food and put it there in front of the inmate -- i'm not even saying a cat -- put it in front of a person that's locked up, they're probably going to eat the cat food. >> tonight's meal is macaroni, mixed vegetables, bread, butter, and a cookie. while not everyone agrees on the best meal, there seems to be a consensus on the worst. >> the sloppy joe is bad, but that chicken a la king, oh, my god! i was getting the ready to say, i swear you could take a can of alpo and dump it on a plate, and i would rather eat the alpo. >> coffey will soon be able to broaden his food choices. he is due to be released on parole in three months and has a message for his future self. >> you're a dumbass, ain't you? look, you sitting on the couch drinking a beer right now laughing at yourself, aren't you? you idiot! >> nice hands, baby!