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Terrorists were also stopped as they tried to cross into israel along the southern border. Well, along the southern border. Well, back here, a significant quantity of what is thought to be cocaine has been discovered off the coast of dorset and hampshire. The National Crime agency is investigating thing after a fisherman discovered holdalls containing hundreds of kilos of powder in the sea off purbeck. More washed up on a beach on the isle of wight. The nca say the class a drugs would have originated in south america. Theyre urging the public to report any similar packages to their local police force. 260 suspected rapists have been labelled as females by police over the last four years. Thats according to data from the crown prosecution service, which was obtained by the daily telegraph. The classification comes despite the home secretary urging police not to label rape suspects as women as by law it can only be committed by a biological male. The figures show a further 209 suspects were recorded as sex unknown. And finally, boris unknown. And finally, Boris Johnsons barrister , ex wife, johnsons barrister, ex wife, marina wheeler, kc , is set to marina wheeler, kc, is set to become labours whistleblowing tsar for women. Thats according to a report in the independent newspaper for the leading barrister who will help the party with plans to strengthen Employment Rights to safeguard women from abusive colleagues. Women from abusive colleagues. The party reportedly plans to give women who suffer harassment at work whistle blower status to encourage them to come fonnard with complaints without fear of speaking out. This with complaints without fear of speaking out. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. Now lets go to those headunes. Headlines. Hello, im josh howie and welcome to headliners, the newspaper review show with a difference. What we lack in incisive political commentary. Political commentary. We make up with jokes about our traumatic childhoods. And tonight im joined by two of the best in their respective fields, Cressida Wetton and bruce devlin in hello traumatic childhood. Well, ive seen your act so show barn. Oh, indeed. My show barn. Oh, indeed. My political. You didnt even need to mention your childhood, but it just comes across fluidly it just comes across so fluidly it just comes across so fluidly it eyes. Exactly. It in the eyes. Exactly. And look at calling each and look at you calling each other before the show tonight. Obviously matching your outfits, coming dinner party or coming from a dinner party or youre to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre of bond or something. Shall i wear black . On. Shall i wear black . Go on. I never ill black. And then turned up and we and then i turned up and we look like the addams family. Well, i think you look wonderful. Well, i think you look wonderfulyou. Im not sure which thank you. Im not sure which ones the beard, though. Right. Anyway. Right. Anyway. Right. Look at front pages. The mail on sunday dont kill me. Sunday telegraph. Hamas terrorist as terrorist butcher civilians as stunned suffers 9 11 stunned israel suffers 9 11 moment observer hundreds die and hostages held as hamas assault shocks israel the sun on sunday bgt acts left me suicidal. The bgt acts left me suicidal. The mirror, holly and phil mend rift over kidnap, horror and finally the daily star. Scream me up , the daily star. Scream me up, scotty. And those are your front pages. Scotty. And those are your front pages. Okay, well, were going pages. Okay, well, were going to kick off with cresta with the mail on sunday. This is obviously im just going to get this out the way. This is something very close to my heart personally. And i think the producers are worried im going to go mental just from seeing my onune to go mental just from seeing my online twitter feed all day. That would be fair. That would be fair. But i will maintain my calmness and be a professional broadcaster. Please, lets lets get on with the story and well talk it. Okay talk about it. Okay the headline is dont kill so the headline is dont kill me. Me. Thats petrified plea of thats the petrified plea of noah, kidnapped from peace noah, 25, kidnapped from a peace festival terrorists. Festival by hamas terrorists. One of israelis, including one of 60 israelis, including children, mothers and old women whove been snatched in a murderous invasion. So weve been seeing clips all day of whats going on in israel. Its whats going on in israel. Its absolutely shocking. I mean , and absolutely shocking. I mean, and this theres so much of it available online. Its kind of modern warfare, isnt it, that we can see things that when i was a kid in the 90s, you saw quite sort of sanitised footage of wars, i think. But now its online, its on twitter for everybody. And its hamas who are putting the footage out. Crazy thing well, thats the crazy thing exactly, that theyre proud exactly, is that theyre proud of it. And i totally agree. I mean this ive never seen anything like this before. And this like this before. And this particular clip where this still was taken from the desperation, the horror , this young woman the horror, this young woman being stolen away and so many other clips and old women, you know , grandmas and mothers with know, grandmas and mothers with their children. Its the their children. Its the inhumanity. I mean, this is i think its a wake up call for the world because as i think some people think , hamas. Oh, some people think, hamas. Oh, theyre theyre just trying to get freedom. Theyre theyre a genocidal death cult. And seeing this footage is like, you know, and hamas, to be fair, has been prescribed by the uk government in 2021. But you still are seeing some Media Organisations and certainly a lot of online figures, political figures, whatever, still kind of doing a bit of a whataboutery or still not referring to them as a what they are, which is a terrorist organisation. And trying to do this kind of false equivalence. Its, its unbelievable. Terrorism is the right word , terrorism is the right word, isnt it . When you get this kind of it invokes feeling of footage, it invokes a feeling of footage, it invokes a feeling of terror. Its really not as much terror as bruce is afraid. Much terror as bruce is afraid. To come with im going to come with a question to him about this particular story. But yeah, ive never seen anything like it. And this is young people. This is its and i dont think people appreciate what a tiny country israel is. And how deeply this is going to impact their their psyche. And the Jewish Community psyche. And the Jewish Community around the world. Lets move on, bruce, to the next one. Obviously, the sunday telegraph , if they have, weve got some other news in a second, but they have also theyve got a big headune have also theyve got a big headline at the top if you want to read it. And oh, sorry. Yes oh, sorry. Yes hamas terrorist bucha civilians are stunned. Israel suffers a 9 11 moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And i just want to say one thing. People i guess are going to use these events and this suffering to make their own political points. And i dont political points. And i dont want to be too much of a hypocrite whilst criticising people for doing it. And but i just the way that other Media Outlets portray this stuff and this morning i was woken up by all these messages and the bbc did not release anything until israel had retaliated. And then israel had retaliated. And then so then their big urgent news update could be israel fires rockets into. Thats what they rockets into. Thats what they have to go with. Its not you can just call this out in and of itself , and its people are itself, and its people are going to be reading about this. People are going to be learning about it. Lets do some other stories quickly because we do have some interesting things that are affecting people closer to home. Yeah, so there are two things in telegraph. In the sunday telegraph. Is labour mulls the the first is labour mulls the return of grants funded return of student grants funded by richard graduates and the second thing is that sunak is to end sick note culture of fear amid fears amidst fears. I should say that gps are too lenient in signing those stories because then youre going to graduate and then youre going to start calling in sick. So they dont have to pay for somebody elses i mean, somebody elses loan. I mean, its amazing, isnt it, the idea that students are that that richer students are going mean, going to pay for other i mean, nobody feels rich when theyve laid tuition laid out nine grand for tuition. No. Right. Ones like, you. No. Right. No ones like, you know i could just chuck in know what . I could just chuck in a couple more grand for somebody else. Yeah amazing. And of course, people will pay course, richer people will pay higher taxes so an higher taxes anyway, so its an additional it. Additional tax on top of it. The problem is that the system we have in the uk system that we have in the uk and obviously youre from scotland , they have a different scotland, they have a different system there, not system up there, but its not working. Raising working. Were not raising enough money for our universities. Capping universities. They are capping it obviously it because it is obviously incredibly and incredibly unpopular thing and they are trying to work out some kind and just now its kind of system and just now its come in, i think people are now going to be paying for 40 years. I mean , thats well, its really i mean, thats well, its really just tax , isnt it . Just a graduate tax, isnt it . Its not like a loan that youre hope to pay youre going to hope to pay back. Oh, thats back. Its just. Oh, thats thats class youre in now. Thats the class youre in now. You this tax. Yeah. I mean, you pay this tax. Yeah. I mean, why we just have fewer why dont we just have fewer degrees . Saying this. Degrees . I keep saying this. I dont what do you think . Dont know. What do you think . Theyre useful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare useful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare they . Ieful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare they . Things like are they . Things like apprenticeships are they . Things like appras iceships are they . Things like appras opposed to. That as opposed to. That would be great. That as opposed to. Imthat would be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Vould be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be wary. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be wary of yeah. Im just. Im very wary of anything could come on headlines. You dont any kind of you dont need any kind of qualification. Absolutely not. I am a shining know shining example of that. I know nothing. Here every shining example of that. I know nothing its here every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. Here every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. Iere every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. I feelevery reborn. You are the prime vehicle for which i am the warning on the cigarette packet. Yeah. Cigarette packet. But yeah. And also its kind of like its a disincentive. Surely to work hard. Youre thinking, oh, hard. Like youre thinking, oh, im to a really good im going to get a really good degree we get a first and degree and we get a first and im going to get an amazing job because paid. Because i want to get paid. Well, no, do you think its the though, that people well, no, do you think its the throughgh, that people well, no, do you think its the throughgh,degrees3le going through the degrees thinking get thinking theyre going to get the becomes so the good jobs becomes so inherently depressed when they dont they then dont get them that they then have to doctor be have to go to the doctor to be signed off with stress or anxiety. A beautiful segway to what a beautiful segway to the but you want to not earn but you want to not earn anything. Want to keep your anything. You want to keep your minimum wage job and then you never pay the graduate. Never have to pay the graduate. I know thats one looking i know thats one way of looking at a job. Its just been the ive got paying its just been the ive got paying tax now, all these its just been the ive got paying t0 now, all these its just been the ive got paying to buyn, all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my kids all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my kids fruitthese having to buy my kids fruit because know that i can because they know that i can afford it. But yeah, this other because they know that i can afforcaboutit yeah, this other because they know that i can afforc about theeah, this other because they know that i can afforc about the crackdown 1er because they know that i can afforc about the crackdown on story about the crackdown on sicknote is story about the crackdown on sicissue. Is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is a is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is a statistic is an issue. This is a statistic here. Nine out of ten cases of people, when do go to the people, when they do go to the doctors, the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre proposing, te. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre proposing, what but what theyre proposing, what are is this are they saying . How is this going cured . Whats what going to be cured . Whats what are the suggestion are they whats the suggestion for this . Well, theres going the well, theres going to be the government an government are going to have an overhaul theyre to overhaul where theyre going to make it harder. Currently, if you get so currently, if you get i think its pip in england and its disability , an adult its a disability, an adult disability scotland , disability payment in scotland, you you fill out some questionnaire or youre asked and you have to , i think, get 12 and you have to, i think, get 12 points and then they will give you the payment, if you see what i mean. Okay. So you definitely cant get it if you cant read. Im no. Well, maybe , maybe im no. Well, maybe, maybe you get more. I dont know. You might get more of your dyslexia. It sounds like they are going to be adding more levels , which to be adding more levels, which of is going greater of course is going to be greater costs this system. Costs to implement this system. To put yeah, theyre going to put more and but then more criteria in and but then theyll need more people in which do the assessments and which to do the assessments and stuff. All of just stuff. So its all kind of just let off sick for day. By the way, hope nick dixon is better. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay better. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, tter. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, letsthanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets letszs, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets lets move te by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets lets move on. Okay well, lets lets move on to the observer now. Cressida, obviously, again , we have a obviously, again, we have a picture and there dealing with the situation in israel, slightly different way for me, but should i just talk about it because thats how i know. Go ahead. No, just because this is what i was just alluding to earlier is just how different papers written and the observer is a different publication to the the way the guardian. But just the way that of hundreds die that they sort of hundreds die and held as its and hostages held as hamas. Its it when youre decoding this stuff, you it when youre decoding this stuff , you know, its sort of stuff, you know, its sort of like its not like 100 is hundreds of israelis are are murdered and whatever they have to both sides it and they have to both sides it and they have to sort of say unverified videos released by hamas. Its like why everything has to be slightly niggled at yeah , some unverified niggled at yeah, some unverified videos i saw today in london of people waving palestinian flags and looking like they were at a party, which this is this is the celebration of that cult of that of a murder cult is its unbelievable. You know, accidents that have happened historically. And were going to historically. And were going to if you start getting back into the history of israel, of course, its different thing. But this idea this this, this this celebrate nation of death is disgusting to see. And that affects the like you say this these cars driving around. This is in london. This is where i live. This is my family live friends and stuff to see it is shocking, horrible and the last time something happened in israel, you had the same thing. You had cars driving through north london with with shouting out Death Threats , rape threats out Death Threats, rape threats to jewish women. And they were to jewish women. And they were arrested , but they never went to arrested, but they never went to jail. Nothing ever happened to them. Okay, lets move on to the next story and then we wont talk about it anymore for today i i i dont know if i believe you, starmer warns labour dont get giddy over prospect of election victory. So thats. Thats the spirit. Starmer. Hes hes saying, hey guys, chill out. We havent got it yet. In fact theyve even the partys got a ban on introducing him as the next Prime Minister at their conference. Its is kind of like its a very american thing isnt it . Thats what they do. Theyre like gentlemen, please like laser. Gentlemen, please welcome. But hes just trying to be way the be so the english way or the british should british way. Sorry, i should say. Guys. I mean, this say. Is hi, guys. I mean, this guy doing right. Well guy is doing all right. Well see what happens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay,t happens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay, say ppens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay, say after;. Guy is doing all right. Well see say, say after the set, see say, say after the set, see how it goes first. Oh, yeah. Dont oh, yeah, yeah. Dont introduce brilliant. Introduce them as, as brilliant. Dichotomy is the suppose my dichotomy is the word geddy and starmer in the same sentence because he doesnt really get elated all really seem to get elated all too often. No. Too often. No. So dont get elated so people dont get elated about him . Thats thing. Well, thats the thing. I dont hes at home buzzing dont think hes at home buzzing out of tights, thinking who out of his tights, thinking who . And fagin . Machiavellian and like fagin and and all and rubbing his hands and all that stuff. Yeah one that kind of stuff. Yeah the one thing that did find endearing thing that i did find endearing about that bought about him was that he bought a patch his mum so she patch of land for his mum so she could donkeys. Yeah. Patch of land for his mum so she couwhich donkeys. Yeah. Patch of land for his mum so she couwhich was 1keys. Yeah. Patch of land for his mum so she couwhich was the s. Yeah. Patch of land for his mum so she couwhich was the bigeah. Patch of land for his mum so she couwhich was the big famous which was the big famous gotcha. I think it was gotcha. The day. I think it was the like starmer the daily mail. Like how starmer owns land and then it turns out that it was for donkeys for his mum. Yeah, exactly. It was mum. Yeah, exactly. It was massively backfired. But i think massively backfired. But i think that its a clever call because, i mean, we saw that in previous elections where it looked like the opposition was going to win. British people. But i think british people just get very turned off by that kind of attitude and theyre absolutely and its sort of the worst thing. Its like, oh, you think great, do you . Well think youre great, do you . Well im going to show you. Just wont have it, will we just wont have it, will we . Your place. We . Well put you in your place. Exactly. And go to no, exactly. And lets go to the star. Lets finish on the daily star. Lets finish on that one. Yeah, im glad ive got quite a serious story contribute. A serious story to contribute. Yeah scotty. Yeah so scream me up, scotty. This is to do with patrick from star trek, who played jean luc picard. Patrick stewart. Thats picard. Patrick stewart. Thats it. My greatest actor. It. My greatest actor. Our greatest living actor. Our greatest living actor. Do you think he is . Well, i do you think he is . Well, i thought that was maggie smith. No but yeah, maybe male. Male , actor. Oh, bald actor. Male, actor. Oh, bald actor. Male, actor. Oh, bald actor. Oh, right. Okay. Okay. It all comes out. Thats fair enough. That could be maggie. We dont know a wig, you know know if thats a wig, you know what i mean . To me when i what i mean . Cut to me when i say bald. Director. Please, director. Please, director. Anyway, angeles so, anyway, his Los Angeles Home gone back on the market home has gone back on the market because haunted by an because it was haunted by an angry just ghost, angry ghost. Notjust a ghost, but he said but an angry ghost. And he said that back in one night that he came back in one night and was in his bedroom, which and he was in his bedroom, which was different floor, and was on a different floor, and his with his nostrils were filled with the something the smell of something roasting in the in the oven, which was the below. It the floor below. So it was a culinary it could be a chef that perhaps was trapped between two worlds, screwdriver whizzing past. Yeah. Yeah. And he went down there, but he found his son and the son was like, oh, all these books are on. It must be a ghost. As opposed to. Yeah, because it was his just messy and had his son is just messy and had a big party. Thats what it sounds like to me, throwing his boots so i dont if was dont know if it was an intellectual ghost as say, intellectual ghost or, as i say, a culinary ghost. I what it was, it was a i think what it was, it was a ghost. Fan of the ghost. It was a fan of the original star trek series. Fair enough. Thats if you know your geeky right . Thats geeky stuff there, right . Thats the covered. But the front pages covered. But join a few gb news radio. Gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. For me josh howie and one of these comics is chris de wet and these comics is chris de wet and the other one is bruce devlin. But im going to leave it up to you to guess who is who. Now lets head first to the observer and at point an and cresta at this point is an even worth the election i i i dont know. The tories i dont know. The tories definitely dont know. Poll definitely dont know. Poll predicts landslide labour election victory was 12 cabinet ministers losing their seats. So its looking very dramatic. Its looking very dramatic. Theyre not just going to go, theyre going to go badly. So theyre going to go badly. So the modelling is currently telling us this is going to be like 1997 all over again. I like 1997 all over again. I dont will dream get back together for this. Are they still with us . Young to know thats true actually. To know thats true actually. He was a four year old child. He was a four year old child. Well, yes. Well, yes. There was a catchy well, there was a very catchy pp well, there was a very catchy pop dont know. Yeah. So pop song. I dont know. Yeah. So theyre predicting all that all over again. One of the things it over again. One of the things it says, that the tories says, though, that the tories have got up their sleeve is that they can go they still believe they can go after because the after starmer because the british havent accepted British Public havent accepted him. Believe in him just him. So they believe in him just slightly more than he believes in himself, not i in himself, but not much, i think. In himself, but not much, i thir exactly. In himself, but not much, i thirexactly. Well i mean, thats exactly. Well i mean, thats the thing, bruce. I mean, is there that sunak can there anything that sunak can do . Came up with some do . I mean, he came up with some policies this week, a levels is changing. No smoking and whatnot. But is that going to make any dent, any impact . Im not necessarily sure to be perfectly honest with you. Going back to the starmer thing, though, i appreciate peoples view of him, but he has remained a constant in that party. When how replaced months have we how many replaced months have we had in conservative party had in the conservative party and all that kind of stuff . I think should maybe think sunak should maybe stop banging about Climate Change banging on about Climate Change and his private jet. There are some some weird things that have happened. And the other thing is , i think one the other thing is, i think one of the dilemmas with the tories have at the moment is when to call this election, because even six months ago they were saying, do it now. Whilst they dont hate much and it seems hate us that much and it seems to me theyre like, they keep on like then it was going to be pushed back to the spring russian roulette. Yeah, well, exactly. Whens exactly. Its like, whens the whens optimal whens the most optimal time . And hoping the and theyre sort of hoping the more push it back, the less more we push it back, the less were mess up. But they were going to mess up. But they keep these things keep on. Home, rishi keeps i think at home, rishi keeps playing that dream song and thinking things going get thinking things are going to get better. Just better. Lets just, just not take going take the balloons going up and up. Let but other up. Rishi let go. But other people saying, hang on. People are saying, no, hang on. Theres a bit of even the conservatives quite agree. Analogy. Like that. Good analogy. I like that. Good analogy. I like that. Yeah, but seems to be yeah, but there seems to be quite a lot of infighting going in the conservative party. I mean, the other day mean, did i read the other day that truss is thinking about that liz truss is thinking about making a challenge the making a challenge for the leadership youre leadership again and youre like, down, thats great. T n fi great. I dont think its yeah, no, i dont think its the of living, it . The cost of living, isnt it . Thats what everyone is upset about. Well, this is it. The two things that really care things that people really care about. And cost of about. Exactly. Nhs and cost of living. Maybe living. So sort that out. Maybe that might help. That might be. That might help. All right. On to the sunday times, bruce. And is it time for the snp to start running scotland . And i dont mean into the well , this is the thing the well, this is the thing the snp have urged humza snp figures have urged humza yousaf independence yousaf to pause independence push now obviously with them being a nationalist party that cause will never be away, that will off table. It will never be off the table. It is considered opinion that they should maybe be focusing on other. And youd mentioned other stuff. And youd mentioned about cost of living crisis and all that kind of thing. And a lot of people wondering why lot of people are wondering why they european they still have european and international all over International Offices all over the world and all this kind of stuff. And know whats stuff. And i dont know whats happening the camper van. Happening with the camper van. I dont know if theyre going to be using that kind of be using that in any kind of electoral moving around. So the electoral moving around. So the thing i think humza, who thing with i think humza, who currently resides in Broughty Ferry with his wife, which is a posh dundee , still has a posh part of dundee, still has a seat in glasgow. So i think hes seat in glasgow. So i think hes trying to change that. But word on the street is as well that a lot of well, its in dispatches that a lot of snp mps are going to stand down at the next election. So maybe they know something i dont know about the polling and all that kind of thing and whatever, but i think there are a lot of people in scotland, particularly when you had contest had the leadership contest and there on there was so much focussed on there was so much focussed on the you beliefs the leaders, you know, beliefs on people or the religion as on gay people or the religion as opposed to what youre doing about the roads. You know, what are about mid beds . Are you doing about mid beds . What people what are you doing about people that all that kind that cant eat and all that kind of stuff . So i dont know what the future holds. Say, bruce, i am i gotta say, bruce, i am incredibly how incredibly impressed with how knowledgeable of knowledgeable you are of scottish someone scottish politics. For someone whos from northern ireland, i think. Think thats so true. From welsh parents. Yeah, exactly. But theyre talking here. Are they are they going to get rid of humza for 2026 . Because thats the election theyre also worried about because its going to be the Scottish Parliamentary elections. If they sort of written off the. Hes got to go, hasnt he . Everyone just hes silly. Everyone just thinks hes silly. Hes asking , where are hes always asking, where are the when theyre at the men when theyre clearly at war and making gaffes . And i mean, dont think time mean, dont you think his time is up . Yeah. Is up . Yeah. But is it is it his time thats or is it the snp . Thats up or is it the snp . Thats a good point. Well, thats a good point. Maybe mean, you maybe its both. I mean, do you get point where you think, get to a point where you think, come on, youve had your referendum it. When, when referendum isnt it. When, when will over. Its like referendum isnt it. When, when willfootball over. Its like referendum isnt it. When, when willfootball isnt er. Its like referendum isnt it. When, when willfootball isnt it. Its like the football isnt it. Its never but exactly right. Thing now with but the thing is now with this come up, even but the thing is now with this you� ome up, even but the thing is now with this you haveup, even but the thing is now with this you have people1 but the thing is now with this you have people that because you have people that want dont want to rejoin the eu, dont you . I do believe at you . So when and i do believe at some point in the future, scotland will become independent, i think theres too many kind root many kind of grass root children, voters of nationalist parents that want to carry that on, you see what mean. But on, if you see what i mean. But then youll immediately have a fraction would need to fraction that like would need to rejoin uk. This is just rejoin the uk. So this is just going ping pong pong going to ping pong and ping pong like the eu thing keep us employed. Employed. Telegraph next and Chris Skudder. Amazing new skudder. Whats this amazing new tactic the have where tactic the police have where they where crime occurs . They go to where crime occurs . Pretty much police to target antisocial hotspots after trials cut crime by 24. So yeah, it turns out if you put police in the areas where crime is happening, you see a reduction in crime. Thats good. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is like some Sherlock Holmes type stuff going on. Funny. Research its really funny. Research from essex showed 40,000 hours of extra patrols resulted in 50, 55 reduction in which is 40,000 hours, isnt it . From what it was . And are these exactly with it . With it being an essex and having seen the only way is essex. So these crimes against fashion and are they actually violent. Well i think i think to be a crime against what was that . Against natural tanning, against natural tanning. Oh, i love people from essex. Oh, i love people from essex. Gateway crime , a gateway gateway crime, a gateway gang, £1 million to get some software to identify local crime hotspots. I mean, whats wrong with a pin in a map . And she did not say, well, actually, never mind a pin in a map. Why dont they just walk around on the beach . Surely youd up stuff to youd pick up some stuff to increase that. No, its no, no, no. Its the interesting statistic for me, bruce, how this doesnt just bruce, was how this doesnt just reduce have such a large impact on antisocial crime. But this has also been proven to have an impact on on all crime and sort of it seems to be a direct evidence that when you when you when you make a difference to anti social crime, that has a knock on effect. Knock on effect. But then is that not what the police are meant to do . Like i dont understand. I dont want to quote another panel saying the is saying this is a to quote another panel saying the story, is saying this is a to quote another panel saying the story, butaying this is a to quote another panel saying the story, but iing this is a to quote another panel saying the story, but i justthis is a to quote another panel saying the story, but i just woulda to quote another panel saying the story, but i just would have non story, but i just would have thought of the thought that the fact of the matter yeah, if you matter is that, yeah, if you tackle all serious crime, its a kind effect, isnt it . Kind of ripple effect, isnt it . So that in new york in so we saw that in new york in the 90s and that was part of their policy. But no, mean, i totally but no, i mean, i totally agree as youre reading agree with you as youre reading this like, duh. This article, youre like, duh. Yeah come on, what are you doing . This is it. Its. Its so frustrating, isnt it . We used to have this headmaster that made us all stand up when we came into the room, which we all thought was really silly because we were kids want to do kids and we didnt want to do it. And then we got a new headmaster who didnt care, and the behaviour went downhill. Well go. Well there we go. Police wow. They really . Police wow. They employed obvious employed you yet more obvious fallout and the fallout from lockdowns and the observer that observer cresta. Not that im not impartial, obviously. Of covid generation thousands of covid generation under exclude from schools in england. So this article is england. So this article is claiming that the lockdowns have caused children little children to be going to school, caused children little children to be going to school , still to be going to school, still needing nappies , but that does needing nappies, but that does mean they had lots of time at home with their parents, so surely they should have been getting potty trained at home. I mean, thats never been a teachers job, has it . But i think at home, no , but i think at home, no, thats true. But the point is thats true. But the point is that not theyre not that theyre not theyre not spending time outside. They spending much time outside. They havent other havent acclimatised with other children necessarily. Theres also massive language differences problems in differences like problems in terms of being able to communicate and also understanding words. So its not just i wear a nappy. Just potties. I wear a nappy. Im not ashamed. But thats when i first no, but thats when i first read this. I thought, are they taking proverbial because , taking the proverbial because, as they were in as you say, they were in lockdown. What was child lockdown. So what was the child just in corner of the just stuck in a corner of the room left alone . While room and left alone . While i dont were enjoying dont know, they were enjoying some youre some sparkling. Perry youre talking about maya parenting. Answer right . Yes. Is the answer right . Yes. Is the answer right . Your on youtube. Heard about your on youtube. Heard about your on youtube. But this is a very serious thing here because what we have is a generation of children with a terrible start in their School Career and accumulates over time. And not only that , its time. And not only that, its going to affect the other children as well because of all these resources to try to get those kids to catch up. We are talking about a massively impacted general ocean here. Absolutely. It was a friend of my sister. I think a friend of my sister. I think a friend of theirs had a baby during lockdown. And then all these people got together and it was the first time the babies had seen other. Yeah. They the first time the babies had seen fascinated�. Yeah. They the first time the babies had seen fascinated because they were fascinated because obviously they werent they werent at all. But werent used to it at all. But i have a friend that had two lockdown children they were lockdown children and they were all potty trained, you know, not i believe not. Ive never had a child. Child. I think one of the thing is having siblings and i think my five year old, that was a massive help having older brothers sisters did help brothers and sisters did help them with all of those impacts. But also its just things like masks stuff. Kids, babies masks and stuff. Kids, babies need to see faces. Thats how they learn about expressions and whatnot. So i guess maybe the most frustrating thing is that this kind of stuff was highlighted at the time. Yeah. And ignored. And now were going to see the impact on it. And 100. Yeah, very, very annoying. Write the telegraph here cresta with labour pushing a policy that i dont they policy that i dont think they actually with actually come out with particularly vows particularly well, labour vows to force Political Parties to disclose data about diversity of candidates on the surface does sound a bit racist, doesnt it . The way theyve phrased it there youve got to list everybody by their their. Yeah, by their identify and characteristics. So Anneliese Doddsis characteristics. So Anneliese Dodds is saying that labour would fall on. Yes. Man yes. If you. Im just giving. You. Im just giving. Thats how im just giving. Thats how they would do it. I thought that was an impression of Anneliese Dodds. How much that helps. Yeah. Well, shes, shes saying that the tories got the guts the tories havent got the guts to this. No. Firstly theyve to do this. No. Firstly theyve had some female Prime Ministers so you theres that and so you know theres that and weve recently shes been weve just recently shes been talking about life sentences for, for sexual murder and shes implying that the tories have got no interest in womens issues and i just dont think that thats i dont know and i dont think its just talking about women here. And of course, there is hypocrisy, because hypocrisy, bruce, because this is a party thats is coming from a party thats never female leader. Never had a female leader. This is the whole thing. But this is the whole thing. Why nandy in why arent rayner or nandy in the top job . Rayner, i understand, well, rayner, i understand, but nandy, i voted for nandy, although i think keir has actually been all right. But that choice was lisa that was my choice was lisa nandy. I think shes incredibly impressive. Dont agree with impressive. I dont agree with her on everything before people start , but that start tweeting me, but, but that is who i originally went for. But the other thing that i mean, first of all, number one, reading this was that this information has already been put out there. Theres already a law that this this information is put there. Secondly, i dont put out there. Secondly, i dont know they think this is going know if they think this is going to impact it that they to have the impact it that they think it will. People can go, oh, this party has got this much representation and this much diversity. First of all, we see diversity. First of all, we see this is a sub clause. We see the conservatives with seemingly a much more diverse leadership in terms of ethnicity and gender for well , i was terms of ethnicity and gender for well, i was going to terms of ethnicity and gender for well , i was going to say for well, i was going to say that, but then i thought, well, no, because i dont know what their personal opinions are. Reject idea, you know. I reject this idea, you know. Oh, well, weve got all the colours must fine. Its colours so it must be fine. Its like, you know, but then shes obviously, mean, i obviously, i mean, anneliese, i believe scottish. Believe is scottish. Stage had and at one stage we had scottish labour kezia scottish labour leader kezia dugdale, be a out dugdale, who happens to be a out proud woman. Im in the proud gay woman. Im in the cabinet in scotland. Theres pam Duncan Clancy who happens to be because they want disabled mp. She happens a wheelchair. She happens to use a wheelchair. The now is a man im not the leader now is a man im not sure is he muslim . And so if sure is he muslim . And so if think so , scottish labour has think so, scottish labour has everything that shes looking for. But you know obviously down here then she seems to be bereft i but heres a crazy thing. Why dont we just vote for the people who we think are going to be the best job . Madness right . Were the halfway point, but were at the halfway point, but join us for harassment, join us for Sexual Harassment, genden join us for Sexual Harassment, gender, beast. Gender, apartheid and a beast. Drivers didnt drivers you cant say we didnt warn radio. Welcome back to headliners. Lets go straight to the mail on sunday, which even though theyve got it in for the bbc are the bbc helping them out here . Bruce well so its revealed that question time audience member described member who fiona bruce described as, i quote, the black guy as, and i quote, the black guy breaks his silence and says. Presenter called him to say sorry, but he still wants to know why the bbc deleted the clip. I lot of clip. Now, i know a lot of people in their droves dont watch anymore. Watch question time anymore. You can live when its can watch it live when its being recorded on iplayer. Being recorded on iplayer. Stop talking about the competition. This competition. This competition. And this comment was made in that. Competition. And this comment was made in that. But when they was made in that. But when they put the programme out, theyd edited it now i do think edited it out. Now i do think its odd. I happen to like fiona bruce know lot of people bruce and i know a lot of people on sunny well, no first on the same sunny well, no first name anyway , ill continue name anyway, ill continue talking and thank you. I would talking and thank you. I would like to point out that she had fallen off a horse and shed broken her hand. Not that im saying that thats an issue racist, but its the first time that shes ever referred to someone. She would either say the in glasses or someone. She would either say the blonde in glasses or someone. She would either say the blonde haired glasses or someone. She would either say the blonde haired glassltsor the blonde haired woman. Its the blonde haired woman. Its the i think shes the first time i think shes ever anything to pertaining the first time i think shes evthe anything to pertaining the first time i think shes evthe colourthing to pertaining the first time i think shes ev the colour ofng to pertaining the first time i think shes ev the colour of someonesining the first time i think shes ev the colour of someones skin to the colour of someones skin. Then the funny. Yeah. So and then the funny thing the guy had got just thing is the guy had gotjust happens to black who happens happens to be black who happens to indeed. Then to be black. Indeed. And then the guy is roberto the guy his name is roberto gorgon , im 35. Hed got in gorgon, im 35. Hed got in touch to say, why did you edit the clip out if you didnt think there was anything wrong with it . Saying it regards the guy in the blue sweater . Yes. Well, an yes. Well, its an interesting thing, caressa because she but because she has, but shes called apologise. Called him to apologise. So shes called to so shes called in to apologise, but i her apologise, but i think her excuse is a bit weird because she sort of says that she couldnt see any other identifying features. She was like, oh, i was blocked. Im like, oh, i was blocked. Im like, what . You literally just saw his head. You didnt see the colour of his shirt. And yeah, exactly. She just saw like tiny thing. And then also then thing. And then she also then says i wanted because says that. But i wanted because im almost like she implies because im so anti racist. I because im so anti racist. I wanted to make sure that his voice was heard. So i thought id be a little bit racist or maybe people dont think its racist at all just to go, oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The black gentleman in the middle. Is that racist . Well, i didnt think it was when watched clip back, when i watched the clip back, i thought , when i watched the clip back, i thought, fair enough. I certainly wouldnt be offended if i were in a row of women of other colours if i was the only white person. And they said the white person. And they said the white woman. Then , you white woman. But but then, you know, what people know, who knows what people have experienced life . Experienced their entire life . Exactly. Not be place exactly. It may not be my place to but certainly the tone to say, but certainly the tone of it was i mean , i dont know. Of it was i mean, i dont know. And once you start getting into , oh, well, i fell off a horse, its like, no, no, look, just say, oh, she wasnt using that as an excuse. As an excuse. Its just you. Oh, it was just me. See, thing is, just me. See, the thing is, madonna off horse once. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to na off horse once. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to going off horse once. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to going see horse once. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to going see herorse once. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to going see her nextonce. Just me. See, the thing is, ma to going see her next week. Im to going see her next week. More that the break. More of that after the break. And everyone thought had more of that after the break. Aifacelift. Veryone thought had more of that after the break. Aifacelift. Izryone thought had more of that after the break. Aifacelift. I see. E thought had a facelift. I see. Madonna. Madonna. Yeah, shed fallen off a horse to kind of cover it. If you see what i mean. So. Okay, well, i feel weve okay, well, i feel like weve really that one. Well, really done that one. Well, i dont know where we went off. Congratulations. Taken dont know where we went off. Congfrom itions. Taken dont know where we went off. Congfromitionlewis taken dont know where we went off. Congfrom ition Lewis Schafferi over from the Lewis Schaffer segway over from the Lewis Schaffer seg nor over from the Lewis Schaffer seg no observer next. No observer next. No observer next. And bruce, what is gender apartheid and how do we stop south doing it . Yes. South africa doing it . Yes. Nobel peace winner joins so nobel peace winner joins calls for un to criminalise gender apartheid. Now, we were talking about this before the show. One, we were we were talking at her. No, i wasnt. I talking at her. No, i wasnt. I wasnt. Were purely collaborative. Were purely discussion. I was saying how this is feminism where its needed. Its feminism where its needed. Its my take. I thought we were doing a story tonight about labours plans about Sexual Harassment at work. But ive got that coming work. But ive got that coming up. Weve got that coming up. Okay, well get to so okay, so well get to that. So its very interesting to me how different parts of the world are driving feminism different driving feminism in different ways. Argue this is ways. And i would argue this is entirely appropriate , right . Entirely appropriate, right . Because because the clearly the taliban are enacting some kind of gender apartheid. If theyre not allowing women to have education, thats not on, in my opinion. No no. I mean, its is it the right type using the word apartheid is obviously a very evocative and its used by people certainly in israel. They try and claim its an apartheid, even though people in israel. Hey, did bring it in israel. Hey, i did bring it back. Lied. But even though back. I lied. But even though arabs , Arab Israelis have full arabs, Arab Israelis have full equal rights with with israelis, jewish israelis. But so im not jewish israelis. But so im not sure how helpful that is. But of course, there is a state where, you know, in afghanistan, you have the taliban. What they have is this in iran as well, and various other countries around the world, the way that women are treated and but trying to get this put through the human rights un human rights council. I mean, when youve got china on the board and youve got these other countries , human rights other countries, human rights abusers, kazakhstan , the uae, abusers, kazakhstan, the uae, these are not all pakistan , not these are not all pakistan, not always great places to be a woman, arguably, no. And there is also this argument not being argument about not being subjugation, but instead protection. And we would have said this country until said that in this country until not ago. Not that long ago. So theres that there is that. All right. Well, look, lets do what were going talk do what we were going to talk about. Now, krista, about. Independent now, krista, what rules does labour want you to start following . What rules does labour want you to slabourlowing . What rules does labour want you to slabour reveals plans labour reveals new plans to clamp on harassment clamp down on Sexual Harassment at. So yeah , there you go. At work. So yeah, there you go. The labour party has unveiled new plans to clamp down on Sexual Harassment in the workplace, as figures show almost five 5 million women experienced such behaviour at work each year. And with these stories about Sexual Harassment, we never get a definition of what Sexual Harassment means and wot]. Won. And yeah , well, thats it. And yeah, well, thats it. And yeah, well, thats it. This is it though, isnt it . Is that. I bet there are people who would see who would see that as Sexual Harassment. And i would say to them, no its not. As Sexual Harassment. And i wo we say to them, no its not. As Sexual Harassment. And i wo we dont them, no its not. As Sexual Harassment. And i wo we dont getem, no its not. As Sexual Harassment. And i wo we dont get a|, no its not. As Sexual Harassment. And i wo we dont get a definition not. So we dont get a definition which no , no, no, which is yes, sorry, no, no, no, we dont get a definition. Sorry. I just thought of something. Yeah. Sorry. I just thought of son classic yeah. Sorry. I just thought of sonclassic interrupting. Classic interrupting. Classic interrupting. Holly willoughby or. Holly willoughby or. No, no, no, no. I told you i wanted in because i know wanted that in because i know about that. But you know, relevant to it is relevant relevant to this, it is relevant to this because judy murray, andy she came andy murrays mother, she came out was out recently saying she was a victim of Sexual Harassment or sexual assault. And it was to do with someone putting a hand on her leg. I think now i dont know about you. I get my backside felt up at gigs constant from i dont even know, honestly, but i do. And im not saying its right, but im not necessarily sure i would determine that. But then who am i to say whatever anyone is going through, if you see what i mean. It could lead more. Mean. It could lead to more. I rape is carried out i mean, rape is carried out by sexual attacks, and by men sexual attacks, and theres rocketman cant be attacked. There is a huge difference the men difference between the way men and sexual and women receive sexual advances. Advances. I completely accept that. If anything, dont think we make anything, i dont think we make enough of that because thats the oftentimes enough of that because thats the realise oftentimes enough of that because thats the realise what imes enough of that because thats the realise what theyre men dont realise what theyre doing upsetting women. Doing is upsetting women. So theres that and i mean, what else can we say about this . They the latest data from the government. Im still interested in these figures. It reveals that 3 in 10 women currently in work suffered some form of Sexual Harassment in the last yean Sexual Harassment in the last year. And i just we never get a definition. And i personally dont think ive ever been sexually harassed in the workplace. So i constantly get this diet of these stories. And i i dont know what to say i just i dont know what to say about well, im not going okay. Well, im not going to say anything now. Im just going to on quickly because there to move on quickly because there are that came to move on quickly because there are my that came to move on quickly because there are my moving at came to move on quickly because there are my moving on ame to move on quickly because there are my moving on toie into my brain moving on to telegraph womans only telegraph where a womans only shelter needs change name i Chris Skudder women only homeless agrees to take homeless shelter agrees to take in trans people who self identify. So this charity, self identify. So this charity, glassdoor, i mean , theyre a glassdoor, i mean, theyre a Homelessness Charity now. Previously there was no theyre making the point that they didnt have separate gender accommodation for homeless people. So i just think thats worth knowing. At the beginning of the story. But theyve then come and created womans come in and created a womans space specifically said space and specifically said theyll women in theyll allow trans women in there and course, amazed there and of course, im amazed that theyre not a bit more with the times because this is currently the stuff is all kind of unravelling. These are the most vulnerable and its most Vulnerable Women and its totally inappropriate to have biological males in these spaces because bruce actually part of equality law is that there is a protection in there for these single sex spaces. , there is, but for many well, there is, but for many years , the importance of keeping years, the importance of keeping men womens shelter has men out of womens shelter has been such that any person who enters, plumbers and enters, including plumbers and electricians, female. So electricians, must be female. So with that is one of the kind of mission then, yeah. Mission statements then, yeah. Does that not fly in the face of this new policy . Yeah, no, of course it does. But theyre going going but then theyre going going along with this in 2020. They talk about a woman being raped in a mixed sex shelter. This is exactly why you have it in. In one of the things that first enlightened me to this, what was going on with ideology going on with gender ideology was been a womans was theres been a womans shelter in montreal that has been sued for the last eight years and lost all its funding to theyve been trying to get them to force them to allow men identifying as women into it. And they actually finally just, i believe, won their case. But it seems like its like prisons and whatever. You have very Vulnerable People here they Vulnerable People here and they need to be protected in those spaces and its not about trans women being young. Its about men. Yeah. Anyway, whatever. Men. Yeah. Anyway, whatever. Right . One more section to go. Its a doozy. Dead birds who its a doozy. Dead birds who exhibit and the death of the pork pie. Lets go out welcome back to headliners and kicking off with the telegraph cresta and does this Development Mean i should finally leave my space . It might be time does ad free instagram mean the era of data harvesting is over . Data harvesting is over . Yeah. Yeah. Talk to us about data harvesting. Does it mean that. Well, it turns out that if youre sexy data harvesting , so am i allowed data harvesting, so am i allowed to say that . I dont know. Im not sure. I dont know. Im not sure. After me, i dont think you should be harvesting sexy data personally. You can when personally. You can anyway. When we facebook and things like we use facebook and things like that, we if were not paying, we are the guys. Yeah. Are the product guys. Yeah. That. Youre not paying that. No, youre not paying youre the product your attention because. Yeah. Because they were they can sell you stuff so were worth a fortune. But if we pay for like instagram or for things like instagram or whatever, we wont get advertised at. So i think that sounds like a really good solution. Theyre talking about £11 a month to use meta facebook. Would pay £11 not to facebook. I would pay £11 not to use facebook these days, but you can do that for free. Ive never used it. Youve never used facebook . No, ive never used facebook . No, ive never used facebook . No, ive never used facebook. Never used facebook . No, ive nevyou sed facebook. Never used facebook . No, ive nevyou on facebook. Never used facebook . No, ive nevyou on instagram or any of you on instagram or any of the other stuff. Yeah okay. So i mean, with mean, do you get bombarded with all adverts and also when all the adverts and also when they kind they take they kind of like they take those little bits, its incredible. I know everyone jokes about it talks about jokes about it or talks about it. You mention a song it. Its like you mention a song or god, im doing or oh my god, im, im doing some and then suddenly im some diy and then suddenly im still getting for still getting adverts for bathrooms and had mine bathrooms and ive had mine done, see what mean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand see what mean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand ive see what mean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand ive tried vhat mean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand ive tried tort mean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand ive tried to getnean. Bathrooms and ive had mine dorand ive tried to get in an. And ive tried to get in touch with them and say, ive got it, ill show you photo of got it, ill show you a photo of it. Have to stop showing me it. You have to stop showing me this. Im beginning to go off instagram. Needy instagram. Its a very needy thing minute you thing because the minute you follow follow these thing because the minute you follow but follow these thing because the minute you follow but watch llow these thing because the minute you follow but watch how these thing because the minute you follow but watch how you se thing because the minute you follow but watch how you talk people, but watch how you talk to you reply to them. You know, if you reply to them. You know, if you reply to in a remember to someone in a dm, remember this a supportive place and this is a supportive place and its tell the hmrc its like, well, tell the hmrc that you the that because when you phone the hmrc, point to this. Hmrc, there is a point to this. Theyre like our staff are allowed to without being allowed to work without being screwed and screamed at. And its im also its like, well, yeah, im also allowed not off and allowed to not be cut off and tutted them heavy tutted at and hear them heavy breathing. So it works both ways. No, im done with ways. But no, im done with instagram. Its annoying. Ways. But no, im done with insibutim. Its annoying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its its annoying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its also annoying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its also a annoying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its also a bit|noying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its also a bit ofying. Ways. But no, im done with insibut its also a bit of ang. But its also a bit of a class thing in it. If have class thing in it. If you have to pay get to not be hassled to pay to get to not be hassled by other thing by adverts. And the other thing that theyre talking about is in the have come the eu, the laws that have come through now, theyre not allowed the eu, the laws that have come th|collectow, theyre not allowed the eu, the laws that have come th|collectow, tdatae not allowed the eu, the laws that have come th|collectow, tdata a not ally so 5d to collect that data anyway, so theyre you theyre like, hey guys, you could just pay for it. Us if theyre not allowed to collect will we see collect data, will we not see any repeat . I think its like its no, i think its like its all a bit general, like theyre just going to take the very basic years old, basic data youre 47 years old, so youre going to get a lot of prostate stuff. Thats life. Prostate stuff. Thats my life. A month . But but a £11 a month . Yeah but then twitters now paying for youtube premium. Did youtube premium. That . I know what whats that . I know what youtube oh, right. Well youtube is. Oh, right. Well actually, that makes sense. I spare you. Its to do with kylie minogue. Well move on observer next and bruce, a very short sequel here hitchcocks the birds. Yes. I like hedren when i felt like tippi hedren when i reading it. Yes. At least i was reading it. Yes. At least a thousand birds have died from colliding one chicago colliding with one chicago building in one day. Now, this is mccormack place, is our is mccormack place, which is our Convention Centre here. So if you think of somewhere like the excel or earls court, but its all glass, all glass and its absolutely poor absolutely massive and the poor birds flying it. Stupid birds are flying into it. Stupid birds are flying into it. Stupid birds. Are they stupid . Birds. Are they stupid . Well, dead. Well, theyre dead. Well, theyre dead. Thats lived thats their lived experience. Dont know what experience. We dont know what brought that. Maybe brought them to that. Maybe there trauma in there was childhood trauma in their fine their nest. Fine but a thousand birds or thousand . A thousand . A lot of birds . Yeah, a lot a lot of birds . Yeah, a lot of birds. I love that this is somebodys job to study this. Im saying that with a smirk. I actually do think this really sad. Lot of nuggets theres a lot of nuggets there, it . Sorry. Thats. There, isnt it . Sorry. Thats. I be crying as well. I should be crying as well. Do you know, though, it was it was in the last ten years that said, dont that mcdonalds said, dont worry, the nuggets are made of breast they made breast meat. What were they made of tendons and of before . Like tendons and claws . Beaks. Ive seen on on the no, ive seen it on on the facebook should be paying for. Facebook i should be paying for. So dont see this kind so i dont have to see this kind of thing. Yeah, but it says but okay. Yeah, but it says but they ive never heard about this before where before but they chicago where this have the this has taken place have the bird buildings bird safe buildings act so theyre on theyre really getting on generally im not a big fan of more legislation this is one you can get behind. Well pretty isnt it . They also they also have a huge pollution huge amount of Light Pollution from chicago, and from buildings in chicago, and thats affecting the quality of the wee birds. Thats affecting the quality of the wen have s. Thats affecting the quality of the wenhave learnt a lot with we have learnt a lot with that story. Ornithologist. Were ornithologist. Were ornithologist. Very good. More with oh, very good. More with birds. No more observer action. Now, cresta, and this is my sunday with the kids sorted. Sunday with the kids sorted. Brilliant. Its brilliant. Like something from back of animal poo exhibition opens in london. I dont know if weve got any photos for this, but even if we havent, you can imagine it. I can do a live. It looks exciting. No, but thats the only hasnt done so only one. She hasnt done so this zookeeper this lady, she was a zookeeper and enormously fond of and she was enormously fond of the animals. I can imagine that you them. You would become fond of them. Then her favourite then one day, her favourite elephant taken away. Oh and elephant gets taken away. Oh and as a souvenir, she decides to keep a poo as you do, and she dries it out and nobody questions her mental health. Theres no got a couple of exes. Well, shes shes now got well, shes so shes now got this collection of this enormous collection of animal poos and she thinks i know than know what ill do rather than seek help, turn it into an seek help, ill turn it into an exhibition and does make exhibition an and she does make the doesnt have the point that she doesnt have any faeces. So if want any human faeces. So if you want to volunteer you its to volunteer you so its not really is complete the collection. What do you think . What do you think . Well, i love the title, the origin of faeces poo at the zoo. Origin of faeces poo at the 200. I think thats catchy and i think thats really catchy and well, is the thing because well, this is the thing because over children have over a thousand children have already see which already booked to see it, which just proves, as we would say in scotland, juniors love a jobby. Well you know what . Well they do. You know what . I this as of biological i see this as sort of biological version histories or something. Yeah, i think its funny. Yeah, i think its funny. Theyve got a wombat that does a square poo who knew . Well, exactly. Well, exactly. Is very , very interesting. Also, theres a vikings stool in that museum in york, a big fossilised and klopp know about that. Wow. Wow. Wow. I know. I know. Wow. Well, yeah, kids will love it. Of course they will. Why not . Im looking fonnard to it. Mail sunday has an to it. Mail on sunday has an interesting here, bruce. Interesting story here, bruce. Instead can we instead of jurassic park, can we have . Park . Have park . Park . How the sycamore gap well, how the sycamore gap a tree could rise again. Scientists claim they will have the technology to grow an identical the felled identical copy of the felled tree at hadrians when the tree at hadrians wall. When the sycamore gap tree fell on september the 28th and it was cut down in its hundreds of years of british history, fell with it. So what theyre going with it. So what theyre going to do is theyre going to do what Barbra Streisand did with her favourite sugar and her favourite dog, sugar and clone theyre going to clone clone it. Theyre going to clone it clone it. Theyre going to clone h bnng clone it. Theyre going to clone it bring it back. It and bring it back. Yeah, and im looking fonnard to tree 300 years. Yes. Yes. Yes. Presumably its still going to grow at tree speed. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Youll signed do you think youll be signed off by then off with depression by then because youve been alive for so long . No, im very happy. Right. Were to do final were going to do one final story. Is death of story. This is the death of British Culture telegraph. Pork pie supply britains pork pie supply at risk rising costs bite. Oh, risk as rising costs bite. Oh, my god. So this is really where where it hits britains pork pie supply could be hit by a slowdown after leading food, uk manufacturer warned it could scale back production because theres all difficult theres been all these difficult things happening. You know, things happening. You know, weve obviously had all the covid disruption. Theres been all of the of the all this cost of the cost of the pork is going up, is it the pork and not the pastry. And not the pastry. Its all of it. Its all of it. And it also revealed this is a strange note. It also a strange side note. It also revealed it suffered a £5 million shutting million hit from shutting revolution a plant revolution kitchen, a plant based free. Based subsidy free. So it was fake pork. So it was fake pork. So it was fake pork. No, no. Its just its a big food company. Right. That seems to be concerned , that seems to be concerned, your confusion, because theres that seems to be concerned, y lotconfusion, because theres that seems to be concerned, y lot corconfusioncause theres that seems to be concerned, y lotcorconfusion here, theres that seems to be concerned, y lotcorconfusion here, too. es a lot of confusion here, too. Why exactly it to why theyre exactly it feels to me theyre threatening us. Me like theyre threatening us. It personally. Im it feels not me personally. Im not that bothered, but threatening you guys. And theyre like, going theyre like, were going to stop you better stop making them. So you better buy now. And hoard them up buy them now. And hoard them up or whatever. Its maybe to do with the butter you butter as well. Because you remember had to put remember when they had to put things because it things on the lurpak because it was so expensive. Was so expensive. Was so expensive. Is nearly over. Lets show is nearly over. Lets take another at take another quick look at sundays front its true. Take another quick look at sunlmail front its true. Take another quick look at sunlmail froisunday, its true. Take another quick look at sunlmail froisunday, its tkill the mail on sunday, dont kill me. Telegraph. Hamas me. Sunday telegraph. Hamas terrorists civilians has terrorists butcher civilians has stunned 9 11 stunned israel suffers 9 11 moment and obviously we thoughts and prayers go to them. Observer hundreds die and hostages held as hamas assault shocks israel. The sun on sunday bgt acts left me suicidal. The mirror, holly me suicidal. The mirror, holly and phil mend rift over kidnap, horror and finally the daily star. Screw me up. Scotty. Those were your front pages. That is all we have time for. Thank you very much. To my guest, cressida wesson and bruce we are wesson and bruce devlin. We are back tomorrow p. M. Wesson and bruce devlin. We are back tomorrow pm. With back tomorrow at 11 pm. With andrew Doyle Daniels and andrew doyle Victor Daniels and Louis Schaefer and if youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. Have a great weekend by late. Good evening one and all. Its 9 00 on television and on radio and online in the United Kingdom and across the world. This is mark dolan tonight in my big opinion, as the police give to in gender madness, lets be clear. There is no such thing as clear. There is no such thing as a female rapist. My mark meets guest has gained thousands of fans online by travelling to the most dangerous places in the world. Hes even met the taliban and lived to tell the story. Hes risked life and limb to pursue his crazy adventures, and he joins us before the end of the hour. In he joins us before the end of the hour. In the big story. Well bring you the latest on the tragic scenes of violence playing out in israel with voices in the field and top analysis closer to home. It might take at ten the irish premier leo varadkar says britain is disengaging from the world. Well, ill be putting this eu stooge right and disengaging from his absolute nonsense as. Look, its going to nonsense as. Look, its going to be a hard night. There are some awful stories to report on, but well usually bring you what we can in terms of the mix on mark dolan tonight. The big opinion , dolan tonight. The big opinion, big debate and a touch of entertainer along the lots entertainer along the way. Lots to through. Ill be dealing to get through. Ill be dealing with the woke police straight after with ray addison after the news with ray addison i thanks , mark. Good evening. Thanks, mark. Good evening. Heres the latest from the gb news newsroom and our top story breaking in the last hour, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says israel will take mighty vengeance against the terrorist Organisation Hamas after more than 200 israelis were killed and 1100 injured due to a surprise attack. Nearly 200 surprise attack. Nearly 200 palestinian boys have also subsequent died after hamas fired thousands of rockets and gun crossed the border. Local news reported. Israeli civilians in border towns barricading themselves in their homes and