Have i Got News For You im Kenan Thompson and for Roy Wood Jr. In the news this week, at a Town Hall with oprah Kamala Harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot which is probably why her husband enters the house like this its done excitement is building for the Hbo Reboot of harry potter, especially now that theyve found there hagrid. We get up pairing get your fat out of the couch please join me in welcoming i team captains, ever Ruffin Tonight . Hes a former congressman from pennsylvania and a moderate republican, which means the only hates women a little Bit Michel shes a Writer And Comedian who just shot her new netflix special. Look forward in 2025 and Fun Fact. Orson welles named his sled after her, its Rosebud Baker biggest stories of the week. Heres tonights first Game Amber steamed, youre gonna be up first. Ill show you a Clip Package representing major News Story from the past week. And youll tell me whats the story. Heres the clip all right, so weve got a tinfoil hat man. Hes ohio and we got a sexy cat though, police oh, this i think is referencing the story of all of the Bomb Threats that were called into various places in ohio because of the very dangerous rhetoric theyre eating the dogs, eating the cats. Youre close and correct this is the story of springfield, ohio sleepy little town. Flip turned upside down ever since Donald Trump repeated the lie about haitian immigrants eating pets. And last Weeks President ial debate, theyre eating the Dogs Springfield has been the target of over 30 Bomb Threats, including Bomb Threats called into schools university, city buildings, and hospitals. The fallout forced ohio governor Mike Dewine rebuked the story on national tv. How did the governor characterize the story . Bad would be crazy if the governor went on tv. Man Eating Cats And Dogs you dont say that Heres Governor Dewine characterize the story. Look, theres a lot of garbage on the Internet Kind of a redundancy in my opinion it is the internet is like when you say atM Machine, the M Means machine, you dont have to say be better to say there was a little Bit Internet on this Garbage Jd vance, whos from ohio, has refused to back down from his false claims. How did he justify continuing to spread a fake story . He likes to lie he said he wanted to create a new story or i do narrative heres how vance defended his lies. If i have to just do the name create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people. Then thats what im going to do. Dana create a false story thats called a lie. He knowingly do it if you dont the story of one constituent who filed a Police Report about her missing cat to backup their lai does anybody know the missing Cats Name . It would be best if the cat was named dinner, that would actually make a story that missing Cats Name is miss Sassy Richard here earning her name does anyone know what really happened yet to miss sassy now, you can tell when you look at that picture, miss sassy, that their house is filthy, nasty and it becomes very easy to understand why there was in the Fec And Basement the wall street journal, miss sassy returned a few days later, found safe in her own basement wheres my cat . It has to be those about lack asked neighbors, slick former congressMan Charlie, when did the lies turn . Because normally american people count on the politicians to create the lie that we all follow. But now j. D. Vance is allowed me to constituent to create the lie that he its like if The Rat played the flute for the pied Piper Disconnection between the, between the truth these days in dc, its really sad. I dont know how you fix it, but if people dont agree on facts anymore, so hard to have a conversation on a serious issue i disagree. See that recent yougov poll, 52 of likely 2024 trump voters believed that the claim is definitely, or probably true, but we are probably are two very different things we also found out this we that at least one haitian immigrant has a Highprofile Job that President Trump might be interested in who is it . And what is the Job Lawyer is a us attorney who is investigating. You guys like googling over there you asked attorney hes correct. Points to Team Member the haitian immigrant with an important job as florida prosecutor, Markenzy Lapointe Lapointe is not only the first Haitian Born us attorney, he also just happens to be overseeing the case of trumps wouldbe assassin. Thats right passengers. Yeah. This haitian is going to hammer this case if they can put them cat sandwiches down haitian people, I Love You and. I. Dont want to be beverages joke, I Love You now, ohio Law Enforcement their focus has been on all of the craziness thats been happening in springfield, which means theyre late to respond to real problems within the state. The resources are imbalanced, so what was the real problem outside of cleveland this week . And does anybody know what serious problem im talking about . Because it involves fentanyl, everything involves fentanyl at this point heres the real ohio crime story. We should have been focusing on this week. Okay, heres something you dont see every day and 8yearold girl drove 11 miles, eight or Mothers Car to go shopping at a Target Store outside of cleveland, drive a Call Police after watching her swerve, you see in and out of the lanes, she did admit to hitting a mailbox, but she wont face any charges. No fentanyl was involved that we know about bombs, points do you know what the police found her doing . Fentanyl you you too do you know what the police found are doing at the target playing Candy Crush . Final answer when eightyearold was located by the police, the eightyearold was reportedly enjoying a frappuccino i was i wouldnt bet 1 this child calls their mom by her first name so in conclusion, the fake story about legal immigrants cause chaos in springfield. It was debunked by the governor, but trump voters theres dont care. And miss sassy, the cat is really that Ditch Michael the roads, but im going to play a clip its going to be from the news this week, you watched a clip and you tell me what the story already. Theres an elephant thats a donkey that the caution know. Yep i know have you can have that know a little Baby Ibf boards. Nice okay Senates Inability to pass it yes, because i know this is going to be an Ivf Question and i dont know The Answer to this. Does the f in Ivf Stand for fentanyl they gave it to you at The End did you have any yeah. Yeah, i did Ivf Fentanyl at The End as a tree. Okay. You had a baby ivy. Have you didnt had a Fentanyl Aviv . I did ivf and then i got a baby after ivf, which was a real ways to 20 K, but yeah, this is such a Man Question Number about to ask you can pay for ivf in it, dont work and it just pull it it worked it worked. So we got embryos from it then i got pregnant naturally oh youre like fuck these embryolike 20 K down the drain. We can save, but also, ive got the embryos and then if she acts up, i can be like, hey okay, this just vision like a photo of the embryo on the wall and the Childs Room like youre right, that footage is essentially the story of the Senates Inability to pass an Ivf Protection Bill for the second time this year, republicans shut down the democrats attempt to pass legislation that would guarantee federal protections for in vitro fertilization. I just dont get it. Do you want us to have the babies or not we the babies and we get that shots and we make the babies or no, babies are both babies, but we want theM Made in the right way. And thats what happens in washington an issue where people supposedly agree on, youll bring up some Side Issue to say, well, this is going to derail the whole thing thats really not central to the main main point unsurprisingly 62 of american support protecting ivf, including the majority of republican voters but gop senators say the bill was only presented as a show vote. It was simply an attempt by democrats to try and create a political issue where there isnt one. I think there is a political issue there am i mistaken . I mean, the whole abortion thing, it was predicated on. Its a baby at the point of conception. So that is the objection with ivf if you believe that life begins at conception, you really cannot support ivf. Thats the challenge. And there are some who cant reconcile that because youre going to have to create embryos. Youre gonna lose embryos in the process. And if you think an embryo was a Human Being that has all the rights of people like us, will then its kind of hard to support ivf. I support ivf. I expanded it for the va when i was running the appropriations youre not in office i dont want people think even for here how often people having babies, okay. Even stranger as the republican vote against protecting ivf also goes against President Trump does anyone know how President Trump described himself . On the issue of ivf . Hes for it, and he and he wants it to be mandated Insurance Coverage would be free for people who seek it used to be reading the paper every day is i read i am a News Junkie that is that no. Yeah. Heres trumps position. I have been a leader on fertilization, ivf when, you know that hes a leader in fertilization, we do know that can anyone tell me why he has this position on ivf . What because thats what came to mind at the moment that someone asked him about it lets hear why trumps Supports Ivf because we want more babies to put it very nicely know why melania is hiding he said to put it nicely, somehow that made it so not naive for trump that Elon Musk men keep running her mouth on what makes a good mom, but this week, what female politician took a swipe at Vice President harris for being a stepmom somehow 000 Wait I. Can help you with this. You can. I can you because i feel like its right on the tip of your tongue. Do you want initials . What do you want . How do i help you . How do i help you . Help me . How far do you have The Answer . I do. Okay. Just say, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Sarah Huckabee SandersSeasoning Work can be yeah. Well, saying her name isnt a bad thing. He has like, oh, say it three times because like a droopy The Answer is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Lets see what she said at a Trump Rally in arkansas this week. So my kids keep me humble unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesnt have anything keeping her humble i think what Sarah Huckabee Sanders said about Kamala Harris is not a fair assertion to say that she has No One at home to keep her humble is not true when she has this person hey governor sanders kids said to help keep her humble. Were Voting Democrat wheres my God Dam suffered think your car to target im lets hear how Sarah Huckabee Sanders kids keep her humble my sweet daughter reaches up, pats my shoulder and says, its ok, mommy, one day you can be pretty too close your eyes imagine saying that to your mother in the car on my way to target say that once i feel like i could play Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the Movie Version of Sarah Huckabee Sanders time i see her, i think my god, i looked just like her do you think Sarah Huckabee Sanders was like a yes to fight version of Tom Brady Brady would like that at all this is the kind of astute political analysis that got you elected 13 times i know now, 13 times undefeated and unindicted little bit a retired politician like the measure of whether or not you succeeded. Its just whether or not you went to jail didnt have any boats that you regret . You know, early in my career, i voted against Marriage Equality and i corrected myself later in life, but i was that was one i married a man. I did not i did not. But but i dont on one gas team. My dues republicans and democrats need to quit juggling other peoples eggs because somethings going to break and governor sanders, daughter needs to sign up for a Roast Battle were going to take a quick break but come right back, been warming up the catheter to give michael an embryo of his own edge, Premiers Tomorrow at nine On Cnn your moderate to severe eczema, and show off clear skin and less issue with depicts it. The Number One prescribed biologic by dermatologists and allergists that helps heal your skin in from within. Serious allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Tell your doctor about new or worsening Eye Problems such as Eye Pain or vision changes including blurred vision, Joint Aches and pain, or a parasitic confection, dont change or stop Asthma Medicine without talking to your doctor ask your Eczema Specialist about depicts him hallways working on a project while loading up our suv, one extra push and for so we schedule that safe flight. Com. We were able to track our technician and knew exactly when hed arrived we could keep working safe. Flight came to us. I am kendrick with the replacement. We could trust that service the way we want it. Schedule a free Mobile Service. Now, at safe flight. Com, we payers he fled place the freestyle libre three plus sensors, Tractor Glucose and well tie and over time, it can help lower your a1c this is progress learn more and try absolutely free Text Dra w two 369369. Today red is off to find or find dear god, help us get america. Whats behind the door its pretty creepy Areas House did America Series premier October 4th to die in On HgtvClosed Captioning is brought to you by skechers hands free slipins, check out this shoe that altered my brain chemistry. New Handsfree Sketcher slip slipins, its likes. Have an invisible builtin shoehorn. My foot slides into Place Mind blown its time now for the offended meter. Heres how it works this new offender meter, the index of everyone whos made people mad this week, teams have to tell us whos the offender, what they did and who they offended. Lets get to It Amber and charlie. This is your offender hes offending everyone by hitting this note he is the Eu Tenant Governor of North Carolina, Mark Robinson. Yeah, its good and it shows extremely long history. We have someone on the centimeter, two weeks in a row unprecedented. Republican nominee for governor of North Carolina, Mark Robinson, seen here telling Steve Urkel to get out of his House Robinson offend me news everyone, Mark Robinson defended pretty much everybody. Cnn first reported on thursday that over a decade Ago Robinson made comments on a Porn Site in which he referred to himself as a black nazi expressed support for Reinstating Slavery now, whats doesnt know how slavery works because you you dont Slave Yourself im not going to say that this is a plot by the democrats to derail Mark Robinsons campaign. But looking at some of the stuff that hes alleged to have been commenting on on the Porn Site. All of it didnt feel like Stuff A Black Dude would say some of the verbiage. It does feel like i wonder. Writer would say to be like when a white person pretends that black people vandalized and they put Blanche Rule does anybody have a guest to the name of the pornographic website where Mark Robinson was so active say it, pornhub, know that would be normal africa this morning new africa. Website will Mark Robinson said all this crazy was nude. Africa and check out their logo, looked at this the worlds most Amateur Black Sites the. World by imagery, fonts you know, be fair, be fair. That was cutting edge comic Sans Font in late 90s when i was a kid nude, africa was National Geographic like thats National Geographic that past is foreign and we were kids, right ill say theres whatever you say on a Porn Site comment room, you meant that you got you got that post orgasm clarity. He was telling the Truth Michael and rosebud lets see your offender oh, well, Thats Mr. Bsw . Yes oh, i thought that was one of the minions. I that is popular youtuber jimmy donaldson, better known as mr. Bsw. Okay did mr. Beast offend your magneto offended five contestants of his upcoming Reality Competition Show beast games who are suing him and amazon with allegations of Sexual Harassment and chronic mistreatment its been a great week for dudes. Yeah yeah. Thats what mr. Boost does, man, these wow graham videos, they get a lot of them. Didnt he give people cite . I did water in africa, but he also makes crazy wacky videos to this, which explains his new Youtube Video you wont believe what happened when i was sexually harassed and chronically mistreated People Number eight, will shock you mr. Bsw announced that hes teaming up with Logan Paul to launch a competitor to lunchables oh, well, you cant do that. The same week that you get sexual downside. I do think though that if youre purchasing a premade lunchable froM Mr. Beason logan, paul, is that it automatically triggers a call to child protective service that was a centimeter remember, 7,000 points teaM Michael, you went a lifetime membership to nude africa congratulations its time now for missing words, captains, im going to give me a team some recent News Headlines with two words got out and youll have to fill in the blank and give us the full story. Its going to be blank as Hill Mychael and rosebud here because you hit Line Candidate blanks during live Tv Debate if its not dies it ought to be. The answer is hits opponent with chair for mayor of Sao Paulo Turn violent last thats sunday when jose luis Detainer Hit his opponent, pablo marsal. What they chair says, man named professor send My Love my is why we need a second debate and were not going to make them do anything, but everyones chair will be a Folding Chair heres your next headline. Rare smelly blank wins New Zealand blank of the Year Contests far farc final answer the correct answer is rare, Smelly Penguin wins new Zealand Bird of the Year Contest, did not think you were gonna Say Penguin this years New Zealand berta the Year Contest price was taken home by The Endangered hoy, hoping one whose name means noise shelter. And of course, this years american bird of the year was once again a Pigeon Stuck at the southwest terminal at newark international yeah, thats what it is. Heres a whole a whole penguin. The Noise Shadow not to be confused with the rare american noise shouted being ending The Ending Game Africa heres your headline. The apprentice producers were shot by trumps blank intellect his musty carpet, and that is not a euphemism. I say smell. Yeah, youre both right points. Why answer is The Apprentice producers were shot by trumps musty Carpet Producers was shocked by the sorry, state of Trump Tower when they visited saying that there was a musty Carpet Odor that followed them like an Invisible Cloud i think this does begged the question now, does the musty carpet matched the musty drapes Roy Roy this is asking i cant ask you a question. Mr. Coffee Roy Points can either team tell me how never trump republican Adam Kinzinger described trumps personal odor on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this month old food. Food is a good guess. I can call out right now. Hes at myself. Oh, yeah. Bragg hes my Buddy Lifeline and on this show heres what adam said on Jimmy Kimmel about trumps odor. So if you take like armpits uhhuh. Catchup makeup and a little but its probably like makeup and a little been how did he get that close . Ive been close to Trump Biden Smell anything . I mean, weve gotten bad argument, but i have covid at the time. No Membrane Charlie is your Headline Blink plummets during president ial debate wait. Oh, i havent Blood Pressure know that went the other way. No The Answer is porn Traffic Porn Traffic plummets during president ial debate because it was a very sexy debate. But was mark watching the debate or supporting off to the debate all of america according to pornhub, a site im not familiar with they say that traffic was down 14. 8 on average across the country during the debate, which makes sense because if you went to watch an old man getting spanked the debate was porn if youre, in the step moms oh wow hubs, data first off, shot shut up the pornhub, foot laying out the data in which a way to make it look like, you know, their data is dripping down the wall whats amazing is as soon as the debate ends, people go right back to pornhub. There life i taken as much of a break as i can i need to get back to her. So we know that it was at its lowest at 9 36 years to question what were the candidates are discussing at that exact moment . That was so interesting that americans briefly stopped masturbating cats and dogs. The Eating Cats And Dogs, cats, dogs. Okay. At 9 36 when Pornhub Traffic was at its lowest . Vice president harris was talking about Trumps Court cases. And her plan for the Housing Shortage. Yeah, that that is not going to improve anybodys libido. I mean, what is it about the Housing Crisis that makes people just like put down the lotion because theyre sad most people feel like they will never be able to to afford a house, Have Fec and blows it makes it really hard to get it up but if we havent learned anything from pornography, we know that theres a Housing Shortage thats why theres so many young men forced to move in with their buster young stepmothers thats missing words new Zealand Bird of the year lets go to commercial break. Ill talk commercial Break Tomorrow on the whole story. How does a Bernie Bro become a pro protrump, proputin social Media Superstar . Ive been to rush, ive been to china. Their major cities are much nicer, Donie O Sullivan meets the terminally online young men of the disillusion left maga communist, you know, people watching cnn are going to say, youre crazy and store influencers trying to stop the spread of misinformation i want to make sure that theyre not falling down this rightwing rabbit hole. The whole story with Anderson Cooper Tomorrow at 8 00 On Cnn people who say that somethings impossible i see that as a Challenge Everything you heard about me is true this comes at a cost its just the Beginning Penguin Streaming exclusively on max thanks amgen, life changing medical breakthroughs, every second counts. But without investment, those break are often past. Cities seamlessly connected Banking Markets and services, businesses deliver global financial solutions. So our client can keep investing in innovations for patients around the world without pause. For the love of moving our four have i Got News For You next saturday at nine On Cnn time now for one out teams, heres how i went out works. Im going to show everybody for pictures and youll have to guess which one sticks out like Mike Pence at a free golf. You got it okay. Teams. Heres your first group of four. We have Dolly Parton, Kamala Harris, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jerry Garcia, whos the Odd One Out . Jerry garcia . Yet doesnt use conditioner. He is gonna say Gwyneth Paltrow doesnt own a gun wow, thats a go got them. Things are, you know, she got about she had to deal with Joe Lanes used by the shooter all three are like entertainers are musicians and ones a pall, yeah paul you say attentions call each other paul, you heard it live when people call us. I have a guess i know this is a sincere guess. I dont know if its correct. Jerry garcia, cherry garcia, the Ice Cream Flavor. I know there was some Kamala HarrisIce Cream Flavor by ben and jerrys. And i feel like if Dolly Parton doesnt have an Ice Cream Flavor named after her somebodys going to jail because she should and when it counts or doesnt eat so she wouldnt have am i in the right ballpark thats the nail on the head caught and Kamala Harris and Jerry Garcia all have inspired their own Ice Cream Flavors. While Gwyneth Paltrow has inspired a candle that smells like her i guess we should all be glad that Gwyneth Paltrow did not do Ice Cream fair, it would probably tastes like Rose Quartz because shes always win with paltrows bestselling candle is called. This smells like my and if youre wondering who would buy a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrows surprise. Elton john the only person i would guess. Yeah. That math doesnt Add Up for me. Ill be honest. Thats your fellow mathematician. Agree people who care about what someones smells like, dead or alive. I Elton John is underestimating gay Mens Love of camp and i think this is the case amphibious makes perfect sense. Lets just assume Elton John is gay want Elton John would have gwyneth Paltrow Candle because i still like listening to candle and the when whole new meaning none. Roy its talking about the lag curious no. How like curious works both teams get three biographical details about a public figure, but only one of them is true. Your team has to guess which Fun Fact is the truth, and which are dirty, filthy lives. Lets get started. First up, political Commentator Van jones, three facts its about van jones. He was once rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian hes appeared as a newscaster in the dark knight rises. He once performed the Heimlich Maneuver OnMike Huckabee which one is the truth . My strategy for this is always the same its just whichever one i want to be true thats what i go with. So i want him to have given the heimlich to Mike Huckabee. I want that more than anything. Number one, The Answer is vance was once rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian met at a criminal Justice Reform summon any helped her out when she was getting her law degrees. So people thought they were hooking up, but they put the rumors to bid when kim guessed it on his podcast. Were van called the experience the best rumor ever. And kim called It Funny Him Kardashian has a law degree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didnt know that she went back to Law School about 78 years ago and then fault for the advocacy your friend wrongly convicted black Women In Prison when she passed the bar, as far as i dont know if not bought the bars, youve got money they were doing a lot of criminal Justice Reform and then they met together as you do in any romcom at a criminal Justice Summit . Yeah. Excuse me. I couldnt help but notice you over there fighting for justice Beams Thing here. Three facts about outright Internet Person Laura loomer. Oh my god, ive she audition for American Idol three times . Yes yes. Suspended for trying to start a pro Isis Club. She has a hello kitty tattoo, which one is the Truth Crew of 100 okay. So what we know about Laura Loomer comer is shes a virulent islamophobia. So we know its not number two, she has been banned from uber and from lift for being islamophobia, looking too much like Marilyn Manson so its between one and three im going to want to know what kind of tattoos she has on her body. If you dont want to know what kind of tattoo she has on her body. Do not buy her scented candle im going to say she does have a great personality for reality television. Im going to say audition for American Idol three times. The answer is she tried to start a pro Isis Club in college. This is true. This is true. Job in 2015, Laura Loomer tried to start an Isis Club that are school barrow university. It was all a stunt to bait the libs, but instead, The School suspended her for creating a hostile environment thats not our loomer you know, creating a hostile environment, hostile environment. Also the name of Laura Loomers pinterest board. I dont all alright, lets get three facts about supreme Court Chief JusticeJohn Roberts affects are he has a no Handshake Policy he played Peppermint Patty and his high School Production of euro good Man Charlie brown candy is great skittles. My dad and his dad both worked at bethlehem steel plant, death in pennsylvania and the planet we all we all know did. I cant we do great . Skittles. Sees it sounds a little spicy achieved supreme Court Justice for sure is like, even like Almond Joy or maybe a watch him a call it. I like the John Roberts, what hes going crazy reaches for a watch him a call and he goes like the sassy about his case she got to watch him and say modi grade skittles, got to pick one. Im going to say peppermint patti. Okay, over here, we will say grape skittles. Chief justice John Roberts played Peppermint Patty in his high School Production of europe good man, Charlie Brown this is robert to timothy all boys law, lumiere school in indiana, where he put on sandals to play americas eighth favorite peanut character, Peppermint Patty i think i know why they cast him as Peppermint Patty. You got to see him in High School thats pretty good incredible. Bonus points if anybody can tell me which current supreme Court JusticePlate Franklin and a blade curious. Well be right back murphy has Baby Oil has Cao Reaction to the birds oneonone episode was overwhelming the most emotional scene was but Decision Murphy may to not get an abortion. The Vice President reacted as if it was a threat. The existence of america, idea this fictional character played any role in politics is bananas, tv on the edge, moments that shaped our culture premieres sunday at nine On Cnn and then the freestyle libre three plus sensors track to glucose. And well tie and over time, it can help lower your a1c this is progress. Learn more and try for free if Freestyle Libre Diet us marty. Oh no, yeah. Let me get this youre too kind of her im unlimited 2 cash cashback, the Wells Fargo active Cash Credit Card back get back from breanna limited time, get the Genesis Gb 70 for 3. 4 and fjord for up to 60 months exclusively at your local Genesis Retailers when it comes to help nobody assists, like low where car baunov, the company who invented Car Vending Machines and buying a car 100 online now, weve created a brand new way for you to sell your car, whether its a yearold or a few years old, we want to buy your car. So go to car bono enter your license plate. Answer a few questions, and our Techno Wizardry calculates your Cars Value and gives you a real flopper in seconds. When youre ready will come to you, pay you on the spot and pick up your car. Thats it. So ditch the old way of selling your car and say hello to the new way at carbonic good job, we will teran for longlasting arthritis this Pain Relief todays biggest feet wasnt making costumes for the School Plan and actually getting there with time to spare it was the fact that the silvers went four for bore on getting all their Flu Shots with no Tears Bravery rewarded when its time for vaccines its time for Cvs Shake up your shower with a flavor for every feeling this stub questions you up. This Stub Wind down, this stuff leads youre glowing and this debris keeps you going. So whatever care you care about, theres a dove for everybody deliveries happened ordered that this happens, sachs that happens. He get out of there to back the pitch. Lets happened with ring, learn more at rnc. Com give me a hopping cosmopolitan and some drama because there was was a twist can you know, the Morning Tee time and a Bloody Mary was get a one, bob. Give me a cocktail with catalin vodka im dr. Sanjay gupta In Atlanta in this is cnn its time for me in the middle where we find common ground between two people who could never be caught in public, anger and out okay. We have Bill Clinton, Doug Emhoff, p. Diddy, and Dick Van Dyke. And on the other side, theres fozzie bear, eminem, Ronald Reagan, and Pete Davidson. Left side and right side. Theres two people that have something in common. First up and bring charlie, which to have been portrayed in a movie by Dennis Quaid know reagan, i think is that okay . Well, what about yesterday . Laid raygun. It would be amazing if Dennis Quaid played P Diddy at some point i got to go with Dick Van Dyke also yacht oh, trashed for using that picture thats so many Dick Van Dyke is yellen because hes an next to p. Diddy out here. You i want to go with Ronald Reagan and Dick Van Dyke that cant be right i guess the correct answer is Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton ronald, reagan in the film Reagan And Bill clinton in the 2010 hbo film, the special relations reagan, yet is not bad. They must eat hit the Ronald Reagan note and all of that and Nancy Reagan has played by Dyson Vacuum Cleaner the blowjobs and rose. But next up weve got super super seniors, which two people both got their High School diplomas as adults. As adults im going to say Dick Van Dyke and fuzzy bear i was literally going to say the same thing. Pete davidson and Dick Van Dyke. I think we should always go with tick mandates he seems like a squared away guide to me though. I feel i feel like we should always go with fozzie oh, yeah. It fonzies on the list as they were answering. Yes. It turns out Dick Van Dyke and eminem, dr. High school diplomas as the goats, Marshall Mathers got a ged and Dick Van Dyke got an honorary diploma. And yes, both of those counts i didnt know that M M got his ged later on in life. Thats probably why he never wrote stand back and thats all know how to read or write span was mad at that man embrace charlie. Next, its worked for Taco Bell which two people. Okay. Both made a Living Making A Run for the border i want to say davidson and diddy. You want to say Pete Davidson and Vidhi Emhoffs is a squared away lawyer. I cant imagine he did little little animal up there what we know is wife kamala, never worked at mcdonalds. We know that. Right. Im going to i mean, obviously were going with fozzie on the one side. Of course of coalminer is just a question of p. Diddy or Doug Emhoff. P. Diddy. Im going to say doug, thats doug. Im going to say doug. I mean and it just i can see it on a name tag. Safer bet i feel like if p. Diddy worked at Taco Bell, we would have heard about it in the indictment yes. The correct answer is Pete Davidson, who was tackled. Bill spokesperson, and Doug Emhoff, who was Taco Bells Lawyer Trick Question i mean, Doug Emhoff worked for Taco Bell. He does sound kinda high all the time you start a Taco Bill Order your audit done unfortunately, were out of time, so we didnt get to our last clue. But just so you know P Diddy and Fasi Bear with both in the Muppets Most Wanted movie. And of course, we all know theyre both alleged sex criminals. That was the middle you all want them videotaped, you need to get your affairs in Order Laying around, well be right back somebody is ever done this For A Living James was famous for winning races, change believes that change winds its the economy stupid apologizing to know fisted catcher, i am saying publicly what people are saying. I have enough money. I could just shut up Carbon Winning is everything saturday, October 5thOn Cnn abby, birthday, marty. Oh, no, yeah. Let me get this your too kind of heard that unlimited 2 cash back the Wells Fargo active Cash Credit Card did we choose safe play . A always working on a project while loading up our suv one extra push and forever so we scheduled that safe flight. Com. We were able to track our technician and knew exactly when hed arrived. We could keep working safe. Flight came to us i am kendrick with the replacement. We could trust that service the way we want it. Schedule a free Mobile Service now, at safe flight. Com we pay your safe place stay ahead of your childs moderate to severe eczema and we can show off clear skin and less fish with do pick since the Number One prescribed biologic by dermatologists and allergists that helps heal your Child Skin from within serious allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Tell your doctor about new or worsening i problems such as the Eye Pain or vision changes, including blurred vision, Joint Aches and pain or a parasitic infection, dont change their style. Asthma medicines withoute raw to 369369. Today. Im dr. Sanjay gupta In Atlanta this is cnn back fine for caption contests. Ill show you guys a picture and you guys throw around your best captions. The one that makes me laugh the hardest wins first pitcher and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you meddling kids like caption for this Vinod Rock and roll. And you played Johnny Be Good for chuck berrys because it is actually deeply offensive we have to go back and change the path before you get that there is another word. That guys really enjoyed medical School Person . Yes. Brie larson, Captain Marvel from the i was talking about the dude with the stethoscope. Is that correct . Answer was Donald Trump finally unveils his Health Care Plan were going to have this sexiest doctors were going to cover. Everybody is going to cause lessons going to be beautiful that was the plan by the way. Lets go to another photo cool. That trump never grabbed that pose either you can edit this stuff. Im sorry. Im sorry. I just all right arlette, i know im out of congress now im emancipated on liberated. Its like its kind of funny oh good. To, hear about springfield, ohio going in incognito Hope Center because its third week that was caption contests. Someone got point, someone else gets about the points you know what it is we didnt add them up. So learned here this past Week Weve learned that No Ones actually eating dogs. No one seems to want to do anything for ivf. And the Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina has officially entered the chat taken all this weeks biggest News Stories into account. Panel. What are some of your objections for what next weeks top stories are going to be . Amber Baby Oil files for bankruptcy michael Mark Robinson joins this season of Dancing With The Stars not a bad one charlie, what are your predictions for next week philadelphia phillies, youre going to close out the nl least are going when it thats a big news news network. We all know what the phillies are doing, but im happy youre phillies van as good rosa, but i think trumps going to accidentally say i hate Taylor Swift in public. And immediately fake a shooting and every one of those predictions coming true over the course of the next seven days, i want to thank our guests, Rosebud Baker, charlie dent. Thank you. Thank, you before we sign off a few more stories, were watching. We want to find out what the Tour Girl is spitting on now realizes if she plays her carts, right, she might and up buried on a Golf Course sunday dont worry, No One at work knows your high right now. Really what julia and ill see you next week on another episode of have i Got News For You . Big round of applause for the panel