Jennifer lopez Camila Cabello and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1171 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness thank you very much. [ cheers and applause hey, nice to see you welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here, everybody. You guys, im so excited about this Jennifer Lopez is my guest tonight. Steve oh, come on [ cheers and applause jimmy jennifer is so busy this week. Not only shes hosting saturday night live, but she was just asked to perform the halftime show at trumps impeachment. Ist that amazing . Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable [ cheers and applause that is the big news this morning. Nancy pelosi held a press conference and said that the house will officially draft articles of impeachment against President Trump. [ cheers and applause then to lighten the mood, she brought out Justin Trudeau to tell a few yo president s so dumb jokes. [ laughter and applause during her press conference, pelosi said that she prays for trump. And then trump responded on twitter and said that he doesnt believe her. [ light laughter ] and god heard that, and he was like, oh man, am i gonna have to testify, too . I mean, whats going on . [ laughter ] yep, the house is moving forward with impeachment and now its looking like trump could be impeached before christmas. But, if he behaves, nancy will let trump open one of his charges on impeachment eve steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy at the end of pelosis press conference, a a reporter asked if she hated trump. She was not having that question at all. Take a look. Do you hate the president , madame speaker because representing i dont i dont hate anybody. I resent your using the word hate in a sentence that addresses me dont mess with me when it comes to words like that [ cheers ] jimmy trump saw that and then a little bit of pee ran down his leg [ laughter ] i love that. That was great tonight at the white house, trump lit the National Christmas tree thats right of course, trump refused to light it until the crowd admitted the call with ukraine was perfect. [ laughter ] just say it just say it was perfect. [ laughter ] or else i wont plug these two in, ever the male plug and the female plug [ laughter ] they wont have electrical intercourse unless you say [ laughter ] if you want to watch the National Christmas tree lighting, it will be televised in four days on the ovation channel and reelz. [ laughter ] no offense, but you can find the whistleblower faster than you can find the ovation channel and reelz. [ laughter ] is that channel 36125. 3 . Okay. [ light laughter ] well, this is getting a lot of attention. Joe biden just released a new campaign ad that includes the footage of World Leaders mocking trump. [ audience oohs that was fast. Thats like when a team wins the super bowl and theres instantly a commercial to buy their Super Bowl Merchandise its like, hey, that just happened how did you know . Yep, biden has called trump the laughing stock of the world. When he heard that, Rudy Giuliani had to change his twitter bio. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of biden, he just said that he would consider Kamala Harris as a potential running mate yeah, joe said that when it comes to finding a mate, hes gonna take it on a taste by taste basis. [ laughter ] hey, have you guys seen that peloton commercial the husband give his wife the an exercise bike for christmas. Well peloton just released a a statement saying that they stand behind that ad a Company Spokesman said, quote, our holiday commercial was inspired by all the stories we hear about peoples lives changing after getting a a peloton bike were always looking to celebrate customers fitness journey. They went on he said, heck, im getting my own wife an exercise bike for christmas. Not that you need it honey hahahahaha. [ laughter ] then he added, for real, though i gotta step up my game gift up after last year. She really didnt like that scale i got her. [ laughter ] just trying to give her something she didnt already have. [ laughter ] then they said, but ill admit that spanx were a bad gift [ laughter ] that ones on me that ones on me i saw them at the store. I didnt know that they were for hiding tummies not that my wife even has a tummy, which i wouldnt care about if she did. And finally, they said, anyways, im sure my wife will love this peloton bike im getting her this year. She and her new boyfriend have tons of room at their place. [ laughter ] theyll love it. [ cheers and applause happy holidays happy holidays to everyone well listen to this. Theres a new restaurant in malaysia that serves airline food its so authentic that while youre waiting to order they slam a drink cart into your knee steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy and get this at an art fair in miami, a a banana thats duct taped to a wall just sold for 120,000. Its crazy you can get that same banana at whole foods for just 110,000. [ laughter ] 120,000 for a banana taped to a wall but this is nice the buyer also got a a certificate authenticating that theyre a moron steve oh [ light laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt like that joke because why because why . Steve why . Jimmy is it because you think that the sellers a moron or the or it just didnt read right [ laughter ] what was the joke again . I thought it was funny [ laughter ] you got 100,000 120,000 they bought a banana, yeah steve right. Jimmy okay steve taped to a wall. Jimmy this is nice also, the buyer also gets a certificate authenticating that they are officially a a moron. [ laughter ] sorry, i just added the word official. Steve thats a good joke jimmy well, if it is a good joke then they is no one laughing at it [ laughter ] steve well, they cant all be winners jimmy what steve they cant all be winners. Jimmy yeah, but you just said it was a good joke. Steve it is a good joke. Hey man, Shawshank Redemption didnt make any movie money at its first release, man [ laughter ] you know what im saying Shawshank Redemption is a good movie jimmy no like thats a bad analogy. That got as many laughs as the joke did [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ applause ] anyway, im gonna hang the banana in my living room [ laughter ] steve oh, its beautiful jimmy its a beautiful [ cheers and applause a beautiful piece of art you dont know me you dont know me. And finally, i dont know about this i just saw that a man just got a tattoo of baby yoda drinking a white claw check this out, this is real [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] [ applause ] when he saw that, even the guy with the tattoo of a furby drinking crystal pepsi was like, thats not gonna age well. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Jennifer lopez is here ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause Jennifer Lopez oh my gosh was she great in hustlers . Steve oh, shes phenomenal jimmy shes the best we love Jennifer Lopez also we love Camila Cabello. Steve come on. Yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy this just this is out right now. The album just dropped right now. Steve oh jimmy its out romance [ cheers and applause romance. All right, so check this out also, its a big day for me. I am excited about this. I had this idea. I always have these silly ideas, right and so i had this idea probably over a year ago. I was in in my backyard and i was thinking when i am waiting online or whatever, i always i have my sunglasses i usually spin them or Something Like that. Im just waiting kind of fidgity or whatever. And it just never i was saying, i wonder if someone could actually put a little a ball bearing or some type of thing on the arm of the sunglasses so you can get a good [ light laughter ] i wanna get a good get a good whip to it, you know anyways, so i heard the guys that started warby parker on this podcast called how i built this with guy raz and its a great podcast if you havent heard it but anyways, i listen to it all the time i love it. And i heard these guys talking and they just came from they just start up and started themselves theyre just nice guys i go, you know what im gonna send them a video of my idea and say, hey, guys, i dont know if you can see this, or whatever, or if you read this email, but i have this idea where you whip the sunglasses around and whatever youre just waiting online i just think that you could a little hinge or something. anyway, so, i didnt hear back so its just good. Its fine. [ laughter ] no big deal. Steve no big deal. Jimmy id say probably a a month later, i get an email from neil at warby parker. And its some video. And i couldnt get the video to open on my phone, or whatever. So im trying to forward it so i can open it. I open it up, its this really funny video of him going through the offices of warby parker and everybody in the office is pretending to spin sunglasses. [ light laughter ] they all have tonight show on their laptop and everything. Its was really it was a funny video. And hes like, lets talk. So i go, okay. So we started talking about it and this is a year and a half later. And ladies and gentlemen, as of today [ cheers and applause the first ever spinnable sunglasses [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy see that there so thats there. So look at this. [ cheers and applause see what im talking about there . Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy spinnable sunglasses theyre called theyre called theyre called spinnies, okay now theyre available now at all Warby Parker Stores and at warbyparker. Com. Theyre limited amount theres only 4,000 made. But heres the best part 100 of every spinnies purchase goes directly to the pupils project. Okay this is a program [ cheers and applause wait til you hear it wait til you hear it wait til you hear what this does pupils project is a program that warby parker founded that provides free free vision screenings, eye exams and glasses to School Children in the u. S. Through Public Private partnerships [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy so if youre so if youre not fortunate enough to be able to go to an eye doctor, or you know they come they will come to you. It is an amazing thing cause you probably think the last thing you think about if your kids at school not doing well at school or struggling is that they cant see. A lot of people just dont they dont have the money or they just dont even think about that but now, with glasses, you can go, oh, he just couldnt see the board. I just think its a beautiful thing. Who would have thought of something so great would come out of such a dumb idea like this [ laughter and applause but look under your seats. cause everybody in our audience is getting steve yeah jimmy their own pair of spinnies [ cheers and applause hold them up open them up take them for a spin let me see what they look like [ cheers and applause oh yeah, baby oh, i love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Thank you to everyone at warby parker for collaborating with me on this. It is a fun thing for a great cause. And i am honored to be part of this i love you warby parker. You guys are awesome [ cheers and applause thank you so much. And they look good you can wear them right now if you want to. Thats fine. You can wear them the whole show but youll wanna youll wanna take them off. Actually, youll wanna put them on for Jennifer Lopez steve yeah jimmy and Camilla Cabello, yeah put them on, yeah. Theyre so bright that you need sunglasses guys, we have exactly ten shows left before we go on christmas break. Steve oh jimmy which means, its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Everybody put on your glasses for this oh, no, im just kidding [ laughter ] it is time for its a 3d show it is time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days of christma sweaters 10 days left jimmy you look good. All right. Right now, i love you wore it. Right now, every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member an exquisite christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since there are 10 shows left, lets open door number 10. Go for it. Where is it . [ cheers and applause go for it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah look at this [ cheers and applause wow. Sweater. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause all right, now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are, okay quest, can i get a drum roll, please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number [ cheers and applause jimmy 217, where you at . Hey [ cheers and applause come on over hey, come on over. How are you doing . Nice to see you. Hey. Congratulations. You have won tonights christmas sweater. What is what is your name bailey. Jimmy bailey, where are you from lincoln, nebraska [ cheers and applause jimmy lincoln, nebraska. It gets it gets pretty cold there, huh, doesnt it yes, its pretty cold there jimmy its pretty cold there. Do you have anything like this nothing [ light laughter ] nothing like that. Jimmy nothing like that at all . I find that surprising i mean, this is a pretty common sweater that you can get anywhere this is one of a kind. Would you do you want to try it on right now . Heck yeah jimmy all right, lets just go for it. Here you go. Roots, can i get some yeah, there you go this is gonna be great you always know its good when someone says oh god before they put it on thats oh my, look at that. [ cheers and applause youre a supermodel. You look gorgeous. That is fantastic. Hey, i love it [ cheers and applause give our winner a round of applause thank you again to our lucky audience member. Stick around well be right back with Jennifer Lopez, everybody. Come on. 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Jimmy first of all, you won on the people magazines people of year. So, congrats on that [ cheers and applause thank you thank you. Jimmy and what a year youve had its been amazing amazing. Jimmy i mean, you were engaged. You got engaged. I did engage jimmy you turned 50. I did jimmy you had hustlers yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy you had hustlers opened up to amazing reviews hustlers open good jimmy you had sold out tour tour, good. Jimmy i saw the tour it was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause you were asked to perform at the halftime show. I know. Jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause i just started screaming right there. Jimmy come on now. No, its been the most spectacular, crazy, amazing, overwhelming, scary, beautiful year of my life. Jimmy yeah, yeah [ laughter ] and now youre hosting saturday night live. I well, that is just like, what am i doing . Jimmy yeah, right . [ laughter ] its like, dude, that so epic. [ laughter ] just throw that in the mix real quick cause you know how much work that is. Jimmy work goes into it. Oh, my god. Jimmy i just you also i mean, every time we do any little bit on the show, you put the work in, buddy thank you jimmy i know the halftime show is a little you have a a little time for that, but i know you its really not because we christmas and then, you know, youre back in january. Jimmy its right after that so its gonna its gonna be its gonna happen quickly, i feel like jimmy its you and shakira yes, me and shakira jimmy i love that. Down in miami [ cheers and applause jimmy i love shakira yeah. Shes amazing, and its down in miami, and were gonna bring that flavor. Jimmy its a big deal, man [ cheers ] yeah, its gonna be good. Jimmy it is a big deal yeah. Jimmy im assuming you that youre rehearsing already or thought about what bits youre gonna do yes yes, yes, yes. Jimmy how much time do you have to get in and get out does that like is it a set number its like four minutes you know, its they have like 29 minutes for the whole halftime halftime is like 29 minutes exactly. And so, they have to put up the stage. Jimmy yeah they perform and take down the stage. So, you wind up having anywhere between like 12 and 14 minutes and so we were probably gonna split that between us and have some great guests hopefully and, you know, things like that. Jimmy you just youre also youre are gonna be playing in the super bowl as well is that true yes jimmy im just kidding [ cheers ] i dont jimmy why not . Why not . No, tight end [ laughter ] jimmy oh, man. [ cheers and applause come on. I shouldnt make that joke i cant make that joke thats perfect i dont know where that came from jimmy i love that though why not . [ laughter ] getting my jokes on, ready for snl. Jimmy cause youre the best ah, exactly. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy last time you were here, we had fun on the show it was awesome we did another bit that we always make these silly bits oh, yeah. You made me dance. Jimmy but then you was it the next day you didnt tell me about this what . Jimmy you showed up for the versace show. Oh, yeah. Jimmy that was just the next day was it the next day jimmy yeah, because i was like, we had so much fun with jlo. Yes jimmy and then like, wait, bigger news. [ laughter ] it was like, she did this. You surprised everyone at the versace show. Yes jimmy they were doing a big fashion show and at the end you came out in the famous green dress. Right [ cheers and applause it was it was the 20year anniversary since i wore that dress, and donatella asked me. She was like, why dont you come . And im doing a whole like, tribute collection, cause its been 20 years to do that, you know, and walk at the end of the show and, you know, it will be like the whole thing will be about that jimmy you nailed it. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know if you watched it back. I watched it i was like, how did she do everything . But you were like, so beautiful. Thank you jimmy and poised and perfect. Thank you jimmy like, do you do runway no, no, no. Jimmy i was like, dude, like that was amazing. [ laughter ] i could walk. Jimmy yeah, i know, i know [ laughter ] yeah, i know that part was okay. Jimmy but this was like confidence but it was it was fun. It was just like it really was a moment like, we both were excited donatella, she like, its going to be amazing, and im like, yeah, yeah. It will be great. You know, i didnt think again this like the first time that it would be a thing again. Jimmy this is a thing again. And it was a thing. Jimmy do you realize that this dress changed the face of google do you know this story yes, i know the story jimmy so this is a real thing. When jennifer wore this dress to the grammys, the next day, so many people searching for jennifer in the dress. And then to make sure that they got the images, they made a button they invented Google Images because of that. Jimmy search image you know that button that you can search because of Jennifer Lopez, its so cool. Its the best thing in the world. Thats why [ cheers and applause you caved. Thats i love it. It is so cool. I want to talk about hustlers. Its out on bluray and dvd. Congrats on this thank you jimmy i told you this before, and i loved you in it. But this is before the reviews came in and all that stuff right jimmy but everyone agreed with me. You were fantastic thank you [ cheers ] thank you. Jimmy you went for it. [ cheers and applause i got lost in it i didnt even remember that it was you in the movie yes thank you. Thats the biggest compliment. Thank you. Jimmy i really it was like even you know how goofy i am so you know shes like a real badass. Jimmy are you being serious. This is serious stuff. Shes a real tough girl beats people up. Thats me. Jimmy i heard the opening scene though when you do when youre dancing, that was not supposed to be on the script thats right. In the script, it originally says, you know, ramona enters and does as final flourish on stage and and then her and destiny meet, which is constance wus character and i suggested to the director i said, you know, its a stripper movie i think maybe somebody has to strip. [ laughter ] you know, i was like jimmy yeah, somewhere. But also, i thought for my character, you know, she was the one who was kind of the star of the club she was the one who had the game on lock and shes the one who knew had to get everybodys money she just had it so dialed in and said, you have to see that i dont want to hear destiny just saying it i want to see it. And so we design the dance to not just be a kind of gratuitous, you know, strip pole scene but actually, to really inform who she was as a person. Jimmy yes. And what she meant and to all the people there in the club and how she really played the game and it worked out. Jimmy it set up the whole movie. It set up the whole movie yeah jimmy it was so good and it is not a double, by the way. No, no. By the way, okay cause somebody said this to me the other day. [ laughter ] they were like, so how many how was your double . I was like, what . I was like jimmy dont you even dont you even [ laughter ] i have some bruises jimmy yeah i took pictures to prove it but alls i said to the director i did. I was like, theres a moment where i went upside down on with the legs like that. [ laughter ] and and i said, i dont care if i look like a bat hanging upside down. My face is crushed i was like, make sure you get me i dont anybody thinking its a double. No doubles in this movie. Jimmy that is all Jennifer Lopez in this movie yes [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Jennifer Lopez in hustlers. Take a look. [ cheers and applause you better start thinking like those wall street guys. You see what they did to this country . They stole from everybody. Hardworking people lost everything and not one of these douchebags went to jail not one. Is that fair you ever think about when they come into the club thats stolen money. Thats whats playing for their jobs the [ bleep ] Firefighters Retirement fund. Jimmy Jennifer Lopez, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy hustlers is on bluray and dvd december 10th. Jimmy merry christmas. Catch jennifer hosting saturday night live. This weekend, saturday night live. [ cheers and applause Camilla Cabello joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause the holidays are here and so is tmobiles newest, most powerful signal. And we want to keep you connected to those you love, with the new iphone 11. So tmobile is giving you an iphone 11 on us for each new line of unlimited. For yourself, or up to a family of four. 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That was easy glad i could help. At xfinity, were here to make life simple. Easy. Awesome. So come ask, shop, discover at your local xfinity store today. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is one of the biggest names in music i know her highly anticipated new album, romance, is available as we speak. Right now it is available. [ cheers ] ladies and gentlemen, welcome Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause are you kidding me . Jimmy oh, i love ya. How exciting i know, i am so excited jimmy we have so much to discuss. Hi, guys. [ cheers and applause jimmy camila i havent been here in so long jimmy i know, i missed you we always have fun when youre here oh, i love ya. [ light laughter ] thats our thing we do all the time [ light laughter ] wait, you know i think you were the first show that i did as a solo artist jimmy i was. With shawn, like, ten years ago. Jimmy i do remember that i mean not ten years ago jimmy no, yeah [ light laughter ] actually, i have a picture of it actually, because its very interesting. This is the first time you debuted solo and this is you yeah. Jimmy and shawn. On our show. Oh my god [ cheers and applause jimmy and then, i was watching the amas last week. Yep jimmy and you and shawn were performing together and there was this picture of you and shawn. [ cheers and applause were just, ah just slightly closer in this pic. Jimmy a lot has changed a lot has changed a lot has changed since this and this we couldnt have done that there. Jimmy no i would have been like jimmy oh, really oh, yeah. We were awkward and nervous and weird. And now were older and nervous and weird. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean, this is purely like two buddies, two friends. And then this is well, okay [ light laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] this is buddies, friends lovers best friends and lovers jimmy do you have any pet names for each other um, you know, its so funny, cause when we first started going out its so weird like, have any of you here ever dated somebody that was your friend for a really long time . Jimmy yeah, i did. Im married to her aww [ audience aws ] sweet. Jimmy thank you. [ applause ] her name her name is Jennifer Lopez [ laughter ] she loves me right back. But its kind of i dont know if you found this, but its kind of weird in the beginning, right like, it took me it took me, like, two months to be able to, like, call him baby. Like, i could not i didnt want to say his name, because we were dating and i couldnt call him baby, so id just be like hey, uh, you [ light laughter ] can you hand me that water over there . Jimmy yeah hey, guy, yeah, yeah yeah, i actually yeah, its weird but its great jimmy and also when youre introducing them to each other or anything like that, youre like, this is my uh. But also, its like jimmy and you go, girlfriend . Yes, totally. Jimmy and then its like, is that is a big deal . And, like totally cause the people around you already know them, because youve known them for a long time so its just like, and now we kiss and hold hands. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah and before we were friends. Jimmy i am so psyched your album is finally out romance. Me too. Jimmy dude, ive heard [ cheers and applause the songs i heard off it are awesome. Thank you so much jimmy theres so many different sounds on it thank you jimmy thats a lot for everybody. But then, i was reading i was like, this is the big headline yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy today its the big headline yesterday, the big headline was Camila Cabello stole a pencil from price william and it could be worth thousands. [ light laughter ] guys, this is terr this is terrifying to wake up to. Jimmy youre in big trouble, man i know. And it was a joke. I was at the royal palace. Im just a small town girl ive never been to places like that [ laughter ] jimmy this is such a disney movie, by the way. [ light laughter ] like, ive never seen a a pencil. Yeah, no [ light laughter ] not a royal pencil its different they smell different [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. Anyway, i was at the royal palace for the first time. And i was like, you know, should i take a little bar of soap like should, like, a little [ light laughter ] like, just a little souvenir you know jimmy yeah, wheres your gift shop . Bring back home to grandma. Jimmy if there was a gift shop, i would go there exactly, but there wasnt jimmy but there is no gift shop there wasnt. Jimmy so youve got to make your own [ laughter ] yeah. They shouldnt just leave their pencils out in the open like that so i just like you know, somebody dared me to take it jimmy and you just took it and you just, like, hid it i took it and, like, i put it in a purse. They like dared me i was like, oh, my god. I have pencil from the palace. [ light laughter ] and so then i went and spoke about it in, like, the bcc radio interview the next day because im an idiot [ laughter ] and then it became this headline and i just was like my mom showed me and i got like im like the kind of person that if i got in trouble in school, like, i would like i would cry. Like if the teacher, like, called me out, i would be like, im sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah and i saw this headline and i was like, oh, my god. Am i in trouble . But i dont know where the pencil is. Arrest me, im sorry [ light laughter ] dont arrest me. Jimmy no, but you you actually dont know where the pencil is. I dont know. Jimmy she tried to return the pencil she doesnt know where she put the pencil [ light laughter ] there is a royal pencil out there somewhere on this earth and we dont know where jimmy where it is. You guys, call everyone you know right now and wake them up [ light laughter ] if they see a strange pencil in their house [ light laughter ] if it smells royal. Jimmy what does it look like its yellow [ light laughter ] and has tip and you can write with it and its got some royal Magical Energy to it that only people with the seventh sense can see. Jimmy okay, good perfect. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about your career again just so i can say, you have a grammy nomination. Yes [ cheers and applause jimmy you have a new album thats out officially today. Which is so im so happy to see you on the day that the album is out. Thanks so much. Jimmy because honestly, this is going to be the number one album tomorrow and everyone is going to be talking about this so get it right now. And check it out its so can i just say that you are actually the sweetest human being and you, like, support me so hard. And youre just a really nice person i just feel like i wanted to say it [ cheers and applause jimmy thanks well, you dont have to do that i was reading spotify put out their list of the biggest songs of the year. And did you know that your song with shawn, senorita, has been streaming over 1 billion times . Wow jimmy its the moststreamed song on spotify. Thats really cool. Thats really so cool. [ cheers and applause thats insane. Jimmy when does the tour start . The tour starts next summer jimmy next summer your tour starts yes yeah, yeah, yeah and theres tickets on sale now. Yay [ cheers and applause jimmy tickets are on sale now. No, really we want you to go see Camila Cabello we want camila wants you to go see her so badly. I personally do personally jimmy everyone in the audience tonight is getting their own tickets to go see Camila Cabello wherever you want [ cheers and applause wherever you want. Wherever you want. Wherever you are, you wanna see her. Make your plans now. Camila cabello, everybody [ cheers and applause her new album, romance, is available now. Camila and i are doing something fun after the break. Stick around, everybody. That was great, come on. [ cheers and applause im not picking it up. You pick it up im not picking it up. Well somebodys gotta pick it up ill pick it up theyre clean cuz my hineys clean. Oh yeah im charmin clean. Thats how i know theyre clean. Charmin ultra strong is woven like a washcloth and just cleans better. Yeah, im charmin clean. Thats right my hineys clean. The kid does have a point enjoy the go with charmin. And for an extra clean finish. Try charmin flushable wipes. You are the one light of my life i love you so please be my wife . 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Ah, i have used that before [ light laughter ] jimmy and were going to perform the jumbled lyrics right now. It is time for Google Translate songs. Here we go [ cheers and applause googl translat songs jimmy so if you ever use Google Translate, you know that its not always perfect. For example, when translated to lithuanian and back, the tonight show starring jimmy fallon becomes the tonight show is played by jimmy fallon. [ light laughter ] its true jimmy so we did the same thing. Youve done that before . Oh, yeah. Jimmy we did the same thing with song lyrics some people have done this online its super fun camila, since youre my guest, youll go first. Okay okay. Jimmy you will be singing the Google Translate version of bad guy by Billie Eilish [ light laughter ] which, when translated, is called evil young boy. [ laughter ] roots, whenever youre ready yeah. Im gonna channel my Billie Eilish. Comfort demis nose wears a shir your fingertip are quite lazy reaches aroun without asking what if you di some crimes an evil young boy that sounds like a bumpy boy [ laughter ] pude insults your husband sternums under pressure my text is evil your mom get kind of weird my daughters a deser eliminate your dad im an evil boy ghosts. [ cheers and applause jimmy bumpy boy . Yeah. Jimmy youre a bumpy boy im a bumpy boy jimmy im a bump boy [ laughter ] bumpy boy is great all right, all right here we go i will be performing the Google Translated version of all star by smash mouth. Oh, love that song [ cheers ] jimmy me too its now called hot ball. [ laughter ] here we go, hot ball. Pcpc people who dont spea said the world is bent i left my sharpest knife in the house [ cheers ] the girl wh could not thin had a finger and a finger things existe on her face whoops [ light laughter ] ahoy youre a hot ball fun is happy hang out ahoy youre the stone ma entertain me have cash shiny thing are not meta but the rocket burst smash the fungus [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. The original lyrics jimmy that is. Thats the bonus lyrics of the original song. I personally think that is pure poetry. Jimmy yeah, it is pure poetry man jimmy thank you. For our last one here, lets do a duet of the classic shaggy song, it wasnt me. [ cheers and applause yes jimmy but well be singing the translated version, which is called im not the self. [ laughter ] thats actually thats very spiritual jimmy yeah, im not im not the self. Very, uh jimmy thats the way shaggy wants to do it. Im not the self. Hes not the self. Jimmy all right, here we go roots, whenever youre ready, gimme the beat. [ light laughter ] lets do it. Oh, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Welcome sugar take my hand that is bruised slipping with th girl of doors you imagine there are empty butt slapping on th toilet ground [ laughter ] i was spotted on a mantle im not the self i was harmful to the couc im not the self bathing very much with her now im not the self she took a pictur of reception im not the self [ cheers and applause jimmy Camila Cabello, everybody. [ cheers and applause her new album, romance, is available now. Stick around well be right back with more tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause follow me to a place i know with Endless Possibilities so you can check your list off rowbyrow. Come on look around so much in store, youll spend much less but gift much more spend less, gift better. At t. J. Maxx, marshalls, and homegoods. Spend less, gift better. Fred would do anything for his daughter even being the back half of a unicorn. Fortunately, the front half washed his shirt with gain. Ahhhhhhh. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing living proof from her new album romance once again, Camilo Cabello [ cheers and applause ooh tell me somethin but say it wit your hands slow when you touch me paint me lik a van gogh i wanna study every inch of you till you trust m to make the angels come through like a choir singin hallelujah when my body crashes right into ya when we align oooo yea do you feel me can you feel me cause i cant breath where did you come fro baby and were you sent to save me oo theres god in every mov oo and youre the living proo the way your hands can shake me soft to the touch they break me ooh theres god in every mov oo and youre the living proo count the freckles as they run down your spin show your demons m and i might show you mine one at a time yeah, yeah what are you hidin what a design yeah, yeah i wanna dive in what a divine moment can you feel m do you feel me cause i cant breathe where did you come fro baby and were you sent to save me ooh theres god in every mov oo and youre the living proo the way your hands can shake me soft to the touch they break me ooh theres god in every move oo and youre the living proof like choir singing hallelujah oh, yeah choir singing hallelujah like choir singing hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah choir singing halleluja bodys crashing righ into ya oo do you feel me can you feel me cause i cant breath where did yo come from baby and were you sent t save me oo theres god in every mov ooh and youre th living proof the way your hands can shake me soft to the touch they break me oo theres god in every mov ooh and youre th living proof like a choir singing hallelujah bab choir singing hallelujah so baby, pleas choir singing hallelujah ooh hallelujah and youre the living proof ooh [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my god my new favorite. My new favorite. Oh, my god Camilla Cabello. [ cheers and applause romance is out now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause vo i know what youre thinking. Electric, its not for you. And, youre probably right. Electric just doesnt have enough range. It will never survive the winter. Charging stations . Good luck finding one of those. So, maybe an electric car isnt for you after all. Or, is it . Kerrygold has a taste so rich it can take you to irelands lush, green pastures. Where grassfed cows produce rich, creamy milk for a truly delicious taste. Kerrygold. The taste that takes you there. [ dramatic music ]ing ] ahhhh ahhhh elliott. You came back wean air force veteran made of doing whats right,. Not whats easy. So when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. Thats how you do it right. Usaa insurance is made just the way martins family needs it with hasslefree claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started. Because doing right by our members, thats whats right. Usaa. What youre made of, were made for. Usaa [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to Jennifer Lopez, Camilla Cabello [ cheers and applause and the roots right there [ cheers and applause the album is out right now, by the way. Today is the day [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Mariska Hargitay star of castle rock, actress lizzy caplan music from sam fender, featuring the 8g band with terence higgins. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. 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