Jimmy thank you very much for being here i love you [ cheers and applause i love you welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, everybody. Thank you for being here you guys, im very excited about this brie larson is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause we love brie larson. Shes here to try to finally get the word out about this movie called Avengers Endgame. [ laughter ] i dont know if you guys heard its coming out. [ cheers and applause try to get the word out a little bit thats right captain marvel herself, brie larson is here. Wyatt cenac is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from wutang clan [ cheers and applause yep, brie thought there were a a lot of avengers until she got here and met the 50 members of wutang clan [ laughter ] [ applause ] but the new avengers opens tomorrow and its going to be huge. Some theaters are staying open 24 hours a day through sunday. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause by then, the kid who works the butter pump is going to have an arm like the hulk. Hes like [ laughter ] i should have evened out. This is very interesting since the new avengers movie hasnt come out everywhere, critics have been posting spoiler free reviews can we see what a review looks like without spoilers . Im sorry. [ laughter and applause steve hey. Jimmy im sorry. Thats the mueller report. Im sorry about that i apologize. Lets get to some news i saw that President Trump just met with the ceo of twitter, jack dorsey. I heard that trump complained about losing twitter followers [ laughter ] just like when Abraham Lincoln met with his generals and said, why arent my speeches getting more likes . [ laughter and applause but its true. And apparently trump asked jack dorsey why obama has more twitter followers than him [ light laughter ] it got awkward when jack realized pressing the mute button doesnt work on people in real life [ laughter and applause hes like, hes still talking still hear you. Some more news about the president. Nancy Pelosi Says Congress probably wont impeach trump but that doesnt mean shes letting him off the hook theres plenty of ways to punish trump besides impeachment. Take a look at some of her ideas. First theres no screen time between 3 00 a. M. And 7 00 a. M [ laughter ] her next idea is to send a a bunch of ladders down to the Mexican Border [ laughter ] pelosi also might put a cuss jar in the oval office and donate the money to Womens Health clinics [ laughter ] [ cheers ] she might also make it so trump can only put his name on buildings in 12 point font [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] and if all else fails, permanent golf partner, Robert Mueller there he is. [ cheers and applause that 12 point font got you . 12 point font got you. I love it. Questlove yeah jimmy some more news, the election field is about to get even more crowded. cause tomorrow joe biden is joining the race [ scattered cheers ] yup, his Campaign Said the reason theyre announcing so late is cause it took forever to get the cone on bidens head [ audience aws ] [ laughter and applause and get this, i read that since Pete Buttigieg has become more popular, beto orourkes popularity has gone down theyre both young, charismatic guys and a lot of people think buttigieg stole betos thunder and honestly, i kind of feel bad for the guy. So its time for a candidate intervention [ cheers and applause jimmy beto, my man take a deep breath theres a long way to go until the 2020 election. But if you want to get back on track, heres some advice. You got to cool it with the blue shirts, bro [ laughter ] theres too many of them its insane. You look exactly the same every day. Its like one of the Brooks Brothers got stuck inside groundhog day. [ laughter ] youre campaigning for president of the united states, not trying to sell oxiclean. [ laughter ] and please, please stop standing on your minivan you cant become president if youre standing on a van down by the river [ cheers and applause so beto, do some interviews, do a town hall. Because mayor petes coming in hot. And right now, youre just a a dude who supports legal marijuana, wears the same shirt every day and rides around in a van. Youre shaggy from scoobydoo. [ laughter and applause i hope this helps. Heres another big story, guys today in russia, kim jongun met with vladimir putin. [ audience ohs ] turns out kim and putin are good friends theyre actually so close, they can finish each others poisonings [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i saw that kim arrived for the meeting by train and you know things are rough in north korea cause kim stepped off the train in russia and was like, ah, the good life. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, this is kind of weird. I saw that 17 students at the same high school in ohio all got perfect a. C. T. Scores. [ audience ohs ] a lot of people wanted to know how that happened. Well, heres what some of the students to say about it this student said, well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep it wasnt easy but i studied a bunch. And it paid off. [ light laughter ] next student said, well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep [ laughter ] it wasnt easy but i studied a bunch. And it paid off. [ light applause ] this student said, well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep [ laughter ] it wasnt easy but i studied a bunch. And it paid off. And finally, this student said, i copied off a smart kid. [ laughter ] its like, just tell us what you did. [ applause ] be honest. Now listen to this, i read that a lot of germ killing brands like clorox are now selling products with germs that are good for you or you could save a few bucks. Just walk into a new york subway with your mouth open. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hey guys, the Philadelphia Phillies were in town this week facing off against the mets and everyones watching their star outfielder bryce harper and hes an amazing player hes also the face of the new video game, mlb the show 19. So bryce stopped by earlier today for a one on one home run derby. And because it was a video game, i actually had a shot. Check it out jimmy hey, guys. Im here with mlb superstar bryce harper and were about to play mlb the show 19. Its a head to head home run derby championship whoever wins will be crowned the greatest baseball player in the world. Look at you there. It looks like theres nothing in your hands. Youre right. There is nothing in my hands just going like this [ talking over each other jimmy sorry. [ laughter ] all right, so, im going to choose aaron judge hes my dude, the yankees. Cool. [ cheers and applause jimmy let me get the call right here whos that . Jimmy oh, its aaron judge whats up jimmy aaron here, man. I just want to wish you luck in your upcoming game and just dont suck. Jimmy all right, here we go look at you there, look. Come on, youre a badass look at that here we go ill just pretend im in the audience boo [ laughter ] there you go there we go jimmy look at people get up to catch it. Dont catch it 398 . [ crack of the bat ] what do you call that when you keep hitting them . You twerping them out there . Whats the baseball term [ crack of the bat] thats a no doubter jimmy look at that, 431. All right, now im getting nervous here oh, no, no, no this is not good jimmy jimmy you suck thats fine jimmy you suck i heard a lot worse last night. [ crack of the bat ] there we go jimmy thats barely oh, my god that count as a home run front row homers, those are the best ones. Jimmy five all right, its not bad. Five five homers jimmy look at this youre up [ crack of the bat ] first one. Thats gone. Jimmy yeah, thats a homer come on, aaron judge look, his heads not even on the 51. [ crack of the bat ] oh, man. Put your hands and get your gloves out its another dinger. Apple the big apple look, the umpires backs to it that how disrespectful the umpires here [ laughter ] swing and a miss. Jimmy im freaking out right now. Swing and a miss. Jimmy i cant lose this come on. I need four to win [ crack of the bat ] that is gone come on. Throw it [ crack of the bat ] its four. Is it gone . Yeah jimmy yes, definitely gone way gone. Jimmy yeah, its called a home run, no big deal. Youve ever seen one before . Oh, my gosh, 40 seconds. Its 54 you might win this one im so mad 39, 38. [ crack of the bat] jimmy its a home run, please. Gone right oh, my gosh jimmy yes tie game for the win. Keep it going. Here we go [ crack of the bat ] [ gasps thats gone jimmy triple decker. At 417, the champion [ cheers and applause oh, my god i beat him at his game i beat him at his game no. Unbelievable jimmy look at that yep jimmy aaron, i did you a a solid, buddy [ cheers and applause we did it. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy my thanks to bryce harper check out mlb the show 19. [ cheers and applause hes a good dude and thank you to aaron judge for the inspiring pep talk, everybody. I had a good night last night, man. I went to the time 100 steve ooh. Jimmy gala quest, you were there too. Questlove i was there, man jimmy what did you think questlove its pretty cool jimmy yeah questlove pretty cool. Jimmy i was there. I got to sit at a great table. I was there with brie larson whos on our thats how i got her to do the show tonight steve really jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] my table was nancy pelosi, brie larson. I got in an argument with Martha Stewart steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy i saw trevor noah was there, john oliver it was super fun actually, john oliver was at the table next to me and i actually have my placard from my table. And i said, john, john. He looks over at me. I go, yeah, dude. [ laughter ] whats up, man table number one, man. Then the night closed out with taylor swift steve wow. [ scattered cheers ] jimmy and she played five or six songs questlove five songs jimmy she was fantastic. Questlove yeah jimmy guitar, piano, it was and then, i left after that. But thats when your night began. Questlove i djd yeah jimmy how late did you go . Questlove late [ laughter ] 2 00 in the morning. 2 00 in the morning. Jimmy did you really questlove sandra oh wouldnt stop dancing. Jimmy really [ laughter ] she was great. I liked her speech it was really good questlove yeah, yeah jimmy but what a did you party in that place with the view with the glass lincoln center, right . Questlove yeah, yeah, you can see new york city outside. Jimmy its the most beautiful view of new york city. It was so much fun i was thankful that time invited us invited me there but it was what was the go to jam that d. J. Yamid played . Questlove i played everything i played [ cheers and applause steve right round. Jimmy stop it, stop it please stop playing that song. Dude, this is no, please stop playing that song that is in my head questlove i played it. Jimmy its a great song. But i just got out of my head. Questlove well, well put it back in then. Jimmy after yesterdays show questlove yeah, i know you discussed it yesterday jimmy tonight, you just put it back in my head now questlove that was my third song jimmy thank you very much. You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round jimmy dude, i love it. But what got me more obsessed cause i it was stuck in my head all easter weekend. Every single day i couldnt i dont know why it was like playing in a a Department Store or something. I heard it somewhere on the radio. And just i cant get rid of it but then everyone around the office is playing it to try to keep bothering me. Steve bothering you, yeah. Jimmy and taunting me, yeah and then someone showed me the video yesterday. And its almost better than the actual song. [ light laughter ] have you seen the video . Dave, can you show a little video of all i know is that to m you look lik youre lots of fun open up your lovin arm watch out here i com you spin me right round bab right roun like a record baby right round round jimmy wow. That is a fantastic video. Steve fashion attack jimmy yeah, now i cant get that out of my head. [ laughter ] its kind of bizarre guys, we have a great show tonight. From the new movie, Avengers Endgame, brie larson is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy tonight. His show, wyatt cenacs problem areas is currently in its Second Season on hbo wyatt cenac is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from wutang clan steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy well be right back with brie larson [ cheers and applause shes staying in a rainforest tree house . Thats my dream. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is an oscar and golden globewinning actress who stars as captain marvel in the highly anticipated new movie, Avengers Endgame, which is in theaters this friday. Please welcome brie larson [ cheers and applause oh, wow hi jimmy you gotta feel the love look at that yeah jimmy come on, youve got to feel the love come on. Thats got to feel good right there, that love wait, they dont normally just stand up . Jimmy they dont normally stand up, no thank you for standing up jimmy that was for you that was for you [ cheers and applause again jimmy you deserve it you deserve it i was so excited to sit with you last night at the time 100 thing i know. Jimmy we had a great table we had an awesome table jimmy right . It was fun we were with nancy pelosi last night we basically had dinner with her. Jimmy yeah basically, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you got the first shout out of the night and got the biggest round of applause. Ive got to say, before we get into the interview, im so impressed with how youve been dealing with all of this press for the giant for captain marvel and avengers. Every single interview youve done, youve done it so well and ive just got to say, i know how hard that work is, and really, props to you its inspiring youre awesome thanks, dude. Jimmy and i love it. That means a lot coming from you. [ cheers and applause jimmy youve done a great, great job. I know how much work it is i hope my mom is watching jimmy thinks i did a great job, mom. [ light laughter ] jimmy exactly, yeah. I mean, can you captain marvel did over a billion dollars. I mean i know. Jimmy its the biggest movie ever i know it was a lot of work, but i mean you actually filmed Avengers Endgame before you filmed captain marvel. Is that true that is true, yeah. We filmed this, we filmed endgame before captain marvel. We didnt even have a script yet, really, for captain marvel. Jimmy how does that work how do you get into character . It doesnt, but we figure it out. [ light laughter ] basically i had directed a film and it premiered at toronto. And i went from the premiere to the airport. Flew to atlanta to start shooting had no idea what i was doing and i arrived and they gave me a piece of paper that had like it was a full page of dialogue and action but all of it was redacted except for my one line and i even went to hair and makeup and was like, who else is here . And they were like, we dont know we dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, were not allowed to i was like, really . Theyre not allowed to tell me either jimmy its that secretive . So it wasnt until i walked on set, that i was like, oh, crap [ laughter ] im like, in a marvel movie right now. Jimmy really yeah, and then i couldnt talk about it. Jimmy but you can talk about captain marvel. Yeah. What do you want to know about it [ laughter ] jimmy were there scenes in that movie that you didnt know what they were about yes so i didnt know theres a tag in captain marvel, where it whip pans to me its like all the avengers, it whip pans to me and i go, wheres fury . I didnt know that was a tag for captain marvel. I didnt know what that was that we were shooting. There was also nobody else there. I was by myself on a green screen and i walked in and they were like, just real quick, were just going to whip pan over to you and youre just going to go, wheres fury . and i was like, cool, cool. Got it, got it, got it. They whip panned over to me and i was like, wait, but where is he actually . Like is he in the room [ laughter ] jimmy am i asking where he is here . What room am i in is he in like the other room jimmy fury fury, are you here or is it, like, another universe or whatever jimmy wheres fury yeah theyre like, hes very gone. Jimmy okay and i was like, i think this means that hes like hes dead [ light laughter ] so then afterwards, they were like, okay, great, so after you say that could you just look at the other people in the room . And i was like, okay, who else is in the room . And theyre like, five people. Jimmy wow. I was like, okay, could i have a tape mark . And theyre like, sure. So they put some tape marks up, and i went, wheres fury . And then just kind of [ laughter ] jimmy now, thats how you act, right there come on. That is how you get [ cheers and applause thats how you do it right there. Yeah. And then i had the pleasure at the captain marvel premiere, seeing what the scene was and going, oh, thats what that meant. Jimmy thats pretty cool, yeah i heard that samuel l. Jackson came to set. It was on may 4th yeah. Jimmy and he knows that youre a big star wars fan mmm jimmy and may the fourth be with you yeah. Big day for star wars fans jimmy big day. Very big day. Jimmy and he brought a a surprise for you, to show you. Yeah, he did. He walked in and just, like, dropped this bag in my lap it was like a beautiful kind of silk bag i was like, what is this . And i opened it and it was his lightsaber and i just immediately burst into tears jimmy wow how cool is that yeah, its amazing. I dont think hes supposed to have it. [ light laughter ] im not even sure if im supposed to say that he has it im sure somebody has emailed him 5 million times, theyre like, mr. Jackson, we really need this back. [ light laughter ] but i feel like hes got cinematic immunity in a way. You know jimmy hes kind of allowed to he does whatever he wants i want to be a little bit more like jimmy what did it feel like what did it look like . Super heavy he actually got to pick it out himself. Thats like one of the perks of being a jedi, is you get to build your own lightsaber. [ laughter ] crazy. I was like, what . I just have things coming out of my hands. I need a lightsaber. [ light laughter ] jimmy i need a lightsaber. Its engraved with something on it that i cant say on tv right . Or will you bleep it out jimmy i can bleep it out what did it say . Great, bleep this out it says bad mother[ bleep ]. Jimmy all right, well yeah [ cheers and applause people are scrambling behind the scenes jimmy no, no, no, no you cannot say the word bad on television. [ light laughter ] thats a absolutely not im so sorry. Jimmy but you got to direct him. I did jimmy in your first directorial debut. Mmhmm. Jimmy congrats on that thank you jimmy its on netflix now. Yeah, unicorn store. [ cheers ] jimmy unicorn store. Yeah. Jimmy how fun is that directing samuel l. Jackson . I mean its completely terrifying but its actually very easy once you realize because that was my third movie with him and ive watched him eat alive everyone around him. And ive managed to stay his very close friend, because i just know that hes right, and i just dont question it jimmy exactly. [ light laughter ] dont give him notes, dont like, just let him do his thing. You know that hes thought about it he can talk circles around you as to why he made that choice. So just know that hes right jimmy yeah, just know hes just become something that i want to do myself. And i want more people, maybe you guys out in the audience can think about this too next time someone questions you, just look at them like, im right. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. Just live our life like that jimmy thats the way he does it, yeah. I think just live it like that, right . Jimmy i heard you kept things super loose on the set. I did jimmy because it was your its your first movie youre directing. I want to make sure everyones having fun and having the best time you used a hula hoop yeah, when things would get stressful, i kept a hula hoop on set just kind of move the Energy Around it was actually the votes were coming in from the president ial election while we were on set i was hula hooping a lot [ laughter ] a lot. Jimmy getting a lot of exercise in. Mmhmm, yeah. Didnt work, but i did it. Jimmy yeah and we also had ribbon dancers. So our production meetings, all the Department Heads had ribbon dancers. Jimmy well, since we cant really talk about avengers, because really we cant. I thought it could be kind of fun if we maybe [ cheers and applause is that possible where are we going to do it jimmy right here where are you going to go jimmy im not sure well have to split it can i just get a practice round in just because i dont think i can really do no jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause hey, im doing it whoa guys, heres brie larson in Avengers Endgame. Take a look at this. Thats the best ive ever done it hes still got the stones, so so lets get em. And use them to bring everyone back just like that . Yeah, just like that. Even if theres a small chance that we can undo this, i mean, we owe it to everyone whos not in this room to try. If we do this, how do we know its going to end any differently than it did before because before you didnt have me. Hey, new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life and if you dont mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time there are a lot of other planets in the universe and unfortunately they didnt have you guys i like this one [ cheers and applause jimmy brie larson, everybody. Yeah jimmy Avengers Endgame is in theaters friday. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause last year, the department of Veterans Affairs partnered with tmobile for business. 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A crowdpleasing variety chilof five amazing entrees, served with a starter and drink for just 10. Lunch with your best friend and her kid, who is awkwardly staring at your kid. Yeah, baby, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Brie larson right here [ cheers and applause our pal stars in Avengers Endgame, which is in theaters on friday. Brie and i are about to compete in a Virtual Reality game called beat saber. Audience oh, yeah. [ laughter ] oh, dang. Jimmy now heres how we have the koolaid man in the audience [ laughter ] oh, yeah oh, yeah. Jimmy oh, yeah all right, were going to take turns [ light laughter ] using laser swords to slash targets to the beat of a song. And well see who can get the highest score. [ laughter ] ill go first. Please root for me, sir. [ laughter ] all right, ill go first off oh, wait, is this for you jimmy yeah, oh, thanks yeah, get that on jimmy appreciate that. Maybe step on your mark before you put it on, because you wont be able to see jimmy oh, yeah, thats true [ light laughter ] now, be careful now jimmy all right, thank you ooh. All right. [ light laughter ] okay, this ones left jimmy okay this one no, this ones right. Jimmy oh, gotcha thats my hand. Thats a wrist [ laughter ] jimmy i wanted to hold your hand sorry. All right. All good. Jimmy all right, so here we go ready . You got this [ cheers and applause yeah, hes doing great jimmy heeya heeya get it jimmy heeya heeya slice it jimmy heeya heeya yeah jimmy heeya heeya heeya heeya wow jimmy heeya yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa yes [ cheers and applause wow whoa [ cheers and applause whoa watch out for the wall [ cheers and applause wow, wow, wow are you okay, man . You look like youve been through some stuff jimmy do you have any do you have any water . Does anybody have any oxygen [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Why did you do this to me . I just took my shoes off. I saw how real you were getting in there jimmy get ready. [ cheers and applause woo jimmy all right, its now bries turn. You put on your headset and then ill okay. Jimmy give you the controller [ laughter ] all right. [ cheers and applause here we go this is the left controller. No, thats the left. Yep jimmy and heres the right right here thats my hand i just wanted you to hold my had. Haha jimmy sorry, sorry [ laughter ] was yours hard, too jimmy yes, mine was tot yes. [ laughter ] hmm [ cheers and applause jimmy yes [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] thats really good whoa wait, whoa, that was awesome [ cheers and applause no [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah whoa [ cheers and applause whoa oh, my gosh oh [ cheers and applause that is how you do it. Dude, you were holding you were holding a lightsaber. It was burning the screen our champ right there, brie larson [ cheers and applause oh, that was so awesome. 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[ screaming ] oh, its just this weird little guy. Ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow [ screaming ] not cool. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an emmy winning comedian, and hes the host of wyatt cenacs problem areas, which airs fridays at 11 00 p. M. On hbo everyone, please welcome wyatt cenac, everybody [ cheers and applause jimmy wyatt, thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you for having me jimmy its a big show. I mean, were talking avengers everyones talking avengers. Are you excited for avengers yes [ laughter ] jimmy but not really im excited for avengers. Im not excited for all the other people that are going to see it i dont want all yeah jimmy you dont like the opening weekend. Yeah, that frightens me, like the lines, and i dont have the patience to sit in line for like, an hour or two then to go in and see a movie. Jimmy for another two hours. Three hours jimmy oh, yeah yeah. Jimmy i guess it is three hours. Its three hours. So thats a five hour day, thats a full ive just knocked out a full days worth of stuff thats a trip from new york to like, california jimmy its interesting, yeah so when will you see it . I think if i can find ideally, what id love to do is find like, a Movie Theater thats maybe been condemned or has bed bugs ill risk bed bugs to see id rather see the movie with bed bugs than a bunch of people [ laughter ] jimmy interesting, wow before we knew you from daily show, you did standup yeah. Jimmy when did you start doing standup, do you remember i started doing standup when i was in college yeah, i was i think the first time i did standup, i was 19, 20 years old in North Carolina and i the first place i ever performed was a comedy club in raleigh, North Carolina called yeah [ scattered applause ] sure, they dont even know which comedy club. Theyre just like, yeah, thank god, raleighs got comedy. [ light laughter ] jimmy they do. Charlie goodnights. Do you know that [ cheers and applause jimmy dude, i performed at charlie goodnights thats a great club. It was a great club that was the first time i ever did standup, i did an open mic there where they gave you three minutes. I had all three minutes of my jokes, i was all prepared. I got up on stage, and i burned through it in a minute and i didnt i had two minutes left and i was like, you know what, leave them wanting more. Jimmy you left after one minute i left after a minute jimmy i did that too because you think in your head, youre like, oh my god, i have five minutes yeah. Jimmy did you ever get heckled . Oh, yeah, yeah. I feel like thats like part and parcel of starting out, is just getting heckled jimmy yeah yeah, i remember i did a show when i moved to los angeles, i did an open mic and it was in a like a venue that also had a pool table in the back and there was a pool table and jukebox, and there was a guy playing pool and he walked all the way up to the front of the stage, and he was like, hey ill give you 100 if you stop talking. [ laughter ] jimmy he just wanted to listen to music . He just wanted he was like, let me turn on the jukebox, ill give you 100. Jimmy probably more than youre getting paid for the gig . That would have been the first time i ever got paid [ laughter ] i was like, yeah, ill do this yeah, this seems like a sweet deal if my entire comedy career is people pay tickets to see me show up to a place, and then they all pull their money together to get me to shut up. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a great career thats still a great career hes going to be at the tempe improv jimmy yeah and pull your money together well start a kickstarter to make sure he never says anything [ laughter ] jimmy thank god you said stuff because youre great standup, and i love your show. Wyatt cenacs problem areas. This is season two it is jimmy and every season you focus on one subject right jimmy and this season is education. Thats right. Jimmy how did you choose why did you choose education we chose education. In the first season we did policing, and then we wound up talking a lot about education. And so it felt like, okay, theres maybe something here and then as our season was wrapping up, the teacher strikes that started in West Virginia and kind of spread throughout the country, there was a lot of conversation around those strikes and then over the summer you saw people writing about it and so it felt like, okay, this is maybe something that people are kind of talking about, and its bubbling under the surface a little bit maybe theres more here, and so thats why we did it also, i thought maybe i could finally figure out what the hell is going on at clown college. [ light laughter ] and, you know, just really, lets crack that nut open. Jimmy yeah thats technically education. Jimmy yeah what is going on over there . Its fascinating i dont know. Their lawyers would never get back to us jimmy tell me about this weeks episode whats happening here . So this weeks episode were focusing on sex ed this is sex ed so yeah, we wanted to go and talk about sex ed, because theres not like, comprehensive sex ed throughout the country or anything like that. And a lot of parents will often push back against having sex ed in their classrooms. And so and sex ed is more than just about like, how to have sex with somebody jimmy yeah theres a lot to it and it impacts a lot of students and especially, it impacts lgbtq students, and they having quality sex ed is actually beneficial for them in their education just getting people to be like, sort of understanding and tolerant, otherwise they get bullied and so, i think the clip were going to see now is a kid who had a bad experience at another school and just what kind of sex ed, having comprehensive sex ed means for kids like that jimmy i want to show everyone a clip here heres a look at this weeks episode of wyatt cenacs problem areas. Check it out i was bullied a lot whenever you get bullied though its never that you did something, it rarely seems like its about you it often seems like its about them hurt people, hurt people. Someone should put that on a tshirt. For real. You could make a lot of money. Well, i dont know if you could make a lot of money. Yeah, can you imagine . Just someone like, oh yeah, no, this is a good tshirt im going to walk around hurt people, hurt people. But its true it is if you really think about it, you just sit there like, wow hurt people, hurt people or they realize, realize, realize. Say it one more time. Realize, real eyes, real lies oh, i got you all right. Yeah, okay this is definitely a state where weed is legal. [ laughter ] jimmy wyatt cenac, everybody. [ cheers and applause wyatt cenacs problem areas airs friday at 11 00 p. M. On hbo. Stick around, well be right back with a performance from wutang clan [ cheers and applause ive slain your dreaded dragon. 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Jimmy that is how you do it come on. That is how you do it yeah. Jimmy right there. Wutang clan [ cheers and applause of mics and men premieres may 10th on showtime my thanks to brie larson, wyatt cenac, wutang clan, once again [ cheers and applause that is how you do it. And the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight adam driver, star of little, actress regina hall, from barry, actor Anthony Carrigan featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to news. 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