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These are the same pancakes i always make, it went on and on. It was a hostage situation, and im pretty sure i was the whose taek tanl. I think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. I dont go to work anymore. I dont give in. Becausive hay an assful of this. She had no idea what she was up against. So i dug in, and it was terrible. There were tears, there was a tantrum. There were hysterics. She also cried. But, in the end, i won, she ate the bpancake. You have to stick to your guns, you dont want your kid growing up thinking they can throw a fit and get whatever they want. You do that and the next thing you know they are at the white house convincing people to drink clorox and a bunch of doctors are behind them. Today is National Nurses day. Our president had an event at the white house today to honor nurses where he was asked why he decided not to wear a mask yesterday when he visited the factory where they make masks, and boy, did he have an explanation for that. You ended up not wearing one. Well, i actually did have one one, no. I put a mask on fire a period time. We didnt see you. I cant help it if you didnt see it. How long did you have it on . Not too long, but i had it on, i had it on backstage. Jimmy backstage at the honeywell factory, you know, backstage where the workers get their hair and makeup done. Hes sitting there with a bunch of nurses not wearing a mask saying this. But is it really a surprise . If theres one thing we know from stormy tdaniels, its that using protection isnt his number one concern. He had a sitdown with david muir. He asked the president if he thought the upcomingex wou elec would be a referendum on how he handled the health crisis. Nobody ever has done thing like this. I hope its not solely on what ive done here, because this is a very this is like rubber. Its very, very amorphous. Jimmy okay, so he doesnt know what amorphous means, but go on. But you know what . In a certain way, i hope i can say this to you in a couple months, maybe other best work has been on what weve done with covid19, but, but, we havent gotten, we havent been treated properly. Not me. The army corps of engineers, fema, the medical people, the police, the nurses, everybody, even the doctors. Jimmy even the doctors. Even the people whose opinions i sabotage on a daily basis, theyre not getting credit that i i mean, they deserve. I love how he says he doesnt want credit when hes complaining that he doesnt get credit. And to the people that have lost someone, there is nobody, i dont sleep at nights thinking about it. There is nobody thats taking it harder than me. Jimmy yeah. Nobody take, even in grief, he is number one. No one is taking it harder. Thats why he doesnt sleep at night. The reason you dont sleep at night is because youre up watching fox news and rage tweeting about Kellyanne Conways husband. So trump right now, he is so rea ready to sabotage the stayathome orders so he can start having rallies again. And it would seem his loon squad at fox news, someone at fox seems to have issued a directive, because all of a sudden, most of their onair staff is demanding the country open now it is time to get our country back to work. Computer programs predicted a catastrophe. By now those models have been wrong. Many of them very wrong. I think probably seemed like social distancing would be necessary. There was no real scientific basis for believing that. I think the president is right. Open the economy back up. Youre hearing all these negative news. But theres a huge push to get going in america. We got to get this open. We have to. Who is for freedom, and who is for authoritarianism. Wasnt arthurtarianism one of the characters from game of thrones . During oral arguments for the Supreme Court this morning, listen close limit one of the parties on the line forgot to hit mute while doing his not so civic duty. And what the fcc has said, is when the subject matter ranges to the topic. [ toilet flushing ] its a call that would have been allowed. Jimmy right down the old ruth bader ginsberg. Jim baker took the day off, but his wife lori took the reigns and told the old people who sent their Social Security checks said that jim predicted this coronavirus earlier this year. He prophesied, came and delivered the word from the lord that something worldwide was about to happen. And i remember sitting up on that set, going, wow, when he said worldwide, i literally wrote it down, worldwide. Jimmy oh, my god, he literally wrote it down. Thats big then. He said worldwide. And that means he knew the virus, but by that logic, pit bull predicted the coronavirus back in 2011. In travel news, this is surprising. Carnival cruise lines announced this week that starting august 1st, they will be back on the open sea, and i guess people are going to join them . I dont know, how could anyone book a karn valg cruicarnival c now . I wont even let our show book a tom cruise right now. You have to hand it to carnival. They really steam haeem to havet this all through. Theres never been a better time to take the family on a carnival cruise. Our package features fourstar dining at a dozen restaurants, full open bars day or night. And when any virus inevitably strikes, a respectful burial at sea. Carnival its the way you would have wanted to go jimmy all right, were going to take a break. Well be right back with kevin bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by the firstever buick encore gx. Tomorrow can only be better with wendys breakfast. Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good use yogurt or milk to soothe your skin or you could use schick hydro silk with hypoallergenic serum for the smooth shave we all deserve. Schick hydro silk lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. New force flex plus, bright colors febreze freshness. Pepsi zero sugar all in the cola flavor. None of the sugar. As if an earthquake will never happen or we can do something about it before its too late. Its not a matter of if, but when. Now with affordable coverage options. Choose a policy that works for you. Protect your home with earthquake insurance. Learn more at Earthquake Authority dot com. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Tomorrow night, my guest will be courteney cox, and well have luminaries like Gwyneth Paltrow and many mother by reading real texts from their real moms. Join us for that. Our next guests are a duo of great renown. They are recipients of many accolades. They are beaming to us live from quarantine, please welcome the legally married and widely admired Kyra Sedgwick and kevin bacon. Hello kevin and kyra, how are you . Good. Good. Jimmy would you mind making love on that daybed . Wouldnt be the first time, baby. Jimmy how are things going . Are you getting along . Have you spent this much time together ever before . No. No, weve never spent this much time together. I dont think so. We often talk about our crazy lives and how we live out of suitcases and thats what makes the marriage great, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy what is your key to your relationship in quarantine. I think every couple is searching for it. What have you discovered . Well, go ahead. Shes good with a vacuum. She has vacuum skills i never knew. She makes massive amounts of pound cake. I dont think i heard her use the words pound cake and every two three days theres a pound cake coming out of the oven. Its breakfast of champions every morning. We have something to, corona rules, corona rules is, you know, were living on, in a different set of rules here. Jimmy tell me what the corona rules are. What are they . Slippers, like 18 hours a day. Jimmy okay. Is one. I like it when he wears pants. She wants me to put on pants, which i dont get. Or what else . I, you know, i want him to do things that he wouldnt normally, necessarily do. And it turns out that, you know, im always right about those things, such as, you know, i really insist on making the bed every day. I dont get it. And this is something that hes never gotten, because what im not around he doesnt make the bed. And i always say, not only does it make me just feel better about myself, my selfesteem skyrockets when i make my bed, but also we tonight know what happens between the time that you get out of bed in the morning and you go to bed at night. Nothing happens. All sorts of things could be happening in that bed. And today i, today we went, we woke up. He wakes up like an hour and half earlier than me. He drinks his coffee. I come out, we have some coffee. We take the dog for a walk. We come back. We go in to make the bed, and theres poop on the bed. Inside the sheets jimmy what did you do, kevin . First thing i said was, honey, are you sure it didnt leak out of you . Last night was cinco de mayo. Hes so bad. I took a picture and sent it to the exterminator. Its roof rat poop. So those things are coming into the house onto the bed, so this is why we will never, ever forget to make that bed for the rest of our lives. Jimmy dont open the doors, never mind make the bed. That is terrible exactly. Does that qualify as insult to injury when you get roof rats in your bed during a pandemic . Jimmy you could be the only people to get the norovirus during the time of the coronavirus. Thats exactly what i thought. I was like, wait, dont these things carry diseases . Jimmy so corona rules means there are no rules, it sounds like, other than making the bed. Yeah, no. It means that the rules have shifted. We went for a walk the other day. We go for a walk in the neighborhood. This is funny. Were outside, going down the block, and we see a neighbor standing on the balcony, and he as like, how are you guys doing and we have masks on of course, and he goes, are you new to the neighborhood . No, weve been here four or five years. And we keep walking. And we have a little chat, and about half a block later, kyra goes, do you realize we just had a conversation with a man who wasnt wearing pants . He was not wearing any pants. He had on a shirt. And we were looking up his so thats corona rules. Jimmy i like that. You should share that with people. I think youve coined something. You should make tee shirts or masks or something that say corona rule. So, guys, we asked everyone on our staff to share stories about fights that they are having with their significant others at home. And, so we got some stories. We picked one in particular. When we come back, Kyra Sedgwick and kevin bacon are going to use their considerable acting gifts to bring a reallife argument to life. When we come back, kyra and kevin will fight for our entertainment like gladiators. So please, come back with us. Week one, here we go. Did everybody read the book . [miscellaneous responses of no] [orange] i read it captain. I read it. It was amazing. It opened my eyes. Nah, im just joking. I dont have eyes. [captain] Great Book Club guys. [orange] you know i cant read captain. [captain] Great Book Club guys. We stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. If yoyoull get 2 vyears or 20,000 miles of scheduled carefree maintenance. 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. 5 years of connected services. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Down the road, youll be grateful you bought a volkswagen today. That could mean an increase byin energy bills. You can save by using a fan to cool off. Unplugging and turning off devices when not in use. Or closing your shades during the day. Stay well and keep it golden. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. You know, couples have been cooped up for almost two months now, and inevitably, that leads to some pretty dumb fights. We thought, wouldnt it be fun to see those dumb fights reenacted by real hollywood stars. With that said, its time for dumb couple fights. Our fight tonight comes from a member of our staff at Jimmy Kimmel Live. His name is benjamin. Benjamin writes, my boy friend chris came back from the store with two pints of ice cream, cookies and cream, which we both love and mint chocolate chip, which i hate. But when i went to serve myself some cook eyes and cream he insisted on sharing that pint because it was obvious he wanted more. Please welcome kevin bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Are you ready to rumble . Were ready. Were ready. Jimmy now from beautiful baconwyc manor, we bring you i scream cookies and cream, my favorite. Hows the mint chocolate chip. Not sure, im having cookies and cream. Youre having cookies and cream too . Yeah, why . Is that a problem . Well, you know how much i love cookies and cream. Yeah, weve been together eight and a half years, so yeah, i know how much you love cookies and cream. But you also bought mint chocolate chip, which i hate. Which you dont have to eat. Well run out of cookies and cream because someone who likes mint chocolate chip wants to eat cookies and cream. Maybe someone should do their on shopping next time. Maybe someone who wasnt busy doing literally everything else. Heres your cookies and cream, there you go. Son of a jimmy and scene wow. That was fantastic. [cheers and applause] kevin bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. I dont know if you can get an emmy for that, but i sure hope you do. That was a heck of a way to begin this. If you want to see your dumb fight acted out, tell us what happened to you with the dumbcouplefights. And maybe youll be fortunate enough to have this happen. That was really beautiful. And speaking of beautiful, im making a donation every night to a different charity. You chose six degrees. Org, your charity to support i feed the front. This is your foundation. Tell us what you guys are doing to feed the front. Well, its a pretty cool idea, because very, very small donation or a large donation if you wish, actually supports restaurants, and the restaurant workers. And then they deliver meals, actually, to our Health Care Workers in hospitals. So it really, its, it gives in two ways. In one way youre supporting our Health Care Workers, providing food for them. They need the fuel, theyre out there kicking ass every day, and at the same time youre supporting these small restaurants that are struggling. Jimmy that is a great two for one. I thank a you guys, you are fantastic. The charity, go to sixdegrees. Org ifeedthefront. Kevin bacon, Kyra Sedgwick, thanks so much, well be right back. Thank you. Thank you. I thought i had my moderate to severe ulcerative colitis. Under control. Turns out, it was controlling me. Seemed like my symptoms were. 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If you cant afford your medicine, tomorrow can only be better with wendys breakfast. Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good jimmy we have a moment, i have an email, hellojimmykimmel gmail. Com. Cindy smith asks, is it possible that our hair and nails are growing faster during quarantine times . Think about it, more sleep, less pollution, and for many, less fast food, healthier homecooked food. Just curious. Yeah, i guess it is possible. But if you really think about it, who cares . Okay, all right, send me an email. Thats the time we have. I want to thank kevin bacon, Kyra Sedgwick. Courteney cox will be with us tomorrow. There are only 237 shopping days until chas. The once hardest hit county in the bay area is noticing a worrisome rise in covid19 cases. The covid cases at san quinten prison continue to surge. How it happened and what it means for the marin county hospitals. The 49ers are now flying a black lives matter flag at levi stadium. Some say weve come a long way, others say its not good enough. Temperatures on the rise tomorrow. Ill show you who will feel the heat. Abc7 news at 11 00 starting right now. Building a better bay area for a safe and secure future, this is abc7 news. Tonight, the coronavirus outbreak at san quinten prison is showing no signs of slowing. Right now, more than 10 of the prison population is infected. Kate larson spoke with officials who say they warned this could happen. Kate . Reporter dan, ama, over the weekend, there were about 100 cases at the prison. Then yesterday, more than 300 covid cases. And now today, according to data on the cdc website, 407 inmates and 47 Staff Members are total to 454. I spoke to a local lawmaker tonight who said big mistakes led to this outbreak. There was a series of gaffes that led to this crisis. All of

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