Musical guests migos. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 810, flint steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh oh thats how you do it right there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] what a show we have tonight. What a show we have tonight. Welcome, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Some pretty big news about the russia investigation. President trump told reporters that he is going to talk to Robert Mueller, but he wants to talk to him under oath. Yeah. Then trump turned to his lawyers and said, relax, ill have my fingers crossed the whole time. [ laughter and applause ] trump is willing to talk to Robert Mueller under oath. That will get off to a weird start when trump is told raise your right hand and he goes [ laughter ] [ applause ] my right or your right . Meanwhile, the Justice Department recovered 50,000 missing Text Messages from fbi agents. 50,000. Yeah and they were all from just trying to set up a group brunch. [ laughter and applause ] i cant make it then, man, no way. My kids got karate. Trump is actually in switzerland for the World Economic forum right now. When someone asked him about stakeholders, trump said, i believe the word is fork. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is pretty big, i read that john kerry is considering running for president in 2020. Kerry has a Great Campaign slogan. John kerry sorry, im not oprah. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy some tv news here. It was announced that the 90s sitcom murphy brown is coming back. [ cheers and applause ] right . Another revival. You also have roseanne on abc, will grace on nbc, and the Twilight Zone on cnn. [ applause ] speaking of comebacks, a pretty big sports story here. Wwe chairman Vince Mcmahon announced that he is bringing back his football league, the xfl. Yeah. Xfl fans were like, what a a day murphy brown and now this im like, freakin out man [ applause ] and get this, you guys. A man broke a Guinness World record by walking barefoot on a a 120foot path of loose legos. [ laughter ] which beats the old record set by every dad getting up to use the bathroom at night. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, this is pretty crazy. I read that the actor who used to play barney the dinosaur now runs a tantric sex business. [ laughter ] i went back and watched some old episodes of barney, and i think we should have seen this coming. Take a look at this. It always means a lot to me to be with all my friends. Each and every one of you is a a very special friend to me i wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes and i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor jimmy we have a great show for you tonight give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right thank you for being here roots, how was the show last night . You were at the gramercy theatre . Questlove yeah, it was amazing. Jimmy it was great . Questlove yeah. Jimmy how many nights are you there . Four. Questlove four nights. Yeah. Jimmy four nights. You guys gotta check it out. If youre in new york city is it sold out already . Well just it is, yeah. Usually you do like one grammy party, right . Questlove yeah. Now were doing four. Jimmy four grammy parties, and its always a special guest coming on stage and doing all sorts of stuff. Questlove yeah, everybodys coming out. Wyclef was last night. Tonight, who knows . Jimmy yeah. Questlove you might perform. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] questlove do it. Jimmy if you guys let me on stage, yeah. [ laughter ] its always a great time. Go check out the roots at the gramercy theatre if youre in town, in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] try to get in. Try to get in. If you know somebody i dont know if i can get in. Oh, also, guys, mark your calendars, set your dvrs, were taking the tonight show on the road to minneapolis for a a special live show on super bowl sunday. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] sunday, sunday, sunday jimmy it is a big, big, big show. We have dwayne the rock johnson. Hes going to be there. Steve whoa [ applause ] jimmy the cast of this is us will be there. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and the star of this years super bowl halftime show, Justin Timberlake will be there [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy were going to be talking to justin. Hes going to be performing a a song. Maybe well do something fun together. Steve oh jimmy who knows . So stay tuned after the game on super bowl sunday right here on nbc. It is a live tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] with the roots and higgins. But thank you for being here tonight. We have a huge show tonight. He is hosting saturday night live this weekend with musical guest chris stapleton. Will ferrell is here [ cheers and applause ] steve willie jimmy i love will ferrell steve will ferrells the best jimmy he is the best. Hes so much fun, and him back on snl is going to be fantastic. Will and i have got something very very odd planned later in the show. [ light laughter ] steve thats what you have to call it. Jimmy best way to describe it. You want to stay tuned for that. Steve a little oddness. Jimmy yeah, yeah, its fun. Plus, we love this kid. Hes 14 years old. Hes an animal expert from the australia zoo, and he always brings very interesting animals with him. Robert irwin is stopping by today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, we have brandnew music from one of the biggest names in hiphop. Theyre grammynominated. Theyre on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Their new album, culture 2 drops at midnight. Migos is performing tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it doesnt get bigger than that [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, it is time for tonight show hashtags here we go. Hashtags hashtags jimmy we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since the Grammy Awards are coming to new york this weekend, sunday night, i sent out a hashtag called misheard lyrics. And i asked you guys to send us song lyrics that you or someone you know have gotten wrong. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite misheard lyrics from you guys. Here, this first one is from oh, i get it. diagonallie. Steve oh. Jimmy but allie is her name. Steve yes, from harold potter. Jimmy its from harold potter, yes. Steve yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy diagonallie. Allie. She says, my aunt once sang, were up all night to get lucky as why wont the mexican love me [ laughter ] why wont the mexican love me why wont the mexican love me why wont the mexican love me why wont the mexican love me [ distorted singing ] [ distorted singing ] [ cheers and applause ] steve youre on mexican radio. Jimmy i went a little daft. Steve yeah come on, man jimmy a little daft. This one is from digitaladdicts. Steve oh, nice. Jimmy addicted to digital steve theyre addicted to the digital lifestyle. Jimmy yeah. They thought the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody were im just a pool boy and nobody loves me [ laughter ] hes just a pool boy from a pool family [ laughter and applause ] a pool family. I heard of those people. Steve theyre a pool magnates. Jimmy ive heard i know some of those people. Ive seen that show on like tlc. Steve yeah. Jimmy the pool family, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve left ball, side pocket. [ laughter ] jimmy no, they live in a a swimming pool. Steve oh oh, i didnt even [ laughter ] my bad. Jimmy this one is from k. Roe3. He says, when my son was 5, he thought the lyrics to funkytown were well a taco party taco party taco party taco party taco party taco party taco party taco party why wont the mexican love me [ laughter ] steve i love mexicans. Jimmy this is from mrsguyincrowd. Steve mrs. Guy in crowd. Jimmy sounds like a a sleepless in seattle type of deal. [ light laughter ] mrs. Guy in crowd. Steve yeah. Jimmy you could maybe miss steve you miss her. Is it mrs. , mrs . Jimmy miss you, miss her. Mrs. Steve oh. Jimmy oh, shes married. Never mind. [ laughter ] could want an affair, i dont know. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy she says, my 9yearold daughter oh, sorry, she doesnt want an affair. Steve oh, okay. [ laughter ] mrs. Guy, happily married. [ talking over each other ] jimmy shes very shes very shes very happily married and she steve shes a standup gal. Jimmy shes very loyal to her husband. Steve very loyal. [ laughter ] they have a child. Shes madly in love with him. She is madly in love with him. Jimmy she has options. Shes a very attractive woman. Steve yeah, yeah, she has options, she chose her husband. Jimmy she chose loyalty. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from mrsguyincrowd. Steve okay. Jimmy she says, my 9yearold daughterr sings do you like pina coladas as do you like being a banana what . Or getting bored on a train [ laughter ] i love being bored on a train. And i like dressing up as a a banana. [ laughter ] banana ohnana all right. [ laughter ] steve bananas. Jimmy this one is from themusicsinme. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy a performer. This is from themusicsinme. She says, my husband will always mess up white snakes here i go again as like a drifter i was born to wear cologne [ laughter ] im a drifter cologne where are you from, stranger . [ talking over each other ] none of your business. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] i have a bindle of some drakkar noir. [ light laughter ] jimmy a bindle. This last one is from johnnieafc. For the song you sexy thing, he thought the words i believe in miracles were i remove umbilicals [ laughter ] where you from you sexy thing sexy thing you jimmy there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with will ferrell more of the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] frosted flakes. Mmm chocolatey mmm mmm mmmmmm yeah, chocolate chocolatey. Crunch into chocolatey grrreatness. Theyre grrreat elevator speaker going down. Oh no. Peter . Its kristy. Camp jenkins . Maybe this will jog your memory. Alexa, play my funky place. alexa playing your music. Remember our dance . Yeah, im not peter. Alexa, note to self. Take the stairs next time. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. Available at major carriers. Try degreeou buy ultraclear black white saves your white clothes from yellow stains and black clothes from white marks still with 48 hour sweat protection. Try degree ultraclear black white it wont let you down [ zorba the greek [ squirrel chattering ] [ cat meowing ] [ dog barking ] [ horse neighing ] [ horseshoes clickclacking ] [ car computer beeps ] [ car screeching ] the volkswagen tiguan. With available pedestrian monitoring. And the people first warranty. [ cheers and applause ] steve ladies and gentlemen, dont stop believin. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] just a small town girl where does she live . Living in a lonely world did she stay there or was she traveling . She took the Midnight Train going anywhere thank you. So only a smalltown girl, right . Just a city boy oh, theres more people. Wheres he from . Born and raised in south detroit ive never been there. I heard its nice. He took the Midnight Train going anywhere so they both took the same train and went to the same place. Gotcha. Singer in a smoky room what does the room smell like . Smell of wine and cheap perfume those things smell bad. For awhile they can share the night okay. It goes on and on uhhuh. And on and on wow, thats really long. Strangers what are the strangers doing . Waiting where . Up and down the boulevard yeah, but what are their shadows doing . Shadows searching in the night is that the end of the song . Streetlights oh, theres more song. People why are peoples life goals . Living just to find emotion oh, neat. Hiding where and when . Somewhere in the night [ cheers and applause ] thank you hey, are you having fun . This is fun ah [ cheers and applause ] my brothers name is gabriel. He lives in sacramento. Working hard just to get my fill do you always tell people what a thrill . Everybody wants a thrill thats what i thought. Just double checking. Paying anything just to roll the dice just one more time does everyone win . Some will win do some people lose . Some will lose are some people born to sing the blues . Some are born to sing the blues called it. Oh the movie never ends wait, what movie . It goes on and on long movie alert. And on and on strangers wait, the strangers are back . Waiting where are they waiting now . Up and down the boulevard are there still shadows . Shadows searching in the night hey, you know what i miss . The streetlights streetlights yes, theyre back people no, go back to the streetlights. Living just to find emotion who gives a crap, more streetlights hiding somewhere in the night bye. I guess im over the streetlights. Dont stop dont stop, what . Believin okay, i wont. Hold on to that feeling okay, i will. Streetlights streetlights people, oh streetlights, people streetlights, people dont stop [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] dont stop believin hold on to that feeling streetlights people oh dont stop believin streetlights, people hold on to that feeling streetlights, people streetlights people oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy streetlights, people streetlights, people jimmy well be right back with more tonight show everybody people [ cheers and applause ] most awarded network. Verizon . Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Vince, not yet. Its the network rated number one in the nation by rootmetrics eight times running. Its totally verizon. Vince nnno, jjj. We can see the sign. Its seethrough. I think they can definitely read it. Still could be anything. Vince, pull the thing up. Wwait, hold it heh heh. Look at that. vo unlimited is only as good as the network its on. So switch to the best unlimited on the most awarded network. 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Please welcome the hilarious will ferrell, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will ferrell oh, my gosh. Jimmy thank you for coming back to our program. Great to be back. Jimmy we love having you. We just had a really interesting musical act. Yeah, i was watching that. Jimmy thats his debut. His first so that guy singing thats his first time singing on the tonight show . Jimmy yeah. He was not jimmy that was his debut performance. That was his debut. Jimmy yeah. He cant even sing that well. Hes a very stiff singer. Hes not jimmy he cant even hes not that good at singing songs. You wouldnt call him a a dynamic performer. Jimmy no, and he came out, he got all excited. And then he gets heckled the whole time. Jimmy by a guy in the audience. [ light laughter ] for the whole song. Then it turns out yeah. Jimmy that hes the one who wrote dont stop believin and sold it to journey. [ light laughter ] so is that the heckler . Jimmy yeah, they did a a cover of a that guy, peter. Peter tad. I noticed that a jimmy we never even introduced him. The security is so lax at the tonight show that the heckler was allowed to run on stage . Jimmy did you see that . Yeah. Jimmy dude, this is electric television. And and he was allowed to dance behind the singer. Jimmy before security tackled i mean, you didnt see it obviously. We went to commercial break, he was tackled and brought in for questioning. Disastrous. Jimmy just a disaster. Well, best of luck to him. Anyway. Jimmy anyway, he went on to write a number one song. In the future. [ light laughter ] hey, man. I love you. Everything great . The familys good. Everyone good . Wait, that was in the future . [ laughter ] jimmy no, this is in the future. No that oh, this is now. Jimmy im just saying yeah. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy any message for people in the past . [ laughter ] do you have any message for anyone living in the past . Its gonna be good, man. Just, make sure you get out there and vote. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Right . Jimmy thats how you do it right . Jimmy thats how you do it, buddy. I saw you in a at the australian open. Yes, last week. Jimmy yeah, you were there. I was down in melbourne, australia. To go watch the tennis match. The australian open. Its one of the grand slams. Jimmy yeah, totally. Theres four. Jimmy roger federer. U. S. Open, wimbledon, jamaican open. [ laughter ] jimmy i havent seen that one and the australian open. Jimmy they dont do the jamaican open any more. Australian open. Jimmy they got rid of that one. But i went down and jimmy but, you saw mcenroe . I got called on to the court by john mcenroe. Jimmy i love john mcenroe. To help conduct his interview with roger federer. Jimmy if you havent seen this, guys, check it out on youtube. Its the funniest thing. But i did it as ron burgundy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and roger federer, weve made weve done bits about him. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know if he really is a comedy fan. He must love comedy. But, i dont know hes a sweetheart, but hes very swiss. Jimmy yes, hes very hes all business. Did he know that anything well, no, he didnt know that was happening, so when i walked on to center court, much like the way the heckler just ran on to the jimmy theres no security there. Theres no security at all. He doesnt know whats going to happen. And his body language is like [ laughter ] jimmy you start asking crazy questions. So, i just started asking jimmy you said you said, you been in this you have been playing your 36th year. Roger, let me ask you this. Youre 36 years old. Youre defying the laws of age. Are you a witch or a vampire . [ laughter ] jimmy how did he answer that one . He said, uh, they both sound terrible. [ laughter ] jimmy but didnt you ask him if he yeah, i said, the longevity to your play, i understand you eat nothing but wombat meat when youre down here in australia. [ laughter ] and the australian twittersphere went ablaze with an analyzing why i chose wombat. [ light laughter ] and why would anyone eat a a wombat . Jimmy because they love wombats. Exactly. Theres wombats are revered. Jimmy yeah, but no it was super funny. I never it was fun, it was fun. Jimmy was a great bit but then my favorite bit you did that i didnt even get a chance to even talk to you right. Jimmy the rose bowl parade. Oh, the rose parade. Jimmy the rose parade, the rose parade was on new years day. Its on new years day. Jimmy did anyone see what will and Molly Shannon did . They you guys did you were you were two yeah. Two fictitious characters. Two announcers. Jimmy announcers, yeah. Commentators. Cord hosenbeck and tish cattigan. Jimmy it was, cord and tish. Cord and tish. Jimmy you and oh gosh. Heres cord. Heres a photo of what cord looks like. And we hosted it live. [ laughter ] Live Streaming on amazon. Jimmy have they ever done that before . I never no, no. Jimmy i was like i was like, how do i livestream on yeah. Jimmy i had to figure how to do it. People thought we were real people. Real hosts. [ laughter ] jimmy theres no way. It was so unbelievably funny. How long did you do it for . You know, two two hours of coverage. So were talking for two straight hours. [ laughter ] jimmy and is it all written . And theyre not theyre not good announcers. Jimmy oh, no. They are not very good. Jimmy no, they get into arguments. Yeah. Jimmy they got in a feud, tim meadows is unbelievably funny. Tim meadows was our man on the street. Jimmy and he said please dont mention snl, all right . If you dont mind i dont want you to do that. And first thing you guys say is tim meadows from snl, there he is. [ light laughter ] but it was so good. I just loved every single second of it. But this character is it, cord hosenbeck. Hes a fitness expert, hes a motivational speaker. [ light laughter ] hes single by choice. [ laughter ] he raises champion bassett hounds. Jimmy bassett hounds, yeah. I saw apparently he has over 30 bestselling books. 30 bestselling books. Jimmy which really they dont by the way, this is all on his website. Its a real website. Its cord hosenbeck. Jimmy cordhosenbeck. Com. Yup. Jimmy and, really, you know what i found out . Yeah. Jimmy they dont sell any of his books on the website. No. [ laughter ] jimmy you think you could make a lot of money off that. And none of them are still in print. [ laughter ] jimmy but they were bestsellers. Yup. Yeah. Jimmy heres a couple of the books right here. This is one of them, get control of your body parts. [ laughter ] this is, what . This is a cookbook. Like a health book. Its called eat what i say. [ laughter ] eat what i say. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and thats a health book, there. And then cord cord did this one. Barkley and me. Which i read. Right. Jimmy i read and ive got to be honest, it didnt end the way i thought it would end. No, you thought the dog was going to die in the end. Jimmy i did. And the dog was fine the whole time. [ laughter ] jimmy its just a long book about a it just got strep throat. Jimmy yeah, it just had strep throat. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt but before but the best, though, were the reviews on amazon. So, you know, amazon, you get five stars and one stars. Jimmy oh, yeah. I didnt remember any of it, because we were just talking and i came home, and my wife read me the reviews. And they were like, how how have these people been in broadcasting for 25 years . [ laughter ] i kept talking about how i have a great fear of horses. [ laughter ] and so, one review was like, stop talking. I dont care if he is afraid of horses. Talk about the floats [ laughter and applause ] jimmy how did they not know no, and the other people were like, you idiot, its will ferrell and Molly Shannon and then jimmy if you didnt see it, i want to show a quick clip. Heres cord i think were freaking out about spotting the mayor of pasadena. Jimmy thats correct. Yes. Jimmy cord hosenbeck and tish cattigan, Live Commentary during the Live Streaming during the 2018 rose parade. Check this out. Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, this is big. Here we go ooh, i can hardly breathe thats right, cord, its the 2018 tournament of roses president , lance tibbet. There he is lance tibbet before my very eyes hes right there, cord lance tibbet. Theres lance tibbet hi, lance should we give him a wave . Yes, im going to wave at lance tibbet lance, up here lance hey, lance lance were waving at lance tibbet hi, lance can he see us . Lance lance tibbet [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was the president. Not the mayor in fact, yeah. Jimmy that was the president of the rose parade right there, lance tibbet. Hes got hes got bigger fish to fry. Jimmy i want to see i want to see more of these two. Well, theres a move afoot to try to promote that rose and tish announce the royal wedding. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please do this if you want to help promote that. Jimmy i want to help promote this. Lets please do this right now. [ cheers and applause ] call your local congressman. Congressman. Jimmy say you want cord and tish to do the royal wedding. Yeah. Jimmy oh, i would love to see that live stream, that would be just fantastic. It was just one of the enjoyable things i ever saw. Youre going back to snl. Right. Jimmy youve been there all week. 11 30. 11 30 eastern. Jimmy saturday night live, will ferrell, everybody. Live on nbc. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] always good to see you, buddy. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody robert irwin coming up [ cheers and applause ] new year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest Samsung Galaxy phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. 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Robitussin delivers fast, powerful relief to fight your cough in 12 hour shifts. Robitussin 12 hour cough relief, because its never just a cough. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a 14yearold animal expert from the australia zoo. This fall you can see him, and his family make their return after 11 years to Animal Planet with a brandnew show. Please welcome robert irwin, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy robert irwin, were so happy to have you back. I love you, man. Thanks so much. Oh, again, im so sorry about that anteater last time that completely just clawed you. Jimmy man, i was laughing. We were crying laughing. But that was the first animal that ive ever brought on with no teeth, and thats the one that decides to just kill you. Jimmy i loved it so much. Please, please, please. Congrats on coming back to the Animal Planet. Yeah, were so excited. Jimmy yeah, youre doing this after the puppy bowl on super bowl sunday, theres a a sneak preview of what the show is going to be about. Exactly. Yeah, were very excited. Jimmy so check that out super bowl sunday after the puppy bowl on Animal Planet and check out what hes up to. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you. Jimmy i have a lot of questions. Okay. Jimmy one is, how is jimmy the crocodile, because you named the crocodile after me. Ooh, good question. Yes, we did. So jimmy fallon the crocodile. Thats your crocodile. [ light laughter ] he is doing really well. So he is up in far north queensland, and hes a feisty croc. When we first caught him, he was very, very grumpy. Jimmy yeah. So, here is something very interesting, though. Jimmy well, without my costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weve tracked jimmy fallon the crocodile hanging out with another croc that we tracked named princess, and shes a a gorgeous female croc. So there is Something Interesting going on there, so we might yeah, who knows . So [ laughter ] jimmy all right, well go to australiazoo. Com to see all of the action. [ laughter ] exactly. Jimmy yeah, do you know his whereabouts . Do you know what hes doing . Can you track those animals . Yeah, so we can see exactly where they are in the river system. So hes in the Wenlock River right now, and hes traveling up and down the river, and, yeah, hes so cool. Jimmy isnt that fantastic. I love that. Heres the other thing. Not only are you the nicest kid i know, but youre very smart. You know a lot about this stuff. You really immerse yourself. Thank you. Jimmy you know, i know your mom has a lot to do with it, everybody, your whole family, but you know everything about every animal, which im psyched about because you brought some animals here tonight. Oh thank you. Yes, we did. Of course, we brought lots of really fun animals. Jimmy okay. Im so excited. Jimmy okay. All right, here we go. So this is our first animal of the night. This is the beautiful vern, and vern is a beaver. Hes so cute. [ audience aws ] so down there youve got a a little sandwich that you can feed him. Jimmy hi vern. Hes so cute. He loves Peanut Butter and jelly sandwiches. Thats his favorite little treat. Jimmy hi, vern. And watch his little hand. Hell grab it, and then hell actually grab the little sandwich with his hands. How cute is that . [ audience aws ] hes gorgeous. So the beavers jimmy and he eats the wild beavers they eat Peanut Butter and jelly sandwiches . [ laughter ] unbelievable thats their natural food source. Jimmy im amazed. Thats their natural food source. Yeah. But these guys build dams. Thats kind of their specialty. Theyll actually chew through trees with their teeth, and like build dams. Jimmy yeah. Its amazing. Its really incredible. Jimmy and let me see this tail. Yeah, yeah, check out this tail. Its like a paddle isnt that incredible . Jimmy is that just for smacking down the the wood . Well, no well, this is actually if you want to grab another sandwich, i think hes getting a little bit grumpy. Jimmy oh yeah sure. Oh, hes groaning. Yeah so jimmy oh hi. What they do is jimmy can you hear him . Oh listen, he is so cute. So that actually kind of helps them swim. And they will do that, sort of as a territorial thing, theyll slap it on the water. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy ive never been this close to a beaver. Yeah. Hes really cool, isnt he . Youre welcome to give him a a little pat, if you would like. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, ive seen them from afar. Ive seen them from afar. Good enough distance, and quite amazing. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy well, good to see you, vern. Okay. Bye, vern. Bye. Thank you jimmy all right, yeah. By vern. I love vern. Oh its so cute. [ cheers and applause ] thank you vern. Hes so cute, isnt he . Jimmy yeah, all right. Okay. Jimmy that was good. I loved that. That was fun. I loved that. That was fun. Next jimmy yes. This one, this is a really special animal. This is probably one of the cutest animals youll ever see. Jimmy when you say that, that scares me because [ laughter ] actually, shes very fluffy. Her name is webster. Shes a very cute, little, fluffy creature, and ill get her out now, okay. Jimmy okay. So this one, youve just got to be nice, and slow, and calm. So get ready. [ laughter ] okay. Come on, youre all right jimmy alright, webster the fluffy animal. Here we go. Dont throw anything at me or anything. Here she is. So this is Webster Jimmy im going to freak out. How awesome is she . She is so cute. So webster is a tarantula. Jimmy yeah, yeah, absolutely. Shes a tarantula, how cool is she . Isnt she just beautiful . Jimmy oh, man, shes like pointing why is one of her things pointing at me . Thats the real deal. So what you want to do is put your hand out for a second. Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] youll be fine. Youll be fine. Put your hand out jimmy i dont know, man. Shes a beautiful animal, she really is. Jimmy im really youre going to see me freak out, and poor webster is going to go on a trip. Okay, ready, are you ready . Okay. What were going to do is put her right there. [ screams ] good job good job look at that. So shes right now, shes on your hand. Now see those hairs there . They flick those as a defense mechanism. Jimmy its warm, its warm. The spider is warm. Ah oh, my goodness get this thing out of here all right. [ laughter ] jimmy its warm. Its freaking out. Right . Its freaking out. She loves you. See those hairs there, shell spray them in your face. Like its amazing. Theyre really irritating, and they do that to predators in the wild. Jimmy yeah, well i learned a lot, and maybe thats like i felt like a a heat coming off that spider, and im really frightened by that. Shes pointing one of her legs at me. Yeah, shes just waving hello. Yeah, shes just saying hi. Jimmy no, shes like pointing shes pointing me out, like, youre next, and i dont really like it at all. [ laughter ] alright, well put little webster away. Jimmy thank you so much. Isnt she gorgeous . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Shes so cute. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Thank you, buddy. [ applause ] here you go, webster. Jimmy all right. What else do we have . Whats the name of the animal were talking about next . Because i can usually judge the cuteness. [ laughter ] all right. So, this next one, what im going to do with this one is, i actually want you to come around to the front of the desk for this one. Jimmy okay. So weve got a special and this is anka. Youre ready to go. Jimmy this is my normal this is how i normally meet [ laughter ] okay so, this one, what well do is well kneel down for a second. Jimmy okay. This is the cutest animal ever. No, it seriously is, though. Its very, very adorable. Jimmy okay, all right. So this is anka. Come on out, anka. Come on. Come on, mate. Come on. What do you think . Jimmy ooh. Come on. Jimmy theres something in there. There is. Jimmy theres something in there. Come on out, anka. Come on. Come on. There you go. [ audience aws ] so this this is a little baby muntjac deer, isnt she amazing. So you can give her like a a little scratch on her neck. She absolutely loves it. Hey, and so the muntjac deer. Oh, shes being a little bit playful at the moment. Jimmy its tiny. Theyre from asia, yeah theyre one of the smallest deer species in the world. She is just a little baby at the moment though. Jimmy how tall will she get . Shes only get to about knee height. So she is quite quite short, but hear those little squeaks that shes making . Shes real cute. It kind of sounds like a bat. She makes these really cute little squeaks and that means shes just happy, saying hi. Jimmy oh, my gosh. That is just beautiful. Look how the tiny hooves on that thing. Yeah, it looks like theyre kind of walking on their tippy toes. Jimmy yeah, it looks like a a cartoon almost. Oh, my gosh. Hi, and these guys actually are omnivorous. So they eat plants, and meat. So when they get older theyll actually hunt down little animals to eat. Isnt that wild . Bye, anka. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy bye anka. That was very cute. [ cheers and applause ] how good is she . [ applause ] shes so cute. Jimmy all right, now what do we do . Okay. So now i think were going to move down on to the stage for this one. Jimmy okay, thats good, yeah sure. Go ahead. Here we go. So this jimmy this is fantastic. This is jimmy oh, yeah tyler. And tyler is a hyacinth macaw from the national avery. Jimmy look at that bird arent they amazing . So these are actually the longest parrots in the world. Theyre huge, but youll notice that coloration there, that blue coloration. Jimmy beautiful. This bird is actually black. But the way the light reflects off the feathers, it appears blue. Isnt that amazing . Jimmy is that one of those internet things, like the black and gold . I see blue and yellow, but youre saying that bird is black . It is, yeah. Its really cool. Theyre very intelligent, as well. Theyre about as intelligent as toddlers, and definitely just as mischievous, too. Theyre so cool. Jimmy oh, its fantastic. But if you would like, we can actually head up into the audience, and watch this amazing macaw fly. Does that sound good . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah of course. What do you think . Jimmy yeah, lets do it. Alright, lets go. Jimmy woohoo you are the coolest. Thank you again. Oh, no worries. Jimmy i love this. Hey, how are you doing . Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Jimmy all right. So whats going on. So now tyler will fly to us . Tyler is going to come right for us. Jimmy no one move, because this exactly. Jimmy this bird attacks people, as well. I mean she has long hair. This is the only animal that hated dad. They always attacked dad whenever he jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at this. How good is that . Isnt that incredible watching her fly . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is fantastic. Great job, tyler good job, mate. Jimmy great job tyler. Im still saying shes blue. You guys, robert irwin right there. Give it up for robert. [ cheers and applause ] as always, we love you. Thank you so much. Thanks. Jimmy thank you for helping, as well. Robert irwin. We have a performance from migos after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] elevator speaker going down. Oh no. Peter . Its kristy. Camp jenkins . Maybe this will jog your memory. Alexa, play my funky place. alexa playing your music. Remember our dance . Yeah, im not peter. Alexa, note to self. Take the stairs next time. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. Available at major carriers. When you buy a moto z2. 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Here with the tv debut of stir fry, give it up for migos [ cheers and applause ] woo woo woo woo everbody hands up hands up woo woo woo woo dance with my dogs in the nighttime trap with the chickens like popeyes money changing colors like tiedye im just trying to get it i aint trying to die she got a big old onion booty make the world cry in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry hold them bands down hold your mans down who told you come around this that trap sound designer clothes Fashion Shows shows trap house house made of gold gold control the bag now control it no need to brag now no need and put the mask down we living fast now finest hoes wrist froze we can go we can coast to coast coast watching me whip up still be real and famous dance with my dogs in the nighttime yeah woo woo woo what we do in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it take it whip it intermission let the birds fly i get money tunnel vision through my third eye in that skillet watch me flip it like its five guys look at my pilgrim check out the ceiling look at the blue sky icy patek check yeah boogers they sit on my neck ice i dont regret yeah im pretty and i dont got any debt you crawl before you walk you can ball every week for my dogs behind the wall we gon ball when you free stop watching me democracy you want to copy me lifes a monopoly go copy some land and some property ap rolls pink diamonds whoa whip up the soda diamonds off the royce keep watching me whip up still be real and famous dance with my dogs in the night time wroof yeah yeah in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen curry chicken call it stir fry takeoff im the bird keeper let the birds fly why trying to take my prize you a dead guy of course i gotta keep watch out through my bird eye no casket drop dead fresh and i got dead guys dont discriminate ballplayers come in all size finger roll post move or the pick and roll they mad the way we win they think we used a cheat code why you keep looking at me i feel like got static it must be the patek pockets blue cheese im in the kitchen in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it keep watching me whip up still be real and famous dance with my dogs in the night time eh roof roof in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it in the kitchen wrist twisting like a stir fry whip it migos. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to will ferrell robert irwin migos [ cheers and applause ] culture 2 and the roots there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. Get involved [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight willem dafoe. From the alienist, actress dakota fanning. Amazing cakes from flour shop owner amirah kassem. Featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump arrived in switzerland this morning for the World Economic forum, and immediately converted his money into francs. [ laughter ]