don t bore us and try to make us laugh. it s tuesday and that is my job. start with jimmy kimmel who wound up with a black eye after he says he hit himself in the face. he s not the only celebrity sporting a shiner these days. take a look. had a concert in boston this weekend. he claims he was jumped by a group of new kids on the block fans, for real. he said he was leaving dinner saturday night, four guys jumped out of a gold chevy malibu and said this is the town of the new kids and beat him up which if that s true it might be the funniest prebeating statement ever made. wow. that was aaron carter the teen pop sensation. exactly. poor aaron. had a rough childhood. so what happened to the eye? with jimmy kimmel? a car door. i don t believe that. makeup team not getting an emmy. i think it was a drug bust. on the air with it. makeup team there. he s not only fried chicken
bank says it wants to make on-line banking mandatory. is that a good idea? then from comedy to presidential politics. larry the cable guy is going to tackle it all. he s headed for the curvy couch. but first we want to say happy birthday to justin bieber. the teen pop sensation, gosh, is only 18 today. still has a whole life ahead of him and he s already famous. [ toilet flushes ] i come in peace. i come in peace. but you go in pieces. [ female announcer ] you can t pass mom s inspection with lots of pieces left behind. that s why there s charmin ultra strong. versus the ultra rippled brand. so it holds up better for a more dependable clean.
teen pop sensation justin bieber is in high demand. these days his hair is drawing crowds. we have a.j. hammer with an update. this is crazy. this is when you know you are a phenomenon. people are reportedly standing in line for two hours to take a picture with his shorn locks of hair. you may remember when he decided to change his hair, he auctioned off scraps for charity. now that hair has a tour of its own. it was at a miami bowling alley. fans came out to pose with the hair. they were asked to make a donation to the japanese tsunami relief efforts, which is great.
it s not enough. frently enough they can talk to you. but still being a parent to say there are consequences. amazing. can t wait to see it. the perils of parents tonight at 10:0 9:00 central. the imam behind the proposed islamic center spoke out today. he is still talking about resolving this crisis. we ll have the latest on the controversy in a live report. and teen pop sensation justin bieber hits the stage pen the mtv awards. howd did he do? and was he singing live? details next in the scoop. [ rumbling ] [ air whooshing ] [ crunch! ] [ male announcer ] 11 grams of delicious whole grain. one mighty toasted crunch. new wheat thins crunch stix. the crunch is calling. that s not how successful investing is done. at e-trade it s harnessing some of the most powerful yet easy to use trading tools on the planet