[ laughter ] good evening, im mr. Carson, you new home room teacher. Pay attention because there will be a quiz right after the monologue. You sound good tonight. Freddy came back and said what a great audience tonight. How are you tom . Very well. Doc is still in cincinnati recording with the cincinnati Symphony Orchestra hes recording the b and horistacata. Right. Okay. [ applause ] see i remember. I forgot the other song hes recording. You mentioned wait a minute the bell song from luck me. That wasnt what you said last night. [ inaudible ]. Thats the one i couldnt remember that. Well, what do we start off with . There was some health news. How about some health news . I always wanted to start a monologue with some health news. In the paper today new study risk of a heart attack. But they also found out that having a heart attack only feels slightly worse than eating oat bran. [ cheers and applause ] they come up with something every year this fiber now. A lot of fiber. Supposed to
Or john mccain is not a hero, he is showing you who he is. Senator, you you you whipped out that mexican thing again. He look can you defend it . There are criminal aliens in this country, tim. Reporter instead trying to take a similar tack against Hillary Clinton. He still wouldnt have a fraction of the insults that Hillary Clinton leveled when she said that half of our supporters were a basket of deplorables. Reporter trumps running mate at times flatout denying statements the billionaire has made in the past. Donald trump and mike pence have said hes a great leader. And donald trump has you know, we havent. I respect putin. Hes a strong leader. Donald trumps claim that he wants to that nato is obsolete and we need to get rid of nato is so dangerous. Thats not his plan. Nato is obsolete. It has to be rejiggered, changed, for the better. Reporter kaine frequently interrupting pence. Let me talk about senator, i think im still on my time. These were donald hold on a second. Its my time