[ Cheering And Applause ] Greg Yes all right. Okay. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg i guess that will do laughter . Greg it is friday, so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a Fox News contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets to this [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didnt use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The Movie Beetle Juice Beetle Juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. laughter . Greg thats a blot that sounds really familiar. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg set It
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and a
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it did. the white powder found in what has been described as a west wing work area, cocaine. hmm, it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. since she was just there, the obvious thing is to blame hunter biden, especially since he found the other baggy filled with hookers. if you find poop in the woods, you blame the bear. hunter biden is the bear. if not hunter, who is it? joe? kamala? it could explain this. sit down with keke palmer and have a discussion about a variety of issues. greg: i guess cocaine makes everything funnier, that is why we placed a line under each of your seats. just wait for the seats. what does kjp have to say? under the purview of the secret service. this is under investigation of secret service, under purview of the secret service. let them do the investigation, this is under their purview. it is under the secret service purview. greg: somebody excited a new w word. purview. remember this one. i am excited about a new show. still a great idea.
so, no, the white powder found in what s been described as a west wing work area. cocaine. hmm. it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. now, since he was just there, the obvious thing would be to blame hunter, especially after they found that other baggy filled with who caners. hookers. but if you found bear crap in the woods you re not going to blame the pope, you re going to blame the bear. and hunter is the bear. besides, if it wasn t hunter s, then who, joe? it explains the sniffing he s doing lines off girl s heads. could it be kamala? it could explain this. sit down with kiki palmer and you gonna have a real conversation about [laughter] about a variety of issues. greg: i guess cocaine makes everything funnier. it s why we placed a line under all of your seats. just wait for the break, okay? so what does kjp have to say? i bet it s under the purview of the secret service. as you know this is under the purview of the secret service. under investigation by the sec