well> , everybody, happy wednesday, everybody. tarantino, trump big in iowa, which means it s time for democrats to freak outme for. of course, it s always time for dems to freak out. unless you bring u unless yp the border, the economy, crime or biden getting lost in his yard, then there s nothing to see here, folks but trump really seems to bring out their innerti kathy griffin. , even joy-ann reid bought. a donald trump wig. oh, that s true. th but the closer he gets to the white house, the closeer get toa committing harry carrey with that pair of dull knitting needle knitts. they see trump in their brain seized up like obama s appetit e when he watches a dog show, he eats dogs.g on so what s really going on?? what are they planning? well, it s the push. the idea that trump will stage i a totalitydea th tru and takeovp and nbc helped plant thieds sees with, this headline, quote, fears grow that trump will use d the in dictatorial ways ifiche r he returns to the whitetur
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yak, yak, yak, yak. happy tuesday, everybody so really, it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. ng they seem to be everywhere, blocking traffic, closing bridgeic, closs, chanting at tro station stations. but the joke ske o on them. i travel only by helicopterve . but oh how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are? mayor pete idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings, super gluing themselves to the wall. and remember that knucklehead glued who s d hand to a starbucs counter to protest the price of oatmilk? when they called his name, he couldn t even get his own coffee back.-m what is itilk? about superglue, anyway? should only have one purpose. and that s sniffin g. anyway, the more disruptive the protests, the more imbeciles embrace it, even if it hurts their cause. t even so what drives these cs to protest? well, their moms, they simply alienate rather than raise awareness. i mean, do you think this dohelps anyone imagine that they are n
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