Making lemonade out of this endless parade of lemons
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I’m just staying positive, but um. I’m pretty sure this is where we die. (Winston Bishop, New Girl)
Sigh.
The Office during Jan’s deposition and they’re reading Michael’s performance review:
“I’m out of carrots. I’m out of sticks. Mr. Scott has time and again proven himself to be an unmanageable employee and a poor branch manager.”
Much of Twins Territory has run out of carrots and sticks when giving the Twins chances over and over and over - not just this season, but pretty much every year once the playoffs roll around. It doesn’t matter how good our team is, they have been letting us down consistently in some way or another, year after year after year. This suffering has not just come from the Twins, but by most of our major sports teams: Vikings, Timberwolves, the unnamed hockey team that I don’t want to jinx at this time. The only team that’s b
What the Hell Are the Philadelphia Eagles Doing?
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The Philadelphia Eagles had the sixth pick in the NFL Draft. They traded it to the Miami Dolphins for the 12th pick, a fourth-round selection, and a first-rounder next year. It didn t make a ton of sense at the time. It still doesn t make much sense as this particular draft is so quarterback-heavy, meaning the franchise would have been able to get an elite player from outside that group if, as we all assume, they re content with Jalen Hurts getting a shot to become long-term QB1.
Good Morning Football s Peter Schrager surveyed the landscape this morning and deduced what a lot of us have been deducing. That like Gob Bluth, the Eagles may have made a huge mistake. That somewhere down the road, the frustrated fans in the upper terrace of The Linc are going to wonder why the hell Penei Sewell, Ja Marr Chase, Jaylen Waddle, Kyle Pitts or Patrick Surtain are not dressed in green.
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