nobody tells me about mike allen. happy thursday, everyone. all right. let s get toe t my some bearing? trump, who recently turned 18. yeah, we ll step into the political arena as a florida delegate at the republican conventio an. his dad s first order of adviceo don t bang. stormy daniels. speaking of today in court, was cross-examined by the defense. her testimony was a lot like her movies, you know, gripping for a minute and a hal f. and then you lose interest and click on to something else u . jennifer pace of indiana passed away in march, but still won her gop primary election for hoe the house of representatives. it s amazing, since some women do that while alive. illegal aliens in denver, a growing list of demandss to to their mayor. their mayor asking for better food, medical care, shower access and nr o or physical abuse. oh, that s not from illegal aliens. that s from my staff. for airline employees, we rebusd busted for using their ability to bypass sec
at it is. w welcome to the tigers edition of gutfeld. now excuse me while i whi wp these out. t oh, fofor those of you who don o know and living under a rock, amm tyrus, in for greg, who s currently out with his friend. just playing. speaking of playing in jokeskin uber has released their annual list of unusual items left behind in the car over the past year, which includes a man s toupee. but uber was able to return it l to its rightful owner. love you, jesse. i proposed train station was canceled because it s an embarrassing design. barras resembles a massive sanitary pad. ohsiresembled a ma. u unfortunately, the new design isn t much better better . told you that don t work, tom. all right. president biden said that the number one overall wnba pres, clarke, should be making more money. well, if she want to do that, she should probably get a real job in texas. say, one more and she can. the concession stands need to be cleaned up after games. another sexis
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in jerusalem. u.s. secretary of state antony blinken is scheduled meet with several arab leaders today as the u.s. tries cool tensions in the middle east. blinken is in amman, jordan where he will meet with his counterparts from jordan, egypt, saudi arabia, the united arab emirates and qatar. a palestinian authority will also be in attendance. the trip comes after he met with israeli leaders in an attempt to get them to agree to humanitarian pauses in the war against hamas. we need to do more to protect palestinian civilians. we ve been clear that as israel conducts his campaign to defeat hamas, how it does so matters. it matters because it s the right and lawful thing to do. prime minister benjamin netanyahu is refusing the idea of a cease fire, saying the more than 240 hostages still held by hamas must be released first. the united states would not agree to a cease fire after, the bombing of pearl harbor or after the terrorist attack of 9/11. israel will not agree to