i can t believe honey nut cheerios sold out like that. (laughter) this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report ! thank you for joining us! (audience chanting stephen ) (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen! thank you so much for being here! (cheering) a beautiful night for a broadcast to the american people and nation. thank you. please have a seat. folks, i want to welcome you all. (cheering) folks, i want to welcome you all to says me street brought to you tonight by the letter c and the number 19 (laughter) stephen: nation, as much as this administration would like us to forget it, we are just in the opening chapters in our war on terror, and over the weekend, there may have been a major plot twist. conflicting reports on the fate of the leader of i.s.i.s., abu bakr al-baghdadi. u.s. warplanes attacked a convoy near mosul in iraq this we
(cheers and applause) jon: that s our show! join us tomorrow night at 11:00. a young actor named stephen carell will join us! (applause) our moment of zen. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org makes an important visit to china. he s too good to order takeout like the rest of us. (laughter) then, who will be america s new attorney general? and did i just pitch a reality show to c-span? (laughter) and my guest tonight is legendary fashion designer diane von furstenberg, whose new book is the woman i wanted to be. for me, it was always nancy reagan. (laughter) usher is releasing his latest single inside boxes of honey nut cheerios. i can t believe honey nut cheerios sold out like that. (laughter) this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report ! thank you for joining us! (audience chanting stephen ) (chee
i can t believe honey nut cheerios sold out like that. (laughter) this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report ! thank you for joining us! (audience chanting stephen ) (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen! thank you so much for being here! (cheering) a beautiful night for a broadcast to the american people and nation. thank you. please have a seat. folks, i want to welcome you all. (cheering) folks, i want to welcome you all to says me street brought to you tonight by the letter c and the number 19 (laughter) stephen: nation, as much as this administration would like us to forget it, we are just in the opening chapters in our war on terror, and over the weekend, there may have been a major plot twist. conflicting reports on the fate of the leader of i.s.i.s., abu bakr al-baghdadi. u.s. warplanes attacked a convoy near mosul in iraq this we
(laughter) stephen: nation, as much as this administration would like us to forget it, we are just in the opening chapters in our war on terror, and over the weekend, there may have been a major plot twist. conflicting reports on the fate of the leader of i.s.i.s., abu bakr al-baghdadi. u.s. warplanes attacked a convoy near mosul in iraq this weekend. it s unknown, though, if that top guy was among them. al-baghdadi may have been killed or wounded in a u.s. air strike. the leader of i.s.i.s., abu bakr al-baghdadi, may be dead tonight. stephen: yeah, we maybe got you, sucker! (laughter) rest in possibly! (laughter) folks, i am theoretically pumped that this brutal murderer is hypothetically out of the picture. (laughter) i say, bring the champagne to room temperature so it s ready to chill if that proves necessary! (laughter) and while i, of course, would like to know for certain that the monster who promised to turn new york into an ash-heap is deceased, at least th
it s unknown, though, if that top guy was among them. al-baghdadi may have been killed or wounded in a u.s. air strike. the leader of i.s.i.s., abu bakr al-baghdadi, may be dead tonight. stephen: yeah, we maybe got you, sucker! (laughter) rest in possibly! (laughter) folks, i am theoretically pumped that this brutal murderer is hypothetically out of the picture. (laughter) i say, bring the champagne to room temperature so it s ready to chill if that proves necessary! (laughter) and while i, of course, would like to know for certain that the monster who promised to turn new york into an ash-heap is deceased, at least this uncertainty gives our tabloids time to stock up on their zinger headlines, like when saddam was sentenced to hang, the new york post went with good noose. (laughter) or when we killed bin laden and found porn in his compound, they hit us with this actual headline. osama bin wankin. (laughter) and who can forget that when we got al quaida in iraq l