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Here are some of our other favorite limericks from this contest, in no particular order: Little Missy believed it was true That her life was a rom-com debut, But since she could infer All those hearts weren’t for her, Then this must be the start of Act Two! Lance Burri, Baraboo, Wisconsin And her hopes for his kisses run high, She’d better be certain He’s not out there flirtin’ With all of her rivals nearby. Lida Bushloper, Sierra Madre, California The agent has staked her location For the Valentine’s sting operation. She’s taking this scamp down ....
Richard Arnold, Bay City, Michigan Yes, everyone knows how it goes: This pepp’ry pup loves when it snows! The rompin’ begins, When the snowflakes, they get up his nose! Tim Potochnik, Sheboygan, Wisconsin I want to stay outside and run. I’m not ready yet To go to the vet. Surely it can wait till I’m done. Richard Howard, Gainesville, Florida Confusion was felt everywhere. That joy always finds me And that pausing for fun keeps hope near! Deborah McCarthy, South Pasadena, Florida Now that Scottie’s escaped from his carrier, His Christmas just couldn’t be merrier. ....