Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad youre here. Im looking around now because this morning driving in to work this morning i saw one of the saddest things ive ever seen. I saw a man, an adult man and if there are children watching, i want to ask you to turn your televisions off now. I saw a man right outside our building kraecarrying a homemad selfie stick. [ laughter ] just a stick, a regular stick, with his phone at the end. And the phone was secured to the stick with what seemed like 800 feet of scotch tape. [ laughter ] can you imagine . As if it isnt bad enough to buy a selfie stick, going to the lengths of making one at home. I dont even know how it would work. You still have to press the button, right in i actually tried to help him. I thought you know what ill do . Ill run him over with my car to put him out of his misery. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but there were a lot of people on the street. So instead i just drove by and gave him one of these. [ laughter ] with a woman too. He found someone to marry him. Can you imagine this . Guillermo crazy, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, he wasnt listening. [ laughter ] the world is spinning out of control and men are making selfie sticks. I tell you. You know how President Trump the other day said all that stuff about north korea facing fire and fury like the world has never seen and everyone got all worked up about it because it was, you know, insane . Well, today the president held a press conference from the steps of his golf course in new jersey where not only did he not try to reel his rhetoric in, he ratcheted it up. If north korea does anything in terms of even thinking about attack of anybody that we love or we represent or our allies or us, they can be very, very nervous. Ill tell you why. And they should be very nervous. Because things will happen to them like they never thought possible. Okay . Jimmy you know some things people in north korea never thought possible . Eating a sandwich is one of them. [ laughter ] wifi, shoes, you name it. We have this president he is making these threats and he also said maybe his threat about the fire and fury wasnt tough enough and later in the day, he told kim jong un if you blow up guam, you are in a lot of trouble, young man. [ laughter ] i read about where in guam by august 15th lets see what he does with guam. If he does something in guam, it will be an event the likes of which no one has seen before in what will happen in north korea. When you say that, what do you mean . Youll see. Youll see. And hell see. He will see. Its not a dare. Its a statement. It has nothing to do with dare. Thats a statement. Jimmy it sounded like a dare, in fairness. [ laughter ] it sounded less like a statement. Basically, weve given donald trump a Big Red Button that says do not press, and now were all sitting around hoping he doesnt press it. And by the way, where is Dennis Rodman when we need him . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] really, im seriously starting to wonder if there isnt a wire loose in trumps head. Hes drunk with power right now. Or maybe hes jufts drust drunk. I dont know. In either case we slowed him down to half speed for tonights north korea edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed down ] north korea better get their act together or theyre going to be in trouble like few nations ever have been in trouble in this world. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i hope you heard that. You better get your act together or youre going to be in trouble. This is what my mother said to me when i got a d in geometry. [ laughter ] meanwhilew all thats going on this is whats on the president s mind when he wakes up. This morning he retweeted a twitter poll, who is a better president of the United States, trump 61 , obama 39 . See, thats what you call keeping your eye on the ball. [ laughter ] and the people who posted this poll, theyre not exactly scientific. This is the poll they put up earlier this week. Do you think seth rich was murdered by the dnc and clinton . And half the respondents said yes. The whole thing is nuts. The president of the United States is retweeting a twitter poll that says hes better than the previous president. Its really tragic when you think about it. This is a man with a billion dollars, massive real estate empire, beautiful healthy family, the most important job in the world. Hes still so needy and insecure he has to retweet a sad fake online poll. Its actually heartbreaking if you think about it. Somebody needs to give him a hug and tell him hes doing the best he can before he kills everyone on guam. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. Could you imagine being in guam right now . [ laughter ] or ever for that matter. Its scary enough being in california. Heres something to reassure those of us who live here. A Public Service announcement from the Ventura County health agency. This is made back in 2014. It could be of assistance in the event of a Nuclear Attack. Oh, no, its blown the cloud is in the sky dont run no, fun, youve got to get inside you dont need to be scared you dont need to be loud because you can survive even a Mushroom Cloud if you want to be okay got to do what i say so get inside and stay inside, stay tuned, stay tuned to the news jimmy stay tuned to the news . [ laughter ] what the hell good is the news i am not spending my last moments on earth watching tom cannon and the action 5 news team. [ laughter ] donald trump not only is he trading threats with kim jong un, but attacking Mitch Mcconnell and he slammed him and told him to get back to work. From vacation he said, this which makes it even more effective. We are facing a Nuclear Attack and our president is having a katy perrytaylor swift type twitter feud with Mitch Mcconnell. But i think i have an idea. I was thinking about this last night. I think i have an idea that could help with this. Did you know donald trump is the first president in over 100 years that doesnt have a dog . Its true. The only golden thing donald trump doesnt own is a retriever. [ laughter ] so obama, bush, bill clinton, they all had dogs. Even president garfield had a dog, and he was named after a cat. [ laughter ] the last president that didnt have a dog was william mckinley. He had kittens, roosters, and a parrot. He was our first crazy cat lady president. And look at him. He seemed like a fun guy. [ laughter ] he seemed relaxed. And i know trump rubs sean spicers belly and tells him what a good boy he is a couple times a day. But still i think he needs a dog. It would relax him, right . Even kim jong un has a dog. He was one for lunch every day. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, he doesnt . Is that a rumor . Enough with the end of the world. Its thursday night and that means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump has made it extremely clear he wont accept any more ultimatums from that little dick [ bleep ] in north korea. President trump is somebody who likes to talk loudly and carry a small [ bleep ] stick. I know its tough for you to watch the show and see rachel on dates. Yeah, its always tough to watch your fiance [ bleep ] 30 other men. Get that guy a towel. And a hand [ bleep ]. And a new pair of shoes too. What is the most common search in india that begins my husband wants . Got your guess ready . It is my husband wants me to [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. I dont know why [ bleep ] by the way. Why couldnt i [ bleep ] . A Huntington Beach hotel takes the surf city usa experience to a whole new level. Its giving guests a shot at fulfilling dreams and [ bleep ]ing a mermaid. 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John lithgow, jay baruchel, and music from diana krall is on the way. But first you know the coffee place starbucks . Have you seen them . [ laughter ] okay. Starbucks has a problem, and the problem is there are too many of them. You know how it feels like theres a starbucks on every corner . Its because there actually is. [ laughter ] there are now on average almost four Starbucks Stores within one mile of any given starbucks. Which is great. Because how often have you left a starbucks and you think you know what i could use right now . Another starbucks. [ laughter ] its especially heavy in california. In california 75 of starbucks have another location less than a mile away. This is what happens when you get a starbucks wet after midnight. They multiply. [ laughter ] basically, at this point the only way to expand, theyre going to have to start opening starbucks inside other Starbucks Stores. [ laughter ] in new york city right now not only do they have too many starbucks, they have too many rats in new york. There are 2 million rats living in new york city, they think. They havent counted. But [ laughter ] a lot of them are homeless. Its very sad. And some of them started terrorizing parents walking their babies on the upper west side. And when i say parents, of course i mean nannies walking the babies on the upper west side. [ laughter ] what the rats do is theyve been jumping into the strollers to steal the snacks from the kids. Isnt that that is horrific, i have to say. [ laughter ] in new jersey they have the same problem with chris christie. Hes been doing this. [ cheers and applause ] i saw this on the news this morning. My wife and i. If that happened to us, we would move immediately. We dont have that. We have a lot of problems in l. A. We dont have our rats dont eat much. Theyre very body conscious. [ laughter ] its like the only way they can book an orkin commercial is to be in shape. This is great. This is Security Camera footage from australia. And stick with this because it really is a master class in how to break and enter. Okay. First this guy i guess his keg is empty because he throws it at the glass. And then he throws it again. Hes in no rush apparently. And again. And then he tries to kind of step through seems to be smoking too while hes [ laughter ] hes keeping that cigarette lit as well while he now hes squeezing his whole body through the hole in the glass, which doesnt seem like a great idea. And this is where it gets really good. Because he does finally manage to get through relatively unscathed as far as i can tell. And the door was open. [ cheers and applause ] its a good lesson. Sometimes when god breaks a window he also opens a door. [ laughter ] football season is its almost upon us. There are seven exhibition games tonight. And you know, we all of a sudden have not one but two nfl teams in l. A. Now. We had none for years. Now we have two. The rams and the chargers. Who had a friendly intersquad joint scrimmage yesterday, minus the friendly part. Whoo oh jimmy sadly k thats probably the most exciting thing that will happen to either the rams or the chargers this season. [ applause ] but they were charging and ramming. This is good too. Congratulations are in order for jane slater of the nfl network, who is tonights winner of the award for excellence in reporting. Left tackle tyron smith not at practice today. Head coach Jason Garrett says hes dealing with back stiffness and theyre being careful with him. Unclear if theyll practice thursday or what his availability will be this weekend. If youll remember, last year he was dealing with a bulging dick disc issue, rather. [ laughter ] jimmy thats going to make things awkward in the huddle. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Diana krall, jay baruchel, john lithgow, but before we get to them i want to catch one an old friend. Recently i had a chance to shoot the shizzle with the rapper slash gardening enthusiast known as snoop dogg. We turned off the Smoke Detector so we could bring you this three ridiculous questions with snoop. Toast to my man jimmy. Jimmy so we know what your favorite hobby is. How do you remember all your passwords . Oh, wow. Thats a great question, jimmy. Id have to say say say say jimmy telekinesis . You mean you move things around . No, i tell a few of my nieces. Jimmy if you could punch one of the seven dwarfs in the face, which would have it have been . I would punch sleepy dwarf in the face. Jimmy sleepy . Yeah. Id wake his ass up with a cold right hand. Jimmy if the song ymca came on at a wedding, would you do the dance to it . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. You would. Youve done this before. Village people. I like the village people. Jimmy which village person was your favorite . The black one. 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And then her latest album is called turn up the quiet. The great diana krall from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see diana live tomorrow and saturday night just up the street from us at the hollywood bowl. Next week on the show, we have new shows with ray romano, Floyd Mayweather jr. , zach galifianakis, salma hayek, lake bell. Well have music from bryson tiller, midland and bearstronaut too. Please join us for all of that next week. [ applause ] our first guest is an oscar nominated, tony, golden globe and Emmy Award Winning actor whose insatiable lust for gold continues with an emmy nomination for his work as Winston Churchill in the crown. It is available on netflix. Please welcome john lithgow. [ cheers and applause ] i always imagined you were a big fella. And sure enough, you are. Gigantic. Jimmy its great to have you here. This is the first time i have ever met this man. Jimmy same here. Its great to have you here. Very nice. Wonderful to be here. Jimmy and congratulations on your emmy nomination. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im not sure fuhr counting them but this is your 12th emmy nomination. Does it even register anymore . Well, i know, 12 seems like a big number. Jimmy it is a big number. But jimmy, ive only won five of them. [ laughter ] jimmy right. So if you win this one, youll be at 50 . That would be nice. Good batting average. Jimmy youre not a person who wakes up early to hear the nominations, are you . You know, i get nervous at these times. I dont even like to know i like to forget that theyre announcing them. Jimmy right. I always go up to montana, my wifes home state, in the summertime, just disappear, forget everything. So i always loved being delightfully surprised at like 6 30 in the morning. Oh, its emmy morning . And being told i was nominated for an emmy. Jimmy yeah, that is nice. This year i happened to know that it was emmy morning the next day, and Nothing Happened at 6 30. Or 7 30. Or 8 30. In the intervening years theyve moved the time later. Jfrpt right. It is later now. At 9 30 i suddenly started getting all these emails and texts of congratulations, but in the meantime id been sulking for [ laughter ] jimmy a good morning sulk. Do you watch your own work . Are you a person thats able to . Because a lot of actors sometimes even when actors here on the show well show clips from their movie or tv show and theyll look away from the monitor because they dont want to see themselves. No, i understand that. And i used to be that way. I mean, god never intended for us to see ourselves act i think. Jimmy maybe never even to see ourselves. You know . I guess there are lakes. But. But you know, third rock from the sun sort of broke that for me. Jimmy oh, is that right . [ applause ] thats what broke it . That show was so completely mad and it was so extravagant and so different from me, i just loved it. I thought i was hilarious. [ laughter ] jimmy so you would go and wrach it as it aired . I still do. Its my guilty pleasure. Jimmy do you bring it up on youtube or do you watch it in syndication, or what . Im too embarrassed to tell you. Jimmy you can confide in me. Just between us. I might just see like the income tax episode or the episode where i try being a woman. You know, theyre really funny. Jimmy oh, thats great. Do you watch them alone or do you bring others in the family into the room . No, people think im ridiculous. I have to watch them alone. Jimmy you sit and watch them alone. Not that often. Im not crazy. Jimmy its not like jeopardy every night kind of deal . Well, i think its nice. Its a little bit sad, but its also nice too. [ laughter ] my wife and i were clicking around the other night, and on came footloose, a movie i [ applause ] jimmy you were the reverend in that movie. I was the reverend who wouldnt let the kids dance. And i had not seen that film at all since it was released well over 30 years ago. Jimmy wow. And we watched like the last 20 minutes of it. And i was good. I was very good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy to be able to assess your performance and just enjoy it. Im so much older now. He was a young guy. Amazingly enough, i watched terms of endearment on an airplane. Jimmy recently . Yeah, a couple months ago there was nothing else to see. And i watched terms of endearment and cried. [ laughter ] jimmy youre laughing and crying. Theres no movie that delivers tears like that. And the amazing thing is i made footloose and terms of endearment simultaneously. Jimmy hows that . I was doing footloose in utah. And i was asked to replace another actor in that role. In terms of endearment. And because they were both paramount films, they managed to fiddle the schedule so that i could fly out, do my entire role in terms of endearment in only five days. Jimmy wow. Really . If you look at the two movies, i have the same haircut. Jimmy thats very strange. You didnt mix up any of the lines and tell the people in terms of endearment they shouldnt be dancing. [ laughter ] no, no. I replaced another actor because they needed a more persuasive adulterer. I was the guy. [ laughter ] jimmy as you know, your first oscar nomination was for the world according to garp, which came out 35 years ago. [ cheers and applause ] this is like a life achievement award. Jimmy what do you remember about making that movie . Oh, it was a ill tell you my favorite garp story. Was not while i was making it. But a ways afterward. You know, garp was a big thing. For me it was my first sort of breakthrough movie role. Jimmy right. My first oscar nomination. Big success. But about five years later i was doing a different movie and living in scarsdale, new york with my family and took my kids to the community pool. Do you remember in garp there were these there was this extraordinary opening credit sequence. Jimmy with the baby. Right. With the baby being thrown up against a blue sky to the music of when im 64. Jimmy the beatles. Right. A stark naked male baby floating up, in and out of the frame. Well, at the scarsdale public pool with my own kids this couple came up to me, five years after the release of garp. They had a 5yearold boy with them. And they said, are you the man from world according to garp . And i said yeah, thats me. This is amazing. This is our son brandon. He was the baby. [ laughter ] in the opening credits. I said oh, how amazing. Brandon. What a who would have thought . And they turned to him and said, brandon, this man was in your movie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy was brandon impressed . Brandon was tired of his parents jimmy i hope you dont mind and im excited you brought this up. We did a little detective work knowing it was the 35year anniversary of that film. 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Venetia. Have they told you terrible things, your colleagues downstairs . Go on. Be candid. It is said you can be difficult. I can be a monster. Did they say that . Yes, sir. Its true. But you need to be a monster to defeat hitler. Jimmy ive always said that. That is john lithgow in the crown, on netflix for which he has been nominated for an emmy. Did you know a lot about Winston Churchill going into this . I thought i did. But i was hired to do the job, had about five months before i actually started. And just started to pour myself into his history. And every day i learned how much more i didnt know. But it completely absorbed me. He was such a fascinating character jimmy sure. And are brits sensitive about an american playing their beloved Prime Minister . Well, you would think so. But they may be tired of englishmen playing Winston Churchill. Because they were incredibly welcoming. They had more confidence in me than i had in myself. Jimmy were you nervous about playing the part . Oh, terrified. Jimmy really . Of course i was. I mean, these were some of the best actors in england and a huge company of them, and i was the only yank. At least the only yank playing an englishman. And he he was the most wellknown englishman of the 20th century. Jimmy sure. I was scared. Jimmy its funny that i think we assume that you wouldnt be scared of any situation like that. But were all scared, jimmy. I mean, all of us actors. The first day of rehearsal is like the first day of school. Jimmy interesting. You just want to impress and you want people have High Expectations of you. And in this case i didnt i really didnt know whether i was going to pull this off. But i always feel like the more frightened you are the better off, the better it turns out. Jimmy interesting. Did you practice smoking a cigar . Was that something that you that came very naturally. [ laughter ] jimmy that came very naturally. Unfortunately, i didnt get to smoke great cigars. The law doesnt allow it. Jimmy oh, yeah. I had to smoke these hideous imitation vegetable cigars. Jimmy is that right . Youre not allowed to smoke well, tobacco just like in america. Although didnt it look like i was enjoying that . Jimmy it did look like you were enjoying that. Acting. [ applause ] jimmy thats acting. And in a way its a great lesson for children to smoke their vegetables. [ laughter ] very good. Jimmy well, its very good to see you. Congratulations. You will not [ cheers and applause ] i do want to ask, will your character as churchill be in the Second Season of the crown . Only fleetingly. The way the crown is structured, pretty much each season is devoted to the regime of a Prime Minister. I see. And i had a great exit from the series. Jimmy its great to have you here. Please come back. John lithgow, everybody. The crown on netflix. Well be right back with jay baruchel. 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I did the canadian equivalent of selling out. I moved to toronto. Jimmy oh, is that selling out . Is that considered to be selling out . Thats the big bad city, yeah. Jimmy why did you move to toronto . Oh, well, its a lovely town. And also i work there a lot. And if i want to work in canadian cinema, which im one of the few people that does, it behooves me to work in toronto. Jimmy i got you. Do you miss montreal . Oh, constantly. Constantly. Specifically the food. Mostly the food. Jimmy if i lived in montreal id never stop eating. Id eat in my sleep. Thats what we constantly do. Jimmy great food up there. Yes. Its terrible. You cant go to a bad restaurant in that city. Jimmy which is your favorite in all of montreal . Okay. So theres all these beautiful kind of gourmet spots. But my personal favorite is a chain restaurant called st. Huberts. Or st. Hubert really . Holy smokes. Jimmy sometimes stray canadians will wander in here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] every once in a while. Nice. Jimmy so what do they have at st. Huberts . They do this jimmy whats your order, your regular order . Quarter chicken, fries and gravy. Im a simple man. Jimmy all right. You cant beat quarter chicken, fries and gravy. You really cant. And in my well, i guess i really i was going to say infinite wisdom but really in just my arrogance i asked if i could be in commercials for them. And jimmy you asked them . Yeah. I volunteered. Jimmy you asked the guy at the counter or how did it work . I told my manager. I was like, hey, can you call someone at whatever, st. Huberts Corporate Headquarters and be like i eat a lot of chicken, can i be in your commercials . [ laughter ] and the reply was, well, were very happy that he eats as much of our chicken as he does but we dont want him in our commercials. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Why dont they want you . It was just such a like very, very humbling. Every time you think youre sort of quasifamous or whatever. Jimmy make them a commercial anyway. You dont have to get their permission. Thats fair. You know what . Im just going to go home and film myself eating chicken. [ laughter ] jimmy i was in montreal last summer just for laughs festival. And we had a lot of great meals. We ate at joe beef, which was great. And i wont name the restaurant because i think it might have been illegal because they served us a moose heart. A moose heart with maple syrup. Which to me had to be the most canadian thing you could ever put in your mouth. Yeah. Its up there. Thats like taking a bath with jim carrey. [ laughter ] its about as canadian as it gets. Slightly more fulfilling i suspect. [ laughter ] jimmy have you had moose heart yourself . I have not. Mercifully, ive avoided it. Jimmy interesting. I have had illcooked elk. Jimmy elk is great. Yeah, not the way that this guy did it. [ laughter ] it was just bloody and cold and they could barely jimmy are you sure it was cooked . It was technically cooked. I remember doing the first goon in winnipeg and our stunt coordinator was like oh, yeah, my buddys the head chef at the airport hilton in winnipeg. [ laughter ] he was like so hes going to do a night for us. I was like, oh, great. And it was elk. It wasnt my cup of tea. Jimmy interesting. Well, the moose heart was pretty good. This movie goon, you directed now the sequel to goon. Goon is about hockey enforcers for those who dont know. Yeah. Hockey sort of has a very strange role, position in it, that is kind of going to the wayside. That eras kind of passed us. But yeah, its the only professional sport in north america that allows fighting to happen. And for jimmy except for boxing and mixed martial arts. Okay. Fine. [ laughter ] fair. Its the only noncombat sport in north america that allows fighting. Jimmy yes. And it used to be for a time, for a bulk of my life, there was at least one roster spot on each hockey team left for a guy that was really just good with his fists. And we thought that was pretty Fertile Ground for a movie. Jimmy sure. And yeah, so we jimmy and this is like super popular amongst hockey players and it seems to be. I dont know all 700plus nhlers. But the few that ive had contact with jimmy they all know it. They all seem to know, it dig, it reference it, you know, kerry price quote td in a locker Room Interview once. I see the boys wea wea wea wea a highlanders hats and stuff. Jimmy whos the number one goon of all time . And he wouldnt like that word but i would say chris neyland. Hes the single greatest hockey player he didnt watch my movie for years because of the name of it. Jimmy really . He thought that was a derogatory term. Which it is. And i was trying to tell him we did that deliberately, were kind of trying to repurpose it. Jimmy did he watch the movie the goonies when it came out . Was he against that as well . [ laughter ] thats a good point. He was in the sort of apex of his hockey career at that time. So i think he was more into beating guys up. Jimmy they like to be called enforcers or they just like to be called hockey players . I think hockey players, and then if you have to specify, enforcer i think. Jimmy i see. Were there guys, though, that embrace i would assume lots of them like being goons. Yeah, i think a lot of them just sort of like getting to do it. Jimmy did they ask you to be in the sequel, the actual goons . Yeah, so i was we knew one thing when we knew we were going to dot second one was we want to populate it with as many guys that play hockey or fight in hockey as we can. And so we started recruiting guys like Brandon Prust and george per roe and colton orr. And we got an email from a guy calling himself mel the anglestad, who emailed us and said i think goon is based on my life. And i was like i know for a fact it isnt. And then he said, and i should be in the sequel. And my fight with darcy hortichuk is still regarded as the best hockey feist all time. And im like who is this guy . Then i go to watch the fight and im like hes [ bleep ] right. Hes a fireman, ems guy in i think fort mcmurray, alberta. [ audience member cheers ] great yes we brought him out. And jimmy how did he do . He did an awesome job. Jimmy and even if he didnt youre not going to tell the mansome gler he didnt do an awesome job. Absolutely not. I want every guy that can kill me to save as much face as possible. Its going to sound really hokey but when you put sort of nonactors on screen with actors the two two major each other better. Because every actor wants to sound as really as they can and being around real people does that. And every nonactor wants to do a good job and being around actors helps that. Jimmy weve got to get you involved in this trumpnorth korea situation. [ laughter ] it sounds like you could potentially solve that. No, thank you. Absolutely not. Jimmy well, good to see you. The movie is called goon last of the enforcers. 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