it s friday it s friday! that s all? you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s gasburg like his books people would love to see him leather bound. literary critic walter kerr. and win life gives you lemons, please squeeze it into his eyes. cohost of fox & friends , todd pyro. she defies conventions and wears extensions. best-selling author kat timpf. he has nightmares about chandeliers. new york times best-selling author comedian and former nwa wrestler titus. i need a break. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. its leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, we will tied joe mackie s to the back of a truck and drive away. too bad he enjoys it. the first one. a diverse for in new hampshire is catering to adults where they role-play as babies in diapers. to show customers how it s done they brought in a professional. speaking of joe, he is finally headed to ohio and plans to
greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
modeling women s yoga pants, for all we know. yeah, in another time a biological man like greg couldn t have been hired to model women s clothes but he probably could model children s clothes at his height, let s be honest. of course we bring up children because disneyland which once considered itself the happiest place on earth is continuing its continuing quest to become the wokest place on earth. check it out. they just announced its first lgbt pride night in an effort to clap back across the country against ron desantis in an ongoing culture world against what the left says is a don t say gay bill. of course like every other story the don t say gay is a fan say. it didn t say don t say gay on any of the first six pages or the expanded bill. it just said you can t talk about the sexual identity of children because growing up we had a word who wanted to talk sex with little kids they were called pedestrian files. and desantis pulled that out of the classrooms not because he
we all member the letter politico publisher the 2020 election that dismissed the hunter laptop story as a russian disinformation? by the way we said we all remember i don t include the president. [laughter] the letter was crafted right after they are posted published the piece on the laptop which hunter had dropped off at a computer repair shop and then abandoned it like it was his child. it is true. it s a baby with the stripper. [laughter] wrecks not that there s anything wrong with that. thirty-six not at all tyrus. oops, i know the feeling my parents did that with me at the highway rest stops. i made so many new friends. that joke makes no sense and i do not care. the hard drive containing tons of stuff concerning biden s business dealings as well as all sorts of sorted or in cats viewed romantic videos of hunter doing drugs and hookers. in not always in that order but miraculously this letter appeared to save jo s day and boy did it. the story was blacklisted by major
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