it s really me, ingraham. and i know it s hard to believe but tonight i m the second most handsome man on the show. we ve got my buddy will cain here. i ll give it up. i ll give it up. i don t usually comment on men s looks but you know you have two-thirds of fox and friends weekend tonight, rachel campos duffy said she d rather give birth again than spend another minute with the two of us. right. kat timpf and kayleigh mcenany are here tonight. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] pete: so i guess that now makes me the fourth best-looking person on the show. oh, and also michael loftus. [laughter] [cheers and applause] pete: so let s get to at this time. as school starts again, so does the battle. that s because our education system sucks. be on the lookout, the left is not stopping. they ll not be happy until school s just a bunch of illiterate eunuchs sliding down a stripper poll yelling america s racist. those are castrated unics i had to look it up. the langua
kat: oh, so we re not talking about genitals anymore, got you. that was all my talking points. pete: all right. new topic. kat: no, no, no. no. pete: you re a parent kat: it s really hard to be a mother these days. [laughter] kat: i was looking around at this topic, i was like children, children, children, children. none that i know of. michael: what if they did it to your kat? kat: okay. yes, it s absurd. the government needs they re involved in education at all because we keep having all these arguments about what s right for the kids. and there really is no collective the kids. every kid is going to have an individual need. every family s going to want different things for their family. and if you re a family that wants to send your kid to they/them academy go ahead but they shouldn t have every school be like that. i think the government should be not involved and give parents more choices, all the choices with their own kid.
pete: but right now the government is completely involved kat: i would say intimately. pete: one might say intimately kat: yeah pete: jimmy stewart objects kat: yeah, and student loan cancellation is actually stealing. pete: it s absolutely stealing. it s a transfer of money. [cheers and applause] pete: all right. before we go, by the way. i know you re going to be happy about this. greg is back on monday. [cheers and applause] pete: come on, you know you are. i am. i watch. he s got a great lineup, buck sexton, mollie hemingway, julie banderas and jim brewer are all here. up next shouldn t we have the right to know more about why they stooped in melania s drawers? research shows that people remember ads with young people having a good time. so to help you remember that liberty mutual customizes your home insurance, here s a pool party. look what i brought! liberty mutual! they customize your home insurance. so you only pay for what you need!
i told you i don t care he s hot. whatever, i ve got to go. right. good day then. well, pete i guess the only rule here is be hot, which shouldn t be a problem for you mate. back to you. pete: well done. well done. kat, as i think the unofficial nightclub corespondent of of the gutfeld show kat: i don t go to the club. pete: you did? you just told me a story as we came out here about not getting into a club kat: oh, yeah, that was a long i m married now. so there s nothing for me there. i go to gay, gay bars, but not like straight ones. pete: i would imagine staring happens there, too kat: nobody at a gay bar is staring at me pete: which probably makes you more comfortable. does staring make you uncomfortable at bars, clubs? kat: i guess, yes, having a creepy dude stare at you sucks. but i guess i just had bigger problems than that. i m trying to think. like i am really good looking so
morning show and eats continuously throughout the show your attitude should be there but for the grace of god go i. [cheers and applause] kat: but when eric swalwell farted that was the best day. when eric swalwell farted that was the best day. pete: amazing kat: think about the eric swalwell news cycle. was that a 24 hour cycle kat: it should have been. pete: it s still the cycle of the show. zero emissions, will, in the grand scheme. will: right. are we talking about cars again? we re talking about cars for now. is this a good goal? do you like the goal? will: for california. actually i don t even like it, no, i don t even like it for california. you have to think, how does this trickle down? how does this domino fall? and, first of all, the used car market s going to go bananas in california, people want to buy fossil fuel driven cars and it s going to continue the exodus to my home state of texas. going to continue to be i look