrant had come in to steal children like i was the child catcher from Chitty Chitty bang bang. [ laughter ] seth putting no effort into hiding yeah, just boldly walking out. I am here for this child. [ laughter ] come with me yeah seth you mention david beckham. You is it true that you did have some skills as a footballer in your youth . I had some silky brazilian skills seth yeah. Yeah, i was obsessed with football soccer as we call it seth yep, yep. Or as you call it who calls it yeah, no, we call it football seth yeah. But thats Something Else to you. Yeah, i was obsessed with that growing up and i people laugh when i say this but im serious i peaked when i was 12 [ laughter ] seth okay. In many things. But soccer was one of them yeah seth but you actually played on a professional teams youth league, yes . Well, no. I was asked to play for the arsenal. Seth okay. Which is a big deal. Thats a big deal seth yeah. And, but my parents said, no. That would mean to go living in london seth i see when i was very young, because i come from wales. A small town in wales. And so i didnt do that. And then within a few years i was sort of into acting. And that never happened. But then i did take part in a big sort of pro Celebrity Charity match every few years where we played at old trafford, Manchester Uniteds ground in front of 80,000 people. [ cheers and applause seth thats fantastic. It was unbelievable so 80,000 people come to the celebrity match. Yeah. Because we had some of the greatest players of all time playing in this match. As well as big stars so i was the captain of it was england against the rest of the world. Seth yeah. And the pop star Robby Williams was england, captain of england and i was captain of the rest of the world. So i was your captain. Captain, my captain. Seth yeah. I was that was i was [ cheers and applause seth we remember thank you thank you. Thank you for all your letters [ laughter ] i appreciate it. And so we had people like will farrell came over to play on my team seth uhhuh. Mike meyers, woody harrelson. All these amazing people seth who was the best other than yourself yes seth who was the best celebrity . I would say probably will farrell seth yes because he was very fit seth yep he was very good at football. He said he grew up in Orange County and played a little football, soccer there when he grew up but then you get off into baseball and all your other sports seth yeah, yeah, yeah. And you lose the one true gods game [ laughter ] the ability to play. But will was fantastic but he was also i mean, he is literally the nicest person ive ever met seth he really is. Yeah hes just a joy seth and his cant be that nice on the soccer pitch. No seth itll back fire on you. You gotta be a killer. Killer seth yeah. [ laughter ] one last thing i want to ask you. Because this is an interesting different times. I did seth three different films exactly the same performance but three times. Seth yes, exactly. Same lines you insisted on the same script. Yes seth and, like, and write around it. But Boris Johnson now yeah. Seth i mean, thats a pretty rich part. Yeah. Seth wouldnt you want to play a little well, could you bring up the picture of good omens again . 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[ cheers and applause seth performing tiny love from his forth coming album, my name is Michael Holbrook, mika. [ cheers and applause its not a sunris over canyons shaped like hearts it isnt bursting into son in central park its not the outlin of your face drawn in the stars its the still ther monday morning kind of love theres no dramatic declarations in the rain its not a love that finds its pleasure after pain i couldnt trai a bunch of doves to spell your name kind of love our kind of lov it gets better everyday its a tiny love my life was dul i use to wal in a different way but now im dancing dancing dancing dancin dont care who can see me dancing oh oh tiny love oh oh tiny love he oh oh tiny love this tiny love has spoken and bigger hearts get broken oh oh oh oh oh o oh tiny love so small that you cant find u the world revolves around us oh oh oh oh oh oh oh tiny love this kind of love it can be no other way one kind of love blows the other ones away sometimes its toug others think wer its our kind of love our kind of love oh oh tiny lov oh oh tiny love my name i Michael Holbrook i was born in 1983 no im not losing my mind its just this thing that you do to me you get me high on a tiny love you get me high and if it all goes ba and our love sets like the sun i give up a hundred thousand loves for just this one you get me high on a tiny love you get me hig on a tiny love its not a sunris over canyons shaped like hearts it isnt bursting into song in central park we may be tin to the world but in our hearts we be giants with our tiny tiny love [ cheers and applause seth mika, everyone. Catch him on the tiny love tiny tour now and head over to latenightseth. Com for an exclusive performance of his song big girl, youre beautiful. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to Jennifer Lopez, mil well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on a little late with lilly singh. Lilly drake has gotten sidelined harder than lonzo ball with the lakers. [ laughter ] announcer and lilly what they said was, just following up. What they meant was, ho, did i stutter . [ laughter ] announcer plus lilly deepak chopra. I tried lsd in medical school lilly was it part of the curriculum or just [ light laughter ] no, we has some students from harvard. [ light laughter ] it did open me uto the matrix. Lilly you said medical school. You said harvard. And i can imagine every indian parent being like, then its fun. Thats it right. [ laughter ] lilly you all meditate and im going to challenge you with a few distractions just to see if you can maintain your focus or if you crack. Did you lock your front door [ laughter ] shell be comin around the mountai when she comes [ laughter ] youre really good at this hows your rice okay announcer coming up in one minute