Even Michelle Obama can t get Jimmy Kimmel s daughter to eat her veggies
Screenshot: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Former First Lady Michelle Obama isn’t going to brag about the fact that her best-selling memoir is better-selling than her former President husband’s book. Honestly, it’s not even close, so Mrs. Obama could be even more gracious in victory on Tuesday’s
Jimmy Kimmel Live than usual, instead spending her airtime ragging on Barack in other ways. Apparently, you don’t get credit for not being a slob when you pay someone to tidy up your presidential clutter, and a fancy producer credit doesn’t mean the former head of state actually gets down in the trenches with the puppets in the couple’s new Netflix kids show,
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The Creep, who introduces each segment via comic-book pages, fondles the remote in key art from season one of Shudder’s
Creepshow.
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Stacked with killer talent both in front of and behind the camera, Shudder’s hit series
Creepshow based on the horror anthology films from Stephen King and George A. Romero returns soon for season two, with a third installment on the way. Each episode contains two stories, so we’re sharing our favorites from the six-episode (plus two bonus installments!) first season.
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1) Grey Matter
The series’ kickoff segment set the tone for what was to come with a classic tale directed by series producer Greg Nicotero that pays loving homage to the first
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Cancel culture? Meh. Librarians used to tough issues, so leaders say they ll seek a community balance.
Dr. Seuss books always tickle
His publisher put some in a pickle
Decision to let books fade isn t so humdrum
Oh no! Oregon libraries face a conundrum
Attempts at mostly clever rhymes aside, when Dr. Seuss publisher decided to no longer license or sell six particular titles, Oregon s public libraries didn t flinch. They mostly shrugged.
On March 2, Dr. Seuss Enterprises announced that six of the children s books would no longer be published or licensed because they include images and text that portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong.
attempt at movie stardom. Parker’s Paula is a “professional interventionist” who helps parents get their unmotivated adult sons to move out of the house by pretending to date them, thereby boosting their confidence. It’s a business she’s dreamed up herself based on her briefly mentioned tragic backstory of having fallen in love with a guy she couldn’t get to move out of
his parents’ house. Not one to let lost love get her down, Paula has channeled her personal disappointment into professional gaslighting a business model that raises as many logistical questions as it does ethical ones. What happens to the poor guys after she gets them to leave home and then (presumably) dumps them? Did this movie singlehandedly inspire the entire incel movement?
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Matthew McConaughey has been a lot of things over the course of various careers: He’s been a beach bum, an immortal wizard, the star of
more. Something that can actually leave a lasting impact on the beautiful big rock we call America, or at least more of a lasting impact than his awards, his millions of dollars, his family, and his aircraft carrier full of classy Lincoln automobiles… something like
politics.
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Yes, if you felt a bone-aching chill run through the air this something, it wasn’t climate change generating another polar vortex. It was, in fact, the haunting echo of another celebrity deciding that their specific set of skills (which include “looking presentable,” “reading,” and “being famous”) would translate perfectly to a career in politics. But hey, it worked out for Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Donald Trump, who says it can’t work out for Matthew McConaughey as well? He