Firstly, sir, i just thumped the back of Louie Gohmerts head as i was coming over here. And although his rind is still hard, i do hear a sloshing sound in there. Do you believe that Louie Gohmerts head is an overripe melon and would best serve our country by rotting on a compost heap . Yes. laughter and applause stephen sir, is it true that President Trump is the most corrupt and dishonest president of the last 100 years . That is generally correct, yes. laughter and applause stephen in the last 200 years . Yes. Stephen is donald trump the most corrupt president in all parallel universes, alternate dimensions, and nether realms . If it is in the report, that is accurate. laughter stephen yeah, yeah, its in there. Switching gears, sir, do you think if you put a top hat on that man over your Left Shoulder right there, he would resemble rich uncle penny bags . Yes. laughter stephen lets find out bell rings applause mr. Chairman, let the record show that it does. Thank you. Now, mr. Muelle
The ref at least ten times. But in the end, he was still the ref. No harm, no foul. Next thing you know, theyll say its a crime to attempt murder. Attempted murder is a crime. News to me. For all of us at cbs news sports boom goes the democracy. Anner its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, mulling mueller. Plus, stephen welcomes Jeff Goldblum and aisha tyler, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo thanks, everybody please have a seat very nice delightful. What a lovely group of people here tonight. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Everyone is still talking. cheers and applause everybody out there is still talking about former special counsel Robert Muellers appearance on capitol hill, six hours of testimony. It was so long that by the end we all felt as old as Robert Mueller looked. laughter and at the hearings, muel
Again . He might stephen this is easy. I think i think stephen he would stop them . Um um stephen tell you what, take your time. While you attempt to add a verb to that sentence, i am just going to whittle. He might might make an effort to speak out about it. Sir, final question about the 2020 race will President Trump be reelected . Were going to get there by any means necessary. Does that include ballsout racism . Thats 100 correct. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight on tumbling down. Plus stephen welcomes Jake Gyllenhaal, Marianne Williamson, and comedian Daniel Simonsen, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on whoo nice job hello cheers and applause band playing yeah yeah cheers and applause welcome. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks, heres the si
Firstly, sir, i just thumped the back of Louie Gohmerts head as i was coming over here. And although his rind is still hard, i do hear a sloshing sound in there. Do you believe that Louie Gohmerts head is an overripe melon and would best serve our country by rotting on a compost heap . Yes. laughter applause stephen sir, is it true that President Trump is the most corrupt and dishonest president of the last 100 years . That is generally correct, yes. laughter applause stephen in the last 200 years . Yes. Stephen is donald trump the most corrupt president in all parallel universes, alternate dimensions, and netherrealms . If it is in the report, that is accurate. Stephen yeah, yeah, its in there. Switching gears, sir, do you think if you put a top hat on that man over your Left Shoulder right there, he would resemble rich uncle penny bags . Yes. Stephen lets find out bell rings mr. Chairman, let the record show that it does. Thank you. Now, mr. Mueller, you have also investigated the pr