hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
Of the performance you re used to bombing. let s talk about the bad first. okayt s talk about td first, its bergen a mess. okay. how ars,kay?e you to tell mevert you re going to reign in the government if you can t reign in your eyebrows? anu known in, i mean. and asa hutchinson, you know what he convinced me of it m these debates, they need that oscars orchestra where you can theyplay people off of right foa too long because they all go past the bell. yeah the bell but if you kept playin, maybe people would get it and just shut up because nobody cared what he said.what h vivek was obviously the star because he s taken a page out of trump s noteboosaidehicle wkt he s running for class president. you know what i mean? he s talking a lotay book, smac. he s getting in the way. but the joke you made about, you know, you kindt, talki of jt it would be racist to say he was a driver. do you know my taxi garage? what ayou made big he is right now. really? because everyone in the garage is indi