a.m. santa is coming to town. santa! oh my god. santa here? i know him. i know him. jesse: jolly old nic. cookies put away and time for the real holiday to start the day after christmas. it s perfect for kicking back in your sweats. eating some leftovers, recovering from the chaos that was christmas morning. christmas come officially. we plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled. get a tie this year? wow, whoopi, a necklace. we at primetime hope you bundled with the tree lit up take time to thank you our viewers. you guys are our gift this season. primetime is a show for the people. we wouldn t be anything without you. and you have to admit, america, we have gotten pretty close this past year. i give you a peek into my life every night with a window. at this point you guys probably know more about me than my own sister. and this is a oneway street. i love hearing from you. we couldn t end the show each night without your text
oh. oh. don t goes goodman. bret. jesse: in politics it can be the kiss of death. remember thomas dewey holding up the dewey defeats truman newspaper? remember that? if you were born later you probably don t. i have seen it. it looks like they had fake news back then, too, didn t they? it looks like joe biden had his dewey moment this summer. remember when he declared victory over inflation? actually, i just want to say a number zero: today we received news that our economy had zero percent inflation in the month of july. zero percent. zero inflation last month. jesse: just like he declared victory too early over covid, same thing happened with inflation because, today, just like the rent is too damn high, so are prices. this just in, the august inflation report chief business correspondent christie romans has the numbers what are you seeing? forward cooling but too high. you have the overall inflation number 8.3%. you get inside these numbers, some of the year over
i know what he looks like, i can t hear his name. bob? bob the builder bob the builder yes, we can. who is your governor? rudy giuliani. [buzzer] kathy hukle. [buzzer] not for long. oh no what did she do. there is a race. right. right got to vote. you are going to vote. obviously not. i don t know nothing. what a dumb head i am. you re going to be on jesse watters primetime. i love jesse watters. wait, i love jesse. i love you. my fiance, i always say you are my second boyfriend. he always puts on fox news and i say he s handsome. jesse: maybe one of those people should pick up a book and lucky for him michelle obama just u.s. just released one and we sent to washington, d.c. to see if they think michelle has what it takes to run for president. is michelle ebb running for
which washington, d.c. politician should get coal in their stocking this year? i feel like the answer is obvious. yeah? it s trump. lori lightfoot, i don t like. pelosi. whoever is going to get military out of russia for four years they are getting coal. i think that s joe biden. son of a bitch. what did joe biden get for christmas. thrown out of. i m jill s husband. oh no, this you switched on me. inflation reduction act because it didn t work the first time. maybe a memory or two. trying to tell me something, huh? what would you get kamala harris for christmas? more buses to her house. we just keep sending them. look at this bus. oh my god i love it. a muzzle, i will give her a wig old kiss. nashville part two. that s one of the things i m most excited about. you are going to be on jesse
Deliver toys for tots. many headed to the villages. tomorrow on special report, we may get a supreme court decision on title 42 ending as the migrant surge at the southern border continues and hits monstrous levels. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. that he was it for this special report. i m rich edson in washington. although it s been said many times many ways merry christmas to you merry christmas indeed. welcome toe a special edition of jesse watters primetime. hope you had good time with family and friends enjoying great food and company and of course a visit from santa. okay tomorrow people 10:00