People are beginning to emerge from the coronavirus for the first time in months. When youre talking to someone in person and you want to change your background, you have to physically move to another location. We look at teaching in the time of krone arks Michael Kosta faces death and aunt becky gets a full scholarship to prison. Welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor you know, when im feeling down, nothing makes me happier than hearing some good news. Also prozac works, but since the state says im no longer allowed to write prescriptions because im not qualified, heres our good news for you in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. Lets kick it off with weed, aka marijuana, jazz, spinach, nelson manedibles. For many people, it has been an important way to get through the coronavirus lockdowns, but, now, it turns out it might also be a cure for coronavir
[cheers and applause] michael welcome to the daily show, im michael kosta. Desi and im desi lydic weve got a lot of news to get into. Russia meddles in its own election. Spring break might be broken. And when life gives elon musk lemons, he fires them. But first lets get into our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] donald trump has had a good week. He sealed the gop nomination. One of his 54 trials was postponed. He just figured out you can google boobs. The man should be on top of the world but some of his Close Friends in the right wing media are concerned. I know you have supporters, friends and families. They say its lonely at the top, and im actually curious. Is it ever lonely for you . [laughter] desi what a ridiculous question for a journalist to ask. Of course hes not lonely. He saw his wife just six months ago [bleep] Walter Cronkite over here. Trump answered this question the way he answered every question by saying whatever was on his mind at that mome
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic. Weve got so much good news for you tonight. Womens sports are now the best sports, Michael Kosta tries to get out of a speeding ticket, and donald trump has found an entirely new way to lose money. So lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with some news from the business world. Last week, Donald Trumps social media platform truth social went public with a value of 8 billion. Mmhmm. Which seemed like a lot for a website whose Business Model is what if twitter was just nazis . And guess what . Turns out it was tonight, stock in Donald Trumps Media Company tanking after trumps social media platform, truth social, reported losing 58 million last year. [cheers and applause] the company was valued at nearly 10 billion after it went public last week as Trump Supporters rushed to scoop up shares. Truth social is doing very well. Its hot as a pistol and doing great. But today, that rude awakening. The revelation of last
Jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support. But it turns out that
[cheers and applause] jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support.