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this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion. what do you mean biblical? what he means is old testament, mr. mayor. real wrath of god type stuff. fire and brimstone coming down from the seas. rivers and seas. rivers and earthquakes volcanos. dead rising from the grave. dogs and cats living together. mass hysteria. jesse: what s going on here? i haven t seen that much smoke since the homeless guy burnt down our christmas tree. this morning the sun looked like a fireball and last night the moon looked bloody. all of a sudden the democrats are putting their masks back on. yep, they still kept their masks. serve saying stay inside. but i didn t listen. why? because i love you. i came into the city for you don t. i braved the smoke so you could watch your favorite show. the air quality is hazardous, quote, unquote, worst than 9/11, i said i don t care. the show must go on. schools are being closed, planes are being grounded and pets are being tol ....
golf. i don t know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don t care about. but, apparently settings an intense yearlong feud. the golf world had not seen a dust up this huge since tiger woods ex-wife caught him. this could only mean one thing. damn, trump is right again! would you know it? former president trump got blasted at the jersey golf club predicted this merger will happen and now he s praising the deal. great news from liv golf, a deal for the wonderful world o ....
golf. i don t know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don t care about. but, apparently settings an intense yearlong feud. the golf world had not seen a dust up this huge since tiger woods ex-wife caught him. this could only mean one thing. damn, trump is right again! would you know it? former president trump got blasted at the jersey golf club predicted this merger will happen and now he s praising the deal. great news from liv golf, a deal for the wonderful world o ....
the guy that does not know today is monday. he is 82 years old and all we know is he likes ice cream and he can t speak very well. anyway, joe biden, you are cognitively struggling democratic president is playing to announce his reelection bid tomorrow. here is where it gets really interesting. even though almost no one in america wants him to serve a second term, we are not even sure he can get through the first time. now, it is true. tulsi gabbard tonight right here in the studio with us also, west virginia democratic joe manchin will join us tonight. now, i remember he made a deal with chuck schumer and joe biden on the critical issue to his estate. it is called energy. we need to be energy independent. it looks like they have broken their promise to him. joe manchin is not happy about it. he is rightly criticizing that, criticizing runaway spending sprees by his own party. he is a slimed the president, what he is calling the efficiency of leadership and he is praisi ....
he is so well-dressed. he makes salads jealous. social scientist and to post [indistinct] jesus. [applause] he is so hot, he could be my twin brother. cohost of fox & friends weekend, pete. she is like an earthworm, small, slender, and thrives in good. contributor kat timpf. and finally, when he sneezes, more states issue tornado warnings. my massive psychic, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. before we get to the some new stories and we have some new ones, some blockbusters if you will. let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: i wish i had a virtually that. it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we did not use this week and it is my first time reading these so if they suck, it is on you. that does not make any sense, but who cares? hershey s is facing a boycott after putting a trans person s face on a wrapper. the company agreed to only use the photo on mr. goodbar s. [laughter] i would have said, they would only put it on candy bars with nuts. that is better ....