Thats very nice of you. Thank you, thats very nice, but i want you to tell me the truth. Was i your first choice, or was the line too long for three men and a baby . [ laughter ] besides, this is free, right . [ laughter ] on the stand, simba. [ laughter ] whats going on . What is this . Now, thats not real, is it . Tell me thats not a real skin. Ill put it to you this way. Its the Juliet Prowse look. Call bob barker. [ laughter ] but its not really real, is it . No, no. Well, semi. Theres a few hairs left on it, here and there. [ laughter ] i appreciate you sharing the evening with us. Then again, what was your choice . Sitting at home with a dead Christmas Tree . [ laughter ] [ applause ] see, i always ask fred before i come out. I say, hows the audience . He says, theyre great. Last night, i asked him, and he wouldnt tell me. [ laughter ] last nights audience was the kind of a group they were angry, because their pit bulls had been outlawed. [ laughter ]do you tourists wouldnt be so
Is harold the other little boy . Would have to die. But for fergie to become queen, the whole royal family would have to be wiped out in an airplane crash that killed Wayland Flowers and madame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] anyway, we have a good show tonight. You didnt announce our special guests. George bush, and robert dole will come out here to do whos on first . [ laughter ] we have the one and only miss bette davis, with us tonight. [ applause ] and. A very funny performer, martin short, is with us tonight. [ applause ] and possibly, and his orchestra, so well be right back. Stay with us. [ music ] [ applause ] thank you. [ applause ] you finally did itand it was actually easy. Who would have thought . You did what dad taught you to do you took care of business. You made up your mind. Got it done. And thats a load off your shoulders. Thats how it feels to get guaranteed acceptance Life Insurance simple, affordable coverage for people age 50 to 75. Massmutual designed it to help cove
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