Candidate is Donald Jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. He was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7 30 a. M. And wrote look whats going on in orlando, florida right now. People have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. See you later. This is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. Trump really wanted a big crowd for this. He was pushin it like a coworker with an improv show. Yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. Looks to be setting records. Records. Were building large movie screens to care of people. Somehows of peop thousands of people are already lined up. Big screens, hes doing more for the people at his rally in orlando than he did for all of puerto rico after the hurricane. But [cheers and applause] but those are his people and it was quite the scene in orlando. The president s fox friends were on the ground this morning to chat it up with supporters who decided to camp out overnight. Launcren, people have been camped out for days . Let me show what you this line looks like this morning. Its nearly doubled. Hundreds of people have been out here for hours, including these ladies. We have maria, nancy and jenny, all from florida. They got here yesterday at 3 30 in the afternoon. Maria, why are you here . Why are you camping out . I just came to support our country and support our president and i just love how much he hates. How about you . He says all the things i want to say because id probably get fired and lose custody of my iguana. I just wanted a reason to wear this tank top again, and i saw a bunch of white people in line so i joined in. Usa, usa, build the wall hillary sucks lock her up lock her up build a wall jimmy and that went on for another 45 minutes. The only thing a 73yearold golfer should be announcing is his retirement. This is the headline on the opinion page of the orlando sentinel. Our endorsement for president 2020, not donald trump. [ applause [ applause ] anyone other than him. Its crazy that florida basically gets to decide our election. Its like letting your dog decide whats for dinner every night, wan that saiand with tha time for this week in florida. A florida man hospitalized after he and his grandmother did some coke and ate a puffer fish. Jimmy i like a close family. Thats nice. The president is very mad right now at his bffs at fox news. Their latest polling showed him trailing five democratic candidates, joe biden, Bernie Sanders, elizabeth warren, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg polled ahead of trump, some well ahead of trump. [cheers and applause] so fox news did something inexcusable, they reported this on television which made the orange man very red. He lashed out at fox. He wrote fox news polls are always bad for me. They were against crooked hillary also. Something weird going on at fox. This is a shame. You hate to see a couple fighting in public, but then he add th added, i didnt spend 30 hours with abc news. More fake news, brett baier. One exchange that stood out above all the others was the coughfefe involving his chief of staff. He kicked him out of the office on camera because he was coughing during the interview, which is an interesting look into his mind, but the author of the art of the deal spent a lot of time with him. When you think of mick mull vain ey vainy, and he says get out of the room because you coughed, to know trump is to hate trump. To know trump is to hate trump, meaning everybody who knows him, deep down hates him [ applause ] jimmy can you be more specific . Are you saying would he be fun on a camping trip for instance . This is how politicians embarrass themselves in pakistan. This was on facebook live. Some pakistani officials were talking to reporters, and somebody on the social media team neglected to switch the cat filter off. So this guy is a regional minister. He had no idea he had whiskers and ears while he was talking. They should do that at the democratic debates. It would be fun to see joe biden and Bernie Sanders go at each other with the snapchat baby filter on, you know . This is a big thing on facebook. The gender reveal videos. Have you seen these . These are where real people reveal whether theyre having a boy or a girl in a very extravagant and elaborate way. I guess theyre fun for the families involved, with the exception of this guy in tennessee, who learned very early on how difficult fatherhood can be. Ready . Four, three, two, one, jimmy good thing shes pregnant already. So yesterday for fathers day we unveiled our annual youtube challenge and we do it every year, we asked kids to throw a slice of cheese on their dads face. And while it was a lot of fun, the face cheese, next year i think maybe we might try this. This is from a young man in miami gardens, florida, who found a very creative way to prank his grandma. Mommy. [ speaking in Foreign Language ] hello. [ speaking in Foreign Language ] [ bleep ]. Jimmy the flipflop phone. [ applause ] very well done. There should be an award for this sort of, this is another amazing piece of tape. This is video of a man who works at a pizza place here in Southern California who did something that can only be described as magical. Now here he is, pizza, oh, yeah, right there. Carries on with his day. Lets take a look at that again in slow motion if we could. You see one handed i drops, hes like, oh, ill put it right there. Hes the Sully Sullenberger of pizza, and he is here with us tonight from toppers pizza in camarillo, california. Thanks for coming. [cheers and applause] first of all, incredible, just unbelievable. How long have you been working at toppers . Three years. Jimmy what is your position there . Assistant manager. Jimmy did they promote you to that because of that move . No. Jimmy you were already assistant manager. Did they look at that and go, this guys got to run the store . We got to fire whoevers running things . Nah. Jimmy the videos been seen 7. 5 million times . Yeah. Jimmy how many times have you watched it . Probably a million times. Jimmy i would watch it 2 million. So are people now recognizing you in the store or coming in to see you in the store . Yes. Jimmy and what do they say to you . Are new that video . Im like, yeah, that was me. Jimmy and thats it . Pretty much. Some people here and there want to take a picture. Jimmy did you burn yourself . Yeah, a little on the wrist. Jimmy did you miss any work . No. No. Jimmy look at that, thats unbelievable. [cheers and applause] had you ever done anything like this before . Catching pizza . Jimmy yeah. Um, no. Jimmy no, no. If it was a pineapple pizza, would you have let it fall on the floor . It just, maybe. Jimmy maybe. Catch it, maybe. Jimmy have you received a call from the president or an invitation to the white house or anything like that . No. Jo jimmy who would you like to play you when they make a movie about this story . Is there an actor in mind that you would like to have that role . Tom hanks. Jimmy tom hanks. All right, a little age difference, but, well, we wanted to celebrate this incredible achievement. So tonight we reached out to the governor of california, gavin newsom and asked him to honor you in some way. We were thinking hed name a bridge after you, a street, an expressway, anyway, he didnt call back, but we dont need the governor, because i will say this. By the power vested in me as a television host, i hereby declare june 18 to be Christian Valadez day. [cheers and applause] beautiful. You can see. And most importantly these golden oven mitts so you never burn your magic fingers again. Christian, not only are we honoring christian here in california, your amazing feat is inspiring celebrations all around the world. Lets go to the board in washington, d. C. Tonight, in croatia, in austin, texas. You can see the philippines, spain is having a celebration. Pyongyang, north korea is celebrating. Tallahassee, florida. And even bangkok, thailand. So congratulations, christian. We salute you with a bouquet, what do those flowers smell like . Pepperoni. Jimmy pepperoni roses, and i am also proud to present you with the nobel pizza prize. There it is. Congratulations to you. [cheers and applause] anything on this special day on this special moment that you would like to say to america . Thank you for all the support, shout out to jesse, my general manager. And eat more pizza [cheers and applause] jimmy congratulations. Christian valadez, everyone. Take a bow, and eat your flowers. 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Our first guest tonight is a very funny and beautifully groomed actor, comedian and host who checks another bucket off his list as host of the classic game show card sharks. Watch it wednesday nights here on abc. Please welcome joel mchale. [cheers and thank you. Its me, carlos santana. Jimmy no, no, youre not carlos santana. Thats a different person. Hes outside, and he has a guitar. He has a skill. Jimmy do you play any instruments . I played piano for two years. I hated every minute of it, and when my mom said fine, you can quit, but you will regret this. And shes absolutely right. Jimmy do you encourage your children now to learn an in instrument . Yes, they play x box, and i want them to start making money at it soon. Its time for them to start contributing. Jimmy i saw you a couple weeks ago and you told me that this is a lie. Jimmy on fathers day you were going to play in a fortnight tournament. Yeah, yeah. Joi jimmy was that for you. Yeah, look at me. My boys love fortnight. We got them off of it to something less addictive, fentanyl. No. I, youre clapping for fentanyl. Thats correct. Jimmy if you were addicted to fentanyl, youd clap for it, too. Kimmel gave out fentanyl. Jimmy take that, ellen she just hands out edibles. Everyones just mellow. Yeah, it was for fathers day, i was invited to play fortnight. I am not good at all. Jimmy now invited for fortnight, you played in a tournament, right . It was like the 50 best players and then a bunch of yahoos who are like, which button do i push to start . Jimmy you were a yahoo . I came out with the loser fruit. You guys know the loser fruit . That kid, whoevers clapping jimmy im going to say the green melon is the loser fruit. How dare you. I dont know why you dont like melon. Jimmy not having that. Grape. Wait, ive never seen you do space work like that. Jimmy yeah. Watch this, this is, youve never seen that . I grew up in las vegas. Im a performer. Its true. Jimmy this is how i eat fruit salad on a plane, oh, great, orange melon. Oh, apple. And then your wife jimmy you can have the green. Thats how it goes. Sorry, i didnt mean to derail you. You were playing fortnight. I swear to you, your space work is better than my game play. No, but they, loser fruit was my partner. Jimmy this is a person. Everybody was there. Aden was there, myth was there. Tim the tap man. Oh, i already, dylan francis, he was there. Jimmy these are like Famous Players of the game . They are so much more famous than you or santana or anybody else. Jimmy the kids all know it. Its a religion. Jimmy do they recognize them . Do they know what they look like . My sons who are right there, they are like loser fruits boyfriend is right there, theyre direct eye contact and handshaking. Jimmy did that make them feel cool because you were with loser fruit . No, before the game they were like dont [ bleep ], dont embarrass us. Jimmy they would have been embarrassed if your play was not good. How was your play . Embarrassing. It was like your space work. Id like to see you light an imaginary cigar right now, just for fun. Jimmy after the commercial break, well do that. Grab me an imaginary cigar, a cuban, none of that mexican stuff. You play in this tournament. I was bad. I didnt get any kills. Which i was like, maybe thats a good thing. Jimmy yes. And my kids had a lot of questions, and they, you know, it was a good, i think it was a good fathers day for them because i got to meet their heroes, and they got swagged. It was great. Jimmy sounds like a Great Fathers day for them. For you maybe not as good as it could have been. I was exhausted. Jimmy i want to shift over to your father. Yes. Jimmy because you posted a couple things about your own dad. Thats my dad, thats not my dad, thats a dog. Thats my dad. Jimmy your dad looks like he would play your dad in the tv movie about your dad. My dad looks like hes been taken over by an alien species and is driving to the mothership. This is us. Im reading the secret. And thats my brother. He still looks very much the same. Thats my other brother. Thats in a vw camper van, a micro bus. Thats not like a setup. That is, that really happened. That looks like a commercial. Jimmy this makes me so mad at my parents. Why . Jimmy because we had nothing like this, nothing. Did you ever go camping . Jimmy my father would make me do yard work and yell at me. Yeah, but. Jimmy and that was on the holidays. But you lived in las vegas. Wasnt your back yard just a stinking desert . Jimmy sometimes wed ride to california from las vegas and our car would always break down around barstow and wed call sears and be towed back to town. That was our camping. You got to spend time in barstow . Jimmy they have a great mcdonalds. And your mom would be green melon for everyone that micro bus, my dad bought it used. Jimmy its awesome, by the way. The owner of that, he lived on a steep hill, we went for a test drive, we loved it. My dad parked it, i was the first out and i released the emergency brake as i used it as a railing. Jimmy oh, no. And then the car began to go away. And my dad, to this day, its the fastest hes ever run. And he did a full superman dive across the seats. And he said i was lying down on the passenger seat and had to put myself upright and pull the emergency brake. Jimmy oh, my and all of us flew forward and fell on top of him, and were like, this is the greatest car you got to buy this, dad it has a ghost driver and everything. Jimmy no wonder he looks so serious, yeah. I sounded like phyllis diller. Jimmy that is an act of heroism on behalf of your dad and his trusty sidekick. We look like drug dealers in the movie blow. Theres not that much hair left on any of us. Jimmy well, that is quite a story. Would you take your dad out to dinner or anything on sunday . Jimmy we played softball. Oh, thats right. Jimmy he was catching and i was pitching, and i would pitch and then whatever the ball, and my dad would forget to throw me another ball, and id be dad, i need another ball, huh . I need another ball. Hed throw the ball back, and that was our day, really. Wow. Your dad sounds like a [ bleep ]. Jimmy no. Were going to get as far as barstow. Jimmy that was not, we we poor. We couldnt afford a camper van like the mchale family, riding around like the partridges, singing in towns and, and entertaining the villagers. You know what . I realize [ applause ] yeah. My childhood was pretty good. Jimmy apology accepted. Joel mchale is here. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by sabra hummus, feel good food. Roasted pine nuts. Mmm this red pepper. Thats spicy stuff. Fresh flavor. Feel good food. Sabra hummus. I just had sabra hummus and now i feel good and after work im learning to cook at a restaurant. 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Yes. [cheers and applause] its as big as fortnight. Jimmy bob eubanks, was he the host of card sharks . Yes, in 1923. It was a radio show at that time. You take huge playing cards. If you get a queen, i go higher or lower, and the person goes lower, and then theyre wrong. No. Im kidding, theyre usually right, and they can win like 500,000. Jimmy is it really that much money . Its actually 650, so you could win some money, jimmy. Jimmy 650,000 . Yes. Jimmy has anybody . I guess you cant say. We did give away 200 grand to a guy last week who was so happy that he died. No, he did a dance, he kissed me. Jimmy really . His whole life changed, and then he wasted it all on fentanyl. No. This is an earlier reverence. [cheers and applause] but i felt like i was actually doing some good, when i gave it away, he even said my whole life has changed. I was like, thats amazing, and i felt like i had actually done something. It wasnt my money, but it was actually deeply rewarding. Jimmy nanother shark theme, youre going to be a part of shark week on discovery. Yeah. Jimmy what do you do . Its a version of card sharks with actual sharks. And one shark won a house. And jimmy whats he going to do with it . It was above ground, so he promptly also died. It was terrible. No, im going to scuba dive with sharks, apparently. Jimmy oh, great idea. Yeah, and im not certified for scuba diving until this morning. Jimmy this morning. Yeah, i crawled into a pool and the guys like, heres the deal. Jimmy who are you going with to do this . Rob riggle. This is, were going to push riggle toward the sharks. Jimmy why rob . Why would he get pushed toward the sharks . Hes an eczexeczemxeczema Anthony Anderson and i. Jimmy yeah, you guys will be chum. Im go being to cing to cry sharks. Jimmy you also have your first standup comedy special on amazon. It is joel mchale, live from pyongyang. Yep. Jimmy i do not recall you going to north korea. I dont either, but listen, yeah, no, yeah, they, okay, we shot it in san jose. And which is very similar to north korea. Jimmy it is a lot like north korea. Los gatos is nice, but downtown san jose, no. Jimmy i would bet that even after people watch the special half of them will still think youre in north korea, if they even know pyongyang is in north korea. Think about that. Did you know pyongyang was in north korea . Yes you all are lying. Pyongyang, we thought that was a type of drum jimmy its great to see you. Please buy the special because i want to take jimmy and his wife out to a big bowl of jimmy i dont think you have to green melon. Its on amazon prime. So youve already bought it. Jimmy youve already bought it. Thank you. I didnt realize that. Jimmy joel mchale card sharks airs wednesdays at 9 00 p. M. On abc. Well be right back with betty gilpin. The greater than ever corolla. Lets go places. Woman 1 this is my body of proof. Man 1 proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. 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Ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. Jimmy our next guest is an you know her from glow on netflix. Next, she stars with Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista in the action comedy stuber. It opens in theatres july 12th. Please welcome betty gilpin. Jimmy hows it goin . Its good. Has that ever come up and a persons just passed out or dead . What if i had died . Jimmy not yet, but i guess we could release a gas in there and see what would happen. The adrenaline is crazy. Jimmy the last time you were here youd recently suffered a concussion. Yes, yes. Jimmy is everything all right now . Everythings good, now. Jimmy did you know that job was going to be physically, even real wrestling isnt real, right, but whoa, whoa, whoa. Jimmy you know what i mean. I would get a neck dart from the wwe if i said wrestling wasnt real. Jimmy sports entertainment. Its the highest level of imbraui improv. Jimmy its predetermined, isnt it . No. Certain things are predetermined. In glow, your foot will go here and your hand will go here, but pro wrestling, no, its, im so scared to say it, its so real. Jimmy you did get hurt. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy did you realize going into it that it was going to be like dangerous . Or you thought oh, this is going to be a role that i will have . Yeah, i mean, basically this crazy thing happened to me when i got glow. I was working on masters of sex. Jimmy oh, right, that was a good show. [ applause ] playing like a vocal barbie person. And then i got glow, and we started wrestling training, so i had been like an apologizing mouse indoor person all my life. And all of a sudden i was leading the life of an alpha barbie who believes in herself, whos busy, and the craziest thing happen. I would get up at 3 30 in the morning, do wrestling training and go to the set of masters of sex, do more wrestling training and i was planning my wedding also and i was terrified of getting injured so i was going to this physical therapist who was like if tony soprano and Kourtney Kardashian had a baby. Jimmy she was not good . She had her thing. But so i was basically working 18 hour days every day, and this seemed fake, and it really happened. I was on her table the week before glow was slated to start shooting, lying on this womans table, kortney soprano, and my shoulder started to do this chipmunk on a trampoline thing, i was not meaning to do that, its fine, its fine. I got on the highway and it turned into like dad at a rage. Like a muscle spasm, drunk aunt on a cruise ship. Jimmy really . It was the craziest thing. And i wasnt controlling it. Im in traffic and people are like, and then i went home to like the place i was staying. I live in new york. I was shooting in l. A. , okay, my dreams supposed to come true next week, but i think this will certainly go away. And i went to the hospital, and they were out of, like the first doctor that i saw, his face turned totally white. He was like, will you wait one moment . And he came back with ten medical students who are all like oh, my god jimmy they were videotaping . Im happy to be part of the research. So my dreams coming true. And i just like need this to stop. And they were out of beds at the er, so they put me in the hallway, and there was this muscle spasm that happened where i was lying back and my arm went up like that and people kept coming around the hallway and going oh. And i was like, no, no, i think its a psychological thing. Im learning to believe in myself because my dream is coming true, my childhood stuff. It will be gone next week. My dreams coming true. Jimmy how long did it stay with you . Six days. Jimmy six days its crazy. Jimmy and it just stopped . It seems so fake i feel like there are some actresses who are like, yeah, when i eat almonds i get a rash, youre like, thats not real. It seems, it seems not real. And i kept being to all my friends, i would send videos, look, this is real, you have to believe me. Why would you make that up . And i shot a day on masters of sex like with this happening and i would have to be like, would you have to cut . Its happening theyre like, whats happening . This, this. It was so insane. And i dont, to fix it, i went on yelp, and i found, you know, a witch. Jimmy what do you mean a witch . A witch. Jimmy you searched witch . No, well, id been to many doctors, like physical, actual doctors, and theyre like, i dont know, that will be 500. And i was like, cool, health care system. So i, she didnt bill herself as a witch. She was like a massage therapist, but the second i met her, i was like, you witch. Jimmy did the witch help . She did. I mean i walked in. The apartment was like hoarders to the max. I was like, whatever, fine. Just help me. She was like, hey, so you know, i have a cat. He never comes out. The second i lay down this cat was like boom, on my chest, stared into my eyes with what i can only describe as Morgan Freeman realness. I was like. Okay, here we go. And the witch was like, i think your inner child is trying to tell you something. So i was like, youre crazy, all right, lets talk to her. Like ive already mod you. Jimmy you talked to your inner child . We talked to my inner child and let her know she was safe. And the muscle spasm stopped. I dont know if it was snake oil, but we tell yourselves things, we do weird ways of protecting ourselves. Jimmy especially you. Yeah, yeah. And then three days later i started glow. Jimmy miraculous. And now youve got this new movie called stuber. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and a wrestler whose secrets you are presentiotectin. Im glad youve stopped shaking. Jimmy Betty Gilpin Stuber opens in theatres july 12th and well return with music from santana. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. We like drip coffee, layovers and waiting on hold. What we dont like is relying on fancy technology for help. Snail mail we were invited to a y2k party. Uh, didnt that happen, like, 20 years ago . Oh, look, karolyn, weve got a mathematician on our hands check it out now you can schedule a callback or reschedule an appointment, even on nights and weekends. Todays xfinity service. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Id rather not. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks for watching. A new episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live with joel mchale, betty gilpin, and more sound nightline is next, but first, this is their album africa speaks. Here with the song breaking down the door, with help from santana tina was no deceiver few were inclined to believe her aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door she was lucky to marry a rich rich man handsome like harry aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door harry was a charmer no one believed he could harm her aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina aba tina aba tina aba tina the wedding was the talk of the town tina went down the aisle in a long long white gown aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door they said she wanted to marry above her all she want was someone to love her aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door news came first they called her a liar she had no sound she mouth full of wire aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina aba tina aba tina aba tina in the end tina was buried by the church where she got married aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door tina should have outlived us now we pray that she will forgive us aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door tina was no deceiver few were inclined to believe her aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door aba tina oh [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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