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Gather ’round the fire made by all these burning copies of the Constitution, and forget the winter of your discontent on the biggest-ever…
Florida Man Friday!
The Most Florida Man Story Ever (This Week)
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When I first saw this headline in a Twitter link, my fakenewsdar went “PING!”
But as it turns out, the link went to a legitimate major media news site, assuming that’s still a thing.
For his part, Florida Man is too legit to quit:
Keith Morris Smith Jr., 29, is wanted in Clay County for violating the conditions of his release. Deputies say Smith bonded out of the Clay County Jail and cut off his ankle monitor.
Machete Attack West of Indy, Colorado Man Blamed
FILLMORE, Ind.–A fight between two people in Fillmore ended when one man attacked another person with a machete and took off. The Putnam County Sheriff’s Dept. is looking for a man from Colorado, who attacked a person in Indiana and drove away in a car with a Florida license plate.
The sheriff’s department said the attack happened just before 8 o’clock Friday morning. They believe Stephen Taplin, 39, of Colorado, is responsible for the attack.
After the attack he left in a blue or gray Toyota Sienna, and was headed north out of Fillmore, which is 50 miles west of Indianapolis and just east of Greencastle. Deputies believe Taplin may not know where he’s headed because he’s unfamiliar with the area.