hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
president biden: my sons as ,. jesse: barack obama pushes biden off the stage, and look who s back. at what a great evening! this is the second woman in our cabinet to be killed by an illegal alien, in both cases are suspect it s. jesse: biden migrants are raping and killing americans? chris hansen is here. never use the word is smart with me. never use that word? you know what, nothing smart about you. jesse: the debate rules are set, that the best man win. plus. his name is ben. [ ] jesse: nothing says someone like a barbecue, president eisenhower loved glinka so much he put weber on the white house roof? you can see the smoke and smell the steak from pennsylvania avenue. that everybody in washington can melt with a girl like that. schumer posted a picture of himself manning the grill of filled with hotdogs and a pale gray burger patty. why no smoke or sizzling? because schumer does not have a heat knob is cranked up. slapped a slice of cheese on raw pa
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