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[applause] hello, america. hi, girl. i m jimmy the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that i m a former new york city cab driver but i ve had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena, and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs in my taxi although i never drove gutfeld. i never picked up prince harry or meghan markle. although it s worth noting that my high-speed chase happened when i was on foot but the point is the point. growing up i felt bad for being a guy with a c-cup boopies but i wish i had them now i could get a bud light into them. [applause] jimmy. you know, we make fun of mulvaney but the truth is i would rather watch 10 hours of him pretending to be a woman than sit through another second of harry and m ....
Photos he rocked a pretty basic suit and like all people who don t want the public looking at them meghan wore a gold dress and a tiny matching purse that she holds harry s balls in. [applause] now, according to their publicist, they left the event at 9:50 p.m., at which point the waiting paparazzi subjected them to a relentless pursuit lasting over two hours resulting in near multiple collisions with other folks on the road. folks, this supposedly happened in new york city. take from it a former cab driver, new york city traffic moves slower than a conversation between these two. [laughter] [applause] really think about this for a second. new york is the only city in the ....
I think you keep the name that made you famous. he doesn t expect people to bow to him. i don t think they will be offended by us calling them meghan and harry. there were so many highlights. i don t think anyone says it any better than our correspondent, nick. we assume the song means a lot and assume it hasn t been ....