In the absence of Love Island, another series of Love is Blind or any decent dating show to get yourself way too invested in this year, I have been feeling thoroughly empty. Truly at a loss as to what to fill my evenings within these dark dark months.
Upon realising that a whole army of students was facing that very same pain, I decided it was time to do my patriotic duty, for Regé Jean-Page and country. I was going to singlehandedly take on the university dating scene, one institution at a time.
In the name of science, disappointed uni girls everywhere and moving the conversation off the dating app, I decided to dedicate two weeks of my life to date as many uni boys as was physically possible to provide the most comprehensive account of what it’s like to date across UK universities. And in this great fishing expedition, I managed to find 25 men in under two weeks. Stealthy, I know.