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Some of yall are still trying to date during this pandemic which does not sound fun. Now when a guy asks if he can get your number, hes talking about your temperature. 103 . Nah baby, call me after labor day. And first dates are like an interrogation now. You gotta ask questions like do you wear a mask to the Grocery Store . And is your name karen . And if you do make a connection with someone right now and you get married or whatever its gonna be weird to explain that to your kids one day. Well son, i was trying to stay awake in a zoom meeting when all of a sudden, this fine thing appeared in the left hand corner, so we agreed to meet in an abandoned field. Ice . Now i know that one was good what is that . A g . Come on, man. Im gonna start calling you ice cold. Alright this is cool. Me and guillermo have been working on a top secret project and were excited to share it with you. Like i said, im big on tiktok. I have 33 million followers, which i think is all of them. But guillermo doesnt have any followers. Yet. So he asked me how to become a viral sensation and i taught him everything i know. Guillermo hi, jason derulo. Hey, my brother, how you doin . Guillermo look, i want to make a lot of money, they told me you are doing this game, tiktok . Its not a game really, but you can make a lot of money on tiktok, and its a lot of fun, too. First were going to get our phones and download tiktok. Guillermo wait, dik . Tiktok. We want to be posting from three to six time a day. Guillermo thats how many times i have lunch. One of the tips, you may want to show a little skin, know what im saying . Lets see what you got, though. Oh, not, guillermo, do you have a puppy . People like eat the puppies up. Guillermo oh, i do have a puppy. All right. Oh, yeah, youre good. Whos this . Guillermo her name is bella. Bellas going to make you a lot of money. So now all we got to do is learn to dance. Guillermo jason, for this dance, can we say guillermo at the beginning . Yeah, you got to do a rip though. Guillermo rodriguez Guillermo Guillermo rodriguez close. This is called savage love. Were going to take our right arm and elbow somebody, slap somebody on the top of the head. Then were going to wow, wind it, then left hand, same thing. Elbow, slap, wind. Guillermo its easy for you, because you dont have a belly. After weve done the right and left hand were going to do both hands. Elbow slap. Wind it up. And then were done. Guillermo okay, let me do it by myself. You tell me if im doing good. Guillermo one and two, one and two. I got it . You got it, but what you just did was half the macarena. You did half of it. Come on, guillermo, you got to put your heart into it. Guillermo listen, if im going to dance, i got to have a drink, okay . Cheers to that. Yeah, yeah, better. Yes, down, yes, turn, and, down. Yeah thats what im talkin about guillermo im ready, right . Youre tiktok ready. Okay, its time for the moment of truth, the World Premiere of guillermos very first tiktok on the new Jimmy Kimmel Live account america, are you ready . Well damn, i cant hear you so im just going to assume you all screamed yes roll it savage love did somebody break your heart when you kiss me i know you dont get to oh and you got an 11 from ice congratulations, guillermo. How does it feel to be a tik tok star . Guillermo fantastic. When do i get my first check . Oh, about that, we got to do a couple more. You got one in. We got to do a couple more. Im proud of you, my son. Weve got a great show for you tonight were going to celebrate a healthcare hero, well be right back with the great luke bryan, and an exclusive look at my new video for my song take you dancing. Dicky abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by progressive. Everyone does right up here. It happens to all of us. We buy a new home, and we turn into our parents. What i do is help new homeowners overcome this. What is that, an adjustable spanner . Good choice, steve. Okay, dont forget youre not assisting him. You hired him. If you have nowhere to sit, you have too many. Who else reads books about submarines . My dad. Yeah. Oh, those are progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Look at that. peter walsh undle with us. People came and they met and they felt comfortable. Its what we did with coogans. You felt safe and, if you were safe, you could be joyful. Everybody has a coogans. And almost half those small businesses, they could close if people dont do something. We have to keep our communities together. Thats how we get through this. Theyeah, theyre identical. E. Actually, theyre not. House 2 also has antioxidant vitamin c. Antioxidant. Then well take house 2. Congratulations given the choice, why wouldnt you choose the one with antioxidant vitamin c . Choose vizzy hard seltzer. [10th gen intel bong] run away run away run away my heart know that i should you can see it in my eyes i want to take it down right now if i could so i hope you know what i mean when i say we dont need no dance floor let me see your best move anything could happen ever since i met you no need to imagine baby all im askin is let me take you dancin da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, this is Jimmy Kimmel Live, im jason derulo. And that was a sneak peek at my video for take you dancing that comes out tomorrow. Its a fun one. My guest tonight is a multiplatinumselling musician who recently earned his 25th number one hit with a song about chronic margarita consumption. His latest album is called born here live here die here, its available now. Please Welcome Country superstar and my good buddy luke bryan. Whats up, baby . Whats up, bro, bro . I have missed you, gosh likewise, likewise, this is crazy times, but good to see your face. Good to see you as well. I swear every day my boys come runnin in, theyre like, daddy, look what mr. Jasons doing on tiktok today. Its been amazing seeing you on that and such creative stuff. Its probably surprising for people that were so close, a country boy like yourself and a city boy like me. It was crazy when you invited me for the first time to the barn, right . I remember that story when you were like, yeah, come out to the barn, can you stay in the barn. Im like, what . I dont want to sleep with the goats and pigs and horses, im good. I guess you thought it was like charlottes web barn. 100 . [ laughter ] and not to mention the pond, youre like, were going to go fishing. Where are we going to go fishing . In my pond. Wait, you cant own a pond. Im so proud to say that i was a part of you catching your first fish and absolutely. For everybody watching at home, when jason caught the fish, the look on your face was like, it was like you were a kid all over again. It was something hell never forget. Absolutely, man. Up until that point i was trying to catch tadpoles. You know in miami we had this canal which was probably very dirty, and we was trying to catch, you know, frogs and tadpoles. That was an experience, man. Running from alligators, right . Yeah, yeah. Very different. Very, very different, man. Do you actually remember when we were about to go outside, and were you like, you got to change your clothes. This aint going to work. This going to get a little dirty. So let me paint the picture. So jason comes out to the, jason comes out to my farm, and he is full, full jason derulo stage gear, like im talkin about he had on everything he had on was white. It was like, everything. And i looked down, im like, man, we, i didnt want to ruin, like, your outfit looked like it was about 20,000. And i didnt want to, i didnt want to turn it brown. So yeah, we had to go borrow some i called my buddy dallas. He brought you some sebago loafers or whatever. It was great, man. Next time you come out, ill have the, ill have you some proper farm wardrobe. Ill have you some boots you can wear. You know i need it. Do you remember that crazy, that viral video we did for want to want me. Can we play a piece of that . Lets do that. I got your body on my mind hits me so bad so high bring it, uh girl, you know what i want if you want it, then girl, you got me we were layin it down, werent we . We was getting down. What were you thinking with that face right there, that exact it looked like you wanted to go to the bathroom, ill be right back. Yeah, hittin them high notes like that, they got my, they got all my system movin. Oh, come on, man. I love seeing, youre such a great singer, man. Im so excited for your new album, im excited when you have a new project, so fresh, it always feels so authentic to you and feels like such a great body of work. So im really excited for this one. Is there anything you want to tell us about it . Well, yeah, this album has some oldersounding stuff, kind of, you know, ive got steel guitars through there, and i kind of rewind the clock a little bit. Got a lot more country songs on this album that kind of goes back to some of my earlier roots. Were getting great feedback from the fans. It was pretty tricky putting an album out during a global pandemic. I know, come on. I know you know. Youre still putting new music out, and youre always excited when you can put the music out virtually and hopefully the fans respond. Im excited for the album, excited that youre coming back with american idol. Exciting times for my buddy. Im always excited to see you do it. Next time i get to l. A. Well try to hook up. Well try to hook up on idol, one of these days, maybe we can relive one of those duet moments on the idol stage. I appreciate you being my first guest. Thats a hell after first guest. Luke bryan, everybody. Likewise. Thanks luke. When we come back, were going to meet a very special healthcare hero. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Marvels Avengers coming to your Favorite Gaming platform september 4th. Embrace your power. New school year, whatever that means from the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar whatever this year looks like, get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. Of the Team Building the most and im part powerful 5g experience for america. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles and in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity, its like an eight lane highway compared to a two lane dirt road. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. In fact, its the fastest 5g in the world. From the network more people rely on. This is 5g built right. Only on verizon. Welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, im jason derulo. Our healthcare hero tonight comes to us all the way from massachusetts. Please welcome nurse florence jerohgay and her 15 yearold son, jason. Hey, florence, hey, jason. Thank you for being with us tonight. Thank you. We are honored to be here tonight. Its a pleasure, its a pleasure. So florence, what kind of nursing do you do . Um, i am a geriatric nurse, and i love my job, because the patients become my family. I just feel the joy of making a difference in someones life. Ah, that as a beautiful thing. Jason, first of all, you have a great name. And you wrote a letter to the show to nominate your mom as a health care hero. Florence, either your son really loves you, or hes trying to get out of doing some chores. But jason, if youll be so kind, can you read us a few lines from the letter . Of course. My name is jason, im sophomore at st. Johns high school. I consider myself and many who know me to be an awesome kid. I agree with that, by the way. But forget about me, let me introduce you to my most wonderful person in the world, my mother. My mom is an amazing nurse and a fulltime caretaker for my father who continues to gallantly fight lou gehrigs disease or als. She has so many responsibilities, but she never does fail to smile. I love that. People with a lot of support, is caring for dad a full family effort . You know, with als, its a disease that actually takes away the function of your muscles. So, you know, walking and using your hands becomes very difficult. So i have to say that i have been very honored to take care of my husband, and with the help of my children i think thats what has kept us going. Is we help him with this battle. But everybody has a responsibility, you know. For jason, hes strong, so hes my goto guy when we need to get to the car. He helps me put him in the car. And grace, jace and jenna are able to help me with other small house responsibilities. Amazing. Yeah. Lets, lets bring in the rest of the team. Jasons sisters, grace and jenna. Yeah, sure. Hey, hi, guys hi. All right, we got the whole team together. So florence, we secretly shipped this lock box to your kids this morning. Now, jenna, can you be honest, have you tried to crack the combination to the lock box . No, i havent. Oh, my goodness. Ive been told there was a camera in it. You was told there was a hidden camera in the lock box . Yeah. We dont have the budget for a hidden camera, but that was a good idea that they told you that. Well, before i give you the combination to open the box, id like to read the last two lines. He says my household does a lot to take care of dad. There are lots of things that would make our life easier and more normal. We really, really need a handicap accessible van, and that requires a lot of money. Now florence, can you please push the following buttons on the safe. Okay. 135. Ooh there we go. Oh oh our friends at chrysler and Vantage Mobility International want to help out by sending you a brandnew, 2020 accessible vehicle. Eeha a othe y of interior spaces safety and convenience features. Oh, my goodness yay thank you so much oh, my gosh. Im so happy for you. Now florence, when jason turns 16, will you let him borrow the van . You know, ladies love the chrysler pacifica. Oh, my goodness, i am so, so honored. Thank you so much. Well, i think youre such an inspiring woman, and you have an inspiring family, so im, it was my honor to talk to you guys today, honestly, from me and for a lot of people at home, its just incredible to see the love that you guys share for each other. Its really beautiful to watch. Big thanks to chrysler. Thanks to Vantage Mobility International and a big thank you to the entire jerogay family. Well be right back. Its so hon, out here u guys. Are we on yet . Oh. I thought we were doing a zoom thing. No. peter walsh people came and they met and they felt comfortable. Its what we did with coogans. You felt safe and, if you were safe, you could be joyful. Everybody has a coogans. And almost half those small businesses, they could close if people dont do something. We have to keep our communities together. Thats how we get through this. ListerineĀ® cleans virtually 100 . Helping to prevent gum disease and bad breath. Never settle for 25 . Always go for 100. Bring out the boldā„¢ thats all the time we have tonight. Id like to thank luke bryan, nurse florence, and of course, jimmy kimmel. Lil rel will host tomorrow night. Nightline is next. Goodnight. Now from abc 7, live breaking news. Understand, were talking about unsurvivable storm surge. Breaking news tonight on two fronts. Hurricane laura is now making landfall over southwestern louisiana. Its a category 4 storm packing winds of 150 miles per hour. Well have Team Coverage in just minutes. Also breaking here tonight, the shooting of jacob blake by police in kenosha, wisconsin. Now reverberating across the country. Protests breaking out tonight, including one here in oakland in the bay area with fires now being set. And in an unprecedented move tonight, players in the nba, wnba, mlb, and Major League Soccer boycotting tonights games. Athletes protesting in solidarity against racial injustice. Abc 7 news sports director larry beil is live with the details. Larry . Ama, dan, the coronavirus shut down sports for months. The nba restarted in a bubble, but that bubble may be about to burst. Maybe it already did. Not sure tonight. But the lakers and the clippers voted to boycott the rest of the playoffs following that shooting by police in wisconsin. Exactly four years ago today, 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick chose to sit during the National Anthem to protest Police Brutality and social inequality. Well,

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