Colorado Girl and Guy moved into their new condo this past Saturday. But us moms didnât wait for them to actually arrive in California before we visited it.
They hadnât even left Denver before we tricked the landlord into giving us the keys so we could start setting up their new home in advance.
Armed with the keys, we immediately launched into Operation Motherload: New Condo Launch.
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It began with critical household necessities: toilet paper and paper towels. Without any collusion NO COLLUSION between us moms, within hours of each other we both dropped off the same Costco brand TP and paper towels. Great Moms think alike [insert high-five here].
(Screencap via YouTube.)
Florida Man has quickly become everything so much of the rest of the country wishes it still was after this last year: Fun and at-large.
Before we get to the good stuff, a quick apology for missing last week’s Florida Man Friday. I worked through the morning with a vicious little head cold, but by the time I was done with Insanity Wrap and had collected all my FMF headlines, there was no more denying that I needed a dose-and-a-half of DayQuil.
The DayQuil did its usual job, too. I was able to:
A) Breathe
B) Kind of not drool while staring blankly at the computer screen
Why is this so difficult for some people?
Anyway, Florida Woman is on top of things:
A waitress in Orlando, Florida has been credited with saving the life of a young boy who was being abused by his parents During a press conference Thursday, Flavaine Carvalho told the story of how she noticed something strange at one of her tables on New Year’s eve.
“I just thought that I need to do something,” she stated. “I could not sit by, going away, without any help.”
While the two adults and two children were eating, the man at the table reportedly wouldn’t let the 11-year-old boy touch any of the food. When Carvalho noticed the boy was covered in bruises, she held up a note that read: Do you need help? The boy nodded in response.