Now, last night was the 60t 60th annual Grammy Awards which was held right here in new york city. Yeah, did you guys watch . audience reacts well, i watched it from the stage. Thats right, me, trevor noah on tv. Can you believe it . cheers and applause wow in case youre wondering, i only presented an award even though my album was on top 10000 for dogs trot, humble brag. Kasher brought everyone to tears with an anthem against sexual abuse. Kendrick lamar under sniper fire and bruno walked away with all the awards, best album, song, black guy, white guy, he can do it all, everything laughter everyone had a great time at last nights show, except for maybe jayz, who was nominated eight times but didnt win a single award. On top of that, during a speech by camilla kavel, jayz was trying to show enthusiasm but shushed on National Television by a child. Beyonce and jayzs 6yearold daughter blue ivy took charge when her parents were clapping during camillas speech and heres what happened. These kids cant be forgotten and are worth fighting for. Tonight, it is my trevor shhh relax, relax it just goes to show no matter how cool you are your kids will always think youre lame. Yeah, blu blue ivy is, like, cau clap on title because i dont want to hear it, yeah. Blue ivy chastising jayz was the end of an already stressful weekend because there was another child trying to tell jayz what to do. Jayz criticized the president in a weekend interview for a reported vulgar comment about hatey, el salvador and some african countries. He called it disappointing and hurtful. The president responded yesterday tweeting somebody please inform jayz that because of my policies black unemployment has been reported to be at the lowest rate ever recorded. Trevor donald trump is the weirdest human being ever. If you are already on twitter, why not just jayz. Trump is like i would have but im not on black twitter, im on the normal one laughter on trumps defense, black unemployment in america is at an alltime low, but this is a trend that has been going on since obama in 2010. So kudos to trump tore keeping the trend going. Bun thing of obamas he hasnt messed up. What i dont understand, though, is how low black unemployment in america makes it okay to call african countries shit holes. In trumps mind, if he keeps black people working then they have no right to complain about anything. Like hes going to be running around going crazy. Hay, man, you cant say the n word in karaoke. Check the unemployment line, my friend. I aint saying shes a gold digger. applause even aside from the jayztrump brief, this years gram grammyse political and the bit that got most talking is a sketch when james corden got celebrities to audition to read the book fire fire, the tellall ant trump. If trump is not having his 6 30 dinner with steve banning, more to his liking he was in bed with a cheeseburger. Why am i reading this bleep . I cant believe this. I cant believe that he really this is how he lives his life . Stand by. Take one. He had a longtime fear of being poisoned. One reason why he liked to eat at mcdonalds, nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade. This segment was criticized by some conservatives including u. N. Ambassador nicky hailey who tweeted some of us love music without the politics thrown in many it. Trevor oh, you want music without politics . So no country . No rap . No folk, no rock, no reggae and no punk. So i guess elevator music . Thats your jam . Yeah . Oh, no, thats about the genocide in rwanda, so no music. And nicky hailey isnt the only person who didnt love hurricane irmas cameo. Don, jr. Tweeted getting to read a fake news book excerpt at the grammys seems like a great consolation prize for losing the presidency. audience reacts yeah. Junior trump may be too stupid to realize hes actually made a great point. Being able to go on the grammys and talk shed about trump because you feel like it is literally the consolation prize. applause thats exactly what hillary should be doing. Like, im sorry, people are, like, oh, hillary, go away. You cant expect someone to lose the presidency but still act president ial. Thats not how it works. Its, like, if you lose the miss America Pageant you dont have to pretend about child hunger anymore, you can just go on with your life. But you know, hillarys grammy cameo came at a weird moment for her because last nights theme was metoo times up, which is a message hillary found herself on the wrong side of over the weekend. Hillary clinton is now facing accusations she harbored an accused sexual harasser. Bern strider an 2008 Campaign Advisor was accused of sexually harassing a young staffer and Hillary ClintonsCampaign Manager recommended firing him. Hes accused of kissing her forehead and sending her suggestive emails but when the accusations made their way to Hillary Clinton she decided to dock his pay and send the woman to a new job instead of firing him. Trevor a few areas i dont expect Hillary Clinton to nail it managing emails, visiting wisconsin, weaknesses but i expected standing up for a woman on her staff to be one of her strengths. So the story is disturbing. Hillary learned one of her female staffers was being sexually harassed and instead of the man being fired, the woman got reassigned . But all that woman did was come forward. She did what she was supposed to do and then got pinshed for it. Its like when park rangers euthanize a bear who try to eat a tourist. The bear is like, yo, man, im a bear. Eating stuff is my whole life. Ask that guy what he was going in my living room. Its possible Hillary Clinton has a good explanation for why she kept this guy on over the objections of her top Campaign Advisors. Instead of an explanation, all we got was this. Clinton responded on twitter stopping short of an apology. A story appeared today about something that happened in 2008. I was dismayed when it occurred but heartened the young woman came forward, was herd and had her concerns taken seriously and addressed. I called her today to tell her how proud i am of her and to make sure she knows what all women should, we deserve to be heard. Trevor yeah, Women Deserve to be heard then quietly reassigned. Thank you for speaking up. Now into the closet. Shhh i know this incident happened ten years ago and maybe the world was a different place, but, i dont know, i thought in 2018 with everything were learning about now, maybe hillary would come out and say, hey, guys, i realize i was part of the problem in the way i handled this, when i look back, i should have done better. When we look back on all our lives there are moments we realize we should have done better, but it feels like hillary is not only dodging blag, she wants to present herself as having always been on this womans side, which doesnt fly, because not only did the woman get reassigned, but this guy, strider, he went on to get another job in Democratic Politics where he got fired for doing the same thing to other women. So you could argue that if hillary had fired him, she would have been protecting many women instead of just herself. Well be right back. cheers and applause go. Yes go. Yes nice play. Still buffering. Mine too. What happened . 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This little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust. Whaaaaat . Gloria . Kids . cats meows when did we get a cat . Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Last week, trump was at the World Economic forum in davos where he made time for an interview with british journalist pierce morgan. Piers morgan is not just an bleep colin firth. Hes also one of the winners of the celebrity apprentice. So his sit down with trump was actually a reunion. With time tight, im not sure how long well get, so every minute will count. Mr. President. Ive missed you. laughter trevor that was the first thing he said . Ive missed you. Its kind of creepy, you know. Like if theres a list of creepy greetings when you first walk into a room it would go, i have been watching you, i recognize your scent, and then ive missed you. laughter yeah. This was pretty much a softball, pierce poking and broading here and there, but the best part where pierce asked donald trump about Climate Change and this is where the president dropped some science. Do you believe in Climate Change . Do you think it exists . Theres a cooling and theres a heating i mean, look, it used to not be Climate Change. It used to be global warming. Right. That wasnt working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place. The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be down but now theyre setting records, theyre at a record level. There are so many things happening, pierce laughter trevor if you just go by the facts donald trump sounds ignorant because ice caps are melting, not growing laughter but i realize if you dont think of him as a president but a 5yearold kid, then hes agenous. Hey little buddy, what do you think of glamouring . Well, its getting hot, then its getting cold, and before it was global warming, and sometimes its cold but its bigger now. Yeah that sounds good laughter applause but while trump was busy doing a meet and greet with his biggest fan, real news was hitting at home. Breaking news tonight, President Trump ordered special prosecutor bob mueller to be fired last june. Thats according to the New York Times and four sources. When President Trump tried to fire special Counsel Robert Mueller in june, white House Counsel don mcghan threatened to quit. The president at the time backed off. Trevor why does it feel like everyone at the white house is threatening to quit their jobs sessions, mccann get me copies of the report or i will walk out of here laughter this news doesnt come as a shock. Is it prizing your parents had sex . No but no less disturbing. The real surprise is the excuse President Trump gave for wanting to fire robert mueller. Cbs news has learned mr. Trump addressed conflict of interest concerns about mueller with top advisors. Among the issues a dispute over muellers membership fee at one of the president s golf clubs. Trevor only donald trump would cite golf club fees as proof of conflict of interest. It would be hilarious if trump ends up in prison and then mueller jumps out and hes, like, it was about the golf fees, bitch laughter applause now, from the very start to have the special investigation, republicans said trump never wand to fire mueller, and if he tried, that would be a step too far. But on friday, sean hannity showed us the warp speed version of what almost every republican is actually going to do. At this hour, the New York Times is trying to distract you. They have a story that trump wanted mueller fired some time last june, and our sources and ive checked with many, theyre not confirming that tonight, and the president s attorney dismissed the attorney and says, no, no comment, were not going there. And how many times has the New York Times and others gotten it wrong . All right, so we have sources confirming that, yeah, maybe donald trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict. Doedoes he not have the right to raise those questions . Trevor oh, wow oh, man this man is a legend. laughter he says the mueller story is fake. Then finds out its real. Then immediately starts to make himself comfortable in the new reality. He just went from calm down, theres no fire to, oh, shit, im on fire to, yeah, baby, im on fire. I like fire. Fires a good thing. laughter but better than the flipflop is how he hits the eject button right afterwards. Yeah, maybe donald trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict. Does he not have the right to raise those questions . You know, well deal with this tomorrow might. We have a shocking video. 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Imagine what we can do for you. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an Academy Awardwinning director, creator and executive producer of the new sixpart investigative series on netflix called dirty money. There is actually a diagram of this in the proposal where a human participant would sit riding an exercise bike. They would then be exposed to gas directly from the diesel vehicles. Then they would poke and prod that person later to determine what type of Health Effects theyd see from this person being gassed. Were you involved in discussions about doing this to this study on humans . Yes. Trevor please welcome alex gibney. cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you. Pleasure to be here. Trevor i have such a strange relationship with your work because im a huge fan of what you do but it always makes me feel like the world is not worth living in. laughter you created the documentary going clear which i know a lot of people loved about scientology. Yes. Trevor you worked on this new series dirty money. What is it all about . Dirty money is all about corporate crime and at a moment when our president states would be good to deregulate everything having to do with corporate activity this shows you what might happen if that comes to pass. These are real stories. Trevor we kick it off with the First Episode you created and directed, the story of volkswagen, the emissions scandal. Everyone has now learned of volkswagen coming out, you know, and figuring out a way to trick the emissions test, but you broke the story that they were using monkeys to experiment on . I didnt even know Car Manufacturers had monkeys, first of all. What were they actually doing with these experiments . What they were doing, it was volkswagen, mercedes and bmw set up a fake nonprofit to try to prove diesel exhaust was good for you or not bad for you. So they set up a scientific test in new mexico. From the clip, as you say, they were going to test it on human beings. Somebody at volkswagen america thought, well, this was a company jump started by hitler, maybe the optics of that arent so good. Trevor right, right. Gassing people. Yeah. So what hay did was they got monkeys, and they put them in plastic clear plastic boxes, they made them watch cartoons and they piped diesel exhaust into those boxes, and then they tested them. They scraped their lungs afterwards to see what had happened to them. Its horrifying, and they were doing it in order to be able to prove the diesel exhaust is good for you. Its like the Cigarette Companies trying to prove cigarette smoke is good for you. Trevor theres another part of the series where you examined the banks, hsbc specifically, for found to be helping mexican drug cartels launder their money. Yes. Trevor whats particularly infuriating is the department of justice is dropping the charges . Indeed, theyre moving on. Nobody at hsbc has been prosecuted for that. Its appalling. In the film directed by christie jakenson, you see prosecutors and journalists and so forth saying youve got them red handed, prosecute them. Trevor right. Then clearly the people at the department of justice decided they were too big to jail. Thats the appalling thing in terms of white collar crime, you know, well put somebody into jail for ten years for stealing a tv set. Trevor right. But steal 500 million and you get a new private jet. Trevor how does the administration respond to this somebecause you could argue that, without these banks, many of these drug cartels dont have the power that they have right now because, if they cant transport their money, if they cant buy weapons or move things around, they just dont have the same ability. You would think that the administration would be going after them the hardest. You would think but those are big businessmen who provide campaign contributions, and as Lindsey Graham reminded us recently, you know, its all about those campaign contributors. Thats who theyre doing this for. You know, its interesting, in the trump administration, Just Announced its new budget for the Consumer Protection bureau. Trevor right. Do you know what the budget is . Trevor im going to say less than it should be . Zero. Trevor zero is less than it should be. Yeah, zero is not very much, for Consumer Protection. Trevor which means they dont care about it. Correct. Trevor so we live in a world where the bankers wait for the next group of people they can do the same thing with. Indeed. Trevor and this is why i say you make me hate life. laughter oh, but there is got to be good news, im sure there is. Trevor but the good news is you make the shows that expose the people and hopefully people are shamed into doing something about it. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Thank you. Trevor dirty money available now on netflix. Axe alex gibney, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause new year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest Samsung Galaxy phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. Yahoooo ahoooo plus, unlimited family plans come with netflix included. Spectacular so, you can watch all your netflix favorites on your new samsung phones. Whoa join the uncarrier and get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. All on americas best unlimited network. Woman wow. The new world. [music playing] no way. Man rated t for teen. 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