cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey welcome to the report. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause . Thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, everything in new york is bigger. Weve got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its farc, by th featherhead, be way. Theres one thing about new york that is not as big as we thought. It apires particular demographic in new york has been expoinencely overestimated the rat population. Common lore states there are as many rats as humans in new york city, in the neighborhood of eight million. However a statistician from Columbia University says there are really just two mill
Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, everything in new york is bigger. Weve got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. Theres one thing about new york that is not as big as we thought. It appears particular demographic in new york has been expoinencely overestimated the rat population. Common lore states there are as many rats as humans in new york city, in the neighborhood of eight million. However a statistician from Columbia University says there are really just two million rats in the big apple. Stephen new york has only two million rats . I mean, thats like finding out new york only has two million original
Not familiar but i hear hes good. laughter but first, last night we poked a little fun at the apec summit in beijing for making World Leaders wear goofy clothes and displaying what i believe pyrotechnic officials refer to as fireworks out the yinyang. laughter but fairs fair. There were some results. President obama and president xi jinping of china announced a major deal on climate change. The worlds two biggest polluters agree to reduce their Carbon Emissions. Jon oh pie god, thats i had no idea that was going to happen. Less Carbon Emissions from the two of the Worlds Largest polluters. This calls for a celebration. No, that no, that no, no, no. The fireworks things is actually working okay. I think this deal is going to call for a bit of a cultural shift. But listen, great, so obviously you cant do anything real about the environment without china on board. Which brings us to our next issue. Chinese gangs are being accused of smuggling huge amounts of ivory from tanzania, with the
Media access group at wgbh captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, new advancements in drones. I hear theyve got ones now that can carry a pilot. Then, a republican victory in colorado. Time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong. My guest macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from sesame street. Thats where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. Kobe bryant has set the n. B. A. s alltime record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100 of the shots you dont miss. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey welcome to the report. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause . Thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, ever
Carell, steve carell. Not familiar but i hear hes good. laughter but first, last night we poked a little fun at the apec summit in beijing for making World Leaders wear goofy clothes and displaying what i believe pyrotechnic officials refer to as fireworks out the yinyang. laughter but fairs fair. There were some results. President obama and president xi jinping of china announced a major deal on climate change. The worlds two biggest polluters agree to reduce their Carbon Emissions. Jon oh pie god, thats i had no idea that was going to happen. Less Carbon Emissions from the two of the Worlds Largest polluters. This calls for a celebration. No, that no, that no, no, no. The fireworks things is actually working okay. I think this deal is going to call for a bit of a cultural shift. But listen, great, so obviously you cant do anything real about the environment without china on board. Which brings us to our next issue. Chinese gangs are being accused of smuggling huge amounts of ivory fr