Thing and let jim jordan speaker today . Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight simu liu, Jim Jefferies, and music from myke towers. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. In hollywood, california. We have a lot to cover tonight. We have i dont mean to quiet you down, but we have no time for fun tonight. Our pumpkinheaded former president [ laughter ] was mouthbreathing his way through another day in court today. This was not the january 6th insurrection case, thats in washington. Its not to be confused with the electiontampering case, thats in georgia. Or the stolen documents case in florida. Or the Stormy Daniels or e. Jean carroll cases that are also in new york. [ laughter ] this is his fraud trial in new york. I know. Its hard to keep track. Donny cochran has been using this trial as a platform to air grievances. Particularly about the ga
For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself explains, theres a perfectly good reason why we dont understand what hes doing. This is a different kind of war. A kind of war weve never faced before. Its a totally different kind of war. Its. Its. Than. Than ones were used to. I told you its a different kind of war with a different kind of enemy. Jon they. They wear shoes on their hands. laughter and applause im telling you, these people are crazy. They eat with their butts. laughter they call their jesus muhammad. It makes no sense. This next race is a pretty interesting one. Thats right, its stories that jon expl
Airports in new york city and around the state and also the they talked about the Affordable Care act he was knowledgeable about the issues on the Affordable Care act. My sense was he understood exactly what i was saying. And the magnitude of what i was saying, 3 million insured people would be a problem. We talked about state control. And to me, its more a question of resources as long as the federal government is providing the resources, so we make sure the progress weve made isnt lost the Trump Administration has been cleared that repealing the Affordable Care act has been a priority and a Republican Led Congress has already got the ball rolling on that. The president elect will be back in washington, dc tomorrow. Trump and Vice President elect pence are scheduled to participate in a wrench laying ceremony at Arlington National cemetery. He will deliver remarks at a concert at the linc couldnt memorial the night at blair house which is the president ial guest residence across the st
Picks up a table, a Security Guard immediately stops him and comes over. A little tap on the head with that baton. Puts him nightnight real quick. Its not legal for this guy to run amok. He was going after some energy drinks. He needs that. Instead he comes back into the frame with something else. It looks like a shopping cart. And tosses it across the room. Unfortunately he misses the Security Guard and hits somebody else. Oh, no. Dont show me a baby. What the heck . Somebody needs to beat his butt. He needs to bow up, okay youre done. Lets make sure the 2yearold is okay. He does leave the frame. Somebody else stays behind to tend to the child who is crying and suffers some head injuries. Now i want that stick to give him a head injury. The child was taken to the hospital and treated for his head injury. Stupidity. You always have to keep an eye on your child. Keep it on this van. As it starts moving the door starts sliding open. Oh, no. This happened to you exactly. Thats exactly how
Welcome to the nightly show. What great crowd youre too kind thank you so much i love you, too man, what a great show. Waka flocka flame is on the panel tonight. cheers and applause i have to bring this up. Heres the deal. Many criticize Hillary Clinton for being too reserved, never showing her personal side. Well, the other day she really let her guard down with the people of buffalo, displaying an amazing level of candor. A lot of great things happened to me here when i was your senator. I came at least 50 times. Every chance i could get. laughter larry hmm. applause now, im really excited to read those emails. laughter but not everything was orgasmic in the clinton world last week, so lets check in with the ongoing effort to denegrofy the white house its time for a special edition of the unblackening. Oh, that was kind of cool. I like that, yeah. It seems Hillary Clintons campaign for the presidency has been overshadowed by bill clintons Ongoing Campaign to tank Hillary Clintons cam