Good morning. Thank you very much for being here. As you know, the Surgeon General is with us. The Surgeon General all of you should know. I dican you hear me . Do you want to hear me . That is the most important thing. That happens i tell a wonderful joke, he was giving a speech to 500 people and a guy in the back raised his hand and said senator, i cannot hear you. Immediately the guy in the front row jumped up and said i can and i will trade places with you. [laughter] of you tradee places. Good to see you. Many of the Surgeon Generals family lives in my neighborhood. They are counting on you for protection. [inaudible]t of crisis, the bad news is, it is a crisis everywhere. The good news is, it is a crisis everywhere. What i mean by that is everybody in the congress, whether they represent a rural, st. Marys or calvert, or anne arundel, whether it is rural, urban, suburban, it is a crisis. You can go to the outermost arts of New Hampshire and they will tell you there is a problem.
Kids under five admitted free. First 30 fans take home a congressman. This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, meat. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve.
First 30 fans take home a congressman. This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, meat. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve. Im ready. I have the decoration
This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, matt. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve. Im ready. I have the decorations up. I hung my socks up over
This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, matt. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve. Im ready. I have the decorations up. I hung my socks up over