♪ >> hello, according to the "wall street journal", 2024 shaping up to be a horrible election-year with two nominees that give you a sinking feeling as the bile arises in your throat. grandpa bussey met versus crazy mcgill and 2023 not on track to be the election no one wanted. this week's new york times poll shows exactly how bad it is joe biden as he's losing to literally hitler and five battleground states. you don't think it hitler? star two time loser no stranger to delusional authoritarianism. >> you can see it in countries where hitler was duly elected so all of a sudden somebody with those tendencies the dictatorial tendencies would be like okay we are going to shut this down, throw these people in jail and they didn't usually telegraph that. trump is telling us what he intends to do. take him at his word. >> she wanted to round everybody up send them to maga reeducation camps a few weeks ago and sit down, you must delay up and benched. hillary is the least of joe's problem. hillary biden is losing support from latinos, black voters, most of his fellow democrats. he's even lost the progressive pro- hamas funds. let's check in again on another fark bag who says biden is right where she wants him. >> basically joe is doing what he supposed to, he's not doing everything i want him to and everybody else wanted he's doing his job and that's what i want. >> he's doing a horrible job. >> what awful analysis, according to j.p. morgan chief u.s. economist, the economy is tanking. we are on the brink of potential third world war and inflation is as pained as sam bankman-fried and present withering more and more by the day. our stumble chief to accelerate rapid decline. former losing vp kane and worries with his hot take on the next great war. >> i've had to answer questions from people i've never answered which is the speak world war iii. people are mindful of world war i regional conflict the party joined and another party and another party and then you have world war. >> kane is not the only establishment sounding off from the donkey firm, let's listen to your how covid they are in god's ability to execute a second term and whether or not to diagnose and fix the problem. >> is high blood pressure, he will make him upset and make him worse. thus the medical malpractice equivalent of acting like nothing is happening and clearly something is happening. >> assess to ask himself, is this the best path? i suspect he will say yes but time is fleeting. >> a tweet reading only joe biden can make this decision. if he continues to run he will be the nominee of the democrat party, what he needs to decide is whether it's wise in his best interest more than countries. allow me to translate dipstick to english, trump a speeding biden. if biden stays in the race, he loses. i'm not the only one who can read the subtext here, i wrote about this week in the daily mail. democrats need a savior and her name is michelle obama, she got recognition, very few unfavorable. fantastic biceps and more importantly, candidacy would take the political careers of both kamala harris and gavin newsom. speaking of newsom, he saw him of his own copy poll numbers from the conservatism, the los angeles times who showed support who dropped 11% since february, california are growing sick of the nonsense. high taxes and homelessness and add to that, was supposed to be the happiest place on earth, disneyland is a rash of bloopers. people have taken to evacuate dowels while waiting in line for popular price which i guess is patrick, prettify call keister effect. when our society is swirling down the toilet stuff happens with people but especially in newsom's california. objects are making their way up honey hole worried voters as they are visit shut up misplaced lump stuff, action figures, fishing poles, student and sex toys shut up where the sun don't shine because many concerned americans have a better choice than a biden trump rematch. gavin newsom's performance might stink and he can say he is not running for president but there is one sassy incapacitated keystone who knows a lackluster politician when he sees them. >> there are two additional democrats running for -- excuse me, running for president rhino. one is congressman from minnesota and the other is the governor of california. [laughter] both running for president but only one had the guts to announce it. >> she's in love with him. can't find the fetterman when he tried running for president as a democrat, they demonize you and run you out of the party. the same new york times poll that showed joe biden losing to murder hornets found raspy dark horse rfk junior beatty joe biden and donald trump with younger voters in six swing states. a man who thinks pesticides makes frogs gay is not the least crazy option among 18 to 29 -year-olds in georgia pennsylvania, nevada, arizona, michigan and wisconsin. whether it's michelle obama, rfk junior or joe exotic, they want something else. voters from every political stripe know they don't want to things -- joe biden or kamala harris. you never hear kareem jean-pierre ask about the election query, are you better off than you were four years ago? the answer is a resounding help to the absolute no. people would rather jim pickle jars in the old prison wallet and poop all over it a small world then faced with four more years of bumbling incompetence while forced to eat work solids from the buffoonery buffet. >> i think the american people made clear they are prepared to stand for freedom and individual freedom and promise of real men america the president and i have a lot of work to do to earn our reelection plan confident we are going to win. >> i have freedom and i have freedom. people whisper maybe she is drinking on the job which would explain awkward cackles, redundant explanations and rhetorical ineptitude that acts as a warning to all you jerk vice president, never go full kamala. the presidency is in freefall as joe biden seems more concerned with taking naps on the beach and actually running the country or leading on the world stage. i'm confident he will not be present after next year end just as confident the world were only get more insane and unstable as we beating this crazy beast that goes for select candidates who never had a shot to offer real change. i know no one likes the truth, they tell you stick it where the sun don't shine. i don't know if there is room anymore for that. we have an amazing show on this fox news saturday night, hilarious panel makes fun of a new government health guide, it gained night with florida. the truth on ai fear mongering plus i go to a distillery to learn how to make whiskey. all that, stay right here. ♪ ♪ hello, is there anything on earth better than perfectly grilled ribeye or well-made cocktail or good cigar box the nurse of the american association now claim you can extend your life by years if you stop doing all the stuff that makes life worth living. is the trade-off worth it? i hit the streets to find out. ♪ >> the american association says to add six years to our lives, we have to stop eating sugar, we had to cut down on fat, we have to exercise, stop smoking, isn't that horrible advice? [laughter] life is short. >> you should enjoy. >> what is the unhealthiest thing you do? >> i didn't do anything you mentioned so i'm doing everything healthy. >> you are doing everything healthy, you sleep a lot? you don't smoke? you don't drink? you want to start? >> no. ♪ >> what's the unhealthiest thing you do? >> all of it. let's go! >> has the pizza? it looks delicious not the american dumb dumb party association says you have to cut down on things like pizza. >> only if you don't exercise but if you exercise and run. >> did you run the marathon? no. [laughter] >> do love mcdonald's? >> yes. >> me to. ♪ >> we been doing 20000 steps around new york. >> for every step you can go to a new pizza place. >> wash it down with something. american heart association, socket. >> you got a light? >> i don't. >> what's the unhealthiest thing you do? do you like smoking? the american heart association says we have to stop smoking, stop eating krispy kreme, does not sound like a way to live? >> no. >> what would you rather do, smoke and i sooner or do nothing and live six extra years? >> i'd rather keep smoking died early, the country is going to help. >> do you want a smoke? they are really good. >> class and sasse, dying young and feeling great. >> would you give up all of your vices for a few extra years on this earth? let's meet tonight's panel, comedian and author of iris -- am i saying this right? >> goodenough. >> dan is here along with podcast host and comedian summers and foxbusiness senior correspondent, charlie guess the reno. >> what did i get myself into? >> this is an exhaustive list. >> i'm not giving up porno. >> no more porn, no more sugar or tobacco or vodka, manager blood sugar. >> what's interesting is some of this always has been back, smoking, not great. however, they moved the goal post in terms of healthy diet, if you remember the old food pyramid, it was like green -- >> six to 11 green servings a day. >> now health experts say the ribeye you set have to give up is pretty good, i should eat it. it's got protein, it fits grasp that is even better, it's good for you, i like my states but i also like vodka. was vodka on the list? we met just put it on the. [laughter] >> some of this is absurd because they keep moving the goal post but, smoking is not the best thing. >> cigars are better than cigarettes. >> i don't think so. >> they are. >> you survived. [laughter] >> what is the unhealthiest thing you do? >> good advice i can give to people, the unhealthy thing i do is fall in love with people. >> that should be on here. >> avoid marriage at all cost. children take 20 years off good advice, the asian women live forever, there is a secret, never tell your child you love them ever, that is working well and if you don't tell your children you love them, younger people die young, using asia, young people that. >> is not putting people out of their misery before they choose. >> exactly. >> what you think of the list? >> i would add coffee is very good. >> i think coffee should be off the list, drink as much coffee as you can. >> is on the list? >> no, i'm making my own list. >> i started drinking coffee. there are certain restrictions regarding access to a bathroom that required me close to home when i drink coffee. >> thank god were wearing brown pants. [laughter] >> we have a whole lot of show coming up sleepy joe using steam with democrats, president michelle obama around the corner? king charles having a big birthday. prince harry thank you doesn't want to go but what he invited? reveal the things your friends secretly hate about you, all coming up. don't miss it. ♪ welcome back to fox news saturday night. warning, your discretion advised criminal before i say anything else, please make sure the president is in bed for this. the following opinionated traumatization based on speculation driven by years of women's intuition. in my betting against the house that needed sleepy joe, carolyn kamala, governor harris break gavin newsom nor michigan gretchen -- whatever, otto, the democrat residential nominee. it's going to be in ascension of michelle by the party followed by hillary going supernova and devoted bobby barack spoken the boys room will against the let's get into michelle's presidency with the party panel. charlie guess perino, i mentioned at the top of the show michelle obama coming president would devastate kamala and gavin newsom, who else would be destroyed? >> hillary giftgiving thinking -- a crazy first lady. i could happen. if michelle becomes president. >> i think hillary would absolutely implode but you -- advice for michelle obama. >> i don't think she take advice from the hillary playbook, she should not be part of it because michelle needs, she cannot wear that. fashion dresses, yays can. >> when they vote if she were in a pantsuit? >> i don't think they would vote for her but i think they want. >> i'm not wrong about this though, michelle obama, even nomination decimates whatever dignity is left. >> what will the trans community do? we have not addressed this yet. >> bud light cans forever but. >> i don't think she's going to run to be honest. i think -- >> that got to do something. >> they do have a bit of a bench, the guy with the mayor. >> is not good. >> twenty think is looking? >> one of the most charismatic people i ever met. >> i find him good looking for some reason. >> we are on the couch. [laughter] >> is like the red table so nothing gavin newsom has become very unpopular in his own state because people realized it is an empty suit. >> but he's not old and feeble and he can put together a sentence. by the way, politics are left because that's where the state is. when you talk to him, i know people who to talk to him, he's much more reasonable. >> is one of the most rational democrats our government. >> a good friend of mine but i will say when he runs against trump, he pointed sounds reasonable, trust me on this. >> is why the "wall street journal" says it's election don't want but the scope to the real president, king charles turning 75. it looks like the king's youngest son prince gender balls will not be at the soirée and prince harry turned down the invite and shocking turn of events, harry and meghan are now claiming actually we want even invited so is it any surprise the world's worst couple is offering, where they not invited or did they not thinking? >> i heard king charles biological sons can come. >> apparently joked with harry that i'm not your real father. what you think happened? did king stefan or did harry preemptively snubbed his dad again? >> i think harry was trying to sell, basically a public to her so he wants to sound cool like see you next tuesday. mommy, mommy, are you here? >> he was very upset. >> you got in trouble for making fun of harry and meghan. >> people hate me so much for that. >> i love you for it. >> she is attention seeking. >> thus the royal family, i didn't even know that. >> i am so discussed by the. she's complaining there is no security. we can for you. >> why do we love hating them so much? >> i can't figure out. >> you also like gavin newsom. >> i am attracted to beauty, what can i say? they are unsolvable together. i guess separately they are not so bad. >> i miss mischievous harry, a. >> not the guy with the swastikm but he was an interesting guy. she was -- she's fun to talk to. together become this -- it's disgusting. would you want to party with those two? maybe separately, not together. >> i would rather wax my own back. >> wax your own back? >> i will say again. you drive your friends crazy without realizing it. therapist in the uk compiled a list of qualities, political differences. flakiness, lack of effort, miss communication. narcissism. therapist say this can lead to resentment and friendship so if something annoys you about your friend, should you kick them to the curb and get a new one? >> kat them to the curb, my friend when they go ahead and have families and leave me in the cold. >> they do that. they take the singletons and kicked them out. >> their children are more important to me apparently, which i present connect to your friends ever have missed medication? >> friends is like medication, the quantum stage and then they don't. i was miss china and i won the miss communication part of the show. mispronunciation, all of it. i want all of it. >> miscommunication sash. your friends not take your advice? >> i weed through friends every five years it seems and i do it if they have earned annoying traits i stop talking to them. >> you ghost your friend. is that why you won't text me back? >> i text you every sunday. i think that is a good rule of thumb. my old man told me that, get rid of your friends because they stop not like home organizing. >> something i have more than five years, there's a you but these other friends need to be changed because they get annoying do stupid things. >> people grow apart and it's like sometimes i agree, you have to call the word but the really good ones, they drained bathtub in the middle of the night, those are your friends. >> i would say i have about eight of them. >> he had ten. >> panel could don't go anywhere, it is game night. can the panel guess which florida man headline is real and watch one we made up? fake news or florida up next. ♪ welcome back. we all know and love the crazy news headlines from legendary florida man like florida man's dating kat sets him up to be carjacked. an average night in jacksonville. the team here at fox news saturday night elected florida headlines mixon a few fake ones. can the panel figure out which stories are fake news in which are order? is time to play fake news or florida. ♪ are you all ready? headline number one, florida woman tried to avoid dui by doing a dance to prove she was sober. fake news or florida? everyone gets it, they all say florida. 38-year-old amy harrigan allegedly ran into another vehicle. >> that's florida woman. >> equal opportunity destroyer. she couldn't walk a straight line, she broke into valley and irish yes, she was charged with driving under the influence and bad rhythm. [laughter] headline number two. fake news or florida? florida man's arrested for breaking is to tampa aquarium overnight dining naked, fake news or florida? >> it's true. >> they, who made up. i'm sticking with it. probably jumped in with amenities. >> if there was an alligator, he might go into. pendley number three, illegally posing for a picture holding live stauffenberg. the panel says, you're all right. florida man posted a picture of himself holding a dolphin. filing the marine mammal protection act, 34 thousand and criminal fines. he's glued and captured. headline number four. for man drives stolen truck to stay source base to one of the battle between aliens and dragons, fake news or florida? >> i'm going with real. >> charlie has got it. >> i told you, i'm good of florida. >> the aliens told him through telepathy the aliens are coming. [laughter] headline number live from a florida dentist arrested for selling veneers made out of surgically removed wisdom teeth. fake news or florida? they all say fake news. they are all right. charlie is still up by one. headline number six. florida preacher arrested for selling $1 million from chu church -- stealing pay for online bride scam. they all say florida, wrong. god rest his soul. attacked two people for doing inappropriate strategist. >> you have to ask yourself, do i trust charlie? i was the right move. emanuel charged with domestic battery accused a couple stretching by doing inappropriate activities and shoved and hit them. also inappropriate activities. headline number eight, clearwater man charged with battery throwing lollipop at dollar store manager. >> used to live in clearwater. >> so did this scientologist. fake news or florida? >> probably true. people act that way the neck you guys are right, she's got five, you got six. you are sucking pond water. >> this is like high school. >> do we have any gator stories? >> headline number nine, florida home and healing and ambulance driving it through a wendy's drive-through. fake news or florida? >> i want to believe it but i don't. >> he says fake, charlie is unstoppable. headline number ten. >> i know a lot about this, i can't tell you wife. [laughter] >> god help us all. where is he spending his weekend? florida man arrested outside a home offering three tattoos in exchange for drugs in his driveway. >> that's true, of course. >> everyone is wrong. >> it happened in new york every day. >> lesson with tattoo guy select local and stealing out of freeway tells police getting arrested is on her bucket list. fake news or florida? everyone says florida, everyone is right. 19-year-old juvenile sure miracle douglas was stopped for speeding and reckless driving charge with clean and eluding police and told police getting arrested was on her bucket list since high school. what a beauty. congratulations, charlie. decisive victory, dan, you need some work, you're right there on the podium. well done. thank you guys for so much for being on the show is nice to spend some time with you fresh off the new york comedy festival. coming up, elon musk watching rebellious kat but. his a recipe for disaster or a harmless prank? all the answers next. ♪ hello, is it me or am i on fox this is fox news saturday night. is this even saturday? the robots take over, a matrix vegetative state, it seems robots are just getting started this week. south korean worker crushed to death by a fauci robot reportedly mistook him for a box of vegetables. my next guest says we really don't need to worry about ai. with me now, the great is assist celebrated author of the greatest intellects of our time, you may have seen him on ancient indians, new york times best-selling author, his latest, quantum supremacy, welcome to the show, always nice to see y you. >> what you think of elon musk launched a checkbox this week through social media platform x and says it's a mischievous chapbook but he's one of the people sounding the alarm about ai saying it might be the death of civilization as we know it. do you believe that? >> i do not believe it will be the death of civilization anytime soon. i think it's overblown and you want to exaggerate things, that's what you do like an ad agency soaked elon musk situation where he is in competition with microsoft, google and other groups, they have their own checkbox, he has come up with his own version that's different. his checkbox has sense of merck which has a selling. >> you think that is necessary? >> humor is a strange thing because somebody's joke is another person's insult so you walk a fine line so if the check but cracks jokes and it's not your kind of joke, you could be insult. >> are people who say the way to counteract ai is to sue them if they violate copyright infringement. >> that is a possibility, there's got to be guardrails to this technology because were not allowed to say fire in a crowded theater, loss have to be passed so i think the same thing here checkbox. at the end of the movie there is a disclaimer saying the movie was fake, all the actors are fake, there might be a disclaimer for checkbox me the essay was written by a robot, not a human. >> there are a lot of newsrooms who say they were are going to use ai technology to generate stories. i'm sure humans will be editing them but it was fear in people's hearts ai will steal their jobs so people look around and they say what can't ai do? should we be nervous about losing our jobs? >> i think the people who will survive will be writers and journalists and editors who use check box. the losers will be those who don't use box. checkbox give you a competitive edge and makes things cheaper and faster and better but along with that comes the garbage because you are taking stuff from the internet, a lot of nonsense on the internet and check but tops up and repackages it a quick snack like a hot dog. >> you can pass it off as your own creation so it saves time, money and get a raise. the problem is, the checkbox can't tell the difference between right or wrong, true or false. false it in the same as they don't know the difference. >> what about the robot that crashed a man to death thinks of vegetable. >> it worries me, countries like japan are contracting and this will be more and more common, more accidents involved, they don't understand pattern recognition. robots are good at repetitive tasks, involve recognizing a human that moves in three-dimensional can't duplicate rocks cannot pick up garbage, the cannot a broken toilet, things that are repetitive or where they excel in this gentleman was caught in that truck. robots are that pattern recognition. >> he was a great audit and the ability to create and recognize patterns will be our saving grace. i love all that you write and do, thank you for being here. if you are a robot, i do hope you live forever. give me a raise. >> i will hold you to that. >> i will take it. coming up next, i love whiskey so i went to a distillery to see how it is made. it's whiskey time, party people, stay with me. ♪ welcome back to fox news saturday night, it's getting cold outside. holidays are around the corner so you know what that means, it is whiskey season and i just had the pleasure of checking out the first whiskey distillery in manhattan prohibition. to see how good whiskey is made. then of course how it tastes. watch. ♪ >> hi, felicia. >> welcome to the distilling company. >> whiskey has never been more popular especially with younger spirit drinker, this is the first whiskey distillery to open and what, 100 years? >> absolutely. to give a little more context, the last time days whiskey distillery here, and didn't have the right to vote yet so it's been quite a while so with don don hill consent. we have basic things to show y you. first, behind me over here is our tank, this is kind of the first stop. >> this is where you put raw material, i've seen moonshiners. i love that show. >> they were putting in all sorts of stuff in the. >> not quite group but definitely grains. >> we are going to cook all those. >> it takes about three hours. we are basically bringing it up to almost a boil tapwater in these two tanks, famously good for bagels and pizza. what we are doing is turning the enzymes into fermentable sugars. we need sugar because that is what the east will thrive off of, used makes a call. as soon as it is incorporating use, we will pumping to one of these six fermentation tanks. that is where they used will thrive and eat away the sugar and expel alcohol. basically what we are doing is making beer, a type of beer called distillers beer, not a beer i look for like a pint or myself, this not carbonated and not filtered so you will get some there but it is about nine or 10% so it will get you there. >> very interesting. >> once we are done, we are going to public in. >> be still my heart. >> we are going to boil the beer so we will bring it up, bring up the heat so about 12 fahrenheit is when water boils the alcohol boils out a lawyer so we are separating the alcohol from the water. first, it will go up into this gorgeous apple had at the top note as the kat hope which means hat in front so it will go up there and get pushed into the column here on the right. it's going to continue to rise further and further, rectifying the spirit; this is take? >> about ten hours all said and done so you are looking around for days. >> about four or five days, it's a process and you got the aging process which is a little lo longer. all three of our spirits for four years. >> are they gluten-free? >> they are indeed so fun fact, gluten cannot survive the distillation process so it's not just vodka. >> the first one is going to be straight bourbon. a little nosy knows, given a wealth the second is the acclamation. you know when you dive into whiskey, it burns a little bit, it's got the overwhelming flavor. the acclamation counteracts that so we will cut back but increase perceivable flavor. a tiny sip coding the ten. >> give it the warning we are having a spirit. >> oh yeah, it's not as bernie. >> take a good swig and let it sit on the pallet, our third sip and this is where we tasted. >> my mom be able to spell this on my breath? >> probably, not going to lie you can move it in your mouth a little bit. >> that is so different. the experience opens up, it's not as shocking, it is welc welcoming. ♪ >> it is so good. is this 1800 defense attorney? 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[laughter] i got a. >> the head it's all just here and this is your life's work, your passion, your calling. i like you to show me how you make the perfect old-fashioned. >> absolutely. >> that's the best old-fashioned i've had in my life. >> the waterfall of smoke was amazing thanks to everyone at great jones distilling for showing me the good stuff, they do public doors and incredible restaurant if you are in your, check out thank you so much for watching fox news saturday night, set your dvr 10:00 p.m. every saturday on fox news and please don't forget to follow us on social media as an saturday night. listen to kennedy saves the world, i am kennedy and good night from new york city. ♪ tonight. over to greg got fle