From our new Bureau of Alimentary Apartheid with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Social Justice Okay, now we know at least one outcome of Castro, Inc.'s recent food fair. And it has nothing to do with exporting Cuban goods. A deal has been struck with Spanish grocery firm VIMA
From our Bureau of Intensely Ironic News with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Magical Realism and our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Honestly, Castro, Inc. deserves some kind of prize for its chutzpah. After destroying Cuba's sugar industry once the envy of the world they send nearly two dozen
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and Compassion with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity How's this for social justice? Photographing acts of defiance against a totalitarian dictatorship will earn you four years in prison. And how's this for compassion? You're ill and incapacitated, so you're transferred from a
From our Bureau of Socialist Building Maintenance with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Inclusion, Equity and Social Justice How's this for inclusion, diversity, equity, and social justice? In Cuba absolutely everyone is equally in danger when venturing out on the street. No discrimination or bigotry whatsoever. Even tourists are in peril if
From our Bureau of Socialist Compassion and Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Funerary Extortion Rackets and our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity Someday someone might write a book on the many ways in which Canadian dream holidays turn into nightmares in Cuba. Such a publication would be a