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Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

Nothing like a steaming bowl of freshly picked spaghetti
Alistair Dabbs
Fri 2 Apr 2021 // 10:07 UTC
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Something for the Weekend, Sir? No, not wabbit. Not even chocolate eggs. I m hunting wild asparagus.
This is about as inventive as it comes for an April Fool s hoax in lockdown Europe. A local newspaper yesterday morning ran an article offering tips (ho ho) for those who fancy foraging for their spring asparagus in the wild – or at least within the regulation 10km radius from their front doors.
Come to think of it, given that all other news outlets here announced that they would skip their traditional ....

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'No' does not mean 'yes'... unless you are a scriptwriter for software user interfaces

The circle is complete. Now I am the master… er, I mean the source
Alistair Dabbs
Fri 12 Mar 2021 // 12:30 UTC
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Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let me be absolutely clear about this… As soon as you hear these words, you know the rest of the sentence will be evasive, meandering, and vague.
Language is an amusing and infuriating kludge of ambiguity. Getting yourself understood within the IT industry is a particular challenge. Even everyday desktop interactions with software requires a big conceptual leap of faith into a universe of virtual proxy objects associated via increasingly freaky nomenclature.
Files? Folders? They re not really there, but OK, we can pretend. Easy. Then, quite out of the blue, we get crazy stuff such as Volumes, Clouds, Signals and Platforms. I hate to break it to you but these words do not conjure the same concepts in the minds of ordinary, sane people as they apparently do with IT people. ....

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The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

Still waiting for neuroscientists to work out why
Alistair Dabbs
Fri 5 Mar 2021 // 09:30 UTC
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Something for the Weekend, Sir? Never again. As Gods are my witnesses, you will never catch me [insert gerund here] in future. I have learnt my lesson.
You won’t catch me because I’ll be more careful next time.
Learning from one’s mistakes is a sign of intelligence, they say. This is why machine-learning is at the heart of artificial intelligence. Give a Billion Dollar Brain enough Big Data to work with and its subroutines will eventually work out the right solutions on its own – Treat Patient X for early signs of cancer , Investigate Citizen Y’s tax return , Kill Harry Palmer , and so on. ....

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Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses

A bitter pill best swallowed with eight gallons of swimming pool water
Alistair Dabbs
Fri 26 Feb 2021 // 09:30 UTC
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Something for the Weekend, Sir?
Those files I promised you? Oh, I m sorry, they accidentally got taken out with the recycling. A gull swooped down and snatched them out of my hands. They were lost in a tsunami. No, a forest fire. An earthquake. Actually, to tell the truth, my mum put them in the washing machine.
This is making me feel queasy. My health isn t in question . I ve simply missed another work deadline and inventing a plausible excuse that I haven t used recently is making my head spin. You d think all that the dog ate my homework business would end when you left school but oh no, here I am still doing it a generation and a half later. ....

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