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At this point, I’d believe anything you told me about Joe Flacco. Possible truths:
Is he, after sitting at home with his kids for the first three months of the season, December’s best quarterback at nearly 39 years old? Sure.
Is this some malfunction of the human simulation, in which a coding error led us to an alternate reality? Extremely possible.
And does Flacco have a chance to win the Super Bowl.