toupee could be a good safety helmet. would that be something that could cushion the blow? what were they called, the tribbles on star trek, the episode when the furballs took over the t ship. bill: i don t believe tony bennett has a toupee. no, me neither. of course not.. that is solid hair. it has been solid and shatner too. no one has a toupee. we are fair and balanced here. bill: we give the benefit of the doubt. dennis miller, everybody. martha maccallum on deck. we will have an update on the bowe bergdahl desertion trial. also, will those violent protesters in d.c. actually be punished? martha, moments away. ir car insurance. any questions? -yeah. -how do you go to the bathroom? great. any insurance-related questions? -mm-hmm. -do you have a girlfriend? uh, i m actually focusing on my career right now,