stephen: yes, this is a great place to get it. i just want to commune with the cosmos. that s how i roll. stephen: yeah, i get that. listen, you know, you re so much fun to have the show, but i gotta say, the way people are feeling, it might be hard to do a comedy show tonight. you know what we do in moments like this in my field? stephen: what? we invoke the cosmic perspective. stephen: what s that? that s what earth look likes from high above, not just, like, from the atmosphere, but from and when you do that, all earth s problems dissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. stephen: yeah. ( laughter ). does that make you feel any better? no. ( laughter ) why don t we just chuck the telescope? stephen: let s do it. ( cheers and applause ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes miles teller, neil degrasse tyson. and triumph the insult comic dog! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live fro
space itself, from the universe. and when you do that, all earth s problems dissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. stephen: yeah. ( laughter ). does that make you feel any better? no. ( laughter ) why don t we just chuck the telescope? stephen: let s do it. ( cheers and applause ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes miles teller, neil degrasse tyson. and triumph the insult comic dog! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) ? ? ? stephen: hey, everybody, thank you so much! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. stephen: thanks, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thanks, everybody. thanks so much. welcome to the late show, everybody. i m stephen colbert. i think. ( laughter ) i m not sure what to believe about anything anymore. let me as
and when you do that, all earth s problems dissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. stephen: yeah. ( laughter ). does that make you feel any better? no. ( laughter ) why don t we just chuck the telescope? stephen: let s do it. ( cheers and applause ) yes! it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes miles teller, neil degrasse tyson. and triumph the insult comic dog! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) ? ? ? stephen: hey, everybody, thank you so much! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. stephen: thanks, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thanks, everybody. thanks so much. welcome to the late show, everybody. i m stephen colbert. i think. ( laughter ) i m not sure what to believe about anything anymore. let me ask you how s everybody doing
space itself, from the universe. and when you do that, all earth s problemsissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. stephen: yeah. ( laughter ). does that make you feel any better? no. ( laughter ) why don t we just chuck the telescope? stephen: let s do it. ( cheers and applause ) yes! it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes miles teller, neil degrasse tyson. and triumph the insult comic dog! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody, thank you so much! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. stephen: thanks, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thanks, everybody. thanks so much. welcome to the late show, everybody. i m stephen colbert. i think. ( laughter ) i m not sure what to believe about an
and when you do that, all earth s problems dissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. stephen: yeah. ( laughter ). does that make you feel any better? no. ( laughter ) why don t we just chuck the telescope? stephen: let s do it. ( cheers and applause ) yes! it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes miles teller, neil degrasse tyson. and triumph the insult comic dog! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody, thank you so much! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. stephen: thanks, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thanks, everybody. thanks so much. welcome to the late show, everybody. i m stephen colbert. i think. ( laughter ) i m not sure what to believe about anything anymore. let me ask you