[laughter]. i kid the popping fresh king. i m going to miss him. how much? well, this much. and the press was so quiet on cnn you could hear his stomach growling. i can t control myself. just like bri stelter. anyone thinks boobs are more common in women than men have never seen brian jogging. cut brian slack. he s got a lot on his plate right now. what the hell am i going to do now? first chris cuomo. then jeffrey to be in. now stelter. i m running out of material. if cnn fires don lemon i might have to work for a living. what is stelter going to do next? he could work here. our on camera chemistry was undeniable. i want to play a game where i stay in my apartment and i don t pick up the phone and see if anybody will check on me. and no one pays the rent. the landlord game after 7 years to one victim. that really victim. you guys saw that. i wasn t just dreepg that. wow. moving on to the monologue. as we watch the news chase every trump related story like joy behar
it s a living. it s an honest day s work. by the way are you doing it on fox an friends tomorrow. i m sure not. i m sure we won t. no. they re eating breakfast. no. they re watching breakfast. that was their nickname. tyrus. unionize? oh, man i m so scared to answer right now. you say i m not a strip club guy. i was a big strip club guy. it s nice to see the few did you put through school came back an got everybody unionized because they why doing it to go to school and came back an unionized. i m all for it.
the deals are incredible. i am not a strip club guy. i went there just for research. it was crazy. 5 dollars a dance and for $20 they would take you in the back room and give you covid. [laughing]. greg nicely done. coming up more gutty awards. limu emu and doug. and it s easy to customize your insurance at libertymutual.com so you only pay for what you need. isn t that right limu? limu? limu? sorry, one sec. doug blows several different whistles. doug blows several different whistles. [a vulture squawks.] there he is.
i am not a strip club guy. i went there just for research. it was crazy. 5 dollars a dance and for $20 they would take you in the back room and give you covid. [laughing]. greg nicely done. coming up more gutty awards.
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