In the UK it’s starting to feel like America has reneged on our suicide pact the second after we downed our kool-aid. Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 20, 2021 He’s pronounced dead
My mouf ihf fo fuuh oh bifcuits #crumblebrag Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) January 16, 2021
People used to be shocked when I explained that my children were made out of hair.
Raised a few eyebrows, I can tell you. GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 20, 2021
RIP Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine. You will be mist. Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 17, 2021
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: I m gonna need more carrots.