Class-Action Suit Against God Pays Out 45 Extra Seconds Of Life To Every Creature
THE HEAVENS Calling it a historic victory for all who have been victims of the Lord’s negligence, lawyers representing the planet’s estimated 20 quintillion animal inhabitants announced Tuesday that a class-action lawsuit against God would pay out an extra 45 seconds of life to each creature. “While no amount of extra time on this Earth can compensate for the many grave indignities He has inflicted upon His creation, we are nonetheless thankful that our clients will finally see some justice,” said lead attorney Landon Burke, who announced that anyone who believed they were owed restitution by God could reply to the notice they received in the mail or sign up online to receive their supplemental 45 seconds of life. “Less than a minute may not seem like much, but when you add it up, you are talking about a payout of almost 30 trillion years, a record judgment in a case of this kind. This is a h
New year, new focus February 07 2021
We should not try to overcome things better left for God; if we will trust in the Lord and His Word, we will see things much differently
Psalms 55:22 NKJV – Cast your burden on the Lord, and He Shall sustain you, He shall never permit the righteous to be moved.
We just went through a pretty hard year, and in the natural, this one is not starting out much better. But if we will trust in the Lord and His Word, we will see things much differently. God s Word promises to sustain us, us being those who love the Lord. We can choose to look at things through our own eyes, or we can see things through God s promises.
The Holy Spirit can renew and empower us January 03 2021
The Holy Spirit played a critical role in the birth and resurrection of Christ and is also ready to work in our lives today
The biblical Christmas story involves several prominent characters. Each one has their role to play in welcoming Jesus to our world. For a moment, I would like to shed light on one who doesn t ever seek the limelight. He s one who is often in the background. But, His role is critical. Without this one, the Christmas story would have never taken place. His name is the Holy Spirit. Let s look at two parts of this narrative in the next few moments, where He appears.