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A bunch of news that just makes you want to try is only too depressing. Could the change of season be the reason why . Some news helps you unwind this year . Stupid. But you know. Yea. Yeah. Yeah. Ye a. You ever wonder how Localever News becomes won . Abama. It happened in montgomery, alabama, a Cit Y Riverboat tried to dock in its designated spot along the waterfrontt. But a pontoon boat was moored there. Cops say the captain of the riverboat asked the pontoons owners to move, but was ignored. And when a deckhand of the riverboat washed ashore to move the smaller boat fromke owners werent happy about it at all. And then this happened. Ure mind you, what you are aboutse to see is disturbing. Room so if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion to work three reinforcement. Oh, well, thats. Appalling. And when im disgusted , appalled, i need to see more. , you have a new angle tactiy to get that water on your ground. Oh, my. oh, that hurts. And more people jumped in toe defend the guy, and it turned into quite the melee oray what the irish call friday night. But its what the rest ofn d us might call just plain good tv, which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one. Nethe fact is, bites som are interesting. Well watch a fight some fare fi away Parliament Rather than go to a Council Meeting in our own neighborhood. R own od. Especially when its set to heavy metal. Yes. Es see . Sto i mean. Yes. But that cant be the only reason why. A storbout a y about, a fight on aion. River front merited so much attention. ,cablee news news actually tookf the local press conference. The police press conferencere u. Live. And thats including us. Th it because we think aunt helen and boise might know one of the brawlers He Montgomermontgomey . Or are we just filling up space to help out a restlesscoun and bored and anxious country . There is no point to cover this story, but everyone did. So whos the bad guy in this thi l . W i guess i should have an opinion. If i dont, then im not doinghr job. I might as well be bill hemmer. It just makes him mad when i get home and i assumet The Other Guys where park where they werent supposed to be parkedo bed they and they shoule just moved their boat, but they didnt. So you end up with this fighight t. Acks, and because it was whites versus blacks, you got something even more newsworthyye. Im sure if it were white on white or black on black, it would matterite or less. Brings but it wasnt. And that brings me to another vital partr of the story. The black guy who got attacked says it had nothing to d oespite with despite what his coworkers say. And cops did Consult W The Fbihe to determine if it could have been a hate crime. Agey concluded it wasnt. After, again, the guy who got attacked told the cops he didnt believe it was didn racially motivated anyway. And thats despite anothering claiming to have heardthe the nword. So the guyn who got jumped isn calling this a race fight. Then why should anybody else . The truth is, with anything e like this, there could be bad dudes and good dudesis, both duo sides. And thats got nothing to do with race. But the moment theren both tha s of a specific type. The media has taughtof a s us sa that variable first rather than the actual individuals within. Anyway, lets be honest, the video of the fight see is better than 98 of what you see on netflix. Seriously, why have you not even noticed the writers strikte . Because that void the place where we seek entertainmen void is now found in the same place as our news. News. , entertainment are indistinguishable. Its like when my wife asked m eve if ive had dinner and i sayan i already ate, but it was three margaritas. Drinks are dinnertertai and entertainment is news. And the good news is the people whonm peopl get in fightsding on planes and trains and now loading docks, they neveks, re n strike. Y theyre always here when you need them. Need them. E should pause and gie them a moment of appreciative silence. And then well. Yeah. You know. Mm. The amazing thing about. Hav life these days, weve democratized entertainment. One day you could be mindingr bu your own business, looking at videos on your phonesinelookin a the next daytc youre whatsideo being watched in a video on that phone could happenn. Any of us. G the most local of stories can go national, and we treat it like newt its when its really t chewing gum for a restless and anxious soul. St its something to do until youve chewed the flavor out of that event. Nohe fr lasting impact. S unless its you in that video. And thats something, remember . At any moment you could become news and the oddat anys are you. No one is safe, especiallyin in the summer when the peoplep h Behind The Scenes stop making up the newnd leas and Leave It E Rest of us. And its safe to say, i thin k guese doing a better job. Very welcome. Tonights guest, Chief Of Staff fox and fox news host. And that story martha maccallumu. He got lovghe is allve you need until he loves happy stuff. Actor, writer and comedian Jamie Lazalissowr sees shes a. Of the people and those people are weirdos. Fowsand News Contributor getsts in and finally black cats avoid him for bad luck my massive sidekick Amanda Lebronwa james. S so this Storyto Involvesa a number of variables. Rawls, youve got fights, brawls, youve got race. Whos the expert here on this cat . S . You havent brawled in years. All right, tyras, we had a conversation about this last night, and you had a very inte on g on it. Well, the first thing we dont talk enough about how muchg, the has hurt us. Hmm. And we saw it because weve lost the ability to fight. I think everybody in here, this that was the worst Fight Everi D seen in my life across the board. And i used to blamo Blame Badeo Fighting on white people, but my people showed up. And together, everyoneer out of breath. And you dont throw a punch and try not to get hit at the same tim t the sae. It just doesnt work. Gh that and the fightt was so bad that women were getting punched and everybody was okay with that. Yeaheverybh re wasn. , like there was a one person that went on tv was like these men hitting women. Yeah. Because the women had a fighting chancd a e. L like, theres one where the guy hits her and shes like, di youd you . Me . So theres equality . Yeah. Sobut. But, i oh, happy to see it. Wha but i mean, what has happeneden to ued s fighting. And you cant listen whenn yo youre fighting someone. Ay you were going to say stuff. Yeah. Okay. Soe, ere probably was a couple bombs that went out there. Mmhmm. Probably froly from Tm Us Talki Coordinating our attack. Na ourand then one very scared e guy was. Wh did you just call your buddy . Thatsy he got why . You got the chair set up . But its. The fighting was awful im gl. But im glad that the man cametc up and said it had nothinge,ev to do with racerythie and had everything to do with bad beer. Noer cardio. Yeah. And overall, just laziness over mmhmm. Astute analysis. Now, i want to go. Sid to the news side, martha. We. We actually di gess conference for this, and its kind of hit. Is it because. Its news . Or because we just, like, gratuitously bizarre stuff. Tuff i mean, its like. Its like this is. Theres hundreds, Thousandtherey People in suffering every day, but this was like this Story Becaus To E just fun to watch. Im going to go with choice b. Yes. I thin greg . K that thats probably that our newest Decision Making processs, whens. , di i came into my meeting that morning, everyone said, do you see the video . E the yeah. Thi have you seen if. But i ask myself why this Stuffh Seemaps to happen more often no. And you point to it and imm thinking thatht it has something to do with the nexus of bad Beer Cocktails the and not enouh clothing. Yes. Its like when people are too casual, they tend to get intoo fights, like look at what when people are sweatpants at the airport and these women are pulling each others hair airp. And im thinking to myself, did this happen during Victorian Times . Di d people were like corseted and wearing large skirts . Women rip each others hair out and throw each other on the floor at the airport . I dont think so, because he didnt have airport s. Well, shes right. Back then, you had to formallyhe slap with a glock, and then it would be an arrangement of party, sort of like the onlythen is somebody had to go though to them. But these people are not arrangement. Go. Of us. Im just going to go Out On A Limb and say that the pontoon folks are probably not the best. Yeah. And they also, when they got handcuffed, they look totally nonplused. Theyre like whe, this happens. Yeah, i want to reach that stage in, my life where i getred arrested and its just like another day. Yeah, they just forget whatever theyre doing ayeah si on the dock. Jamie, did that remind you of how your divorce went . Tting on yeah, yeah, yeah. What . You didnt see that one coming . That itself. Im a little disgusted by it personally. Yeah. This reallt see thy home. T i now only have half it rntoon boat. It really was, though. I loved it. I loved it. The whole watching it. I just. It was like watching emmit it was la where no one trained, you know, and youreow . Right about the netflix thing. Like, about people watch this more than that. Like, i have a t watch an v on netflix. It took a year to write. Ok i should have just thought a tht would be too short. How e build your way up, but for the media, feel like me. Hd how about the coverage on these fights . So that had more Camera Angles came special . There are so many people and my favorite part was the wasfoln the Folding Chair wasnt the Folding Chair. The Folding Chair is the only piece oy f thats just t as comfortable to be hit with as to sit in. Gh. It is true that why would you hit somebody with a chair . S i mean its like its thats a lot of work. Got to lift it up. Yeah. Hit him with your fist. Fighe . Nger f them fighting great. Yeah. Theyre big Jerry Springer fans. Yeanhats y it starts, thats w. So, cat, what did you have evero been in the middle of a brawl . No, i was sthougho close bec i do have a show in montgomery, alabama, this upcoming sunday, avaistabama th 13. Markets are available at the ohe real kat timpf. Com. Why do you have. Oh my god, you should have. The both sides are open, w joe. It was trending on twitter when i was in the hotel forit one of my live shows and i was like, oh, what happened . I just t l you know i assumed. And fight. But i have a question for martha, if that s because weal share a wall, our offices are next to each other. So sheoffices knows that i come to work every day and track pants and a hoodie. And i. I dont have wor a corset sui on underneath either. Do you think im a Violent Persont an and i d . I think you could possibly go down that roa mard. Ive never been in a fight, ever. Not to brag. Yeah you have stabbed people. No. How does everybody always aly think it was . I mean, nobodys defending these pontoon, right . Fund yeah. Fo you know, like Bail Fund Forse these loser. Evs these guys. S. Yeah, theres no go for at least give him free fight lessons. Yeah, the least you can do. Can yeah. Theres actually a go fund yourself. Gth. All right, before we go, a quick reminder, ive got some amazing Guest Comedians for the next stop on my book tours fo, tom shillue. The jamie jamie issue, jamie lee, lucia, jim norton, joe mackey, jo and nick depaulo. September 16th. Ready go to g gutfeld dot com for ticket info. 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Attacks against asianamericans and Pacific Islanders all rise. My simple solution to the my simple solution to the problem was remove people from to safer in terms of the hate crimes. I think there is so much more work to be done. We really neelassicald to coe together and tackle this issue as a community. Want to see gutfeld live in new york come be a part of w and think you will do. I could be the winds of change. Oh, thats enough. Thats enough. S ma tough questions make joe petty as new findings make hunterd one sweaty. And once again, the bidens and the Media Play Dum a the bdb about where all that money came from. Bank records obtaine bankd by thehouse ov House Oversight committee or hoc, revealed the Biden Family N and friends made at least 20 million from foreign sources. Guess thguess this is what joe t by going green. Mosgoint the money rolling in while biden was a veep back when he could still bac zip his own fly. Check out this Handyt Infographic that wthis ho e put together. Pretty amazing stuff. Fret8. 1 million from china. Six and a half from ukraine. Ukraine3. 5 from russia, 3. 1 mim romania and 142 grand from kazakhstan. Arming s hmm. I havent heard numbers that alarming Sincebc Bough Abc Bougt Cattle Scale to wait. The cast of the view and every as a long way as Committee Chairman james comer put it, no rea cl services were provided other than access to the biden network, includingserviceswere. Now theres an accurate slogan for bidens reelection campaign. No Real Services will be, no pureided, but its pure pay to play. Now it makes sense thaty they dont want little navtoy. Yr roberts to have the biden name because they dont want a cutter in on the actioo havee our very own peter doocy try. To get to the bottom of it by actually hopping over a fence to get a closeing over t talk to the president. He looked like me when i tried to break into the Jonas Brothers dressing room. Go watch it, for gods sake. Theres this now where one of your sons former Business Losociatess is claiming that you were on speakerphone a lot with them. W business . Is that what . Never talk business. Ybody. And know you got a lousy o question. Well, what do you. Its. Why is that a lousy questionn . Because its not true. Thank you, mr. It. Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of their life. Alert. Theirifschieffer but even liz n can read smoke signals. Is on here she is on another networkys. What i. I always worry worry a about the influence peddlers in washington, regardless s ofmh party affiliation. We have a problem with the Revolving Door off their access to our elected officials. We got to shut downvolvin the Revolving Door. Kudog. S to for not stickingth to the usual talking points. Or as she them tpps. I like it when people do ge jami. I put their glasses. I let jamie. Are you keeping up with the latest news in alaska . I absolutely have been since i heard we were doing Thisd We Tonight and did you hear they they think that biden was at some of those dinnersseunter with hunter and the oligarchs. They didnt have him by name, ty but they said at every dinner someone kept ordering the tbone smoothier se and they think that was biden. That question a doozy. You got to admit, biden, hes used to easier questions,me right . You know, like, hey, you go on number one or number two, to which he always has the same answer, like, how am i supposed to know . And so much craziness, though. I just i get liket they sai, they poured through hunters bank accounts. I was like, i wish i had enough money for someone to pore through my bank account. Yes. As you know, he just like. I just. I just did mine. Yeah imine, just like that. T i just poured through. Fohe bought a car for 160,000. H yes. Thats how much i got. Thats crazyatsrazy. Hav but i never when i was when i would get a car, i would just have to wait for like t a grandmother to die. Thats how i do it. Pretty nice. I do. I to be honest, i you know, things are going a little bettethings adoing berw being on gregs show, like my car now it has some some cool features, like its got feu thing where if you back up and you get too close to something that makes it got thath noiso close noise. All right, thats enough. You did six pretty good, though. So martha it seems like the media is dropping the ball on this. Should we even be surprised since like now they just go, oh, of course there were theseed be like it used to be. Say they denied and now they just say, oh, everybody knew. Yeah evew. I lov and i love tappers question to Elizabeth Warren because he says, you know, we all know that therizabetrrenehee is connection between joe biden and the money. But, you kno connectto joew, doh about this . I dont know what the president thought. E prthoughter was peter was goi. Yeah. And i find it very interesting that he was like, yeah o. , come on over. Yeah. So he wanted to engage with him. He knows hes not coming over to, say, chocolate or vanilla ice crea van and, ym an, you know, he knows hes going to ask a question, but they just watch it like shakinsg his face and calling like a dog faced pony soldier. Yes. And, you know, teld ponyl him tt its a lousy question. But, you know, he didnt answer the questiondidnt a. I had john kirby on today from the white house. I said, you know, the question is, using the input, the phonesn sitting on the table, its not about whether or noton you in business, the phone sitting on the table is what devon archer said boughtittingbt the influence because it was the presence of like, look who i ca as tn get on the phone. Ne thats all they need it. Can mmhmm. So i cant figurt fe out why th everyones having such a tough time making some sort of connection. Yeah, its because they just jus dont want to ride. Cat. Yeah the way that biden reacted to peter doocy asking that Questiony Bide is how every guy reacts when hes up to no good cheating. Yeah but i cant believe you asked me that i heardd you called her 20 times. Why did you answer that question so he deflected it. Yeah, he deflected it. He attacked the question ratherq than answering the question. And again, still nobodys answered my question, whic hon, i i dont know. Martha, you can take this freedo one if you want. Diha ke thieed else in the meetl their dad . Yeah. Or were they just the guy whose dad was the Vice President . I like how they cut his pay in half. When his dad left the officey io yeah. How much more do you needge to draw a line from a to b . Id you get paid 100,000 a week when dads in office. 50 grand, maybe a little while, but hes on his way out the door. Thats hilarious. I just learned. That now. Leard how did i not know that, tyrus . I dont know. P youre usually on top of things. I am. Maybe im slowing down. Sometimes they takngs. Ure sloe off those things. Im not playing, you knowbecaus the problem the is getting smart becausly seee. The biden can only see about a foot from his face, right . So hell last the question, 12 feet away with a childs voice. Yes. He think. S its the president. Gre i have a question. Come on over. Its likg old girle a year old e yeah. And then he gets mad ands mad. D then doocy hops over and thee president is like, whoa, thats a lousy thing to do. You . E the connection is so simple. Theyre giving money to your Mon Crackheaeyd son. Mmhmm. The prosecution rests. Yes. Theres no reason to give a Crackhead Millions of dollars under any situation, even if fas hes the fastest Crack Grabber ever. And one every crack olympics. You stil l not going to give him a Million Dollars . Yeah. Youre not going to give him a job. You know why . Verybody because he smokes crack. Hes going to rob everybody in the office e. The so we theres the 100 the connection there. And you know whyconnectire . E al we also know because hunters n, because he said you to his daughter, you know, at least you dont have to give half your money to your dad. Well, where do you get money your money from . Again, im not a Rocket Surgeon or lawyer, but in hard. S [ble yeah, you go tires is right, man. Such a waste to give a crack like tha crackt money. Like i got a crack headck hea to pay my whole house for a dollar. Exactld myy. Actly. You know what . D move on. K ul i dont like it when youre bashing crackheads. All sorry. G home. Erry. Up next, pence made an ad at the pump and looked like a horses. Yeah. Back in my day, we didnt have all of these types of Fancy Chicken for sure. You have Buffalo Wings and fried chicken. Well, we didnt have garlic farm or Sweet Bourbon barbecue, and he had to walk uphill both ways. And its not every time. Yeah, right from here. From my. 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Electricity pricesel are up 25 s joe bidens War On Energyusing Is Causingre Real Hardship for working families, Small Businesses and family farmy s. Join us in the fight foradership American Energy leadership by going to mike pence 2024. Com. You know ma the why not just do it over again . Because i mean if youre goingt to have the Beeping Noise we know that you didntdidnt h hit the thing so theres no gas. Theres no gas going into the car. What youre hearing the beeping. Somebody shouldve said he was Vice President. Maybe theyre intimidated but, you know, maybe we could do it one more time without the beeping. Hout the im thinking that theyd it a few times, and then they said, okay, forget it. Dont hit the button sai and dol pull the clamp up. Just just put it in the car andd read the prompter. This you have to pay consultants a lot of money for. This kind of ad, it really reminds me a lot of l Elizabeth Warrensot. Im going to get me a beer. I yeah. Yeah. Geand this . M new yep. Even i know im from new jersey. I do not pump garsey, i nt pum my way to only get my gas in new jersey so that i dont t bu to pump it. I do but on the occasions that i do have to pump it, i do Know Thaue You haveto to it in. And then you have to pull the handle on the inside up or elsee up doesnt pour into the car. E thank god he didnt do a he wasnt tackling a education issue. Thats my question. G i what was bad is everybody okay . Yeah. Of all the things to, you know, mike pence for this is whatever i mean i its not really on him so much as whoever editedon the video i want, i made a phone call. Oh , hey, its beeping the whole bed, because it looks awkwar but i feel like sometimes if you have a camera on you, its you, yoenly get awkward. Yeah, like, thats whyng in photos, i forget how to stan. But the d kind of a thing. But the fact that actually this went out out to to internet to is confusing. You actually tried to add quartf of oil to the rearview mirrory a by. It was really embarrassing. I mean, he he was trying to look for the dipsticksing. We glove department. Glove compartment. Yeah. Yeah. Its really bad. Mpartmenreally tyrus yeah. Tyr mmhmm. Thats all i got. Just likuse e pencpencyouree yg your element right now. Okay . He io bes trying to bet of the the president of the United States, and he doesnt know how to pump ga s. W and heres the deal. Watch the tape. Theres three cuts so we knoe h they at least did this dump three times. Presid you are running to best the president of the uniteatesd states. You dont know how to do this and push the button. And hehe never got never got ouk before. You see my guy, that door, he was because everyone knows his wife drives and the gas clearly and he sits in the back in a child seat becausee is ridiculous. Does anyone believe mike pence ownsmiowns aggressive red truckt and does anyone believe that does think that hes driving around . And whats the license plate say, hot rod licens. E ha but come on, man, he has a if a he has a car at all the i would say probably white. Mm. Oh why why . Yrus we. Well he look atn him. He was born with white hair. E he wouldnt be in a blacg k caru you know, this is alwaysreal happens when politicians try to act real. Very true. They cant act like human beings. Wht . Y is that when they try don to relate . Youre right. Like when he was done pumping it, i guess he just sat in the backseat and waited for the car to drive him home pumpin n tht e. s def in pences defense, seno gas would be 0 if you pumped it like that. Yes. To the price of no gas has not changed in 50 years. Jam its funny you brought up new jersey and how they if youre in new jersey, its always full serviceure in you cant pump. Ive always had a problem. I feel like getting your gas in new jersey is like the same as i get in a. Like i can pump it cheaper and easier mysel kef. You know, we we move this show to ten oh, jamie so you ever been pumping it . D yeah. And what . I was trying to be clean and i. R it was alsealio dirty. You do this, though, when youre pumping your gas. If it ever sayh whens see cashit yeah, that might as well say go get your gas somewhere else. Yeah. Im not seeing the cashier. Oh, no, no m no the this is over. Righ yeah, exactly. All righty, thenty the at leastt clean. I thought you could cut the other one and put that one in place of it. No, no, im going to leave that in. So you get a lot of hate mail. Why doo le o t ofmail take their ties off . To try to look cool. Tiy roll up their sleeves. Yeah. Like no ones buying that. Uyin yeah. Roll up your sleeves. Reg and have the kiss a baby. Eat a sausage. Doneeves, kt. That confused. Anyway, i think i should probably out of this segment. Yeah. You just ate a baby. I ate a baby. Third time today. Coming up, nervous Nellie Soilsn their drawers and want to wear masks at home and indooro we im jacqui heinrich. Im a White House Correspondent and ill be covering the president s campaign in 2024, covering the white house. Everything moves so fast but when you walk through the front gate, its hard not to stop dead in your tracks and say, wow, i have a really great job. The white house has been hard pressed. This is a huge privilege to be asking questions forle genoc the American People in a front row seat a millions watch histo unfold, an unthinkable the lives of 6 million and thousands. Dozens of jewish survivors are still suffering in poverty are still suffering in poverty toda god calls on people god calls on people who believe in him to act on his word. Comfort, comforttheyre my peos these elderly i are weak and theyre sick. Theyre living on 2 a day, theyre living on 2 a day, whic they dont have enough moneny to buy food. It is a miserable situation. 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Yes, you should be Wearing Masks in areas, especially during a search. But what about at home whenr youre walking on the street . Y home it works. If you want to reduce household transmission. Household transmission is like, is that mean when you get covid, your house . I mean, youre alone, jamie, youre used to that. I ge i oh, i mean, i get i wouldsu wear a mask if i were like indoors around old people, lik e in the green room for. Cavuto but what do you make of this, jamie . I feel like its crazy i feel this is people do say, like masks dont work. I think it depends on whatyour your goal is here. I think they work. If youre trying to find dummie s. Absolu yeah, then they absolutely were. I just im do im done with covidte im done with thee mask stuff. I dont know if she just answered quickly and wasnt thinking, buedd wasntint it soe to me. And in my profession it was awful. We wy prs awe so many shows and. Whats your profession so much. My i tonight just speakerf canceled a lot of shows thats s the im sorry you know and not at all but like i didnt like for a while there i saw one performer the whole time he was on stage. He w and just kind of ruined it. He was a ventriloquis ventrt. Or was he or we dont know. We dont know. That was the secret. Mas tyrus, what do you make of this . Feels like that mask is no anothew hones another identity. I got to be honest. When you talk like , i thinkyou sh you should wear a mask. Yeahou. Coughing the mask might make her voice deeper. Mas. At least it will filter out that annoying talk to you. Are you wearing your masthatk . . You should. That is an amazing. There was one time. Yeah. Amazing. Oh, its freaking me out. We imagine here that. Good morning. How did you sleeoup . How . Oh, i want your mask. I voice its freaking me out. Her voice. I know, i know. Oh all right, catch it. In ii did she say anything thatng . Made sense . Aring yeah. I think that wearing a mask att home couldho be a good idea for some people. Im like, if youre feeling ignored by your spouse. Yes. Start wearing one around the house. Theyll probably housetheyl stu you some questions about your life. Why are you wearing a mask exactly like that . Yeahyou this is you. Theyll definitely be like, what is going on witlikeh you . Kh do you think the Mask Companies are behind this . Marthaies are . Martha . The big mask probably, probablythe theyre feeling sa because you see them all stacked up everywhere. All the maskbecaus boxes. Right. That no one touches anymore. I think im just going to go reverse on this. Im just going to start wearing itm g to myse, you know, in my car by myself. I feel like if i do thatlf. , i t be giving Something Back to society and i can end this thing once for all. Yes. You know, greg, id likey to change my answer. Yes, i think i think if york you live alone or you live in new york city, you should wear a masr k in your house. Cano or when they break in, you canin be like, what are you doing . Im working inside the street over thereworkin. Im like, im here. Wo im robin inside. Oh, sorrrking y. Bro. Sorry. Im more in the mask, bro. Respect wrapping magicrespect. Its like visiting somebody like that who is alone in a mask. I mean mk. , what is, like,o the expectation that shes going to run into anybodo thats like, you know, i dont know. Thats like, you know, jamie carrying around a ca. Oh, thats right. F dont i feel bador for surgeonsn yes. Because they were the original Maskal Mas Wear and thenle are theyre like, yeah, im a surgeon. People are like, yea like, h, ya but they also say that surgical susks really dont wort k. Now im wondering why all the surgeons are wearing them and if i should feel protected when a doctors tif wearing that. Little thing. I wonder if surgeons wear masks becaus greurgeons e the tongue out of you. At but maybe the advantage. Well, of cours e that coulde be it. Or are they . Hmm. 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I think that kati thin guy atn had an when he wasnt supposed to, and he was like, babe, i tst hav must have been the bananae spider. Spider and the banana i ate earlier. And all of his boy banans are b them up like, yeah, that totally happened to me too. Toand now here we are now. En and all these men going, theyre claiming to have low potassium. Listen , nobody wants that t power. Nobody. Well, yeah. What are you going to do with io do wt . O no, because right now, most of the week, youll just hange t a haher tht coat. Really . Its not going to changecoat, ir attitudeno. Well, its like that all thell time, so we just. Ill just get back to yo tu on. T yeah, exactly. Going anywhere . Its not going anywhere, but. Yeah. No ge. Nos is, actually is true. U it does, but its not. Its not as fun as you think, fellas yeah, you shouldnt. Youre an expert in this sort of. Yeah, well , if i get bit by a spider, i wont know what time it is. But, yeah, they do live in and they bite you. Yeahim bit. Oh, yeah. Y rock hard. You can cut diamonds. The coal part is eventually will explodeeak. No ones want to go nea r that. Yeah so its for all you guysto running to bananas to get bit. U hmm. You know, its funny kwh. , im still like, you know, martha, im still hung u, pdo yu on the austria part. Did you know anybody whos gone to austria like, not australia . No, its not germany. Its Thiots Mix Of Australia and germany. Austria o . Ot sflee no, not really. Actually, austril wha. Yeah, once. Twice last year. Its its own country. Its been its own country since the austrohungarian empire. Ill see that. Its not australia, its not the music. Its not like czechoslovak ikea ,which is Czech Republic and slovakia. Now, maybe you were thinking about that, but i just am sod happy that i dont have to talk about the spider and the impact. I think i covered you. E you think . Yes. They should call it the wandering eyes. Spider they sh, because and i thinkr its probably scarier to most men than a barbit mee movie lata yes, thats true. T although. But austria is definitelisy country. Put it on your country list. Ive been there. Youseee. Plac and i. Its the capital of austria, germany, germany all right, jenny, Close Out Thi Ss show with an a sparkling example ofpf your wit with jokes that l require long setups. Wellon, first of all, i hope ths is true or i wasted a lot of money this weekend on a tattoo that says here Spiders H Spiderr but i look deeper into this. Its a four. You get a four hour. Oh, i had one of those since womens volleyball was in the olympics. Yeah, thats. Time. Keep going. Im not letting you ofm nof thee hook. Yeah. Use some of the material. You think its too edgg use s isnt this, though . I thought side effects . Yeah. Permanent. Seems like it seems long tion,et right . Yeah. Yeah. Seems was too long. I thought side effects had to be negative. Well, you knowha ne, you do bring up yo an interesting point. Like, you know, whats weird is those werentu good jokes, but, like, whenever theres a subject about literally any other stor theres ay have, lik jokes. Yeah, right. But. But then its about a whents. Got nothing. Yeah, you can. You crack under the pressurerac its the fear of the unknown. You want the spider to bitown. Et and you dont want the spider c to bite you. Theres a chance. The spider bite e you. D and somehow you could walk around the rest of your life. Ten hut. And everybody Maybuld Walke jusy enough to work. You have. You have a no yes when it comesugh to to a jokes, he has performance e anxiety. Yeah. Oh, yeahn it jokes. And then thats okay theyre involved in their. Ight all right, jamie, lets say austria. Im sorry i dont draw fromneggr austria. Yes, exactl y. Xactly its not real. Well be right back. Ea if youll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld goan to foxnews. 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