Eddie was a very nice and very funny guy. He lost a long and difficult battle with cancer. He will be missed by many, and i know we all send our best to his family and friends. What a rotten year this has been. Every day its just another punch in the gut. But this morning our president woke up and tweeted feeling great so thats good news. He is all hopped up on dexamethasone right now. And to prove it he put out another im physically marvelous video today. I just left walter reed medical center, and its really something very special. The doctors, the nurses, the first responders. And i learned so much about coronavirus. And one thing thats for certain, dont let it dominate you. Jimmy right. Just run out there and breathe it all in. Be a man, will you . Typhoid donny made a trumpumphant return to the white house last night with a dramatic balcony scene that only an egomaniac on massive amounts of drugs would ever even think to stage. Which is why people, you know, take great pains to protect themselves in the hospital. But this is obviously here its going to come. Here we go. A very different takes it off. An incorrect message. You see him here. He takes it off. And hes getting ready for his pictures. Jimmy i havent been this confused by a masked man on a balcony since Michael Jackson dangled that baby off one. [ applause ] doucholini followed that performance with a video, a highly produced video celebrating his return from the hospital where, lest we forget, he was laid up because he is too dumb to wear a mask. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what . That was either the covid or melania got hold of some blow darts. I dont know which. That video is a bit much for even for them. That is literally what they do in north korea. [ speaking Foreign Language ] jimmy the only difference is our president cant get up on a horse. [ laughter ] but trump was very anxious to leave the hospital. He was said to have been desperate to change the narrative, which that i can understand. Because hes laying in bed in the hospital watching this. The president , 74 years old, not known for his healthy diet and exercising, considered obese. He is technically deemed obese in terms of his weight. President trump is a man in his 70s who is obese. He weighs 244 pounds, which means that he is clinically obese. Which does make him obese. The medical definition of obesity obese. Technically obese. He is obese. He is obese. Obese. Obese. Obese. He is obese. Clinically obese. Hes clinically obese. Clinically obese. Hes clinically obese. Okay . Hes a heavy guy. Hes too heavy. Morbidly obese. He is morbidly obese. Im in great shape. Jimmy and that shape is pear. So thats why he got out of the hospital. Trump says now that he learned a lot about covid. He said, i learned it by really going to school. This is the real school. This isnt the lets read the book school, and i get it and i understand it. Oh, good. This guy has been surrounded by all the top Infectious Disease specialists, teams of scientists, hes had all the research, all the information, all the everything at his disposal since january. More than 200,000 americans died. Now he gets it did you notice that when it was his life in danger he didnt consult that crazy doctor he retweeted who said covid came from demon sperm . He didnt pop hydroxychloroquine, or inject bleach or bring diamond and silk in to sass the virus away. No. He relied on science to save him. Lets not forget that. When the man wanted to save his own life, he went straight to science. He had ten doctors pumping his body with every drug available and we paid for it. Id say he got his 750 worth of tax money. Right . [ applause ] but the good news is he understands it now. He gets it. He gets it now. My mom shouldnt know more about this virus than you do. As president of the united states. And then later in the day he pulled the plug on the deal for a stimulus package that would help people who are still out of work. He says he wont even talk about a deal until after the election. Its like the country is being run by a monkey. Trump says dont be afraid of covid even though that is exactly the opposite of what the experts are saying, but hes not alone with that sentiment because his old pal Rudy Giuliani, guess what, agrees. Do you agree with the president s recent message of do not be afraid of covid . Wow. Well, i mean, thats a message that could be historic. I mean, reminds me of roosevelts message, you know, beginning of his administration. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. Jimmy yeah. Right. Except roosevelt was getting us out of a depression, not into one. Im worried about Rudy Giuliani. They say the virus doesnt affect vampires, but after seeing him on tv im not so sure. I hear that response [ coughing ]. Everybody questions the polls. That cough is not anything bad. Youre waiting for your test to come back. We hope youre going to be healthy and well. I hope so too. Jimmy Rudy Giuliani puts the sick in sycophant. Do you think trump would even care if he gave the virus to rudy . I cant help but feel like the answer is no. And by the way, in the theres a tweet for everything category, this is what then pretend millionaire donald trump had to say about a doctor who was carrying ebola around new york back in 2014. I consider that doctor extremely selfish, who came back and then he toured new york. He went on crowded subways during rush hour, had dinner in brooklyn, went to a Bowling Alley and bowled. And went all over the place. I think hes a very selfish person frankly. Jimmy i agree. By the way, another very selfish person is already planning to return to his rallies. He wrote, will be back on the campaign trail soon. The fake news only shows the fake polls. Right. So hes headed back out on the road. It would appear that trumps new Campaign Strategy is to kill his supporters before they are able to vote for him. Joe biden right now is polling well ahead of trump but anything can happen between now and election day and if this year has taught us anything its that anything will happen. I still feel like kanye could pull this out and win it. [ laughter ] some Trump Supporters have been competing to see who can come up with the most idiotic take on all of this. Honorable mention goes to senator Kelly Loeffler of georgia who wrote remember, china gave this virus to our president and first lady flotus. We must hold them accountable. Right. China flew over here and forced trump to not wear a mask and go to a bunch of packed events. Blaming china for the fact that trump has covid is like blaming the fried chickens of kentucky for getting him fat. Okay . But that wasnt the topper, the award for weakest spin of the week goes to press Communications Director erin perrine. He has experience as a businessman. He has experience now fighting the coronavirus as an individual. Those firsthand experiences, joe biden, he doesnt have those. Jimmy wow. You know what . Lets just take a minute to appreciate that because its so stupid its almost genius. Since joe biden stayed safe and listened to the experts, he didnt get infected, and so he doesnt have the experience now required to fight how can you fight a disease if youve never had it . It would be like trying to fight a fire if youd never even burned your own house down. Its impossible. But its an original spin and with not much else to point to, team trump is running with it. America needs an experienced leader. Donald trump knows how to fight the coronavirus. Because hes done it himself. Trump knows how to help failing american businesses. After six bankruptcies no one has failed at business more. Trump knows not to say nice things about nazis. Very fine people. On both sides. Because he did it one time and it didnt go well. Trumps experience running a Fraudulent University taught him the pain of student debt. And only donald trump has the handson experience of paying off a porn star and then lying about it. So maybe thatll come in handy. When it comes to experience, only one man can make America Great again. Because only one man [ bleep ] it up in the first place. It is what it is. Donald trump. Experience counts. Bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing. [ applause ] jimmy i dont know about you but im sold. Meanwhile, the cases of covid are piling up in washington. Another white house aide tested positive today. Stephen miller, the evil slug that advises the president , tested positive today. Yesterday press secretary kayla macaronigrill announced that she has covid. Which makes this nonsensical statement she made in february extra footinmouthy. Absolutely, this president will always put america first. He will always protect american citizens. We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here. Jimmy oops. Although in fairness to kayleigh, she actually is right that you cant see the virus. Its tiny. Its even smaller than his hands. But now that shes got Covid Kayleigh has been forced to lie to america from her home. So the novel virus that came in from china, no one had seen it, there were no tests, there were no therapeutics. In short order President Trump developed them and this vaccine is on pace to be the fastest vaccine for a novel pathogen in Human History and we can thank President Trump for all of that. Jimmy we can . Really . This woman should not be working in the white house. This woman should be doing the weather in jonesboro, arkansas. [ applause ] i mean, if youre going to lie on tv every day just tell us its going to be sunny. At least 13 people in the president s circle have tested positive. There is said to be fear and anger in the west wing. Which is a shame because the white house seemed like such a happy place to work before this. Staffers are worried that the president could potentially expose them to the virus. Remember what a president exposing himself to the white house staff used to mean . Those were simpler times. [ laughter ] they really were. The number of those infected keeps going up, which makes it especially challenging for the contract contact traders or tracers. What are they, guillermo . Guillermo uh, tracers. Jimmy thank you. Guillermo i dont know. Jimmy you split the difference on me. Contact tracers that are assigned to the job. And we have one of them with us tonight. Dr. Edward miller. Hello, dr. Miller. Thank you for joining us. Dr. Miller . [ applause ] yeah, hey, jimmy. Im sorry. Im just fielding a lot of calls right now. Jimmy oh, im sorry. I dont mean to interrupt. No. Tell kayleigh that under no circumstances is she allowed to go to a Bachelorette Party in cancun. Jimmy oh, my goodness. My god. Sorry, what was your question . Jimmy i didnt have a i was just wondering if you have an idea of how now the outbreak started. Hmm, yeah, i wonder how it started. I wonder how a highly contagious virus managed to slip out into a group of antimaskers at their say goodbye to healthcare garden party jimmy okay, but do you know who do you have any idea who patient zero was . It could have been any of these imbeciles. I mean, take a look at this. If we assume that the person who spread the infection wasnt wearing a mask, it could be him, her, her, him, him, her, her, him, or any of them. Theyre shoulder to shoulder like its coachella [ phone rings ] jesus. Jimmy you need to get that . Okay, go ahead. No, governor christie, you cannot have your Birthday Dinner at souplantation. Jimmy oh, my goodness. No, not there either. The Hometown Buffet isnt even open jimmy okay. It seems like at this point i guess the goal probably is to identify who is infected and then quarantine them to make sure nobody else gets it. Right . Yes, were trying to protect the white house essential workers. Housekeepers, chefs, secret service, we want to make sure that every american knows to keep their distance from the entire Republican Party until we have a vaccine. [ phone rings ] jimmy okay, i see. Sorry. Jimmy yeah. I have to go. This one is going to take a while. Jimmy okay. Sorry. Mayor giuliani . For the last time, there is no medical reason why you should be drinking blood. [ phone rings ] jimmy that didnt take long at all there, doctor. Eric . I dont know why your dad hugs ivanka and not you. Maybe because he has covid jimmy okay. Thank you, dr. Miller. I appreciate your time. [ phone rings ] dr. Miller . Yes. Hey, kellyanne. No, dont lick that jimmy okay. You know what . Thank you, dr. Miller. [ applause ] you know, a lot of people thats dr. Miller. Hes a doctor. He works at the white house. And hes getting a lot of calls right now. Guillermo hes super busy. Jimmy yeah, super busy. Really busy. Phones are ringing off the hook. A lot of phones for one desk, right . Guillermo yeah. Unbelievable. Jimmy you know, people are saying a lot of people are saying and writing a lot about this situation with our president and the pandemic right now, but no one, and i mean no one, summed it up better than Wendy Williams today, who said what i think were all thinking right now. Oh, President Trump. Dont be afraid of cornova . Dont let it dominate your life . Sir, are you serious . Mm. Mm. We are here out in the field. We are frightened of cornova. [ laughter ] jimmy now we have to be frightened of cornova too . What the hell is cornova . [ laughter ] thank you, wendy. We have a good show. Marlon wayans is here with us tonight. We have music from jaden. 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[ applause ] our first guest tonight is no stranger to a mask. He was the lone ranger after all. His presence in this studio breaks a sevenmonthlong streak of very distant interviews. His latest film is the psychological thriller rebecca. It opens in theaters october 16th and is on netflix starting october 21st. Please say hello to armie hammer. [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] if you can, have a seat. Welcome. How are you . Thank you for coming. Thats very nice. [ applause ] wow. Where did you get this . This is a great look for you. Well, how far are we right now . Jimmy i think were like eight feet apart. Okay. The thing is, i know where ive been. Jimmy uhhuh. I dont know where youve been. [ laughter ] this is a global pandemic, jimmy. This feels a little irresponsible. Jimmy youre right. You cant be too careful. You really cant. Its true. They were out of the outbreak costume, so i had to settle. Jimmy i have been tested on a daily basis. So i think youre pretty safe with me. Then you should be wearing this. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. They say its good to thats not nasaissued footwear that youre wearing there, is it . Well, it depends on which Space Mission youre talking about. I think they did try to use it for one of them but they kept falling off in launch. Jimmy what happened . Looks like you got half of a pedicure there. Yeah, yeah, i got half a pedicure. Thats what happened. The a. D. D. Kicked in halfway through and i was like get your infected hands off me. Yeah. Basically. Jimmy what have you been doing . Have you been productive during this down time . Were there things you wanted to do . Just buying costumes. [ laughter ] no, funny enough, ive been very productive. Jimmy you look like a baked potato. [ laughter ] like after youve eaten half of it and you kind of wrap it up in foil and stuff it in your car and forget about it for a month. That baked potato. Jimmy thats the one. No, i have been productive. Ive been really fortunate. I mean, look, the worlds fallen apart. Its the apocalypse. But funny enough, my buddy ashton bought an old motel out in the desert. Jimmy i heard about this. Now, explain whats going on. So my buddy ashton bought a motel in twenty nine paulms jus outside of joshua tree. It was this kind of like abandoned rundown motel. And i came back from the Cayman Islands where i was during quarantine and i was like, dude, ive got nothing to do. And hes like do you want to come live with me in this abandoned motel and do construction with me . And i was like jimmy you say no, right . Of course not. Thats terrible. [ laughter ] im a movie star. Thats the last thing i want to do. Im sorry, did you think i had anything else better going on . I was literally sitting at home like picking boogers, seeing how far i could flick them. Like i was really out of options. Jimmy but do you know how to do that stuff . I know your last name is hammer but have you operated one . Funny enough, everything except a hammer. It just seemed too close to home. No, im moderately handy. Im pretty good. There are some power tools that i just should not be trusted with. But like orbital floor sanders, those kinds of things, i can handle. It was a lot of like you know, we have to resand these floors, we have to pull off this drywall, put new drywall up, we have to move this, do that. It wasnt anything like im not doing electrical work. Look at me. Do you trust me to cut wires . Like no way. Jimmy so it was just the two of you rehabbing this motel . No. So his motels called the ramsey at Twenty Nine Palms. And it was me, ashton, and another guy living there named motor mike. Motor mike jimmy what . It gets better. It gets better. Motor mike doesnt have a motor. Motor mike has a Mountain Bike. But its motor mikes Mountain Bike is what its called. Motor mike lives in the desert. He is a desert creature. Hes an amazing character. And hes one of those people who just like lives in the desert who can just kind of do anything. Like he can really do anything. Its pretty spectacular. Jimmy what does he do . Hes okay. So ashton said look, motor mike, like we got you have to refer to him as motor mike. Hell refer to you as whatever he wants. He refers to me as dad. Jimmy what . Not daddy. Dad. Jimmy daddy would be worse. But dad is still weird. I think daddy would be worse. Dad is still weird when like a grown man goes hey, dad. And youre like, am i responsible for someone . Did i miss a childcare payment . Jimmy maybe he wants to borrow money from you. Yeah, yeah. But motor mike doesnt need money because this is why. Ashton says to motor mike, look, ill pay you if you can train a roadrunner to stay at my property. I dont know if you know anything about roadrunners. I didnt know anything about roadrunners. Jimmy just from the cartoons really. Thats it. Same, same. Its pretty close to real life. So i leave the desert and i come back a week later and i see motor mike there at the motel and im like whats up, motor . And hes like, hey, man, did you see my friend . And i was like who, ashton . No, i havent seen him. He goes no, not ashton. And he cocks his head back like this and goes, pretty bird, pretty bird, i love you. And then he just pauses and looks at me. And i was like do i Say Something now . Like im not familiar with this interaction. And then all of a sudden i [ bleep ] you not, a roadrunner comes running up and stops right at mikes feet. Jimmy come on. And looks up at him. And he goes, i trained a road runner. And i was like, what the hell is going on around here . This is the greatest place. Quarantine makes the world seem crazy but if you really want to see crazy go hang out with motor mike. Because he trained this roadrunner and i was like how the hell do you train a roadrunner . These things theyre fast and theyre skittish. Did you catch it . Like how did you do this . And he was like, man, these things will eat anything. I said what does he eat . He goes he likes to eat spicy cheetos. I said you feed this roadrunner spicy cheetos . Yeah, man. And i was like, okay. And then we stayed, we worked another week and then i left for the weekend and i came back. And when i got back motor mike goes, did you see my friends . I said do you mean ashton and the roadrunner . He goes no. He tilts his head back again and goes, pretty birds, pretty birds, i love you all. And three roadrunners come running up. And now at the ramsey at Twenty Nine Palms if you want a full desert experience you can go hang out with motor mike. Hes an excellent cuddler. And he also has three roadrunners that you can feed spicy cheetos to. Jimmy wow. That is crazy. Yeah. Jimmy were going to take a break. And during the break were going to pretend that a big glob of spit just didnt fly across the room onto me. Armie hammer is here. 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Its about a young woman played by the amazing lily james, who meets a guy played by the amazing armie hammer. And they fall in love and they go back to his home. But his wife has his first wife has died and she feels like the house is haunted by his first wifes ghost. And so she has to now find where her place its kind of like a psychological thriller. Jimmy did you have the english accent in your pocket . Is that something you always knew how to do . No. Well, kind of. I bluffed my way into it fully. Jimmy oh, really . What actually happened was i was doing a play in new york on broadway called straight white men. And the stage manager, this lady named jane, this woman named jane, comes up to me one night and she goes, hey, armie, have a great show tonight. Kenneth branaghs in the audience watching you. And i went jimmy wow. What . Yeah, she goes ken branaghs here. And i go, why would you tell me that . She goes what do you mean . I go, why would you tell me that Kenneth Branaghs here . Tell me after the show and shes like oh, right, sorry. Anyway, youre going to be fine. And i literally spent the entire show like id be like ooh, im going to try something here. And id try something. All i would see in my head is ken branaghs face judging me going, no, that was not right. I literally spent the whole time thinking about ken branagh. So then i get off stage, i change back into my clothes, i walk in the green room and there is sir ken branagh. Jimmy hes a sir. Hes a sir. And hes maybe one the greatest theater actors of all time. So i walk in and i was like, hey, nice to see you, ken, how are you . Because we met years before. And he was like armie, that was great. You know what . That was just lovely. That was lovely. That was very lovely. And in american when someone goes how was it . Oh, lovely. You kind of go, they hated it. Jimmy right. Lovely can go either way. I was like okay, lovely, he hated it. But he was like i have a question for you, im doing a movie next called death on the nile, which i dont want to spoil it here but i ended up doing that one too. But he was like, hey, can you do an english accent . And i was like, yeah, no problem. He was like, you can . Really . I was like yeah, 100 i can do an english accent, no question. He was like great, lets skype in two days when i get back to london and we can do a session in your english accent. And i was like, perfect. Great. I love it. And then he left. I call my dialect coach and i was like, dude, you have two days to get me at least semiproficient in an english accent. I have to bluff my way into this. He goes, okay, who are you talking to . Sir kenneth branagh. He goes are you [ bleep ] kidding me . I dont know how i got into this situation, dude. I dont know how this happened. But i did it. I worked my ass off for those two days and bluffed my way into it and got the job for death on the nile which comes out eventually because of covid. Jimmy right. And then ended up doing rebecca afterward. So all the work i did on death on the nile to the director ben wheatley he was like can you do an english accent . I was like, listen, ben. Sir ken branagh approved. I dont know who you think you are. But yes, yes i can. Jimmy chim cheerery and all that stuff. Dick van dyke me up a chimney sweep. Lets go. [ applause ] jimmy if you want to see a fabulous english accent rebecca i dont know wait, lets start that again. Just an english accent. Jimmy a lovely english accent. Lovely. Jimmy rebecca opens in theaters october 16th and is on netflix october 21st. Armie hammer, everybody. Thanks for coming and being here in person, armie. Well be back with marlon wayans. [ applause ] hola, soy j balvin and im dropping my mcdonalds order. Leggo a big mac no pickles please. There you go. 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To invest in our communities, in our clinics, in the essential workers who treat everyone rich, poor, and inbetween. Whether its this pandemic or the next health crisis, vote yes on prop fifteen. For all of us. [ applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come, music from jaden. Our next guest is joining us the oldfashioned way, from a laptop in his den on the other side of the continent. Hes a talented man whom you can see alongside bill murray and Rashida Jones in the new movie on the rocks. It is in select theaters now and comes to apple tv plus october 23rd. Please welcome marlon wayans. How are you . [ applause ] hey, whats up . Im good, man. How are you doing . Jimmy good to see you. Hows efrgs going you look great. What are you doing . Youre glowing. Are you pregnant . [ laughter ] you lost weight. Jimmy i am starting to show. Money looks good on you, bro. Jimmy i dont know if you heard but earlier tonight bill murray said you are his favorite of the wayans brothers. So congratulations. Wow. Thank you. Thats saying something. Because you know theres 2 million of us. I love bill. We actually just worked together and i really like its like working with a legend. I was like such a fan girl inside when i was doing i did one scene with him and the whole time i just wanted to go youre bill murray from ghostbusters and stripes and i didnt do that. But i did that when i shook his hand. I just shook it a little too long and my hand was wet. Jimmy bill mentioned you guys had the premiere for the movie at a drivein theater, which is unusual. He was in the car. Who did he say . With Sofia Coppola the director. And he was with Rashida Jones i think. Who was in your car watching the movie . Well, they social distanced from my black ass. [ laughter ] i was in the car i was glad to know they had a whole party in there. I was by myself. Jimmy what . Watching it i was by myself in my car with my driver. So he and i watched the movie together. Jimmy oh, the guy who drove you to the premiere sat there and watched the movie with you. Yeah. We had a little mask on, popcorn. We had a social distance date. It was really nice. [ laughter ] jimmy did he like it . Did he enjoy the film . I dont know. But at one point he turned around, because i was on the phone making phone calls. Because ive seen the movie already. He was like can you please be quiet . Im watching the movie. [ laughter ] jimmy thats pretty funny. By the way i felt like the brother in the Movie Theater like, would you please be quiet . Jimmy i was very excited for you when i saw you got this role because this is like a serious movie. Sofia coppola directing. Bill murray in it. How did you get this particular role . Man. Its funny. The role came up, i read the script and i was like yo, this script is amazing. I love Sofia Coppola. Ive been a fan of all her movies. I liked her movies before she made movies because i like her daddys movies. So i just really wanted to be a part of it. So my agent said that she was coming to l. A. In a week to meet with actors and i was like no, no, no, no. Ima fly myself to new york and im going to meet her tomorrow. I was like, i dont know what cool black guy she may meet, she may meet nick cannon and go he may be perfect to play dean. She could have met tracy morgan. I dont know. I could play dean. Might have seen kevin hart. Hes hot as hell. All youve got to do is put him in some heels and he could play dean. I was like no, no, no. Jimmy that was wise. Sow went out there quickly, you beat everyone else to the punch. And you got the role. Yes. Jimmy have you and your brother shawn ever auditioned against each other for a role . No. Ive been lucky because shawns like he dont want to do that. Shawns like i want to do my stuff. But if we were, me and my brother are so close that wed probably go whoever gets the role youve just got to split the money. [ laughter ] so basically i would have probably got the role and he would have got 50 of it. Hes a pimp. Jimmy this is interesting. And very sweet, actually. You named your son after your brother and he named his son after you. Yes. Because we saw the five heartbeats when we was little. My brother keenan wrote that movie. And theres a scene where Robert Townsends character and his brother name each others kids after each other. So me and my brother saw that movie and we made that pact. And which worked for me because i was like, it would be great. The chances of shawns son being successful is very high. The chances of my son being a crackhead, this super high. So ive hes going to have all kind of damage. I figured why not name my son after me shawns son after me. Hell be successful and theyll think its my kid. And theyll think shawn the crackhead is shawns son. [ laughter ] jimmy youre always thinking. You really are. Is it true you got thrown out of your sons High School Basketball game . I didnt get thrown out. I got escorted asked to leave nicely. [ laughter ] i got kicked out yeah. Im a big sports fan. Period. Right . So if im at a game ive got to scream, man. Thats what its about for me. So being that its my son, of course im going to scream for my son. And he was getting fouled and the ref wasnt calling fouls and i was like, call the foul call the foul so they kicked me out the game. And i realized that i embarrassed two kids in one shot because i got kicked out of my sons game at my daughters school. [ laughter ] thats legendary embarrassment. Jimmy what did they say . Did they say anything to you on the ride home or when they get home when Something Like that happens . You know whats worse is when they dont say anything. Its such an uncomfortable ride. They said nothing. And i was just sitting there in my feelings like, you know why i did it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Its hard to contain yourself at your kids games. It really is. Ive had this experience myself. Never been escorted out of a game. But yes, i have had that experience. Is he good . Is your kid good . Jimmy well, i have a son whos well past high school and i have one whos 3. The 3yearold is terrible. He cant do anything. [ laughter ] when he does get good, trust me, youre going to be super passionate. Youll get kicked out. Dont feel so bad. Just know that you did it because youre a good parent. Jimmy genetically, the cards are stacked against him. I will say that. Well, hey, congratulations, marlon on this movie. Its called on the rocks. Its in select theaters right now and on apple tv plus starting october 23rd. Marlon wayans, everybody. Thanks, marlon. Thank you. Jimmy well be back with music from jaden. [ cheers and applause ] all californians will be able to vote safely from home. Every active, registered voter will receive a votebymail ballot with a unique barcode. You can track it using wheres my ballot . And youll receive automatic notifications by text, email or voice call to let you know the status of your ballot once you mail it, drop it off at your polling place or at a drop box. Vote by mail ballots. Simple, safe, secure. Counted. Learn more at vote. Ca. Gov jimmy i want to thank our guests tonight, armie hammer, marlon wayans, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, this is his album. Its called cool tape volume 3. Here with the song boys and girls, jaden [ cheers and applause ] you say we only boys and girls i say we can change the world the future lies within the boys and girls the boys and girls if the world turned dark and fell apart you still have the love light in your heart i hope you know it, i hope you know it if the kids in charge try to burn our forest id be outside congress throwing rocks i hope you know it, i hope you know it you say we only boys and girls i say we can change the world the future lies within the boys and girls the boys and girls you say we only boys and girls i say we can change the world the future lies within the boys and girls the boys and girls sunrise above and hit our doors and move forward we moving forward into brighter futures we moving towards let me hear your voice cause when the stars align we as the youth have to see the signs fill up the streets with our love and pride the hatred will never survive i hope you know you say we only boys and girls i say we can change the world the future lies within the boys and girls the boys and girls you say we only boys and girls i say we can change the world the future lies within the boys and girls the boys and girls yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah we just want justice are we really asking too much we just want to change the world and spread our love we just want justice are we really asking too much we just want to change the world and spread our love love, spread our love we just wanna spread our love spread our love we just wanna spread our love spread our love we just wanna spread our love spread our love we just wanna spread our love spread our love love spread our love spread our love love spread our love spread our love love spread our love we just wanna spread our love this is the most important election of our lifetime. Dont forget to vote. Thank you. This is nightline. Tonight, federal judge esther salas on her path from tragedy to healing. My son gave his life for his father and i. Revealing to Abcs Robin Roberts about the day everything changed. An assassin killing her only child on their front doorstep, wounding her husband. Now trying to move forward. How she confronted hate with forgiveness. He hated me because i was a woman. He hated me because i was latina. Plus, state of covid. President trump calls off stimulus talks for pandemic relief. And now with americas top military leaders in quarantine how the white house Covid Response is impacting