Last night i complicated the president , commended him for not throwing a tantrum after 16yearold Greta Thunberg was named person of the year by time magazine. We all knew he wanted to be person of the year, we know it bothered him. He showed uncharacteristic restraint. He was on Good Behavior. Sadly that Good Behavior lasted just under 24 hours. This morning he wrote, so ridiculous, greta must work on her anger management problem, then go to a good oldfashioned movie with a friend, chill greta chill. Says the sweaty old man who was mad at a magazine because they didnt put him on the cover. The fact that Greta Thunberg is a teenager makes this especially insane. Im old enough to remember a time when everyone at the white house had a fullblown hissy fit because a witness at trumps impeachment hearing had the gall to say the word barron in a completely benign fashion. That time was last tuesday by the way. I guess things have changed. The first lady did not tweet about this actual attack on a child. But this kid greta is very good. Right after trump tweeted she changed her twitter bio to a teenager working on her anger management problem. Chilling and watching a good oldfashioned movie. [ cheers and applause ] trump hasnt been roasted that thoroughly since the last time he locked himself in his tanning bed. This is from the official trump war room account managed business his campaign. They photoshopped his head on gretas body. Which would not be the first time donald trump has imagined himself on the top of a young womans body. [ moans and groans ] the idea orange hulk would accuse anyone else of having an anger problem . For more lets go to the tape. What a stupid question that is. What a stupid question. But i watch you a lot, you ask a lot of stupid questions. Should the woman quiet, quiet. Get him out of here. Get out excuse me, sit down, you werent called, sit down, sit down. Go back to univision. Quiet, quiet. Quiet. Id like to punch him in the face, ill tell you. Hes a sleaze. Why am i youre a sleaze. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Since you are attacking our News Organization not you. Your organizations terrible. Quiet. Knock the crap out of him, would you . The zen master. No one has been less selfaware than this man. Hooking a child with aspergers because shes more popular than he is. This tweet has the potential to get interesting. The tweet trump was responding to when he wrote this was written by roma downey congratulating greta. Trump didnt like that, which is dangerous to do, because roma downey is married to mark burnett, the producer of the apprentice. So far we havent seen any of the raw footage from that show, but if trump starts a war with Mark Burnetts wife he could let that footage out and well get all the unedited video of who the hell knows what, trump crushing a sudafed and snorting it off the conference table . Maybe punching don jr. In the face . Pulling his penis out and forcing meatloaf to say how fat it is . [ laughter ] maybe that could be how Greta Thunberg saves the world. I should point out greta was not the only target of the president s thumb war. He had a banner day. He tweet asked or retweeted 91 times before noon today. If you do anything 91 times before noon you belong in a mental institution. They called ate tweet storm but that doesnt capture it. We should come up with a new term for when he does this, like a donsoon, a liefoon, a tittytwister. This was the president s official schedule for the day. Brief speech at 11 15. Intelligence briefing at noon. A party at 7 00. People in assisted living facilities do more than this in a day. Were spending a huge amount of energy trying to remove a man from office who is never in his office. That Party Tonight is by the way the white house congressional ball. Its him with members of congress, great timing on that. Last night trump presided over the hanukkah celebration and what a lovefest. Melania ate it up. Were thrilled, thank you, i love you too, thank you. I love ivanka. I love our first lady. Jimmy i think we witnessed the moment the first ladys soul exited her body. A shoutout to rightwing radio host mark levin, who took time to get to the podium. Where are you . I saw him. That is mark . Come on, mark. Get your way up. Make a path. Like we used to say in the military, make a path. Jimmy right, like i used to like we used to say in the military i wasnt in. The military . Christmas is two weeks are you ready for christmas, guillermo . Yes, jimmy. Jimmy have your shopping done . Halfway. Jimmy who do you have to buy for . My wife and my son. Jimmy okay. Thats your whole family, right . Yeah. Jimmy were going to work on it after the show. My mom, my grandma, my cousin. Jimmy what does benji, your son, want . New ipad. Jimmy are you going to get that for him . Yes, of course. 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The tree fort. 89. 95. Mind if i join you . Locks sold separately. Yeah, no problem. Available at evergreens. Jimmy you know, were three weeks away not only from the end of the year, but from the end of the decade. I think we can all agree that this is a very stupid time to be alive. We asked people on the street about a bunch of Current Events we made up. These are news items that did not occur in 2019. Or ever. Did that stop people from weighing in on them . Lets find out in this year of wasnt edition of lie witness news. Were talking about the biggest news stories of 2019. North and south korea were united. Was that a big moment of happiness for you . You know, i actually watched that live, yeah. It was a good thing to see donald trump going there and making peace. I watched it on tv, watched north korea and south korea, i believe they went somewhere, they met and did that peaceful thing. Yeah. It was a really good thing. Do you remember when the government shut down because the president couldnt get a mcrib. Back in january, yeah. Where were you when you heard . I was at work. I work at a natural gas company. Its very conservative so im aware of that kind of stuff. Ankle me when kellyanne came in with a bucket of mcribs and said, now the government can reopen, were you shocked . I thought it was funny, i would have done the same, yeah. How many mcribs did she have in that bucket . 40, quite a bit. The kanye west, were you surprised when she grabbed the mike from Greta Thunberg . Absolutely not, hes known for that type of stuff, i was not shocked. What was the look on get that thunbergs face . Oh my gosh, she was in shock, i would have had the same reaction. What did you think when you saw bill cosbys comeback comedy tour . He looks good for his age, not going to lie. Were you a little proud of him . Its tough to say im proud of bill cosby. I guess everybody does their own thing. Why did President Trump pardon millie, but not vanilly . Because of a different religion i believe . Because one is black and one is white. The james bond role did you think it was good . Hes handsome and he fits the character perfectly. What did you think when you saw Nathan Landis for james bond. Were you excited . I was excited. I couldnt wait to see the movie. Were you outraged when the president made friendship bracelets with the taliban . At camp david . I dont agree with a lot of things he does. Kind of outraged about it. That was one thing that pissed me off. Where did you see this story the first time . I dont remember exactly. I live with my sugar daddy. Hes always ranting about trump. Trump did this, trump did that, blah, blah, blah. Whats your sugar daddys name . Dean buggerfield. How did you feel about Billie Eilish performing bad guy did it feel like a stunt . No, hes a bad guy. George bush, imagine what he did to the economy. It freakin sucks. The way stuff is going, i dont know. I think Billie Eilish did a good job by performing bad guy. I love that song. You wouldnt lie. I wouldnt lie. Im like abraham lincoln. I dont tell a lie, i never tell a lie, ever, ever. Im 100 all day, every day, every night, till the day i die. Jimmy and probably well after that, too. All right, one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night, means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] you have [ bleep ] hard and you [ bleep ] is impressive, and i just want to [ bleep ] you all. Thank you all for being here today. Im really looking forward to [ bleep ]ing as many of you as time permits before i got to get back on the bus. America, are you sick and tired yet of this impeachment [ bleep ]. Officers are launching a heat is on campaign, plus, spreading Holiday Cheer through some big [ bleep ]. Im gayle king. 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Monday at 10 00 eastern, 9 00 central. Here on abc. I also want to mention that, as of yesterday, the book that i wrote and illustrated became a number one New York Times bestseller. The serious goose. All the money i make from the sale of this book goes to Childrens Hospital here in l. A. And Childrens Hospitals all over the united states. You can buy it wherever they sell books and if you want an autographed copy go to theseriousgoose. Com to get one signed by me. In great, big black sharpie just like the president of the united stas. Our first guest is a golden globenominated actor and rapper and bottled water too. You know her from the movie crazy rich asians. Starting tomorrow you can see her alongside Dwayne Johnson and kevin hart in jumanji the next level. Please welcome awkwafina. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Hey, congratulations on your golden globe nomination. Thank you. Jimmy that came on monday, right . Yes, came out on monday. Jimmy thats a very exciting thing. Yeah, yeah. Very exciting. Jimmy was it very exciting . Were you up waiting to hear if youd get nominated . Um, no. Jimmy okay. Good, good. And not because, you know, i had korean barbecue the night before, and it was very rich, and so i, i fell asleep, and i woke up, and i saw like a flurry of messages as i was waking up as if someone died. Jimmy youd forgotten what was happening . Yeah, sure, yeah. I didnt, i wasnt reminded that they had come out that day. Jimmy i see. Yeah, so it was that. And yeah, but jimmy that would be weird if somebody did remind you, because then it puts a lot of pressure on being nominated. Someones like, by the way, nominations in the morning, and then its like, what if they dont happen, then that persons a jerk. Yeah, sure. The nominations in general, like the wrong date, never mind. Jimmy you know what im saying. Its all this korean barbecue. That knocks you out, huh . Knocked me out, yeah. It was really great, though. Jimmy you brought something that i it tickled me greatly, i have to say. Your family was very excited. Yes, they were. Jimmy they started Group Texting you. Yes. Jimmy explain what im about to see. My aunt linda is a little bit of a nut. Jimmy theres always an aunt linda, and shes always a nut. I dont want to be like raining congratulations, it was just an odd text for the nature of it. Jimmy so first of all, i like the name of the group, which is akwafina fan club. Congrats, were so proud of you, omg, congratulations, congrats nora, thats your real name, congrats, this is awesome. You say thank you guys, when you finally wake up. Then lets zoom in on aunt linda. Here we go. Jimmy seriously, fam, curb yourselves of gluten, grains and beans, read up on lectin and how it poisons your body over time. You all need to try intermittent fasting. Do the 16hour fast and try to eat one meal a day or do every other hour a day. Cut out corn and soy, and even the organic kind. The seeds are all gmo. What a beautiful congratulations that was from aunt linda. I know, love her. Jimmy aunt linda is not coming to the show i guess . No. Jimmy shes not even allowed at the farmers market, your aunt linda. I think she yells at the people at the farmers market, for sure. Shes that type. Jimmy shes like that. Aunt linda. Jimmy nothing more that you need to say than that. Aunt linda. All of that, yeah, pretty much. Jimmy you used to work at a video store. Yes, i did. Jimmy how long ago was that . When i was 16 years old. Jimmy okay, so still at the end of video stores really, right . That was the whole thing. It was constant just well, you know were getting put out of business. Thats how we operated. Jimmy that was how they explained not giving you a raise . For everything. Well, were going to be out of business. Were going to be a thing of the past. Jimmy did they go out of business eventually . Yes. Jimmy they were right. Exactly. Jimmy did you hear from those people you used to work with in the store . Yeah, my video store manager texted me congratulations. Thats how i knew somebody didnt die, i was like, why . You know. Yeah, it was a great store. Jimmy were you active in recommending films to people, things you wanted them to watch . Yeah, always, they would ask me, and i would tell them, yeah. Jimmy would they get mad if you recommended something and they did not like it . Yes, there was one person who hated inconvenient truth. And the next day, what kind of movie was this . I was like, a documentary. Jimmy was that person wearing a red hat . With four letters on it by any chance . Possibly, yes. Jimmy what was the first movie you ever saw, do you remember . Yeah, when i was young, one of the first movies i ever saw was a a league of their own. Beetlejuice. And private parts. Jimmy Howard Sterns movie. Yeah. Jimmy how old were you . 7 or 8. Jimmy thats the perfect age for private parts. And just trying to figure out everything thats happening. Yeah. Jimmy was that the work of your dad . My dad and my uncle were obsessed with howard stern. My uncle had the private parts book and my dad had private parts on laser disk. And i was like, who is this guy with the Empire State Building there. Jimmy it was in the media. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so you were fascinated with this . Yeah, and my dad was also obsessed with recording the e show on and taping it and hoarding the tapes. Jimmy and would you watch that with him . Sometimes, yeah. Jimmy that was a very dirty television show. Very graphic, yeah. Jimmy so it was okay, you guys would watch it together . No, it wasnt okay. It was mortifying as i look back now. Just like the different contests and whatnot. Jimmy yeah. And then when i was in my 20s, like years later, we found the tapes and he was like, you want to watch some . It still didnt get better. Jimmy didnt get better. Its like, yeah, dad, this stucks. Jimmy dad was not uncomfortable at all. Dad loves stern. Jimmy in certain company, not with your daughter. Cant leave the room, yeah, yeah. Jimmy wow. And aunt linda allowed this to happen . No. No. Probably not. I dont think aunt linda would jimmy shes pretty focussed on corn right now. Grains, yes. Jimmy well take a break, well see a clip from jumanji the next level. Awkwafina is with us, be right back. Crunoh, whos winning . Nd cheesy perfection im talking about cheezit, the perfect cheesy snack to watch the game with. Yeah, ya know, i almost went pro but i blew out my knee you dont have any knees, cheese. Man. Cheezit. Official sponsor of the College Football playoff struggling to clean toughm mr. Clean. Bathroom messes with sprays . Then you gotta try mr. Clean magic erasers. Just wet. Squeeze. And erase tough messes around your bathtub and shower. Mr. Clean magic erasers. Theres no clean like mr. Clean delivered to your car door so you can do more. Try drive up at target. 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You know . Jimmy have you bought yourself a house . Where do you live now . I just moved to l. A. Jimmy you did. Okay. Did you do that because you really wanted to or you felt like for professional reasons it would be better . You know, i did want to, because i love l. A. , and ill tell you why i love l. A. , growing up in new york. My dream was always to drive a car to target, go to target. You load your things in there. Your thongs in there. And then, and then you drive home, and then you go into the mouth of your house and drop off what you bought, instead of taking four trains home with like, you know, a small house, you know . Jimmy yeah, you know what . Im totally with you on that. I like to go to costco, and i like to get stuff i dont need. Yeah. Jimmy like 48 batteries. Yeah jimmy and i think about that all the time when im in new york, because ive never lived in new york city. Im like, how are these people bulk shopping . Theyre not. They are, and theyre bringing on the train, you know what its like holding a 48pack of tissue paper . Jimmy ive seen people doing that, yeah, and its no good. Its no good. Jimmy you, being a home owner, is that stressful for you . You know, i thought i would be a really chill homeowner, like come on by, dude. I have a friend thats been living there for a long time or something, but no, im horrible. I have a mini stroke, a friend clogged my downstairs toilet and i found myself yelling at him like my dad would, you know i have to pay for everything that happens in this house, right . And i do my little, walk over to things, check out a crack, i always have a thing. Jimmy uhhuh. My dad was always checking the walls. Yeah. Jimmy and we always made fun of him. Your hands are on the walls, why are your hands on the walls . Now i find myself looking at the walls and going why are these children putting their hands on the walls this little titanic smear, yeah, yeah. Exactly, yeah. Jimmy are you that all balanced all the time that you have to spiderman is in the house, theyre all over the walls. Yes. Jimmy yeah, you have to protect the walls. Protect the walls at all costs. Jimmy whats going on for christmas . You have a plan . You going home . Um, probably not. My dad ruined thanksgiving, ive had enough. Yeah. Im probably going to stay home. Jimmy you know what would be a fun thing, invite your friends over to the house, let them clog up the toilets. No no. Yeah, i mean jimmy the yuletide clog. It will be a tradition for you. That would be very festive, yes. Jimmy its very good to see you. The movie is called jumanji the next level. It opens in theaters tomorrow, everybody. Be right back. We dont see who youre against, our or for, whether tomorrow will be light or dark, all we see in you, is a spark we see your kindness and humanity. The strength of each community. The more we look the more we find, the sparks that make america shine. 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Earlier this month, our next guest received the breakthrough performance award from the National Board of review, which is a very good board of review. He stars in Clint Eastwoods newest richard jewell. It opens tomorrow. Please welcome Paul Walter Hauser. [ cheers and applause ] great, great. Jimmy that will be your theme song, whenever you come to this show. Thank you. Jimmy you will be serenaded with that. I was hoping for that or iris by the goo goo dolls. Its a little more personal, though, a little more personal. Buddy, ive been here before. Jimmy to the show . Yeah, not as a guest, obviously, you would remember that. Jimmy yeah. I sat, no, i sat, this is years ago, me and my buddy scott daly sat the second row like where you guys are there. The episode i still remember it because youre that good. It was Javier Bardem and it was flava flav. Jimmy wow. Good show, good show. What year was this . How long ago . This must have 2013 or i dont know. Jimmy how many children was flava up to . I havent kept count like i told him i would. He was here slinging he had spicy chicken, he gave it to the audience. Jimmy oh, right, it was a cooking demonstration. It felt like a dream, not an aspirational dream, but a dream like how much did i drink last night. It was good, it was fine. It was fun. Jimmy yes, he opened a, not a chain maybe, i dont know if it still exists, but he opened his own Fried Chicken restaurant. You know what it is . Its a saturated market. Theres a lot of fast food options. Jimmy its a literally saturated market. Where are you from . Where did you grow up . Saginaw, michigan. [ cheers and applause ] i didnt know wed get that response. Thats great. Jimmy our warmup guy, don, is from saginaw, and he tells the audience this every single night, and no one really ever cares, but he tells everybody every single night. You both are saginawens. What do you go by . Saggenawesome. Jimmy that would make for a nice tee shirt. Someone is literally making plans for it as they watch this show. Jimmy i know you probably got here by a plane or Something Like that, but why did you move to los angeles . I wanted to act. I immersed myself my entire life. I was obsessed with it. And i went to be a background extra in a movie, and it was a movie written and directed by lance black, he wrote milk. He won an Academy Award for writing milk which is a beautiful film. Jimmy right. And i just saw him at the audition, and i figured im not going to get a speaking part, so i wanted to congratulate him. I said hey, i just wanted to say congrats on milk, its a beautiful film. I love your speech, im a christian. And when you said god doesnt hate gay people that brought me to tears, that needs to be said, thank you. I said what i felt. I was ready to walk away, and he said there might be a part for you, let me get your name, and he brought me back, and i booked like a big part in the movie. Jimmy he remembered you from that . From that. He brought me back. Jimmy he didnt even know if you could act and he gave you that part . I did have to audition, but i was pretty, i was aggressive and immersive. The guys i was auditioning against worked at like sam goody. You know. They didnt work at they werent as obsessed as i was. Jimmy this is back home. This was back home in michigan. I made some money and moved to l. A. Two months later. It was crazy. Jimmy you made the money and that got you out here. Yeah. Jimmy do you keep in touch with him at all . I try not to bother him. Hes a busy guy, got a family, doing speaking engagements. I text him once a year to say lance black gave me my start. Jimmy i bet he takes pleasure in that. Hes going to be excited to see you in this movie. Well, you know. By theway, which i thought was great and you were fantastic in it. Its called richard jewell. This is the story of the man who is now deceased, who was wrongly accused of planting a bomb at the olympics in atlanta. It was and its, you know it is a sad story for sure. Its heavy, you know. Its one of those movies that, its sort of like you have to google it afterwards because some of the things seem so unbelievable. And then you find out theyre real, but its pretty jawdropping. And painful. But we kept it light on the set. We had guys like Sam Rockwell Jimmy by the way, speaking of it being real, i mentioned this to sam rockwell when he was here. I was there, in, i was working in a radio station, i was in the parking lot. Oh, seriously. Jimmy at Richard Jewells apartment complex. What . Jimmy with the media that was depicted in the film. And it looked and it is exactly as i remembered it. I mean exactly as i remembered it, and its a very strange experience to see that. Its almost watching like a home movie or something, but i happened to be there covering the olympics. I was a sports guy on the radio station. And this happened. It became the big story, and we were out in the parking lot just waiting for something. I dont know what. Thats nuts. That was the 24 7 news cycle, it was the advent of that. Suddenly, everybodys like, maybe well just stay here to see what we get and well put it on whenever, you know. Jimmy is it intimidating to be directed by Clint Eastwood . No, and it should have been. And i dont say that out of any poise or arrogance. Its like he puts you at ease. He reminds you, hes a film fan himself, and a lot of the great directors ive worked with, spike lee, Clint Eastwood, they all show that theyre still fans and people and family men, so it deescalates the nerves, but i was more nervous to meet bobbi jewell, richards mom. That was crazy. Jimmy oh, you met his mother. She came onto the Warner Brothers lot and i was like, i got the part, holy cow. And they came back, youve got to meet the people. Oh. But she couldnt have been sweeter. And she goes, you look just like richard. You look just like my son. Jimmy wow. And she says youre doing things like him that you dont even know youre doing like him. It felt like the ultimate signoff to get her approval. Jimmy i would imagine so. Were you intentionally doing things like him . I was looking for bombs in the office. No. I was very i think just inherent stuff, you know. We do have similar tendencies and traits, you know. Im sure. Jimmy you do, you think so, huh . More than, a lot of the characters i play, whether good guys or scummy guys, i got a lot in common with a lot of them. Theres a reason i get these parts, know what i mean . Theres a reason. Jimmy do you think that Clint Eastwood is someone you will keep in touch with regularly . Over the course of your life . God, i hope so. I hope hes not sick of me. Hes been seeing a lot of me recently. I make him laugh, too, you know. Im the same i dont know how to put on airs. Im the same person with everybody. I had fun making him laugh. Just keeping it real. Jimmy what makes Clint Eastwood laugh . I think spontaneity. Hes so used to what he does. Hes made like 30some movies. I just tried like you know. Keeping it moving. Keeping the improv. There was a day when we did the karaoke scene, which thank god isnt in the film, seriously. Jimmy oh really. We had a karaoke scene that got cut. And clint looked at me and goes, as if there wasnt enough pressure, and goes, do you even know how to sing . And i just, everyones looking, like 40 crew members are looking at my after he says that and i go l is for the way you look at me im talkin to you, clinty i did a whole Frank Sinatra thing and he was cracking up and he looked at me and he goes, always with the tricks, this guy, you got to look out for this guy. Jimmy you did a terrific job in the movie, richard jewell, it opens in theaters tomorrow. Paul Walter Hauser, everybody. Be right back with mark ronson and Anderson Paak dicky to see more music check out 4 x far music and adventure festival, january 18th and 19th. For tickets and more information. The Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank awkwafina and Paul Walter Hauser. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song then there were two, mark ronson and anderson. Paak. 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